Hi got a few random questions here but i wanna know
Is Australia or New Zealand better? And which created pavalova?
(Answer to both is obvi Australia)
-A Faerie
*opens google*
*immediately* Australia:)
uhh London
was that even an option?
Yeah you’re right Australia
London is in Australia right?
Sorry, Jeffery flunked Geography.
*under his breath* and all his other classes…
SULLY!
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Liu X EJ headcanons 🙏 :)) I love your writing and lore
EJ x Liu HCs
Hehehe gladly!! There are gonna be some story elements to this as well, so bear with me.
The first part is story (TW) and the second part is HCs!
Thanks so much for the compliment! I’ll say it again: I will never get used to people seeing my stuff and liking it 💖
How they met (Story Elements)
This part can be triggering
After Eashar became EJ and Selcra disappeared (died), he wandered around looking for someone to know and someone who he could take care of and would take care of him.
While walking in a wooded area of (some city in Florida- idk) he finds Liu against a tree, very sad in the aftermath of some very traumatic events.
Liu is prepared to be humiliated and defiled further, but is shocked to see what he thought was a man take off his hoodie and offer it to him.
WHOLESOME TIME
From that point, EJ would follow Liu to his house so he could find his window.
EJ visited him every night.
Sometimes he would find Liu crying. So he would cuddle him and lick away his tears.
Other times, Liu would try and communicate with him.
At the time EJ wasn’t too confident in speaking due to his demonic strange voice. So, he would just write shit down.
One time Liu told him that his English wasn’t great either. EJ never told him that if he learns one human language (doesn’t matter which) he can learn all of them cuz ✨demon magic✨
When Liu died, EJ begged death (Fox) to take him to Hydra so that he can see him again. He’d lost too many friends and loved ones to let Liu go.
Life (death?)
So, I’m gonna do this after the fall of the OR, so they’re in Hydra again.
Liu always wakes up lying on top of Jack. Whenever he tries to get up- EJ will stop him and hold him there until he doesn’t have another choice but to let Liu go. (Like needing the bathroom, food, water, etc)
Jack isn’t allowed to cook for obvious reasons. Their mornings are spent apart so Liu doesn’t puke at seeing his husband eat a human heart.
Liu has to force this man in a shower and to brush his teeth before being allowed to kiss him.
They have to buy toothbrushes in bulk cuz EJ rips em up- his are single use.
Their bed is fucking huge cuz they both giants
Night time cuddles is a god death-given right
Because EJ wants to make sure Liu is safe at all times, he HAS to be touching him skin-on-skin.
Just because of that ⬆️ Liu sleeps shirtless
They have an ass ton of blankets bc Liu is naturally very cold he’s dead and ain’t got hot acid tar running through him
Their bedroom door is always locked because of Liu’s issues from trauma and the fact that EJ sleeps naked even though his junk is inside his body smh
EJ
He can’t keep his hands off of Liu, mostly his sides and back. Because that’s the way he holds Liu while they’re cuddling.
Anytime Liu is sick or in pain, he’ll put his hand on his chest with a little bit of pressure since the weight is grounding for him and he likes the reminder of how strong his husband really is.
Liu has a bite mark on his left shoulder from EJ. If it starts to fade, he’ll throw Liu on his lap and bite into him all over again. Liu usually grabs something to do if he notices it in morning cuz he’s gonna be there for a while.
Liu is the only one who can pet him.
Liu likes to hear and feel him purr, so he doesn’t mind being vulnerable enough to just purr at random. Being in the same room, putting his hands on Liu’s back, intimate activities, being pet, anything- he will always purr without holding back. EJ usually felt it was embarrassing. But around Liu- nahh!!
He will sometimes grab Liu to the couch or bedroom just to lay, nuzzle, headbutt, or knead on him.
Liu
He can’t sit on the couch. It’s like EJ knows when he sits down because he will just throw himself on there and lay his head on Liu’s lap. Buddy needs pets.
He likes flustering, gently frustrating, or making EJ giddy cuz his ears move a lot and he thinks it’s silly.
Sometimes pretends to be sick so EJ will take care of him and so he doesn’t have to go to work. EJ knows he’s lying but indulges him anyway
If he wakes up from a nap, and there isn’t a 6’9” demon laying on him, he will cry.
If he feels insecure he will grab EJ’s hands and just put em wherever it is that he’s worried about. His hubby usually gets the hint.
The fucking king of pets and scritches
Cuddle time is all the time- if he has a chance he is hugging EJ like he’s gonna fade away
Is secretly horny as hell and has to take some deep breaths every morning, basically
Likes to act like an idiot so EJ throws him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.
Melts when EJ calls him “his lil potato”
Teases EJ by calling him an oversized cat
Omfg I love them so much-
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