#asjkdhasd

[kagedbird]

Was thinking while decompressing in the bath earlier of a story where Y/N is taken with some "friends" (acquaintances that really didn't have their best interests at heart) take them to Monty Golf in the Pizzaplex, and they try to goad Y/N into jumping into the waters with the fake gators.

In comes Monty, wondering why there's a human standing tensely next to a safety bar and death staring at the water. Sidling up and asking if they lost a golf ball. Joke that he's gotten one in his mouth one time by a kid who thought he was just a fake gator. Cracking jokes and semi flirting with Y/N.

All while the bullies stare at you, gobsmacked, at how you somehow got the Monty Gator's attention.

He tries to impress you, after you explain- awkwardly- how the sounds from the fake gators are bellowing- mating calls- by bellowing at you and you just. Try to hastily brush it off as, "Oh, haha! Great impression!! :))) Whoever you do that to will certainly be smitten!!!! :))))) Anyways,"

Cue giant puppy gator robot dogging your heels for the rest of your evening as you try to desperately ask your "friends" for help who are clearly no help to anyone at all.

[ashton-ryder]

💓  to  listen  to  my  muse's  heartbeat. - dr vince is here

your affection memes @justaprick

"Is this really necessary?" Ash sighed as he sat there, begrudgingly letting this other doctor do his check up when he got back from a supply run, the new obligation of his shiny new delayed immunity status. Usually Tobias does it for Ash when he comes back, in and out, quick and easy and then into quarantine. But Tobias had been busy when Ash came back so Vince had apparently been the next best option. "Shouldn't you be checking for bites and open wounds rather than inspecting my heart?" Ash joked, but pliant in letting him do whatever just so he can get out of there fast.

[pika-blur]

my pc decided to prank me by crashing 5 seconds before i finished the drawing and was about to save

[philester]

the best slow burn fan fic ever written: Dan and Phil

[ofprydes]

open @reshieldedstart​ location: outside somewhere; morning

“No, I am saying Jar Jar Binks is hot. Mesa horny for Jar Jar. Bobby? Bobby? Hey, are you still there? Bobby, it’s a joke! Robert?” Kitty glances at her phone, watching the red symbol of a dead battery blink back at her. With a groan she sighs and sinks her head on her car door. She’d only called him to get a ride, seeing as her car broke and there was grocery shopping that needed to be done - then one thing led to the other and she was talking about Jar Jar Binks (a very natural occurrence, if Kitty had anything to say about it). Her head turns and she spots a figure staring at her. Suddenly flushed, she snaps up and wipes imaginary dust of her clothes. “My - uh - car broke down!” She squeaks. “You - um - wouldn’t happen to have a phone charger or...an extra car or something...?” Or a time machine; screaming about how Jar Jar Binks was hot actually wasn’t something she wanted to be known for. 

[ragnvindrknight]

@childeofwar‘s Childe: Treat me like a princess 🥺

Diluc: This is exactly why I am marrying you off to Signora to form diplomatic relationships with the Fatui so I can manipulate my way in and take it down from within. :/

[myriadimagines]

I spent the past five minutes trying to find skins imagines only to realize I searched skinks and sinks

lkajHIUADSJKFHASDHADSDFksahfjdsa 

[picrewer]

@snailnailedit suggested i try this one and oh my gosh sajdhakjsdh yeah i love it. im just so happy that im able to choose the ace flag. 

make yourself with this and tag your friends! (make sure you read my bio before interacting tho.)

( also @chemicataclysm this so cute akjsdhasd) 

[thekihyun]

kihyun | kappa photoshoot

[love-seok]

Minseok playing with the VR! 

[lamatisse]

kinda satisfying how it’s called LORE and the other one’s BARE sdfjkhsdjf i freaked out when i thought of it ASJKDHASD the way its both 4 letters and ends in -RE scratches an itch IDK

consulting @nymfaes​ my sims manager

we just went off on a tangent  about what else we can name it n such DJKFHSDFA

......

[bdoubleowo]

how would someone get into the empiressona discord? do u know?

Ask @/zlixlriffs, it's their server. I'm not in it anymore, and even when I was, I had no idea how to answer this question asjkdhasd I got in from a friend sending me the link lmao

[sugarcause]

chocolate is nice to give on dates and other smaller things

nooo don't be saaaad

it's not a thing we do here, we eat cream cheese with bread and that's it, maybe put it into some other food but no full on cheese cake

i will i will just be annoying and stuff adfsdf

that's true! especially the ones that are packaged cutely <3

.........fine

oooh cream cheese with bread, i think i've tried it before

i love cheese cake ASJKDHASD

you're simply employing advanced marketing techniques

[ilguna]

I choked on a radiator springs that looks like a screwdriver

ASJKDHASDS

WHY

[uncrowneddevil]

                                         「またやろうな。」

                                                                    (Let’s play again.)

                               「せいぜい気をつけるよ。」

                                                     (Do your best to take care of yourself.)

                                                                                                         art credit

[lulu-balu]

im now imagining a voltbot armilly scenario involving a very hot, dusty area-a volcano or something? anyway the steambots are mostly fine but armilly starts getting really confused and then mumbles "hardware check fault" and collapses. (she overheated and passed out/emergency switched off) and her friends have to cool her down and try to figure out what's wrong and how to wake her up

I’ve got the butterflies again so whumpy asjkdhasd

I’d imagine Armilly would be shocked, probably nervous when they ask her about it, she tries to brush it off like it’s nothing, but when she still can’t resist the heat, she doesn’t seem to have a choice... confession time? (They’d stay with her, of course)