#ask S

[simplysummers]

For the ship ask: Kurtbastian >:) (it would feel illegally not to send you this)

Megstie yes I will (finally) do this!!!!

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa?

Both ✨ Kurt when he’s flustered and Sebastian when he thinks he’s being cool and sultry and then he just goes 👏 smack into a door.

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them?

Probably Kurt overall, but then he’d look down at his notebook in horror like 🫣😫

Who starts the tickle fights?

Sebastian 10000%

Who starts the pillow fights?

Also Sebastian but could be Kurt sometimes.

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile?

Could be either but it’s definitely more likely to be Seb, especially because he’s so private about his real romantic feelings.

Who mistakes salt for sugar?

Sebastian absolutely.

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am?

Sebastian because he’s an insensitive little prick ❤️

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

Sebastian ‘did you break too many hearts to stay?’ Smythe.

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order?

I actually think it could be either, maybe something they do together. Kurt is a perfectionist and Seb comes from an academic family.

Who licks the spoon when they're baking brownies?

Seb gets the spoon, but sometimes if Kurt is missing his mom, Seb will let him have the spoon.

Who buys candles for dinners even though there's no special occasion?

Seb buys them because he knows Kurt likes them.

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen?

Oh Sebastian absolutely. And Kurt goes mad cause he’s like “you’re ruining my look!!!” And Seb just doesn’t care.

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation?

Kurt. Seb travelled a lot as a child so he’s indifferent to cheap trinkets.

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines?

Absolutely Kurt. Seb pretends he doesn’t take it seriously but he totally does.

[c-kiddo]

I could also see caddy stretching a shirt out,,, like weighing it down with rocks and leaving it to sit and stretch so it’ll be a little worn before he wears it

he's making it worse-shaped and comfier (good)

[id in alt text]

[ask-starlight-gamers-club]

redesign of him

[moonmistt]

Send to 10 other bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep this going to make someone smile! Add a heart so we know how long the chain's been going!

💜💚💙🩷💛🤍

you are wonderful mir baby 🩷🥹🫂

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[radiofreederry]

Hey can you tag sfw please? I only want to see posts about sex.

Ok

[farshootergotme]

Occasionally I picture Nightwing calling Red Hood "little wing" in front of others and people looking between this huge, 6'0 feet tall man with growing white hair, and then Nightwing, a shorter man who has flawless skin, probably around his 20's, and a fit but not too buff build and they just- don't know what's happening. Is it some kind of inside joke they aren't aware of? Why is Nightwing acting as if he's years older than Red-fucking jacked-Hood?

Nightwing: Little wing, you actually were decent in that fight! I'm impressed.

Hero, who was helping during this fight as well, listening in to the conversation: little...?

Red Hood: Wow, feeling very appreciated right now. Got any other backhanded compliments in there?

Hero: Wait, excuse me-

Nightwing: As a matter of fact-

Red Hood: Nope! I'm outta here. Screw you!

Nightwing: You know you love me!

Red Hood: In your dreams, dickhead!

Nightwing: Hey! We don't use that-

Red Hood: Not listening!

Nightwing: Jeez, kids these days...

Red Hood: I'm an adult and fuck you too!

Nightwing: What? Thought you weren't-

Red Hood: See you never, I'm out.

Hero: ...

Hero: what the actual fuck?

[hinamie]

spiraling

[nohtora]

chúc mừng năm mới ! hope this lunar new year is one full of good luck and good health for everyone !!

( i wanted to have a bit of fun with patterns with this one - the designs are inspired by encaustic tiles i've seen around vietnam, with a bit of tết flavour :D )

[triple-starsss]

draw them doing their college work

Anon do you want to see them suffer.

ESSENTIALLY THIS IS MY PIPELINE WHEN I DO MY OWN ASSIGNMENTS

[a-most-beloved-fool]

"You have never faced a death" is possibly the most patently insane thing possible to say to James T. Kirk, who has

survived a famine and genocide at age 13, in which over 4000 people died

survived an attack on the Farragut which killed half the crew, including a captain who he cared about, and which he blamed himself for failing to stop

been forced to kill Gary Mitchell, an old friend of his

lost numerous lovers, including a woman carrying his child, and including some he was at least partially responsible for the deaths of

arrived too late to save the lives of his brother and sister-in-law

lost too many crewmembers to count, and you know he held himself personally responsible for each and every one of those

probably more that I'm forgetting about

and then Spock dies, and Kirk fucking AGREES.

He says, yes, you're right. I haven't faced death. Not like this.

Not like this.

All of those deaths he's lived through, and blamed himself for? You're telling me that none of them mean as much to him as the death of Spock? And you want me to read this as. what. Normal friend things?? When he calls Spock the more noble half of his soul?? And says that Spock's katra is his responsibility, just as much as if it were his own???

And what if I screamed??!???

[simplysummers]

Btw there is a song called Van Horn by Saint Model and it’s the most Kurtbastian song of all time (maybe a bit exaggerating) it’s pretty good you can give it a listen

Omg Nil you’re so right. “Do you hate me, or do you wanna date me?” Is soooo kurtbastian-!

It’s missing the boys hours

[ink-the-artist]

Minotaurs

[hehearse]

haunted by the rumors of Kan Soyoung and Han Yoohyun dating pre-regression AND Sung Hyunjae's babyface.

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

[threebea]

Plo: whoops, how clumsy of me I have dropped some inappropriate (wink) literature in the workplace, but zounds! I am needed in the next room. I hope no one accidentally picks it up and reads it! (Hurries off leaving suspicious pamphlet on the ground)

Fox: is your General trying to sneak you porn? (Takes nonplussed sip of caf)

Wolffe: no he's trying to get us to unionize.

Fox: (spits out caf)