#ask-lemon-and-apple

[ask-lemon-and-apple]

DOTNPUNCHEME ://

anywys

hai ! lem !

do you have a favorite board game or sum..

ohh!! for me?? how thrilling!

i enjoy games quite a lot! my favorite board game.. hmm.. well, i do enjoy uno! ⠀⠀⠀- lem.

[oopsallsticks]

Uhh pretty random buuut

What's your opinion on ava/m ships? Do you like any of 'em?

Idk if this was answered before or not mb.

Ooooh no hasn't been asked b4! So this is B speaking, as Yoole is currently suffering from the vid, withering away. But we've discussed our versions of the boys and how we would have them be in (hypothetical) relationships.

So with our lineup we have decided that Victim, Chosen, and Second are siblings, where Dark isn't (at least for the canon timeline) so we are usually heavy Chodark shippers. Because Chodark is hilarious. And angsty af so I love it!

While we enjoy Polysticks, which is sort of a general HC for the color gang and purple, we do agree in Grape Duo, Lemon Berry and Secred supremacy. That's just.. chefs kiss. But again, we like to imagine the others slowly getting used to/liking each other, I especially like SecondxPurple and Yoole especially likes Apple Duo.

VicxAgent is definitely my ride or die but I personally have a soft spot for the other missionaries butting into their relationship and it being a whole complicated poly-esc? Ship. Like problematic Polysticks vibes.

Also, side note, in aus we tend to make Dark and Red siblings! I think it's super fitting and it's funny if there's Chodark and Secred lol

[roychewtoy]

lemon shiv

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMY GOD......??!!!!!!!!!OH MY GOD SHES PERFECT..... lemon shiv........ Lemon Shiv.....LEMON SHIV!!!!!!!!! TAAAAATIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAAAAAANK YOUUUUUUUU

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

Mimi getting to eat some of her fav food? Fruit cake whatever it may be give that girl her treats

Mimi loves sour things, the more sour the better! Her favorite are Rowap berries, she likes to bite into them and lick the juices

[golswia]

Your art scartches an itch in my brain I didn't know I had. I want to eat it so baddd (bet its crunchy)

crispy crunchy 🔥

(I tried to imagine how would it taste, but all I can muster is some citrusy-lemony-sour-sweet thing hhah)

[coffee-and-tea-time]

Hello! Silly question, are the green apple, strawberry and lemon the most likely to act as bullies to us? 👀

Hi my dear, coffee speaking! I think this is the best image to explain a little more of their personalities

(or maybe I should stop listering to candy store that much)

You should keep an eye on another fruit if bullyng worries you, darling ❣

sorry for misspells, Tea is the one that knows english better lol

[themidnightcircusshow]

coffee or tea?

Not a fan of either. Coffee tends to taste burnt, and tea's whole deal of try not to gag on the hot bad tasting water to get a nice aftertaste is so not it. I'm a chai girl, with occasional hot chocolate

[consumeroflemoans]

The apple is poinsoned too, I guess both fruits are in their own way, but it's like explicitely poinsoned

And

"This apple is poinsoned, I poinsoned this apple"

*Bites it*

Like "I don't care, I don't care if the apple is poinsoned, I want to eat this apple", like "I don't care that you're not perfect, I don't care that you have flaws, I want you"

“If you were my wife, I’d put poison in your coffee.”

“If you were my husband, I’d drink it.”

That’s so Vilidia coded. I constantly see them as super fluffy but they have the potential to be soooo screwed up and I love that for them

They poison each other and both relish the taste of it.

[y0ur-val3ntine]

🪐: What would be your most popular AU and why?

For you and Mr. Pico newgrounds

Damn Snail Anon ya got me there

Going for the easiest option and choosing the Love Conquers All universe, but- like, Vale it's also trying to shoot up the school (they don't do it)

So Cassandra learns about humanity not being so shitty and Vale could say something about also expressing their insecurities to their father, basically the Pico&Cassandra dynamic with a less dangerous goth/emo/idk

Reason: uhhhhhhh Pico being a nice kid to Vale who hasn't felt appreciated for a long time and learning to let themselves be loved by others

ALSO MADE SOME SOUR AU VERSIONS THAT I LIKE A LOT THAT COULD WORK TOO I OOVE THEM WITH MY SOUL!!!

Latino queers<33

[ask-lemon-and-apple]

Can I get a bite of you each (small bite )

Not again ..

I will GLADLY use this axe .

[abbloke]

hai again!!

im learning how to draw pear, is there any tips that u can show me on to draw pear and the rest of the swbg characters in the game??

To be honest that was really it! Everything else just really depends on art style! But I can show you what the neutral expression I give him is!

That's all! Hope I helped even a little bit!!

Also!

If you're still having trouble with the eyes ( since I didn't really focus on the eyes on the first tutorial ) Here's another way to draw them! ( Unless you don't need it then u can skip the bit below this :) )

Dancing Banana - Pear - Lemon - Apple - Orange - Cherry - Cantaloupe - Boardy ( Left to right )

( You can use the liquify/special pen to change and stretch the shape of the egg eyes )

Sadly didn't included Broccoli since them eyes are hidden :(( Maybe next time Broccoli!

Anyways hoped you got to learn something here! Enjoy drawing the sbwg characters ( they're so fun to sketch! :DD )

[jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists]

top 5 fruits :)

Cherries 🍒 - These make my tummy hurt SO BAD but they are SO YUMMY. Love em ❤️

Apples 🍎 - Nothing beats a good ole fashioned apple or apple pie! Beautiful fruit. My favorite version is Pink Lady or Honeycrisp ofc 🩷

Pineapples 🍍- I know they get a lot of hate, but pineapples are actually really good. ESPECIALLY when they’re dipped in cream cheese 🥰🥰

Peaches 🍑 - ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS. TOP TIER FRUIT ❤️ especially if it’s got a thick peel and a soft inside - oh, so beautiful ❤️❤️

Lemons 🍋 - Lemons are actually so awesome and I love them for that! They’re super versatile - they can be savory or sweet. I love them so much actually 🩷🩷

[jacqcrisis]

Recipe: coat turkey in butter

Me with a block of fancy butter, 6 giant cloves of badly chopped garlic, a new pastry brush, and nothing to lose: you got it boss o7

[liketaylorswift]

what kind of wine do u like bestie

i like rosés or sweeter white wines!

[warblest]

❛  are you alright ? things got really intense there.   ❜

BETTY COOPER | AFTERCARE SENTENCE STARTERS | ACCEPTING

they shouldn't have done it.

he shouldn't have given in, to betty's pleads for intimacy, contact, affection, love. it hadn't been good for him, and — he's almost certain — that betty had had her perfumed dreams and delusions of after-marriage consummation and sugared love-making shattered. kurt had clumsily tried to please her with his fingers, but he just couldn't — get hard. everything had been unbearably soft beneath him, his trembling hands urged to stroke atop and slip beneath the pastel-lace brassiere, quivering explorative touches and frightened pettings between her thighs, unaroused by the girlish sighs and candied-pink ribbons and long butter-blonde locks. it wasn't until betty straddled him, clambering atop, that kurt had — managed to penetrate. at least for a few moments, before softening again. he had felt but a whimper of pleasure, sobbing and squirming and crying out with a spill of pale ejaculate, betty refusing to pull off of him. leaving behind a humiliating smear of stickiness, a thread of his own salt-slick arousal from his flaccid cock.

she hadn't dismounted from him, and they hadn't used protection. betty had begged to begin a family, and kurt dimly, darkly ruminates that she may have her wish granted, after all. they're still just children, themselves. barely-seventeens in a picket-fence suburbia, playing house. pretend-family with paper dolls.

❝ betty ... ❞ he is still shuddering, tears damp on his cheeks in glimmering smudges of salt, eyes rimmed pink and puffied. his wife — still an absolutely nightmarish phrase — coos concerns over him, her strawberry-pink lingerie set still half-peeled from her skin, the brassiere pushed over her breasts, the panties crumpled, and if he has to look at them, he is going to vomit. is that a stain of blood on the sheets?

❝ what about you? — are you hurt? ❞ he doesn't even know if she came. he remembers her wincing, though. it — intercourse, sex, the one precious act of romance he had torn from him — is supposed to be worse for girls. he shouldn't begrudge her. he tries not to resent her. but a bitter boyish part of him does.

[bunnys-kisses]

welcome to the bunny's bakery!

how can i take your order? all you have to do is pick a dessert, drink and driver/character of your choosing! are you in the mood for a mille-feuille or a big slice of chocolate cake! please, please, please indicate who you want me to write about!!

the servers are from the following: formula one, call of duty, baldur's gate 3, haikyuu, one piece, jujustu kaisen, detective comics (dc), marvel comics (but i am open to any other fandoms you might have in mind! please do not hesitate to ask!!)

i do also accept polyam relationships! (pairing + reader), up to about four people! just to make it manageable on my end!

all orders can be made to the inbox for @bunnys-kisses and i'll get your order together asap! also let me know if you want it extra sweet or a little more spicy !

mille-feuille: “that’s it, fuck, that’s a good girl.”

butter tart: "let's ruin ourselves for anyone else."

sugar pie: “gonna let daddy hear ya?”

zebra cake: "well, what do we have here?"

carrot cake: "swallow it. all of it."

millionaire shortcake: "if they saw you now, you'd be the biggest shame to your family."

pots de crème: "if a picture is worth a thousand words, then i could probably get a million dollars for this photo."

oat flapjacks: "i'm not scared of you."

persian rolls: "it's mandatory i finish. you getting to finish is a treat."

spice pie: "i didn't know it was possible to be a liar and a slut."

mushroom pie: "if you don't shut up. i'm going to shut you up."

lemon slice: "i'm sorry, what was that? i can’t hear you over all that noise you’re making."

swiss roll: "everything you own, everything you wear i paid for. so i guess that means i own you."

pumpkin pie: "i've met strays who were more obedient."

pastry braid: "your job is to make me cum. now get to work."

sausage roll: "i wonder how much i could get for photos of this cunt."

pithivier: "if you don't behave, i'll let the boys take care of you."

tiramisu: “my little slut to ruin.”

sponge toffee: "aw, is someone mad that they can only cum because of me?"

pull-apart bread: "i love you"

powered sugar donuts: "marry me."

blueberry bars: “gonna make you a mamma and you're gonna make me a daddy.”

pudding chomeur: "i don't share."

ice cream bars: “did you see the way he was eyeing you? he need to know you're mine."

chocolate cake: "do you feel that? that's what happens when i think about you all day."

soufflé: "i'll be gentle."

fried dough: "i know virginity is a stupid concept... but i want to take yours."

apple pie: "now be good and beg. thank you."

vanilla cheesecake: "where are your manners?"

berry trifle: "wrong. try again."

maple cream pie: "either you wear the necklace with my name on it, or wear my bruises around your neck."

s'more: "The accent gets to you, doesn't it?"

belgian waffles: "i cum in that every night."

pancakes: "if you bite me. i'll bite you back."

loaf of whole wheat bread: "you're going to shut that mouth and take me."

jos louis: "does someone need a daddy?"

maple taffy: "oh my god you're stupid."

snowballs: "don't worry, drug tests aren't till next week."

shortbread cookies: "and who does this belong to?"

flan: "i'm not possessive... i'm obsessive."

peach cake: "if you spill a drop, we start all over."

angel food cake: "if he fucks with me again, i'm finishing inside of you."

red velvet cupcake: "if you don't like being called a whore, then stop acting like one."

mince pie: "i'm not jealous."

banana bread: "i'm going to fuck that sweet pussy of yours until the only word your little brain can form is my name."

crumb cake: "if you just listened, all of this could've been avoided."

chocolate chip cookies: "you're beautiful when you smile, but you're the prettiest when my cock is in your throat"

nanaimo bars: "who's my pretty girl? c'mon say it."

coffee cake: "knees. now."

sourdough bread: "i'm going to breed you."

blueberry muffins: "i don't think it'll fit."

pound cake with strawberries: "you know i hate going over rules, but just because i like seeing you embarrassed, i'll tell you them again."

croissant: "i wonder if your father knows what happens during the off hours. if he knows you're here with me."

crepe: "pretty girl."

french toast: "you're trying to make me jealous!"

churros: "if you don't shut that little mouth of yours, i will stuff it full. okay?"

shortbread squares: "you're just mad that that my cock fits perfectly in you now. must be a blow to the ego that we're a perfect match."

savory pastry: "let your brother find out."

sweet pastry: "i'll make it all better."

eclairs: "the family's precious little girl. under me like a slut."

boston cream pie: "yeah, i'll use protection."

bagel: “gonna paint you with my teeth.”

crostata: “stupid slut, this is what you wanted huh? wanted me to fuck you like i hate you.”

tres leches: "i wonder if your brother know i cum in you."

peanut butter bars: “scratch me, bite me, just mark me sweetheart. show them I’m yours.”

eton mess: "be careful. your breath smells like cum."

scones: "but what if they see us!"

english muffin: "aw, is someone crying?"

honey cruller: "i forget how small you are sometimes."

banana split: "don't look at me like that."

beer brownies: "stick your tongue out anymore and you'll look like a dog."

fudge: "your father is pissing me off."

sticky toffee pudding: "the only way this is ending is you getting pregnant."

hot cross buns: "don't hide your face from me. i'd hate to have to tie you up."

brownies: "you're so much more agreeable when you have something to occupy that mouth of yours."

chocolate mousse: "the only necklace you need is my hand around your throat"

tim bits: "stupid little thing."

fruitcake: "i'll make tonight special."

cornmeal muffin: "i need you most."

devil's food cake: "you're my most unhealthy obsession."

crème caramel: "oh. you thought you were getting away from me?"

banana & chocolate muffins: "i'm only doing this because you need to learn how to behave, rules are rules, and you need to follow them."

custard tart: "i've never done this before."

cinnamon rolls: "no one needs to know."

mango sorbet: "you are by far the dumbest thing i've ever fucked. how did they even let you graduate?"

date squares: "you look better with my marks on you."

figgy duff: "if i buy it, will you stop pouting?"

spicy upside down cake: "let's play a game: don't get caught."

cream puffs: "let me finish inside."

profiteroles: "come away with me. for a week, together. anywhere you want, we'll go."

with a side of:

coffee: rivals

tea: semi-public/public sex

juice: cockwarming

mocha coffee: breeding kink

bubble tea: daddy kink

a vodka shot: rough sex

sparkling water: gentle sex

coconut water: alternate universe

energy drink: doggy style

champagne: sugar daddy situation

hard lemonade: possessive behaviour

espresso shot: dirty talking

a glass of wine: cowgirl position

ice capp coffee: werewolf au

bloody mary: vampire au

martini: mafia au

frozen latte: dumbification

frozen lemonade: consensual non-consent

cranberry juice: mean!character

glass of water: aftercare

chocolate milk: tenderness

milkshake: size kink

pina colada: pregnancy

cider: body worship

mai tai: loss of virginity

margarita: unprotected sex

mint julep: punishments

chai: biting/hickies

earl grey: big cock

fishbowl cocktail: protected sex

tonic water: age gap

matcha latte: collars/bondage

root beer: filming/recording

soda: jealousy

americano: oral sex

whisky: degrading language

vitamin water: dom/sub dynamic

irish coffee: high sex

sangria: drunk sex

dark roast coffee: sub!character

dark hot chocolate: sub!reader

iced tea: accidentally launching relationship

lemon water: university/college au

naked & famous: bimbo/ditzy!reader

on the house: author's choice!

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