#auss

[coffeenuts]

La Famiglia by der_peste (on/off) https://flic.kr/p/2mujWzt

[westaysilly]

i HATE soulmate aus im killing myself

[bianczsx]

— ang saya padin mag isa. 🍃

but the other part of me wishes i have someone to share this to. charot eww hahahahaha!

[mymp3]

i have not stopped crying since finishing off like y'all this is really really bad.

[somerandomscath]

Verses I own / Ocs

( Parts in order coming soon. )

hiii! we also have an ask-nothingverse incase you wanted to know! ask questions and ill answer them. discord : whatisthisidontsee. all art made by Bozo Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6

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Dusttale

Weakest

FatalityTale Sans

[binxyjinxy]

HSHDUWUSHDHDUUD WHY DO DOCTORS NOT BELIEVE WOMEN MY GOD

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: IM HAULING AUSS (AN AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD- MY DOG'S BREED) DMV: HAULIN ASS Verdict: DENIED

[forthechubbies]

I Love him...and him♡// Skz! Aussie Boys Imagine 🔥☁️ Chubby Reader ♡ Warning! Me trying to write works in a aussie accent. I'm sorry in advance.

"Big nose." Bam!

"Hot head!" Wam!

"Auss..ie? Aussie. Trash?" Smack!

You were taken aback by this next one. "Binnie?" The sentence said Changbin, but you call him Binnie. "My Binnie's muscles are better than yours....and that's why I'm leaving you for Binnie?!" You gasped at the handwriting, obviously not yours. "Chan, Is this really necessary? Can't you find a different outlet to handle your anger?"

You distanced yourself, hopping off his lap, to which he whined about you leaving his thighs to freeze, and stood back to get the whole picture. "I mean, you strapped yourself to a chair and forced yourself to listen this-" While holding it, a particular word caught your eye in bold letters. C***.

Your mouth hung open. " Did you think of all these yourself? It gets quite vulgar after the first fours."

"No, The kids helped out too." He confessed, loving that silk nightgown on you. " I bought you that, lover? I haven't seen it before."

"I bet it was mainly Lee and Hannie, but I can clearly see Binnie had a take on this too. " You shook your head. "Oh, your mother bought it as a wedding gift. It's been sitting at the top of the closet since-" You cleared your throat, blushing.

"Our honeymoon night!? You have had that little number since our honeymoon night!" Effortlessly, Chan break out the restraints standing erect before you.

The clipboard coated your gasp as Chan took up your personal space; you eyed the crimson imprints staining his biceps from the harsh leather.

"Your precious Felix wrote the cunt one."His accent stuns you before his lips attack your neck-wait what!?

You shoved chan's chest away, more so, Chan moving out on his own. "That's not funny, Christopher. Yongbok would never say such a thing."

Chan rolled his eyes to high heaven once his back was turned. "Is that right, Lover?" Chan is more than aware of your bias- Felix being the main one. He isn't sure how this little schoolgirl crush began, but he oddly doesn't mind. He thinks it's cute how you defend your little Yongbok, not knowing the duality of Felix.

"Did you say something, Chan?" You asked, scrolling downstairs with a starving husband hot on your heels.

"I said I want burgahs." He exclaims, dramatically holding his hand over his tummy. " I haven't had a nice juicy burgah in years." Chan snatches you in his arms, accidentally manhandling you like his kids.

Chan didn't note anything but his carnivorous growling in his stomach. The man needs meat! He's a big boy, and big boys need to eat.

You gasped, looking up at chan, sporting a startled expression. "I'm not a toy. You can't just-" You stopped after realizing he definitely isn't listening.

You can feel it when his large hands slide up and down and that dazed look on his face confirms it.

"Go get in the car," Chan demanded, yet he still felt the need to throw you over his shoulder.

You giggled at his severe yet playful tone, gripping the back of his shirt to keep you stable. " Chan! I'm still in my nightgown! Indecent exposure, remember!?"

He froze in the door frame. "What are you doing here?"

"I got locked out, and I have nowhere else to go-" Jisung cheeses at Chan, but mainly the ass on full display for his viewing pleasure. "Hello, Mrs. Bang!" He reached up, but Chan caught his wrist.

"Hi, Jisung!" You made sure to match his energy.

"I was going to kiss the lady's hand-" He sighed.

Chan lifted both his brows. "Just making sure, Your handsy when it comes to bums, like- um...I don't know, mine."

Jisung bypassed Chan stepping straight into your home but not before standing shoulder-to-shoulder with his hyung in a slight pause.

"That's because yours is my favorite, Hyung. And no one can ever replace you." He smoothes his hand over Chan's tight blue jeans and lands a smack so hard Chan tips forward.

You wheezed, having a front seat to the whole thing, the hand you were using to cover your hand was gently stolen from you and kissed sweetly by Jisung.

Silence, Your feet graced the floor once again; Chan hummed sweetly and purred, rubbing his nose to yours before his large back overtook your vision, leaving you to tilt your head around him to see Jisung.

You saw a twinkle in his eyes when you giggled; Jisung smirked, swiping away from Chan's keep. "Mine!" He ran a good distance before rubbing it in his hyung's face.

Worse, you had no choice but to wrap your arms around his neck as he held you like the stolen princess you were.

Heated, Chan pushed a not-so-friendly smile Jisung's way in an attempt not to scare you. "Alright. Alright. Very funny. Come on now." He was calmy, strutting over with wide arms to take you back.

Jisung dodged his arms and kissed your cheek. "Mwah!" His lips curved into a cheeky grin. You could see the steam coming out of Hyung's ears. "Jealous?" He purred against your chubby cheek.

"You should stop-" You cautioned Hannie, a worried expression written on your face.

Chris's smile was long gone, tilting his head. "I'm gonna break ya fingers."

When the smile drops, Jisung releases you to get on his knees. " I was joking! Joking! I'm sorry!"

While Chris dealt with Jisung, you escaped to the kitchen-The fridge was opened..weird it was closed earlier.

You pushed the door to close it-

"Ow! What the-" Yongbok popped up, closing the door, and the distance between you two. "What are you doing up so late, Buttacup?" He brought you in by your chubby waist, loving how soft and squishy you are- but out of respect, He doesn't let his hands squeeze you even if they are aching too.

You should ask how he got into your house!?

You gasped. "Chan was hungry-" You held your breath at Felix's cologne wafting off his adam's apple; he's so close you can make out each freckle on his rosy cheeks. "He-We umm." Goodness, look at those eyes.

You kept your screams in your throat and fangirling in your head, crafting the illusion that you were utterly sane in front of your crush.

"Burgahs?" Yongbok answered his own question via a missed text message for Binnie.

Why is it so hard not to stare? You watched his brows pinch, and his thumb typed away. His outfit didn't match his smile; the rocker attire fried your already mushy lovesick brain paired with this inky black hair color, a new style to you and hands down is a winner in your poor innocent heart. Sh! Pretend for the story! His Hands are immense...and kind of pretty. Ah! Yn, you greedy pervert, You should be lucky; chan even married you, and you have the nerve to look at another man...

"It looks like your hubby is cravin..."He whipped out a blue raspberry lollipop snatching off the wrapper before popping the candy in his mouth.

"Buttacup?" The boy ogled at your cute, zoned-out expression, a slight pout to those plump lips, and oddly enough, your stare tracked to his hand.

The nickname alone powered the heat overgrowing in your round cheeks but his voice...it's..it's

"Not fair." You gasped, covering your mouth. "Excuse me, My mind was somewhere else." You apologized for zoning out; He simply smiled and repeated- "It looks like your hubby is craving..." Yongbok wiggled his phone, displaying the message on the dim screen.

The blue raspberry stained his mouth as he kept the stick between his teeth. "Are you coming along? I know Chris hates leaving you unguarded if it isn't necessary." His smile failed to reach his eyes for the "Joke." punchline.

Yongbok brushed past you taking his leave into the living room; what you didn't know was Yongbok's eyes straying far too long at your exposed back.

Tell me if you want a part two.

[thelunarsystemwrites]

We just hit 150 followers!!

Thank you all VERY much! I've had some terrible art block recently, but here's something! ^^

And, I just wanna thank some very nice people!!

@pepsifvcker23 My ao3 pal, my bud, my friend and guy I can talk to about our interests :] (May Tally Hall remain supreme)

@tobi-draws i don't know if you remember the moonstone family or not, but either way ahhghghg you're a really cool friend!

@inka-boi Mum, who immediately came to my rescue when I said I was feeling upset. Thank you for being there for me!!

@italic-doing-random-shit Again, immediately went and checked on me when I said I was having a pretty rough time! Thank you too!!

@nightmareishomophobic O thunk you're very funny, I like your blog, and I think we're on friend levels now??

@inkcat1987 I'M MOSTLY STAYING ON TUMBLR TO LISTEN TO YOU ABT YOUR AU I LOVE LISTENING ABOUT AUSS!!

@dtdrawz moots, friends, I like looking at your srt and it inspires me. ^^

Again, thank you everyone! And have a pleasant day!!

[letmeseaoc]

❤️🤙🏻🌸🌊auss

[kquil]

hiii! Can I request a 🧁? I think I already have- but I did it wrong? I'm so sorry if you got this twice...

I'm 5'3 - with dark brown hair with caramel highlights - tan skin - and dark brown eyes, I'm an ENTP & Hufflepuff... I'm smart, loving, kind and energetic! I like to read, listen to music, horse riding and hang out with my friends...

I have a quiet money aesthetic/chic aesthetic and I speak fluent French!! (I love your writing and I love this event that you're hosting!)

Have a nice day!!

don’t worry darling, you requested it right the first time but i’ll be responding through this second ask if that’s alright with you

thank you so much for the congratulations and im so sorry this took so long to get out to you, i hope you like who i ended up shipping you with and welcome to the marauders era side of the harry potter fandom hehe~

I ship you with Regulus Black

i. regulus loves how caring and kind you are, he doesn’t care if he is criticised by other slytherins for dating a hufflepuff; the majority of them can’t even look him in the eyes anyway, as the only heir to the Black family. you care for him like no other person has in his life and he’s ashamed to admit that after getting a taste of it, he craves it every single day but only from you, you are the singular being he would stay orbiting forever. seeing you care for animals and children so naturally, it’s easy for him to see a future with you that’s full to bursting with love and happiness and laughter, the way all ideal marriages should be — he wants all of that with you, he’ll make sure of it. 

ii. the two of you go horse riding together and it’s always the best of fun. it started off as you wanting to introduce him to your horse and then teaching him how to befriend and care for horses and now he has regular outings with you, just you, where you ride horses together, sharing smiles and laughter all the while. he cherishes every second of it. 

iii. the dynamic between you two is that you stand at the front, happy, smiling and his perfect love as he stands to your side but also behind you, close enough to hold your hand and, if he wanted to, lean his head on your shoulder. he looks at you with so much love that his face lights up with a warmth that all others are too shocked to comprehend. if anyone dares try to talk badly to you or try to ruin your day somehow and he can see it coming, you bet he’ll be the first person to get in their way, stopping them in their tracks with an icy glare and deep-set frown, silently daring them to their worse and see what happens…

iv. when he found out you spoke fluent french, he was ecstatic to regale you with all the sweet, loving words he could muster in the beautiful language daily. he took full advantage of it, whispering in your ear innocently but with a smirk on his lips and even blurting out a ‘tu es toujours auss belle, mon cœur’ in front of your friends or other groups of people, just to see your flustered expression. he had no fear because nobody else would understand. it was a secret language, a secret way of communication between you two and that made it special for him. It was also a relief to finally be able to express his deep love for you in the open in some way. you never expected him to be so bold as he was usually so reserved and silent in his affections but now you understood why he was brothers with sirius blackv. not that you needed his approval but he adores your quiet money/chic style of fashion, it was a fashion style that perfectly matched his and it was just another way of confirming to his love-deprived, aching heart that you two were meant to be together. yes, it’s a superficial and convoluted reason to pair you two together but the little things were more romantic to him than the bigger gestures or the stereotypical signs for true love — what you two had was special, you were special and that’s all he’ll ever accept because it’s what you deserve. he loves you soooo much…

1K MILESTONE EVENT : CLOSED | NAVI.

[goncharov-propaganda-factory]

THE NEW YORK TIMES

Knotting "among most significant challenges to post-Vietnam America", scientists say

WASHINGTON, DC | August 3rd 1976

Hundreds of high school graduates suffered traumatic injury and PTSD in the jungles of southeast asia. For many, knotting is the only relief they can find. "I saw bodies piled up in ditches. I got shipped to firebase Charlie-29 with my best bud from back home. We were gonna cross the country on a road trip... now all i got of him is this picture," said Morwen Thistie, a 20-year old man who was among the last evacuated from Saigon during its fall to North Vietnamese forces last year. Morwen continued, "knotting's all I have. Everyone from my unit does. I guess it's kinda a shared experience, though that's kinda [expletive removed]". And Morwen is not alone in feeling angry. Across the country-- in rural and urban areas, Democratic and Republican, East and West Coast-- young men are calling for their elected representatives to take effective and humanitarian action to address the knotting crisis. "My clients, drafted into a war that brutalized and traumatized them for no benefit, are now being criminalized for knotting by the very government that allowed it in the first place. And frankly, that is shameful." reads the public statement of Kevin G. Auss, a lawyer working *pro bono* for a group of men suing the New York prosecutor over knotting charges. Auss, himself a former knotter, says that such a pathway is not only the moral option-- it's also the only feasible option. "If we don't address the knotting epidemic that we created, who knows where we'll be in ten years?" Auss said during our interview with him (see page A9 "knotting). The *Times* contacted the Department of Defense for this story, who declined to comment.

[anonymous12crazy]

Dans la jalousie, uniquement toi & moi

Inoxtag et toi étiez meilleurs amis vous fesiez énormément de vidéos pour sa chaîne youtube et la tienne aussi, tu l'avais connu à un meetup fans , un jour inoxtag décide de t'ignorer du jour au lendemain sans te donner aucunes nouvelles ...

T/p : Inoxtag tu peux pas m'ignorer pour rien ! Qu'est que j'ai fais de mal je t'en supplie dis le moi!

Inoxtag: ....

( il ne répondit pas et te fixa avec un regard sombre )

T/p : pourquoi tu te comporte comme un enfant de 5 ans à bouder dans ton coin sérieusement?

Inoxtag : eh bah tu fais que de-

*Pidi arrive et te regarde , elle prend la main d'inoxtag et lui dit *

Pidi: Inoxtag valouzz et moi on te cherche depuis des siècles, le tournage commence dans 3 minutes que fesez tu?

Inoxtag: je suis désolé j'ai eu un obstacle devant mon chemin .

*il te regarde en disant ces mots et s'en va *

( tu te retrouve maintenant toute seule dans son studio)

T/p : si il ne me dis pas ce qu'il ne va pas je le découvrirai moi même.

* tu commence à fouiller son studio espérant trouver quelque chose*

T/p : des cartes Pokémons? , des papiers de nourritures...?

*soudainement tu entend quelq'un fermer à clé le studio et t'attraper par les hanches*

Inoxtag: hm sympa de fouiller dans mon studio, tu n'avais pas d'autres choses à faire princesse?

T/p : je je... c'était le seule moyen de découvrir pourquoi tu m'ignore !

Inoxtag: je t'ignore car tu parle avec ces bouffons!

T/p: Michou et lebouseuh?...

*inoxtag commence à t'embrasser et te pousse contre la porte , tu lâche un gémissement*

*il commence à chuchoter des choses dans t'es oreilles , des choses que seule toi serait capable d'entendre*

T/p: tu es mon meilleur ami inox , pourquoi fais tu ça ?

Inoxtag : Parce que je t'aime putain ! Tu m'appartient, et je ferais en sorte que tu le sache.

*Il commence à t'embrasser le cou et te retirer ton t-shirt*

T/p: i-inox... pas ici...

Inoxtag: continue de crier mon nom ... c'est comme de la musique à mes oreilles ..

*il retire ton soutien gorge avec un seul clic , et commence à retirer ces habilles*

T/p : Inox.., ils vont nous entendre..

Inoxtag: je m'en fou .. ils sauront à qui tu appartient.

*Inox ce trouve torse nue devant toi , il rapproche son visage au tien il approfondi le baiser, vos langues font des batailles sans s'arrêter..*

T/p : Inox!

Inoxtag : t'aime bien ça mon cœur ? T'aime bien quand je t'embrasse comme sa?

*t'es gémissements deviennent de plus en plus forts et tu commence à perdre la tête*

Inoxtag: putain .. je pourrais t'embrasser comme sa toute la journée...

T/p : tu devrai pas faire tout ça par jalousie tu sais très bien je t'aime inox et que-

*inoxtag t'embrasse avant que tu ne finisse ta phrase*

Inoxtag: Ta gueule.. putain je m'en fou ! Je veux pas que d'autres mec te touche t'es à moi tu m'appartient !

*Valouzz toque à la porte*

Valouzz : Inoxtag ça fais 4 fois on t'appelle tu fais quoi dedans? on à un tournage dans 1 minutes , sort !

*Inoxtag te chuchote à l'oreille en ce re habillant*

Inoxtag: t'inquiète je sais t'apprécier bien , mais je continuerai ce soir mon coeur mais seulement si tu est sage ...

*il t'embrasse une dernière fois*

Inoxtag: ce soir tu ne regretteras pas...

T/p : Inoxtag ... je t'aime..

*inoxtag déverrouille la porte et te regarde*

Inoxtag: je t'aime auss-

*valouzz le prend par l'oreille*

Valouzz : on à un tournage à faire imbécile et toi tu prend tout ton temps!

Inoxtag: ARRRRGRHHHH TU FAIS MAL FRÉRO !!!

T/p: Oula... y'en n'a un il est pas content...

(MESSAGES DE L'AUTEUR)

je vous laisse imaginer la suite

Je fais d'autres épisodes ??

[pixelateddork]

Raaa I wanna talk about my silly auss

[triangularitydubs]

Haiiii i love your beetlejax and cross digital circus auss. However may i ask,is the cross digital circus based off of xtale? :3

Hello! I'm always grateful for people who take interest in my small aus and ideas, so Thank you so much!! ^^

Yes, Cross Digital Circus is based off of Xtale. I want to make it a little more original though.

I don't think its gonna go into a whole Underverse style bit. Just a controlling AI trying to make the perfect world, but failing miserably.

[somerandomscath]

Part 1

Once - there was a realm known as the doodlesphere, within that realm existed a protector.

There was a secondary realm in the multiverse, known as the anti-void, home of the destroyer of everything.

However, lets turn back - before the story started.

there was once a sans - one of extreme power, was travelling the multiverse - as they would stumble upon a.. white void?..

he would attempt to escape, however - he would notice.. he couldnt.

eventually - century after century, he would begin to go mad.. seemingly losing the concept of time, as he would begin to "Glitch", being in this void for so long made him begin to think..

"EVERYTHING.. EVERYONE.."

"THEY LEFT ME..."

"THERE SHOULD ONLY BE ONE.."

"AND THAT ONE.."

"IS ME!"

As he would say this, strings would wrap around the anti-void, discovering his ability - he would grin..

eventually, he would find ways to destroy universe after universe...

till - he would meet the protector of all UNIVERSES, someone named ink...

Ink: Hello.. so called Destroyer, i heard you've been causing a ruckus..

Ink: Look here... from now on, if you destroy ONE more Universe, i'll be forced to stop you..

Error would snare at ink - before attempting to slice him with strings, ink blitzing him in a quick movement.

Ink: Look here destroyer! Ink: I have a.. truce for you! Ink: if you stop destroying, then i wont bother you anymore!

Error Would begin to smile, before saying

Error: Thats a good deal you have there.. now that i think about it, this whole "destroying gimmick" is pretty boring.. ( lying )

Error: So.. i accept your truce..

Ink: Alrighty!

Ink sans would turn into an orb of ink - him then dashing outside the timeline in a nigh-instant. Error teleporting away to the Anti-Void, summoning a bean-bag chair and sitting down.

Error: Lets see who's gonna be the last one laughing.. heheheheheheh..HAHAHHAHAHAH! -------------------------------------- Next Page