Are you following along with anything Boruto?
Nope. Zero Boruto knowledge here.
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the most other worldly thing about the stranger things universe is that the students tell their problems to their guidance counselor
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so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.
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WHYS U GIVE UR EMPLOYERS UR TUMBLR
I DONT HAVE ONE I JUST REMEMBERED MY SISTER TELLING ME THAT BUT NOW IM SCARED
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jamie: i am sneaking broccoli into the mac and cheese so the children don’t know that they’re eating vegetables.
jamie: that’s what parenting is all about. helping your children through lies
roy: well, not just the children
jamie: huh
roy: i’ve been speaking vegetables into your waffles for years now, since way before we were married.
jamie: what
roy: haven’t you ever wondered why your syrup has seeds in it?
jamie: you said those were maple seeds
roy: yeah, there’s no such thing
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