#asuajax

[emmett-thunderstrike]

TEXT ✉️ツ EMJAX

Emmett: Fuck you, you're not the only dude with 8 abs in Auradon anymore!

[sumskellington]

TEXT ✉️✿ SUMJAX

Summer: How would you feel if I told you I had a super duper important job for those big strong arms of yours?

[jungleboyblake]

TEXT ✉️⊙ BLAJAX

Blake: BRO! Are you trying to audition to be the stripper at my bachelor party? Because your dick pics are supposed to go to MK and Andy, not me! They're my planners.

[sydneyandersen]

Casper, Ajax, Heath, Blake, Dylan, Lev

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Oh wow, most of these guys are like... way too hot or way too taken. Is it insulting if I say @casperlocke because we’re like... similarly inexperienced seeming? If it is just pretend I said like, Chris Pine or something and not a real person. 

sacrifice myself for: @levbelrose, he’s a sweetie. 

kick: @jungleboyblake? I feel bad accidentally killing someone’s fiance but like, he seems a little obnoxious sometimes.

take to prom: @heathlemon.

abandon in jurassic park: @ajaxapostolos.

push off a bridge: Oh... um, a very short bridge for @dylan-donati so that @princessxymarley won’t be sad. 

[ingridwestergaard]

WIS Bori, Anja, Haverly, and Harper with

I’m all about balance, so I tried to think of people that I thought would balance them out, I hope that’s okay! 

@boribjorgman with @sumskellington.

@anja-bjorgman with @liamdubcis.

@princessofisolationx with @theomedici.

@hypewithharper with @ajaxapostolos.

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[toritriton]

Andy, Ava, Anja, Adelaide, Ajax, Aileen

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @ajaxapostolos? He’s hot. 

sacrifice myself for: @andreatriton.

kick: @anja-bjorgman. 

take to prom: @ailsbroch.

abandon in jurassic park: @ava-tremaine.

push off a bridge: @adelaide-charming.

[ailsbroch]

harper, haverly, bori, anja, mackenna, ajax

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @ajaxapostolos.

sacrifice myself for: All the people I’m now related to by marriage. @hypewithharper, @princessofisolationx, @boribjorgman, @anja-bjorgman, I’ll keep an eye on you all... unless @mackennadunbroch is in more trouble than you are, then I’m saving my other half. 

kick: @ajaxapostolos out of bed. Pretty sure I used to do that a lot back in the day.

take to prom: @ajaxapostolos. Did this too.

abandon in jurassic park: @boribjorgman seems like he’d have fun if the dinosaurs were made of snow. 

push off a bridge: @ajaxapostolos. I still secretly think he can bounce. 

[fredcilier]

Ally, Jordan, Cece, Ajax, Liam, Anja

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: For something different, let’s go with @ajaxapostolos. He has eight abs, y’all. Everyone else gotta step their game up.

sacrifice myself for:  @cecefacilier this time I guess.

kick: @jordanjinn for not checking who she’s texting before she starts sending her messages.

take to prom: @liamdubcis. Still good at making the cliche shit kinda nice, I guess.

abandon in jurassic park: My girl Ally would love it, it’s like wonderland on dinosaur crack.

push off a bridge: @anja-bjorgman.

[leilaniwaialiki]

bentley, parker, ajax, johnny, dante, dylan

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Oh, well... um, not to be overly shallow, but @ajaxapostolos seems like he would be a very, very good distraction.

sacrifice myself for: @parkerspan. I just get a really good vibe from him!

kick: @ticktockbents? I’m sorry, I’m running out of choices!

take to prom: @lacklands. I’m sure he’d find his theater friends and have no problem leaving me in peace to read. 

abandon in jurassic park: @dylan-donati? I’m sorry!

push off a bridge: @danteseaprince, you can also swim quite well, can’t you?

[n-atua]

text ♘ nojax

Noa: So I'm thinking of increasing my ankle weights a little bit for running.... how much do you think is overkill?

[finnbecker]

WIS Ruby, Venus, Nova, Liliana, Ginny, Kaz, Eden, Emmett

@ruefitz​ and a someone chill who can keep up with her on her adventures. Maybe @ajaxapostolos?

@venusfitzherbert​... I don’t really know what makes a person a ‘daddy’ so I might come up short, but Kali’s twin @kostasalexiou is pretty okay.

@novafitzherbert​ and @cecefacilier seem like a match made in... well, hell, to be honest. But cute, entertaining hell.

@lilyofthegoth​ and @tobiasslade caught my eye for a second there, then just as quickly they seemed to fizzle out. Who are you hanging out with these days, Lil? I’m sure you can make your own decisions. 

It may be the underdog opinion, but I think Ginny and Anthony Tremaine go together like sour cream and salsa!

@kazmartyn already has a girlfriend, right? @dizzy-t or something?

@edenofcorona and @spoopydorothea, maybe? I thought I picked up a vibe there. 

@emmettvardaros and @sydneyandersen. I never understood why he picked the high maintenance friend. 

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[theomedici]

dylan, bentley, dante, ajax, blake, will

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @ajaxapostolos. Bro could break me, and if we filmed even a little bit, we could break the internet. 

sacrifice myself for: @ticktockbents, I guess. Frat bros for life.

kick: @willofnottingham.

take to prom: @jungleboyblake.

abandon in jurassic park: @dylan-donati.

push off a bridge: @danteseaprince.

[rilespan]

Ajax, Lucas, Gaston III, Waldo, Heath, Johnny

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: All of these guys are waaaaay too handsome to want to do this with me! But I’m friends with @gastonthejr​ so maybe he could put in a good word with @gastonlegume3​ for me?

sacrifice myself for: Um... @heathlemon​? He seems the most likely to change the world.

kick: @ajaxapostolos​! It wouldn’t hurt him at all, isn’t he a total god? Or just a part-god? Either way I wouldn’t make a dent! 

take to prom: I don’t think any of them want to be stuck with me, but @lacklands​ is an actor so at least he’d be good at pretending he wanted to be there!

abandon in jurassic park: @lucasbelrose​? He could invent dino stew?

push off a bridge: @whereswaldohatter is the only one left, but he’s from Wonderland and I bet their bridges are like, upside down there and he’d be fine?

[cosmopapadakis]

KHC Kali, Ajax, Kostas

You realize I’m related to all of them, do you not? You’ve kind of forced my hand here.

Kick: @ajaxapostolos.

Hit: @kostasalexiou.

Cut: @rosebudalexiou.

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that DEREK THELER? No, it’s just AJAX APOSTOLOS, the descendant of HERCULES AND MEG! HE is TWENTY-THREE/SENIOR and some say he tends to be SIMPLE but he is really GREGARIOUS. (ALLY, SHE/HER, 24, PST) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations, Ally!! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[ingridwestergaard]

TEXT ✉️♘ INJAX

Ingrid: Okay, seriously! If I were allowed to host a naked yoga class like I want to, what move would even be 'too sexual to be allowed'??? Like, aside from downward dog, I KNOW everyone would veto that, but the rest of them are harmless!