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[silent-dragon]

Are we allowed to make you stuff for your fandorm?

Yes if you want to of course but i never thought someone would ask. 😭 I thought only fandorms made by artists get this sort of thing not my smol things.

[silviakundera]

fellow olds: do you remember it like I do, the appeal of the "bad boy" trope and enemies to lovers, for a young teen growing up.

idk about today, but as an American teenager in the 90s there was this experience where you KNEW the rule: a female character was allowed to flirt with the "bad boy" character or a "(fren)enemy" character, but at the end of the story she HAD to end up with the good boy. Anything directed at teens and young adult women had this rule. Sanitized for the american public!

And I remember hating and resenting it SO MUCH. Because that good guy tm wasn't a real life person we were picking as real life relationship material, he was a FICTIONAL SYMBOL. He was a representation of how girls could have a "phase" and try unconventional things, but then needed to grow up and settle down into docile, domesticated married life. As a baby dyke in the 90s, it frustrated me even more because mostly all there was available was hetro products, so you had to queer things up yourself (BYO Metaphors). And then you would get taunted with the trope that the girl would flirt with the idea of liking the socially isolated character who is marginalized and seen as bad/dirty... but in the end she always buckles to proprietary and settles down into the status quo to have 2 kids and a house with a lawn with nice, dependable lad. In a time when gay people couldn't get married or adopt.

In a time when AIDS still loomed large, sexuality was dangerous. These bad boy characters were overtly sexual, tempting the girl to live free of rules! Express your desires! Have exciting sexually charged moments! But then the girl would have to settle back down to have her happy hetro ending. UGH. IT WAS THE WORRRRRRSSSSSTTTTTTTT

[happyfunf3tti]

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone

[slashersgostabbystabstab]

Comfort

Now reposting...the first Wraith fic I wrote. Just something short, simple and sweet. Hope you guys enjoy.

Soft.

That was the complete opposite of what he was.

His skin darkened and hardened like the trunk of a tree, cold to the touch and coarse enough to dent skin. His white eyes saw no beauty, only a monstrous form that deserved no love.

Yet here was Phillip Ojomo, with his long form carefully draped over your own.

Rough hands were under your legs, caressing your thighs while their fingers every so often squeezed their plump skin. His body lay in between your legs as he held himself up with his other hand, lips feverishly moving against yours.

Phillip never had considered himself soft, no matter the way, comparing himself to an ugly tree that not even a bird would perch itself on. But by god, was Phillip ever so in love with every single little detail about you. 

But his most favorite thing? It was just how soft you were compared to him.

He adored how your skin squished under his palms, and your sharp inhales made it all the better.

He wasn’t the type to grow desperate when with you but this once…with him on top of your smaller form, Phillip’s lips could not detach themselves from yours as he continued to massage your skin. Every bit of you was beautiful, so beautiful that he could not contain himself as he finally removed his lips from yours to then attach them to your jawline.

“Philip…” you breathed out with a smile, running your hands up and down his spine as he growled against your skin.

With half lidded eyes, you stared down at him before gently throwing your head back against the aging surface of the Blood Lodge. After a day of long matches and even being given the hatch by your dear Wraith, who only asked that you meet him in one of the areas of his respective realm.

Now here you were, forgetting about the cruel world the two of you inhabited while only intoxicated by your own love that was kept hidden from the others but the strongest being of them all. Not that it mattered to either of you; the two of you sometimes even going as far as going against the Entity.

“Phil,” you continued as you felt your thighs be squeezed again, right before Phillip’s strong arms trailed up to your sides that received the same gentle treatment. “Philip.”

“Yes?” he barely spoke above a whisper as you finally saw as the man lifted his head, glossy eyes staring down at you with the same kindness you saw the first time he ever let you escape after slaughtering your teammates. Quite romantic indeed.

“Nothing.” you whispered to him, snaking your arms off his neck and back before bringing them up to cup his face which was all you wanted to admire and gaze at during this time.

You tilted your head at him with a soft smile, caressing the texture of his cheeks as he darted his eyes away, but you brought your thumb under his eye to rub at the area.

This caused him to look back at you, leaning into your soft touch before he brought himself down and you guided him back to your face.

Philip slowly shut his eyes before your lips reconnected, the hand that held him up now going to roam your body just like the other did as he relied on his knees to hold him up.

Even in this Entity-given form, he could feel the wood scraping against his knees, but the softness of your body was more than enough to make him not realize that he may have gotten a blister or two had that been possible.

You removed your arms from his face and wrapped them around Philip again, feeling as he pressed himself closer to your body while both his hands remained beneath your thighs who’s legs he soon wrapped around himself.

Your nails scratched at his cloak before finding themselves beneath that, scraping themselves on his back as he now harshly yet ever so carefully dug his fingers into your legs.

In that moment, he was not a Wraith but only Philip Ojomo who didn’t even feel bothered by the scars on his features, so in love with you as his hands now began to slip under your shirt to feel more of your silky skin.

[pureposer]

^

Doesn't know what's going on!! Clueless!!!

[stranger-nightmare]

AHHHH Babe I'm screaming that audio it sounds sound so much like Billy ahhhhhhh like I'm screaming crying I have never came so fast from an audio like thinking about billy/dacre specially billy BC they are both so hot but completely different it makes me so ughhhh like do u think u can post the link to this guys other audios he sounds like Billy-grace

I knowwwww!! I legitimately squeaked when I first listened to it and realised how much it actually sounded like Billy / Dacre, like I’m still shook about it even now lmao

anyways yeah the guy who makes that audio and sounds really like Billy is called ‘CLfwdslashCAS’ and here’s the link to more of his stuff

asdffghjkl have fun and go wild besties lmaoo

-hope

[lennjamin-o7]

@ other anon... big agree. lennjamin our beloved

I'm going to burst into flames one of these days if y'all keep saying nice things. Asdffghjkl you make me blush. 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

[theclod3215]

Could you please draw some beast!wirt?

“Oh, my dear Beatrice… don’t you recognise me?”

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@the-writer-nerd-ro you know me so well asdffghjkl thank you thank you thank you <3

For everyone else: Requests are still open and thank you to those who sent me them!!

[jester-b0mb]

IM. ON A BLOCK LIST APPARENTLY?!? ASDFFGHJKL XD

[yostresswritinggirl]

Nahida give me vibes of that one edit audio that's like always the bridesmaid but never the bride. Not the sense but the vibe of the sentence asdffghjkl like was the Archos but never treated like one. Man I wish nahida went rage mode on the sages. Lolol ASDFGGHJKL

Don't spill water on Ur floors and don't leave Ur doors unlocked <3 bye bye

- Pela anon

Wait what - oh okay I get it now hahahaha that was almost sussy skdjoawksk

But yeah, it does fit actually - wait that hurts let's not do this again!!! Although if you think about the erasure of Rukkhadevata *pauses to sob* her decisions and perspective on the matter now makes more sense because now she believes she's been the archon all along, more benevolent, more sympathetic instead of the more painful fact that she was shackled her whole existence

I-I will? Thank you? Y'all's creative sign-offs are getting more absurd, my children slshfowks

[tinyshinysylveon]

For the recent leaks, the tags reads 327, not 372!

woah thanks for letting me know anon! idk what happened there asdffghjkl _(:3 」∠)_ i was on a roll for the first two posts then all of a sudden it changed orz

[softspiderling]

I'm not in whatever fandom Rooster is from so whenever I see you mention him I think of the rooster from looney toons

@hey-its-grey

asdffghjkl STOP THIS IS LITERALLY SO FUNNY TO ME.

last week I just randomly texted my friend that I was going to be rooster for halloween this year and he was like why are you telling me this and I was like bc we went to see tgm together?? and he was like oh I thought the other rooster and proceeded to send me a pic of rooster from looney toons and I LOST IT. Idek that he`s (she???) was called rooster too.

i'm also incredibly honored that I am the one who's going to introduce you to bradley "rooster" bradshaw

and this is his boyfriend jake "hangman" seresin

whom he loves very much (except for the times where he/they love y/n of course lmao)

anyways, it is WILD to me to that you still chose to follow me even though you don't even know top gun, thank you bestie.

I also can remember interacting with you in the past week or so, but can't remember what exactly what it was??? can you still recall???

[cilly-murphy]

it's ur anon/bro from memory lane. ahhh yez it's been that long. I made my blog when merlin was my main fandom, and my url was about merlin asdffghjkl. I miss Merlin. one day I may be brave enough to go off anon haha. all the best xx

MEMORY LANE ANON BELOVED. i miss merlin every single day i breathe, it's kinda intense. i hope i get to know you some day but even if not, i love your messages here!! have a beautiful day ❤️❤️❤️

[mlcklttt]

TUMBEEENNNN CEPEETTT LIATTTT STORYYYY W HAHAHAHAHAH UDAH GONDRONGG LAGII YAALLAH MASHAALLAHHH CAKEPPP BATTT ASDFFGHJKL

dh liat story, jd bingung mo sunsetan atau sunrise date ASDJFMABDSMSNBS😖😖😖

[slashersgostabbystabstab]

loved your dad!danny posts! specifically laughed at this part (/pos):

"this guy is gonna someday grow old(not in the entity’s realm of course) and he’s gonna eventually have to stop being a killer whether he like it or not."

nah man, he's gonna be like michael myers. dude's gonna be 80 and still slashing while getting the senior cracker barrel discount. him and his lil (now adult) mini me.

Honestly that is SUCH a good point but can you also just imagine Danny and his kid like-

"I was a professional killer who was never once caught."

"Sure, dad, let's get you to bed."

[autocorrection]

these fuckers (family i babysit for) better appreciate me i had to unclog their fucking toilet and befpre you say oh tjays nothing

i had to STICK MY ARM UP THE FUCKING TOILET BECAUSE THEY HAD NOTHJNG BUT FUCKING HOME DEPOT PLUNGERS OR SOMETHING IDK THEY WERE HORRIBLE ASDFFGHJKL; THEY BETTER FUCKING E N J O Y SHITTING IN THEIR NEWLY UNCLOGGED TOILET