Powerglide: Moonracer, are you still the best sharp shooter in the galaxy?
Moonracer: *shoots at Decepticon without looking*
Powerglide: Cool.
Moonracer: Now watch me shoot all these Decepticons while I read Hunger Games.
Powerglide: I don't think...
Moonracer: *shoots down all Decepticons* Man, Katniss Everdeen is so badass.
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Meet Powerglide
Full Name: Powerglide of Fygalato
Date of Forging: Mon: 10 / Del 02 / Stellar Cycle: 1480AH
Favourite Colour: Red ("...but not like that Side Burn guy. Dude's a weirdo even in a family full of weirdoes" - Powerglide, five seconds before an unexplained blue blurr put him into a nearby trashcan.)
Hobbies/Likes: Flirting, Stunt Flying
Dislikes/Fears: All his girlfriends finding out about each other ("does NOT end well")
-Powerglide's one of those guys who tests potential catchphrases during his school years. Right now he's going with "And aWAAAAAAAAY we go!"
-Ever since his various girlfriends figured out their connection and gave him the boot, he hasn't been able to find another romantic relationship.
-There is evidence that suggests he wasn't a born flier like most jetformers, including his indignation when the question is posed to him.
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Bot Buddy the Dinobot who has a crush on Bumblebee
SFW, Platonic, Slight Romance, Cybertronian reader
G1
Buddy was created as one of the original dinobots.
She was the team’s scout/medic in training.
She is very curious about the other autobots and humans.
“Friend Chip, Buddy has question.”--Buddy
“Sure, what is it Buddy?”--Chip
Buddy points at his face.
“What are those on face?”--Buddy
“Oh, these are glasses. They help me see things.”--Chip
Buddy tilts her helm a bit.
“Chip, not see?”--Buddy
“I can see a bit, but these help me see things better.”--Chip
“Chip optics need repair? Buddy help! Buddy help! Chip wait here, Buddy get med kit! Buddy help friend Chip!”—Buddy
Later…
“Powerglide. Why Astoria call you ‘Baby--”--Buddy
“How about we stop talking.”--Powerglide
She has a bot of the week she follows, usually it’s at random. No one knows who the lucky bot will be. There isn’t much room for rejection as they don’t want to deal with an angry Grimlock.
There is one bot however, that sees more of Buddy than any other bot on the Ark.
Bumblebee.
It was a common sight to see the larger dinobot trailing behind the smaller yellow minibot, like a duckling following its mother.
Bumblebee did find it a bit strange how Buddy hung out around him much more than the others, but he wrote it off as her being herself.
Plus, it was almost a guarantee for back up in case any Cons decided to show up!
Starscream pointing his null ray at Bumblebee.
“Too late Autobot! For I, Starscream, have finally—AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!”--Starscream
Buddy jumps at the Seeker and clamps her jaw on his servo.
“Thanks Buddy!”--Bumblebee
Buddy turns and gives him a proud smile before going back to beat up Starscream.
Jazz and Prowl walk up behind Bumblebee.
“Gotta hand it to ya Bee, you sure know how to pick ‘em.”--Jazz
“What do you mean?”--Bumblebee
“What do you mean? You and Buddy being--”--Prowl
SLAM!
The three Autobots look over at Buddy body slamming Starscream to the ground.
“She the best friend a bot could ask for!”--Bumblebee
“…”--Prowl
“…”--Jazz
Everyone and their cat know that she has a thing for Bumblebee.
Bets have already been placed on who will confess and how.
Even Grimlock knows!
The Dinobot leader approves of the relationship and wants Buddy to confess already. He doesn’t push Buddy to confess, but rather strongly suggests the idea because this is killing him.
Grimlock, Wheeljack, Prowl and Jazz watch Buddy listening to Bumblebee ramble about his outing with Spike.
She has a lovesick look on her face plate.
“How can he not see her making ‘gushy’ optics at him?”--Jazz
“Gushy?”--Grimlock
“Human term big guy.”--Wheeljack
“Didn’t you finally have that talk with her about confessing?”--Prowl
“Yes.”--Grimlock
“Is she going to do it?”--Prowl
“No.”--Grimlock
“Why?!”—Wheeljack, Prowl, and Jazz
“Buddy says ‘Not time’. Grimlock respect Buddy decision.”--Grimlock
“Wha—That’s actually very thoughtful of you Grimlock.”--Wheeljack
Grimlock puffs his chassis a bit at the compliment.
Buddy giggles a bit at something Bumblebee said.
“Maybe the suffering will end soon…”—Jazz
“Doubt that at this rate…”--Prowl
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