I need people to write fanfics with tennis players (especially with my beloved Andrey Rublev). Like, I see so many people obsessed with F1 and I see so many fanfics about F1 boys. I need this from tennis fans.
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so if charles and edwin name all their cases ("the case of the shrieking doll", etc) then things like "the great chewing gum debacle of '06" aren't even real cases it's just things they did or happened to them that they decided to name and remember to the end of time.
that's just so funny to me like imagine they get stuck in a haunted house and it's not part of a case so they call it "the haunted manor escape of '96" which of course is different to "the case of the haunted manor."
how do they remember all of these?? does edwin keep notes on all their little adventures even if it's not officially a case ??
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i think gaz should have a summer romance with an older woman who teaches him how to sail and in turn gets her pussy ate by the most devoted man she’s ever met. it’s what he deserves
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and another thing im convinced straight! charles truthers have just never had a friend before. because i love my friends loads, but if i ever looked at one of them like that i would need someone to dump a bucket of cold water on me immediately
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tired of readers being the one that, after some nights stands, are the first to fall for cod men.
It would be so interesting to see a reader who enjoys the sex but doesn't have any kind of feelings for Simon (taking him as an example). Who after he goes away, cleans herself and it's okay. Because fuck military men are the biggest red flags. So no commitment to them. Just sex.
A reader who is interested even to seek other men companions. After all it's nothing serious about what they do. So if he fucks around why doesn't she? She isn't married to him. And for him that's fine.
The first four months because then he slowly catches feelings and oh damn... Reader's chilly life becomes messy. He craves for her, while her simply like what he makes her feel. So to just sex. To him seeking kisses during sex (even after), to him hugging her tightly and pushing his body into you. To tell her sweet things. Texting her for asking about her day instead of "Hey. When you're free?". He has created this idea in his mind that she's whipped for him. More than he is for her. After all... it's usually women who catch feelings first... So he is ready for the next step. Dating? No. Direct to living together. After all they want the same things.
Ahahahah... The problem is that it's not like that. Good luck on explaining it to him
or where he takes offense that she isn't blowing up his phone? like he's going through her contact card to make sure she's not blocked. did he pay his phone bill?
tbh i think if reader is that deattached, then he's fixing that. like he's not gonna work for it he's just gonna become your problem to where the only person you'll ever lay your eyes on is him.
old flings? gone. that coworker one nighter you had? suddenly transferred to a different department.
casual sex? sure! then doesn't leave. knocks on the bathroom door when you're cleaning up like do you like chinese food? no? okay well that's what i got anyway it'll be here in 30.
ignores your blatant staring. pretends that you didn't waste money ordering him an uber just so he could go outside and tell the driver to cancel the trip.
doesn't label the relationship (which is very real, you're in denial) because you don't want a label. that's fine. he still watches his spend dribble out of your hole every night so.
all the same to him.
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In this house we love one man and his itty bitty waist ☝🏻😌✨
In honor of Charles’ request for extra snatched racing suits this year so he can show off his dorito ratio in it’s full glory
Bonus one im adding because boi is an icon and him and his slutty waist know it 💅✨
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