#askbox and you shall receive

[writtengalaxies]

Actor , Wilford , Darkiplier , Night , Host reactions upon receiving a clay sculpture/pottery? Or if it was from anonymous (Feel free to add or remove egos)

Actor

At first it's a sneer of what is this?

And then he hears it's from you.

Suddenly he doesn't care about the quality, he doesn't care if it's nonsense.

He cares that you made it, and you are gifting it to him.

It sits where he can see it every day.

Wilford

Instantly, it's adoration.

He loves it. Instantly, deeply in love.

Hell, he shows it off every chance he gets.

Dark

It seems like he doesn't like it. Seems like it being the key word.

And yet, later on, you see it on his desk where he can see it all the time.

When questioned on it, he just laughs in that jarring way of his, and holds it in his hand almost caringly and carelessly at the same time.

Night

Oh, how cute, you gave him an offering!

He treats it a little dismissively, but when you can't see it?

He turns it in his hands, staring lovingly at it.

It may be an offering, but it's also a gift and his first in many years.

Host

Anonymous or not, The Host knows.

He loves the textile nature of it, how he can feel the tiny differences within it, while others would be too nervous to handle it.

He keeps it within reach, turning it in his hands over and over.

As he narrates the world around him, it keeps his hands busy.

[holyexecution]

“ "I am curious though; what is under the helmet of yours?" The odd denizens of this world were mildly curious at best, but the other appeared to be the least irritating being in this place, alongside the occasional despondent human from the outside.

(do i regretti? not at all fjksnfkj hallo friend!) "

━━━   the purpose of red pyramid thing seems to be a titillating mystery to those with a consciousness higher than that of a common beast; albeit sinners instinctively clenching their jaws tight upon hearing the scrape of the great knife close in on them, or the threat of a challenge looms in the eyes of an equal such as death.

what is to be gained upon looking inside the helmet has always alluded red pyramid. while it is moderately entertaining to bring the jagged metal of his blade down on the skull of the tormented, never has he been curious to inspect the remnants of squashed brain.

the holy metal of the helm absorbs the blood, the hot spray of arterial plasma & chunks of viscera, allows for feeding. hides the fleshier pieces of him, protects the senses, leaves a chill in the bones of mortals to gaze upon its steaming ire.

the executioner outwardly displays his disinterest in this line of questioning the only way he knows how to get across: the sound of mental scraping metal, a tumbling ore against the walls of the helm in a low groan. a shift of the helmet, the guise of looking away with shoulders still squared towards the r e a p e r. still, he can see through every vent, every crevice, every minuscule crack beyond the helmet & his sight does not ever leave her decayed face.

soon after, as if to say, TRY YOUR CURIOSITY OUT ON THIS INSTEAD. red pyramid slides a large, heated palm down to the base of the hilt of the great knife. leans it on the apex of its blade until it is outstretched towards her. offering her the handle.

@e-temmu​  ( unprompted | always accepting. )

[yvningshowers]

hey i wrote absolut. and i just wanna let you know your tags MADE MY DAY!!! I’m so so happy you enjoyed it!! ngl im gonna be giggling like a madwoman for the rest of the week bc of your tags!! thank you 🥺💕💕

KANDIQJDJJW I KENFJE OP......... OP

me resisting the urge to write a ten page response in modern English like to be, or not to be feral, that is the question...

OP I KWJJFJ HAHA LISTEN LISTEN that fic is absolutely AMAZING and I kwnjcnd AM I BINGING YOUR OTHER WORKS?????? LMAO MAYBE you're uh you're very talented oh dear I'm I I LOVE your writing style uh. yes yeah much I love it muchly iajfjejdj

[thechampagnesocialist]

okay, I dont know where this thought is coming from or how accurate it actually is, but ive been listening to this song (https://youtu.be/xbu6FaRLDVE) and i cant get the thought out of my head that this song somehow applies to RAU. which character? no clue! how does it apply? NO CLUE!! send help the rot is real -D/DAA

Sorry, but the RAU brain rot has no cure :) You're stuck there with me now <3

It also takes me a bit to really place this song for someone in RAU. I was flirting with Adam and also Jon for a bit but, in the end, the most vivid vision of an animatic set to this song is Brooke or Pete.

(Well, porque no los dos! A back and forth between them as they sing to their respective Darling </3... I am connecting the dots.)

Now, the "How does it apply?" question I will leave blank for now but! the answer for Pete should be in the next chapter, and Brooke... Well, that one will be a bit further in, so stick around :)

[kimetsu-no-yaiba-writings]

Akaza x pregnant demon reader (she's pregnant by him) sfw +nsfw headcanons

Ask and you shall receive! Thank you for requesting anon, I hope that you enjoy and that I've done your request justice.

If you want to request something for Akaza - or anyone else - then my askbox is always open and ready to receive, so slide something my way again when you have time (^__^.)

I'll be putting the NSFW headcanons beneath a 'Keep Reading' line, so minors DNI

And just as a final thing,

Akkkkkkaaaazzzaa (ﾉ∀`♥) My beloved!

Akaza with a pregnant S/O - SFW + NSFW Headcanons:

SFW:

Upon first finding out that your pregnant this man is frozen in the spot before actually crying

Gets extra protective

Doesn't like being away from your side for more then 20 minutes

He is absolutely a hover.... he's always by your side

Will attack on sight if he thinks anyone - and i mean anyone - looks like they might cause you and the little bean harm

Makes sure that there's nothing in the house that could potentially harm you - "I'm sanding down the corners cause i don't want them to poke you or harm you!"

Straight up tells Muzan that he's caring for his wife + baby so won't be doing anything else unless it helps his family - does this mid-meeting and then leaves

Somehow always comes back with something new, baby books (books for new parents), clothes for the baby and toys

No matter how random the cravings if he can't make it, he'll buy you it - and if he can't get it at all then he resorts to hugging you with apology after apology falling from his lips

"You want Teriyaki glazed apple slices with honey rice? AND spicy noodles with broth and boiled eggs...will your stomach even be able to handle that?"

Makes sure to stock up on snacks that you enjoy - keeps them in places you can't reach

When it gets to the point that he can feel the baby kick akaza is glued to you even more - Face and/or hand placed against your tummy to feel the baby with a soft coo + smile

Comes up with a thousand nicknames for the baby - e.g. baby bean, firecracker, little kicker - and no, he will not stop

Buys you bigger + airy clothes so your comfortable

Massages your shoulders, back and ankles when you complain of pain and soreness - When he's not there he buys a wheat bag which you can heat up

Lots more cushions and blankets around the house so your comfy and never get cold

Gets you one of those pregnancy pillows

Has a notebook filled with baby names, what toys re good for babies, what they should be sleeping and playing with - he's honestly very prepared for this child

Somehow managed to rope Kokushibou into helping make and paint the baby's room - as well as giving him advice on what to anticipate as a dad

NSFW:

Incredibly gentle with you - not that he wasn't before - especially since your so much more sensitive

He's more focused on making sure that your comfortable, so sticks to a couple of positions that don't harm/hurt your body - although he does enjoy reverse cowgirl and you on all fours (with your head and arms resting so you don't have the baby weight hurting you)

Sometimes standing up if you have the energy

Also enjoys sex while spooning

Spends more time preparing you - oral and fingers until your essence coats your shaking thighs as well as his face and hands

His hands wander, pinch and soothe your thighs, hips and chest until you whine to get touched more

Isn't gonna fuck you against the counter as much as he used too but he'll eat you out with vigor instead

Lots of over-stimulation - sometimes accidentally but usually on purpose with a smirk and a rumbling purr in his chest

More creampies!

Enjoy's pushing his cum back into your twitching hole afterwards - tracing shapes into your clit with it as he hums as your hips jump and thighs twitch at his touch

His breeding kink really kicks into full swing

The feeling of sliding into your wet plush heat without protection makes him even more feral especially now that you pregnant - its like knowing that your already filled with him, already baring a child, makes his brain works at a mile-a-minute

Won't admit that seeing how heavy + full your breasts get with milk - and how you glow the rounder your tummy gets - goes straight to his cock

....absolutely gonna drink your milk - a dark lust filling his eyes as he runs his tongue along your tender nipple before taking it into his mouth with an obscene moan

Will absolutely play with your nipples until your a whimpering and whining mess or until milk comes out

Kisses are more desperate - planting open mouthed kisses along the column of your throat before locking your lips together

Leaves hickies along your breasts and shoulders alot more

takes things slower and gentler

[assigned-k9]

Send hermits or 3rd lifers in my askbox and you shall receive (because i miss drawing them)

[gremlins-hotel]

grem... please... im thirsty... crawling in your askbox.... please..PLEASE.... give me big tiddy daddy bearded Ivan big cock Braginsky....

ask and you shall receive (ily dude)

[truedairship]

*makes my own camp in your askbox*

Helen/Nikola headcanons and since you said you went on a dive through Ranna, any Ranna headcanons as well, please. 😁 (If you have nothing for Ranna, pick any character you want!)

*scrambles to get some pillows and the biggest teacups I can find*

Helen/Nikola:

I talked a little bit about Nikola spending part of his 60 years in hiding with time!Helen here. That is a big, complicated one though, and putting my thoughts into words is difficult at the best of times😂 (as proven below). But ask and ye shall receive:

General Teslen ones though…

Okay so it is canon that Helen enjoys Nikola causing trouble (“well that’s what makes him so interesting”, Trail of Blood). I think that she (both in the past and post S4) sometimes is aware of what he’s doing/that he’s doing something stupid, but waits until it actually crosses her path before interfering because she enjoys disrupting his plans at the best (worst) moment.

They both know that they’re not meant to have a “normal” relationship. Especially with how restless Nikola is. And Helen isn’t exactly the most domestic person either. Therefore, they won’t even try (as of yet at least) because they don’t want to ruin the relationship they have, attempted murder among friends included.

They have slept with each other on several occasions in the past.

IF they were to marry post S4/if they talk about it, I like to think that Nikola would be more willing to take her last name, or they’d use double ones.

They have never been Will they, Won’t they? but rather when will they and when won’t they. Because⬇️

They enjoy racking up the tension between them as high as they can as a game, only see how far they can go before actually colliding. (and frankly, some friendships are simply more fun with tangible sexual tension)

Although they’ve never actually discussed them, they are fully aware of each other’s limits. Nikola knows how much he can flirt with/annoy Helen without crossing the line, and immediately backs off if he comes too close (as proven when they’re in her bedroom in Animus). Likewise, Helen knows how to and how harshly she can rebuff him without him actually being hurt. Even if it doesn’t make sense to anyone else, they know where the lines are drawn. (Muddy explanation, sorry!)

On that note, I don’t think Nikola actually considered Cabal stronghold = Ashley might have been there in Trail of Blood. The face he makes when Helen mentions her feels very much like oh shoot I screwed up big time.

Continuing, Nikola’s over the top innuendo and flirting is less him actually wanting to get into her pants (obviously he wants to, but he knows that’s not really how to get there, see point three), and more just to annoy her and make her squirm (similar to how I enjoy horrifying my city-raised friends with weird horse-/general animal facts). Consensual bothering I suppose? He often does it just to make her smile, even if it’s from exasperation.

On that note, the scene with Abby’s zipper or whatever in her first(?) episode makes me see red because whyyy. That is never fun. (I would’ve loved it if it had it been Helen because they know each other and it would’ve been such a them thing but here it’s just- ugh. No.)

This is getting long but since you did ask

*realises worriedly that I should probably rewatch some sanctuary because wait what is actually canon and what is just my mad rambles when it comes to Ranna*

Ranna:

Helen overpowering and grabbing the gun-thing from Fallon followed by her accurately deducting what’s actually going on was the moment Ranna went all 🤩 and joined the Worship Helen Magnus club

In order to keep her position and everything, Ranna is very much cool, collected, detached, yada yada. Seeing Helen all fiery and very much openly caring for her crew (because that’s how she acted in Pax Romana) inspired her a lot and was part of the reason as to why she sent the coded message in Metamorphosis. (Connected to your point about her being 40-ish because I think meeting Helen made her rethink a lot of stuff)

Gregory has told Ranna about Helen, but what I like is that aside from the small meeting in S1, he hasn’t met Helen since what? 1909? Victorian era single father, combined with the general parents thinking their children are innocent thing… I mean Helen has changed quite a bit since then. Back to point one. Ranna realises Gregory’s stories don’t even begin to cover just what a powerhouse Helen is.

[acarillustrated]

re: female noir detective please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please give her a femme fatale please (please)

no need to beg darling 😌 you ask and you shall receive 😉

aight so this is the post we are referring to where i draw a female noir detective that isnt. put together at all. like and Actual equivalent

Anyway! onto the request ;))) so, i did draw a little femme fatale for our noir detective, but i had already done a nice little profile when i realized that i should probably do something a little more subversive. like, if we've already got ourselves a female noir detective, what if we gave her a nice male femme fatale? a homme fatale if you will (dont @ me i only speak english/spanish idk french)

whichever u prefer can be ur doom

Also! im just going to take this moment to promo my webcomic, Our Last Sunrise, which drops tonight! at the stroke of midnight! i link it when it goes up. anyway.

Anyone else, feel free to drop by my askbox and give me character prompts i have a lot of fun with this

kofi | inprnt

[writtengalaxies]

WIFORD HEAD CANONS !!!!!!!! (please and thank you ^^)

Ah, the pastel disco danger man!

Under duress, or when someone pushes on his memories of WKM too much, he starts to slip back towards "The Colonel" in terms of personality.

Those martinis are non-alcoholic. Why? Because he can never get a good sip of them. So why waste good alcohol?

He made himself forget that death is real because that's the only way he can cope with so much of existence.

Pink's always been his favorite color, and yellow's just so bright and happy.

As a result of above, his favorite creature is the Rosy Maple Moth

Man is still jacked as hell. Just. Surprise Disco Beef.

[blindmagdalena]

Ok but for dark stuff with Homelander tho,this guy would horrifying to have as a person obsessed with you,like let's go with the basics and say you are a super with like supernatural regenartion,so basically immortal and stopped aging in you twenties or something and one day Vought starts hassling you over some testing or some such nonsense and that's how you meet little John,and of course you are no heartless monster so you entrain him for the duration of your visit 1/2

2/2Not realizing of course that you are the only person to have ever done such a thing and John is obsessed and entranced, Vought of course notices and starts using you as a motivation and reward if he does well,you of course are just happy to take the poor child to a park or the beach,anyway he established himself and suddenly announces his marriage to you and you are watching this on tv,suddenly there is a whoosh behind you and yeah,good thing you have regenartion ahh I have to add part 3 Part3/3 Because seriously Homelander's strength is no joke!Like he knows you despise Vought and that you stayed for him and because Vought can blackmail you,but you are his wife now,they really can't do anything about it!You literally can't leave him but he'll make sure of it by snapping your ankles,if you try to reason with him or dissuade him by any reasonable logic he'll crush your throat, don't worry he can hear the little noises you make as he screws you,only he needs to hear them anon you took me on a ROLLERCOASTER with this one holy shit. i LOVE the surprise relationship announcement okay that trope gets me EVERY TIME. he did it to starlight and announcing a marriage REALLY just takes it to the next level. good thing reader's superpower is regeneration because dAMN.

[waltwhitmansbeard]

i have things to do but instead i'm living in your askbox. can i ask for a mfl roll, please? :')

i rolled a 3: a platonic/family drabble

turned my water into wine #46

Nel breaks the news gently, clearly unsure of how it will be received. Vax's head swims with it, the word echoing louder and louder in his ears, and it isn't until Keyleth gives a low murmur of pain that he realizes just how tightly he's gripping her hand.

"I'm sorry, my love." He brings her hand up to his lips to brush a kiss over her knuckles. He looks at her properly now, to gauge her reaction to the revelation. She's still stretched out on their bed, dressed in a simple cotton nightdress, her belly well-rounded and hard to the touch. He's perched on the edge of the bed beside her, their fingers laced together, as Nel stands just off to the side, reviewing her notes to double-check her work.

Keyleth blinks up at him owlishly, as if she's never been more at a loss for words in her life. "I...I don't..."

And it isn't as if he can blame her. They are less than a year past the worst week of their lives, past the kidnapping of their daughter, past the murder of her father, past the dissolution of their nation. A second pregnancy was already so unexpected, especially with his just winning his election to the seat of Master of Divinity—but twins?

"You're sure?" He turns to Nel, who is still checking her work.

"As I can be. The rate of growth, the movement patterns within, the symptoms—" She looks up, smiles softly. "I have every reason to believe that you carry twins, Keyleth."

Keyleth nods, but Vax can't tell if it's in agreement, understanding, or shock. He reaches his free hand out to clap onto Nel's arm appreciatively. "Thank you, Nel, for your steadfast care of our family. If we could have a few moments..."

"Of course." She ducks her head and slips out of the room. In the brief moments that the door is open, Vax can hear Vilya playing with Nel and Derrig's children in the main room of the cottage.

"Kiki?"

She jolts a bit at the sound of her name. "Yes. Sorry, I just..."

Vax slips off of the bed to walk around to the other side, where he slides next to her, pulling her in close. "It's alright if this is a shock to you. It's alright if this is...scary or...upsetting—"

"Vax." She twists to look at him, brows furrowed. "Do you imagine me to be upset by this news?"

He blinks. Well, yes, actually. "I mean...you don't seem particularly enthused."

She smiles sadly, brings a hand up to his face. "I apologize. I am. Enthused. I am also shocked because...well, one infant was challenge enough. Two at once will put us through our paces, I imagine." Vax snorts at that. "I am also...sad. Not because our family is growing—" She grips his hand tightly. "—never because of that. I am sad because...there are now two more children in this world who will not know my parents' love. Two more children my father will never hold, two more children to whom my mother will never sing. I am sad because for the rest of my life, each new joy will bring with it a heartbreak, and I know there is nothing I can do to fix that." Her eyes shine now, and he kisses her forehead as the first tear falls. "I can hear my father's voice, even now, what he would say when he learned of his becoming the grandfather to twins. He'd be overjoyed—he and my mother wanted a large family, before she..." The sentence dangles unfinished—before she got sick, before she died, before she was murdered.

Vax tucks her head under his chin. "There is no remedy for what our children will be missing in their lives. I wish it were different. I'm sorry that it's not. But our children will know your parents in your wisdom, in your kindness, in your laugh, in all of the parts of themselves that they cannot define but know to be good and loving. And we shall tell them stories, tales of their legendary love, and they will know that in this life or the next, there will always be someone who cherishes them without end."

Keyleth reaches up to thumb away her own tears. "Such a way with words—are you sure you would not rather be a poet than the mouthpiece of the gods?"

"Who is to say they are not the same thing?"

And gods above, he can feel her rolling her eyes. She pokes his side. "But what of you? I have cried enough for myself—how do you feel about twins?"

"Me?" He leans back to grin at her. "I am a twin. I cannot imagine my life without Vex'ahlia in it—I refuse to do so. She is as much a part of me as my bones or my skin. I am thrilled by twins, elated, euphoric. If it were up to me, we'd have a hundred children—" She frowns, unamused. "—but I shall settle for this if it is what makes you happy."

"Yes, well, unless you'd like to be watching me vomit into my old age, let us stick to the three, shall we?"

"Of course, my love." He kisses her, hopes she knows that there is no request she could make of him that he would not twist himself into knots to fulfill. "But you are happy?" he whispers against her lips?

"Yes," she breathes. He curls a hand over the swell of her stomach, as close as he can get to holding his children for now, and she rests her own hand over his. "I am very, very happy."

[stardust-for-your-soul]

🎀 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘— of reminiscent midmorning delight.ᐟ ❝ lotos natum ☄️❞

@sxmmer-cherry's side blog!

⚜️ welcome to the feiyun artist's guild! this is a branch of the feiyun commerce guild, which focuses majorly on the establishment and continuation of liyuen monopoly over the sales of precious jewels across teyvat. established since 1920, we consider ourselves the hallmark of traditional liyuen jewellery.

our pieces are crafted with utmost sincerity and bearing in mind the wearer, whose comfort matters most. you may find the following pieces littered across the shop—

# 🎍cherry rambles for: [character name] ↷ in which i brainrot for some of the lovely characters of genshin # 🎈cherry's works ↷ in which are all my works in a general manner! # 🦪cherry's having fun ↷ in which i participate in events and interact with fun stuff # 🔱cherry is interacting with: [blog name] ↷ in which i'm interacting with other blogs # 🧿cherry is having a third-eye opening ↷ in which i, do, in fact, have a third-eye opening # 🩰 cherry is sending love <3 ↷ in which, i do, in fact, send the receiver lots of love # 🐚 cherry's secret stash ↷ in which there's pretty things i'll consider using for my posts and aesthetics

simply instruct the helpers, and they shall show you around.

⚜️ about the shopkeeper—

about me + rules . askbox ( always open. )

⚜️ as does every other guild, the feiyun artist's guild has certain restrictions, as well. while i do not condone any form of stealing, i believe it is applicable more on our main branch. regardless, kindly refrain from any inappropriate behaviours intended to hurt other's sentiments. while your motive may or may not not come to life, you will certainly find yourself out of the shop.

⚜️ this particular branch of our guild is still quite new, hence you would happen not to find too many things to engage with. regardless, any form of interaction is still quite appreciated and welcomed. i allow and welcome people to interact with me via inbox! i'd request not to jump directly into the messages, however!

⚜️ i would, personally, like to request my closest to interact with me regarding all thing's joyous and fun here so as to avoid any cluttering of the much restricted main branch!

💿 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘—

[attributes ⋮ weapons ⋮ artifacts ⋮ constellations ⋮ profile]

↺ 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎

░ my closest call me cherry, though my real name is chryseis! i don't mind being called by either name. enjoy your stay here! we hope the ornaments are to your liking.

feel free to reach out should anything bother you, or if you simply wish to have a chat. sometimes though, my dear friend, yanfei will tend to you on my behalf! or if you wish to speak to her instead, then be our guest, too!

↺ 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗧: 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗥

░ well this one's funny—last week, i was rearranging the jewellery, the expensive gold ones, at that. it was late into the evening and the shop had been shut which meant there was little light to illuminate the place.

coincidence was such that it was yanfei's birthday the very day. hu tao [who i have always suspected to have something for yanfei] had brought a special surprise for her, which was surprisingly, and equally unfortunately, a gold trinket.

halfway into the shop via the window, she thought that it was her who was taking care of the shop, due to my pink robes. and i thought that she was a thief who had stolen gold from the shop and was attempting to run away.

well, then what? i grabbed her as quick as i could and almost beat her up when she suddenly shouted—'it's me!' and of course, i knew who the idiot was. it makes me laugh each time if think of it, and makes her scowl each time i mention it.

regardless though, i wonder, why did she have to enter so secretively, even if all she wished to do was give a gift to yanfei?

↺ 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗧: 𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗦

░ i remember it still... about eight years ago, when i was still as young as thirteen and the guhua clan's younger son was nine, mom had come rushing to home.

'what happened?', i had asked and quickly she answered—someone had stole the expensive sapphire piece father had exported a month back from the store. certainly, i had been worried and upset at the loss of my parents. the guilt increased twice-fold when i saw little xingqiu clutching the jewel close to his chest and slowly tiptoeing to the calligrapher's office.

'why did you steal from my parents?' i asked him, and teary eyed he thus answered—

'my parents won't let me learn calligraphy and poetry because they think a son can't do these things.'

obviously, i let him off the hook at the expense of my parents, feeling quite sorrowful for the younger boy. so lovely he grew up to be that he has returned my parents jewellery of thrice the cost, despite my opposition.

he just smiles every time, and tells me to brew him some tea. 'your adoration and favour is worth more than any amount of mora', as he likes to say.

hah, what a lovely child.

↺ 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗬'𝗦 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗦

░ yanfei talks too much sometimes... i really adore her but honestly? not so helpful when a customer asks her to show the silver pieces and halfway through it she launches into a discussion about the lady who just returned a silver necklace because they were cheaper at the other side of the town.

ugh.. in my defense? we import the silver from snezhnaya whereas they work with the cheaper liyuen ores!

↺ 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗬𝗔𝗡𝗙𝗘𝗜

░ we've been friends since forever! when my parents took down the chinaware shop, considering how prosperous they already were by that time, i and yanfei were still in the early phases of our friendship. i'd unfairly lost a land case, and she had been helping me recover.

she was the major source of help in organizing the jewels shop in the most posh part of liyue! not only did she help us with the paperwork, but also scared the nearby keepers into forsaking their monopoly over the jewel business.

besides that, we're like platonic soulmates, you see. we almost always agree on most things, and always have fun together! i don't think i can say it in words really... we're almost inseparable now.

↺ 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗛𝗗𝗔𝗬

░ oh, it's on 2nd august! wait, today's 2nd august though... oh, you're giving me gift! awww! thank you so much sweetheart!

i can't express myself in conventional words, so allow me to do something for you instead—i've heard liyue kiosk is the best place to go to a date on. how about you and me and a date to liyue kiosk?

[kedreeva]

Hello fucker im the anon losing my absolute marbles about godfuckingdamned stranger things

Not only are you apparently not going alone to hell and have fucking grabbed me and decided to take me along with you you fuck but i feel as though i was plucked out the 3 story window of my fucking flat and shoved inti the metaphorical backseat of the fucking zamboni machine heading straight for hells fiery gates WHILE I WAS MERELY TRYING TO WET MY NIN EXISTENT FLOWERS ON THE WINDOW SEAL

Having said that i can absolutely fucking tell that the characters themselves are holding the fucking thing together and it would work eith absolutely nonsensical plot SINCE I KNOW ALMOST NONE OF THE PLOT (UNFORTUNATELY I DO KNOW A BIT NOW SINCE IVE BEEN CONSUMING THE FUCKING FICS OF THIS FANDOM LIKE A MANIAC FOR THE PAST 2 DAYS) AND IM STILL LOSING MY SHIT OVER THEM

I have also fucking decided to start watching the fucking thing right fucking now even though im so fucking behind on several deadlines and assignments including a very important one thats due right thia fuckinh week and for which i have yet to write ANYTHING and which has to be about 80 fucking pages long by the end of it so yes i am truly having the fucking time of my life goddamn it i was gonna start watching the fucking thing literally last night but i fell fucking asleep at about 2am because of the all nighter i had pulled the previous night reading the fucking steddie fics and last night i fell asleep woth my fucking phone in my hand doing guess fucking what READING ON AO3 ONCE AGAIN

I literally only vaguely know how steve and eddie look and dustin a little bit and robin a little bit and thats IT but goddamn do i have strong feelings for like 9 characters i know fuckall about except for fanon

As for the goddamn fic that made me lose the last of my sanity it wasnt even a Proper h/c per se just had some h/c in it which was game enough for my tired ass to deem it a h/c fic in my exvaustion and insanity and i do NOT unfortunately remember the name of it but i do know that it was by a fellow whose usernmae is pukner which i somehow remember and it was about 40k long amd what fucking made me read it and LOSE it and i mean LOSE IT like fucking LOSE IT was that it had NONBINARY steve kedreeva it had fucking NONBINARY STEVE so yeah i truly have given uo all of my 2 drops of remaining sanity for the smallest possible little bit of serotonin i could possibly receive

KEDREEVA ITS GOTTEN SO FUCKING BAD I ENDED UP HAVING TO DITCH MY HANDMADE HANDPICKED SPOTIFY PLAYLIST FOR MY LAST FUCKING HYPERFIXATION EARLIER AND FUCKING LOOKING UP A STEDDIE PLAYLIST IM LOSING IT THAT BADLY

I blame you SO hard for everything you are literally never gonna stop hearing from me about this you shall deal with every single mental breakdown and Thought™ that i have because of stranger things from now on because youre the reason why im in this shitshow in the first place my fucking friends and acquaintances and EVERYONE both online AND IRL have been trying to get me to watch stranger things EVER SINCE IT FIRST CAME OUT and _THIS_ is what fucking does me in

Well, I found the fic in question, and a) there's more than one NB Steve written by this person and also they're on tumblr by the same name

and b) Hey....... anyone out there got some nonbinary steve harrington fics to rec? bonus if they're hurt/comfort fics apparently. If I'm going to be blamed, I'm gonna fuckin EARN IT :D Drop 'em in the replies or reblogs or askbox, happy to reblog tumblr links too.

c) heyyyy drop your Steddie playlists for anon let's make it worse as a FAMILY

[felt-squirrels]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :3

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The Hermitcraft 10 mail system, it’s so beautiful and complex and Grian didn’t break it when he sent a potato through it

The playlist for the my fictional urban fantasy town, I’m so proud of the vibes

The spinach feta pretzel melt from a local cafe, it’s a small chain that’s technically nationwide but not very well known

The four pairs of cargo shorts that I just got, they’re amazing

The fact that I’ll be able to see the solar eclipse tomorrow in up to 98%, during a time that I am always outside and it’ll be sunny. I am very excited, to say the least.