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AsTaRiOn Is A sUbBy BoTtOm
Hmmm......I don't believe you.
This man is always trying to pin me down.
#Dom Astarion Supremacy#baldurs gate 3#bg3#astarion ancunin#astarion bg3#astarion x tav#astarion my beloved#astarion x reader#astarion romance#astarion#astarion x karlach#astarion x dark urge#dom astarion#top astarion#i will die on this fucking hill#shitpost#astarion thirst post#Ascended Astarion is hard dom#Spawn Astarion is soft dom#fight me#Dom/switch Astarion Headcanons are acceptable#He is definitely a bossy power bottom#But like you can't convince me he doesn't like Tav being underneath him smh#beneath him if you will
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He's just so....so~
#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#mims posts ~#istg i think ill make it “thirst friday” at this point#astarion screenshots#bg3 astarion#baldurs gate 3#bg3 screenshots#okayokay but the first one... the first one is the bane of my existence
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I made this based on a post by @mitangy
#astarion#astarion ancunin#fanart#bg3#baldurs gate 3#vampires#the fallen angel#alexandre cabanel#lucifer#here is my attempt#I tried#thank you for viewing my astarion thirst post#I love him#we all love him#spoilers#bg3 spoilers
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📚What I'm Reading These Days📚
A to Zenith by @allofthebarks (Solas x Female Lavellan): For my fellow Solavellan hell-dwellers, my bestie has refused to let the end of Solas and Lavellan's story get in the way of her delivering sweet, sexy angst and pining over a decade later. HELL YEAH. She's going to fuck us up emotionally 26 times, and I am ✨here✨ for it. Our friendship was built on a foundation of jointly authoring unhinged InuYasha fanfic when we were 14, she was my maid of honour, and our FFXIV characters are married, so I can very personally vouch for the quality of her work.
Sonnet of the Lone Cardinal by @brain-rot-central (Ascended Astarion x Female Durge): Set post BG3. I've been absolutely entranced by this beautiful Dead Dove all year. It's so breathtakingly fucked up and disturbing. The chilling, deeply seated tension that the writer is capable of cobbling together in your gut with each chapter is nothing short of impressive. This isn't in-your-face, no punches pulled sort of depravity: it's slow burning nightmare fuel tempered with absolutely gorgeous angst, evocative characterization, and the never-ending feeling that something absolutely fucking terrible is about to happen.
Herbarium by @emmg (Emmrich Volkarin x Female Rook): COME AND GET IT EMMROOK FANS - I literally can't even with this. Somehow @emmg manages to capture the Gentleman Necromancer in all of his dorky, yapping glory, making me laugh my absolute ass off and then like... three lines later dives into the fucked up inner workings of his brain and all of it's trauma soaked angst and self-loathing and self-denial in a way that actually boggles my mind. Like it's sooooo fucking good. Rook is a fucking turbo-babe and I love her. The smut is absolutely top notch, and if you're not reading this, you're missing out, so do yourself a favour and make it happen.
Indelible Imprints by @preciouslittlebhaalbae (Astarion x Female Tav): Isekai fics are usually a tough sell for me, but @preciouslittlebhaalbae pulls it off so well with her OC, Erin, and I'm so glad I finally got a chance to get caught up on Chapter 14 recently. This is a really lovely, wholesome Astarion-centric romance with softness, pining, sweetness, spiciness and hilarity in equal measure. We're not afraid to get dark either, which really does it for me. Definitely check this out - it's amazingly written, and seeing Erin's dynamic develop with all of the Tadfools is so thoughtfully and pragmatically done. Writer also has impeccable music taste. 11/10, no notes.
#fic recs#what I'm reading#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#bg 3#bg3 fic#astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion x tav#astarion x durge#astarion romance#ascended astarion#dragon age#datv#da:tv#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age inquisition#da:i#solavellan#solavellan hell#solas x lavellan#solasmance#emmrich volkarin#emmrich#dragon age emmrich#emmrook#emmrich x rook#rook x emmrich#this is an emmrich thirst post
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Questions 1, 21, 23 and 25 for Xiggles on that character questions meme (surprised if no one sent any about him already)
oagh thank you !! i havent received any asks for that ask game yet actually!
character ask game :o)
1. Why do you like or dislike this character?
[vibrating] i have a normal and countable number of things i like about him. for right now: hes representative of many of my favorite things about KH.
one of those things is its thematic depth—he has really interesting interactions with a lot of my favorite themes in the games, including identity/personhood, fatalism, authority figures failing those under their authority, also a lot of the Christian themes/motifs (and the ways those themes are played with), also the ways in which characters parallel each other or act as foils to each other. lotta stuff to dig into there!
another thing i like about KH is its sprawling, epic scope. and luxubar is present for or has a hand in nearly every single plot element in the games. call that bitch humpty dumpty the way he was always there
another thing that characters, like. fuck up? they make mistakes and are wrong about things. they lose sight of their noble goals or do the wrong thing in pursuit of them and end up being unable to achieve those goals. they spread lies and misinformation on accident or on purpose. and boy howdy luxubar has made a lot of mistakes and told a lot of lies. hes a complicated messy flawed character!
all of that AND he's Fucking Weird!!! just a fully bizarre person who says weird shit! even if you dont know anything about his backstory he's still one of the most memorable and fun characters in the series!
in terms of what i dont like about him. 99% of the things someone might criticize about him, i would respond with "yeah thats the point, thats why he rules as a chracter". but if someone said "i hate xigbar because hes a misogynist" i wouldnt even have a response. like yeah. he says some weird "haha girls am i right" shit in Days. i Dont like how he talks to Aqua in BbS. the only thing i could really say is "xigbar is a misogynist because he is in a game series written by misogynists and you have to correct for that" but i still kinda grimace every time he talks to or about a female character. really hoping thats not intentional and future games wont continue to characterize him that way
21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?
oh man i could give a dozen different answers for this...in developing his overarching story in my current fic, im really enjoying exploring the like. existential horror of his Whole Deal with the added wrench of "trans man in a cis man's body". no body dysphoria at the cost of total alienation from his body and from potential community with other trans people. unable to participate in conversations about transness; unable to explain why. especially since my other protagonist [oc lamia] is transmasc and has his own complicated relationship with gender and his own body. much too think about !!!
i dont really know how to answer the "what i dont like" part of the question lol...like i write fic as a way to explore a piece of media and its characters. saying something like "i wish he had [x] characteristic so i could do [y] plot thing" feels like saying "i wish this person im interviewing had said something different so i could write this interview differently". like idk! im doing literary criticism, effectively, my writing is responsive to the character, i just writes him like i sees him
23. Favorite picture of this character?
oh MAN i could give a million different answers for this.... right now im thinking a lot about this half second pose he has in DDD.

just something very funny to me about seeing him giving a thumbs up. the supportive smiler.
25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?
ive answered this question here! relinking because theres a video clip involved lol. primarily my first impression of him was "evil little league coach". that was before i even played Days, he's REALLY an evil little league coach in that game. it's remained basically true for him to me this whole time.
now whenever i see him im just like "THE BITCH HIMSELF <3 <3 <3 <3 <3" and i kick my legs and smile and grin and clap and play.
#when i first saw astarion baldursgate showing up on my dash as everybodys Blorbo of the Week i kinda rolled my eyes.#like ok prettyboy vampire character. whatever#and then i saw the posts about the depth of his character and his angsty traumatic backstory. and i was like ok yeah he seems interesting i#and THEN. i saw the clip of him getting mad at the protagonist for firing a laser at him or somth. and heard his vocal performance#and saw his mannerisms and how he was animated. and i was like Oh. I Get It.#everyone's like ''lmao people are really out here thirsting for vampire preminger'' and im like. im never gonna play BG3#but i know thats the fucking point. thats the appeal. thats what makes astarion a good character.#thats how i feel about xigbar. all that angsty complicated backstory shit AND he talks like a teenage surfer in a middle aged mans body.#thats what makes him a home run. thats why i stay up at night thinking about him.#anywayyy thank you for the ask!!!!#kh#asks#ask games#about the kh fic#xigbar meme tag#xigbar scholarship tag
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A new face
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Friend: I think you have a type
Me: I think you're right

#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate#bhaalspawnbarbie#virtual photography#baldurs gate iii#astarion#bg3 tav#astarion baldurs gate#bg3 durge#bg3 character#bg3 companions#bg3 stuff#bg3 posting#bg3 barbarian#bg3 rogue#bg3 fighter#thirst trap#thirst tag#male character#male#bg3 brainrot#gamer#gamergirl#ps5 games#console gaming
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If this suddenly becomes an Astarion fan blog I'm so fucking sorry that man was made for me.
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this is arguably one of the funniest fucking things to have come from this game, every time I see this image I have to hold in a laugh because it’s always in public
Currently in a library with my hand over my mouth and my head against the desk trying to keep my shit together because I have the humor of an actual child
#astarion#baldurs gate 3#I’m thirst posting today#a whole pallet of water coudln’t fix this thirst#hes so gay#and so am i#I have yet to actually Romance him in game#but you BET I will#on my knees 🧎
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Don't mind me, just hornily obsessed with how Astarion says delicious.
#baldurs gate 3#bg3#astarion ancunin#astarion bg3#astarion my beloved#astarion x reader#astarion romance#astarion#astarion x tav#astarion thirst post#hornyposting#Astarion's voice#AHHHH#*foaming at the mouth*#*blushes*#*rolling over floor*#*swoons*#eargasm
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Just had a jumpscare in my notifications where I thought I had an Astarion thirst post on THIS blog and I was like, No no no, we are not letting my pixel husband breach containment, nope non nada nein.
#you don't understand#i live in perpetual obsession with Astarion but it's also suppressed because i live in constant anxiety about bothering people#that's how i live most things actually which is probably really bad but i don't know how to get out of it so here we are#anyway i say that to say#no astarion thirst posts on this blog for y'all#find those on your own time#mod post#not tes
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Me: I think I get it, if Astarion was a lesbian I'd be frothing at the mouth
My wife: but he's not, is he? 😒
#i dont even know.how to post this#i dont even play bg3 i just follow a gay boy who thirsts over astarion
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normally my dislike for a character doesnt really go beyond a little annoyance and then i move on. this is how i think most people should deal with things. however, i have this thing that happens consistently where my least favorite ends up becoming the one that very, very, very large chunk of fans latch on to and i cant go into tags or reblog anything about this stuff without seeing this character again and again and again and the only option is to log off entirely or i risk ruining my own day
#yeah this is about astarion#not five posts in and tumblr is recommending me a dozen pictures of this pasty garlic allergy nosferatwink motherfucker#this is how i know the algorithm hates women BECAUSE KARLACH IS RIGHT THERE AND I DONT GET RECOMMENDED ANYTHING WITH HER#NO JUST THIS UNFUNNY CLOWN AND HIS STUPID SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM HAIR#i should have figured that the most popular character would be the male karen#what is peoples obsession with flambouyant men who would call them a slur?#i cant believe i wish for the era of miguel o hara thirst again#at least he had an ass
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So usually as a bard/rogue I tend to do all the stealthing for the party, but I finally let Astarion do some stealth and omg his whispers. 😳🥵😵
#ash plays bg3#astarion#thirst post#just imagine him talking like that during other times 👀#baldurs gate 3#bg3#astarion may be doing all the stealthing from now on 👀
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Mom gave me a new fountain pen and three new inks for Christmas and she asked, “what are you writing with all of this stuff?” And I didn’t have the heart to tell her “Mostly extremely explicit silver-fox Necromancer smut and soul-crushing vampire angst.”
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People love sweatstarion
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