#autistic hilson

[halfsizehellboy]

i love when autistics date each other and have nearly opposite sensory/support needs because it's hilarious. House does not recognize emotions well and struggles with connection, but obviously feels deeply and easily despite adamantly denying it. Wilson is, get this, hypoempathetic like house but sensory-seeks the empathetic feelings; which is why he's good at breaking news. he enjoys playing emotion!! he likes acting!! and i think acts of service and gift-giving is just love language, and he just doesn't differentiate platonic and romantic attraction easily (multiple ex-wives yet devoted to house, and love languages are extended to patients and especially ones he's friends with).

wilson likes old movies, and many of the things house does, but unlike house he's not shown to listen to loud music constantly; he doesn't like or need the auditory stimulation. he doesn't stim as much as house, but that could be also that he doesn't stim the way house does. he doesn't need that much external processing, while house plays with toys and rubber bands and his cane. i think wilson just moves a lot, wiggling his fingers or the like. personally i think he'd bite things a lot but he's spent a long time coasting through as normal and he has a reputation to uphold. House is never safe, though. something something sensory needs and distraction pain are the perfect excuse.

wilson needs just his long self-care routine to not change, and a couple other constants like house and his office. i think he likes to be efficient. house thrives on the consistency of a created chaos, mainly i think he's au-dhd and thats why, he cant have things the exact same too long without going bonkers. his office and his apartment are controlled spaces that stay the same, and other things can be wild for stimulation. They have enrichment time in their enclosure(s) with their bets and manipulation games. wilsons office is a better darkroom for quiet time. i cant stop thinking about this

[dick-chugger]

Seriously why are the people on this sub kind of funny sometimes

[junipum]

yeah biggest warning i can give is do NOT watch house if you’re neurodivergent. you will not be able to escape its claws. your age or profession or interests do NOT matter. it will take over your life and soon you’ll be making a separate blog just for house and that’s just the start…

[pop-squeak]

incredibly neurotypical thing to say

[housethemd]

Once again thinking about House + food issues

House grew up in a household where “if you were two minutes late for dinner, you didn’t eat.” It follows there would have been other rules surrounding food, likely things like “this is what’s for dinner, eat it or you don’t eat” and “you have to finish what’s on your plate.”

I feel like this would be a possible explanation for why he steals Wilson’s food so often.

House is conditioned to eat whatever is on his plate and finish it. House is smart guy though, and would likely find work arounds to his own issues/behaviours, ie: if it’s not on HIS plate the rules don’t apply.

It would explain why House sometimes eats off Wilson’s plate and sometimes gets his own. If House likes what’s available in the cafeteria and feels he can finish a portion of it he makes Wilson buy him lunch.

However, if he is unsure if he likes what’s available he’ll eat off Wilson’s plate and if he doesn’t like it it’s okay because it isn’t his meal, there is no pressure to eat more.

Same goes for if House isn’t particularly hungry but recognizes he should eat something (could be lots of reasons for this but gotta throw in my personal headcanon of autistic House having poor interoception so he doesn’t always feel hunger, thirst etc but will sometimes go “I haven’t eaten in a while, I probably should.”) and so he tries a bite of Wilson’s food and if he likes it, he steals half. The small portion is more manageable when he is experiencing low appetite and is less stressful to need to finish.

[sarcasstic-jpmvr]

[requiderium]

could you draw house and Wilson going to a monster truck rally

<333 ty

i love ur art btw

This is more unserious than I could have made it but I hope it tickles your fancy... And thank you! It means so so much that people enjoy the things I create.

[buckysoldatbarnes]

Not only does House being autistic and queer make sense, it thematically and emotionally fulfills the heart of the show. Firstly, almost every aspect of House's character makes more sense through the lens of him being on the spectrum, and the fact that they literally pointed this out in the autism episode but refused to commit to confirming it is emblematic to a misunderstanding and disrespect to what autism is (the show thinking oh house has autistic traits but he has to be his own unique thing, or that an autistic character couldn't be as complex as him). But we knew that.

The thesis of House MD is, what happens when someone refuses to follow societal rules? When someone is brutally honest, goes against authority, has no filter, and does everything their own way? House tests this in every episode- when the stakes are high, will he still push the boundaries? Will he self destruct? Will he get away with it? and also in every episode, the PATIENT is also outside social norms in some way. They have an unusual lifestyle, career, personality, or sexuality, and usually their "difference" is making them sick, or they have an underlying medical condition that is causing it. It usually destroys their personal lives, but ultimately the "thing" they commit to is what makes them happy.

This is the medical, or "main plot" core of the show. The emotional "B Plot" answers the question- When someone (House) refuses to follow societal rules and can never be "normal" (his addiction and disability), can he still have a lasting relationship? Can he still be happy? Every single season tries to answer this question. For a while Cuddy is the answer, until the show disproves this. But from the first episode to the last, Wilson is there, always emotionally pushing house to be vulnerable, to improve his life. Every season tests their relationship, but wilson always comes back. Just like House, he's not normal.

Being queer and autistic explains much House's  difficulties with conventional norms and conventional (heteronormative) relationships. When we do see House have sex, it's a weighty moment of emotional vulnerability, because most of the time sex is a mechanical act for him. He rarely has a girlfriend, never dates. We barely ever even see him have sex, but he makes a big deal out of hiring hookers for companionship (and comphet) because he cant form a meaningful lasting relationship with anyone but wilson.  The thesis question of the show is "Can House be happy?". Wilson is the answer.

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[greghatecrimes]

SURPRISE! The promised crack video arrives! >:) Happy International Lesbian Day!

This one goes out to not only my fellow House MD-loving lesbians, but especially to the lesbians in the writers' room. We see you, and we bask in the many gifts that you have given us. Real recognizes real. ;) Also, a special thank you to my buddy @childrenofmalkav for beta-watching this nonsense <3

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[vicodyn]

WHY IS HOUSE MD JUST SO👹👹👹 A FRIEND GOT ME TO WATCH IT AND NOW FULL OBSSED ( I have a House shrine on my wall now) WHAT IS IT WITH OLD MAN YAOI BEING JUST SO DHDHUDEBUDBRHDBEISNXJEHEI

Me discovering House MD btw

[0ccams-chainsaw]

headcannon that house is a cutie pie

[speakincodes]

What is people's fascination with naming every person with perceivable low empathy a sociopath?? I could go on and on about how house cares deeply for so many people, it's just that there's a big difference between house and Wilson's empathy

Wilson is known for loving everyone but he loves people in the bigger picture and struggles to care about people more individually. For example, his many wives and how they ended or him assuming the worst in house so many times.

But house ignores people at the bigger picture, caring about every single person does him no good although individually he cares about so many people and expresses that to everyone differently. He compliments chase, checks in on Cameron, pushes foreman to be better, and is always there for Wilson and the list continues for his patients and later ducklings too.

PLEASE learn what a sociopath is, clearly house is just autistic 😁

[spro-o]

CW: suggestive / shirtless men

House the typa guy to grope Wilson at any chance he gets ❤️ love is love

my comms are open!!

featuring my rendition of this classic:

[housethemd]

My headcanons for a 2024(ish) House MD (self indulgent sorrysorry)

- House is canonically bisexual, and instead of hookers (or maybe as well as) he’s very open about his Tinder/Grindr hookups.

- Wilson is still a closet case, somehow. All his friends are queer, he is very active as an ally, but has somehow not figured it out. He even has little pride flags in his office pencil holder.

- Cuddy is a lesbian, she and House still flirt for funsies (worth noting I think her and House still had a one night stand in college before she came out, prompting a running joke that sex with House turned her into a lesbian)

- Chase goes viral on twitter (X) when he starts live tweeting House’s antics during DDx’s (his handle is @thataussiedoc and all his DDx tweets are tagged #mycrazyboss)

- The ducklings make tiktok videos when they don’t have a case. The first time House catches them they are expecting him to call them idiots or throw them out of the DDx room, but instead he joins them. Cue House doing a hilarious tiktok dance.

- Non-binary Thirteen my beloved

- Foreman plays Pokemon Go

- House gets a Nintendo Switch for his office so he can game in there, and when forced to go do clinic duty switches to handheld mode

- House and Kutner will game together when they don’t have a case

- There is a PPTH Diagnostics Dept. Discord server

- Foreman hates Apple products

- Cameron has one of those rainbow pins that says “you’re safe with me” she wears on her white coat

- House learns Gen Z slang and spends an entire episode talking exclusively in it - and everyone else is left trying to piece together what he’s saying

- House is canonically autistic but it only comes out during “Lines in the Sand” or similarly themed episode. I feel like either Chase or Foreman get snippy during the DDx and makes a muttered, offhand comment about House, something to the effect of “yeah well maybe you have autism too” and House is like “well duh.” They spend the rest of the episode approaching the other ducklings, Wilson, etc about how they feel, now that they know that House has autism only to be met with general indifference. Maybe it ends when they go to Cuddy and she reminds them what a great doctor House is and all that and eventually they are forced to confront their own internalized ableism.

- PPTH definitely has a float in the pride parade every year

- Chase plays Among Us

- Lesbian Cameron but also CompHet. Like the first couple seasons she hasn’t figured it out yet.

- Hilson is absolutely made canon at some point

I told you they were self indulgent. Might reblog to add more as I think of them!

[sarcasstic-jpmvr]

How often do y‘all think House told showed Wilson he loved him during their last five months?

I love you, as they are putting on their helmets to go on a drive.

I love you, as they sit across each other and House steals his fries.

I love you, as they both drunkenly stumble into a shitty single motel-room with a couch, a TV and double-bed with nightstands on each side.

I love you, as he finds a Monster Truck rally on the small TV and watches Wilson‘s eyes get a little brighter when remembering the time before.

I love you, as he watches Wilson‘s head slowly come to rest on his shoulder and suggest getting some sleep on the bed because his leg can‘t handle nights on the couch anymore, Wilson.

I love you, as he slings an arm across Wilson‘s thorax and feels his ribs through the thin shirt he‘s wearing, making House hold him a little tighter.

I love you, as he makes Macademia Nut Pancakes with corn syrup and sets a plate in front of Wilson.

I love you, as he brushes Wilson‘s sweaty hair from his forehead after the coughing made him throw up the little breakfast he had.

I love you, as he gently brushes a hand up his back to lend support when the tightness in Wilson‘s chest leaves him breathless.

I love you, as he holds both of Wilson‘s hands and does some breathing exercises with him while Wilson is gasping for a breath that just won‘t fill his lungs.

I love you, as he makes up excuses to stop more frequently because he sees Wilson swerve slightly on the road behind him.

I love you, as he brushes a small kiss on Wilson‘s forehead, before leaving for the nearest clinic.

I love you, as he steals enough morphine for the both of them.

I love you, as he looks at his Wilson and sees the slight smile of relief before the light in his eyes dims and he hears the final exhale.

I love you, as he enters the syringe in his own vein and pushes the plunger in with no hesitation, closing his eyes and welcoming the darkness with open arms.

I love you, he says, when they‘re reunited and hold each other tightly for the rest of their eternity.