#b22 riddler

[mintoblobo]

Gotham’s Pretty Guardian who fights for Justice and Love

[susandsnell]

me when I'm minding my business in the city when suddenly crazy frog has once again escaped captivity

[zer0expektation]

I think my favorite thing that just happens in Batman stories is when the main rogue involved is a little bit in love w Batman

[rainierest]

Sorry for the lack of art I’ve been super busy with school + zine drawing… but here’s a little color experiment I did with Ed hehe

[mouseratz]

I'm not ready for the batman 2 because my white ass will be endlessly compared to Paul Dano again

[hiero-green]

god i need a light brown wig so bad i HAVE to cosplay riddler someday, i KNOW i have the face for him

[clownprince]

anyway just to make my stance absolutely clear: this blog is 100% NOT a safe space for b22 riddler haters

[mirtifero]

I feel like I tend to describe characters as "selfish" a lot but PLEASE believe me when I say that b22 riddler is too misinterpreted and is in fact a very selfish individual and that his motivations are of personal benefit because them the movie makes so much more sense

[yanderevictim]

we have such an unhealthy obsession with the riddler from the b22 movie. it's insane

[taromies]

hi hello im new here and would love some new mutuals/blogs to follow so please like/reblog if you post any of this stuff so I can follow you!!

the batman

riddlebat

paul dano

bill hader

it

evil dead

bruce campbell

reanimator

horror in general

tbh I'll probably follow you if you post whatever I just wanna pad out my feed lmao

[connerluthorkent]

Sunday Six

"So, from what you are suggesting," Oswald says slowly, becoming increasingly agitated in his own disbelief, "you don't know the Riddler?" 

"That new whack job, with the chicken-scratch riddles and bad Spanish? Nah, never met the guy," Oz waves his cigar dismissively in the air. "Although, I guess he did have a hand in taking down that rat fink Falcone, huh? Cleared the path for old Oz to finally take his piece of the pie. I should send him a card down at the looney bin." 

"Fascinating," Ed mutters from beside Oswald, attention rapt in a way that makes Oswald scowl.

[mintoblobo]

snookums <3

[susandsnell]

im sorry to drop a fuck marry kill with men into a lesbians box but um ok. fuck marry kill: scarecrow:nolan verse. JOKER:joaquin phoenix. the riddler: THE BATMAN.

Fuck / Marry / Kill

cinthia why are you the funniest person alive. this has cursed me for seven generations.

Okay this is going to be my most "hear me out" of all "hear me outs" except for one answer, but you knew that when you put this insanity in my inbox.

Fuck: deep inhale. I am prepared to accept bullying for this for the rest of my life from you, and that's okay, I'm at peace with my fate. okay okay so. I am not in any way, shape or form attracted to The Batman's Riddler/Edward Nashton. HOWEVER. This man is so fucking bizarre and funny that the reason I'd go for it is literally just to see what would happen. Like, we're talking a scientific approach here. That and I'm good at puzzles, and, idk, I like when men are pathetic like Flik from A Bug's Life so I feel like it'd at least be entertaining. Besides which @bethjohanssen literally once said Reeveseverse/B22 Riddler "looks like a sad lesbian" so it's easier to pretend.

Marry: Easiest answer if you've looked at my blog for more than 5 minutes. Dr. Jonathan Crane, you are my horror movie gothic supervillain blorbo for life in (almost) any iteration, including the funniest possible one where your plots don't add up, you change roles constantly, pop up places you shouldn't, and serve massive amounts of cunt while being the most compelling guy around who isn't named Harvey Dent while being given comparatively so little. He likes lawyers canonically so him and me will hit it right off, and despite very contrasting personalities, I think we'd actually get along okay? I can prep him for his career changes, we can be literary nerds together, and whatever I lack in terms of physical interest in him, I can make up for by being juuuust messed up enough for him to have material for ages. Plus marriage will help with taxes for a guy who takes so many varying gigs all the time! Also you can easily control this Scarecrow by pulling his hair.

And if Nashton is lesbian adjacent, whooooo boy Nolan!Crane...

Kill: Second easiest answer. I do hate to let you down, but since 2019 and through to the present day, I did Not Care For Joker (2019). Phoenix turns in a perfectly serviceable performance, but I find the character's writing to be the apotheosis of cringey SOCIETYYYY~ Flanderization that the Joker gets in pop culture, his tragedy is kind of so overdone it turns into the Frank Grimes episode of the Simpsons halfway through, and he's not nearly funny or compelling enough to balance this out. There's something viscerally unappealing about this version which may be The Point, but also makes this call a lot easier. I'm also just genuinely Not A Joker Person (I love Harley too much) (oversaturation), so this decision was going to be made regardless, but Phoenix Joker is about to Get What He Fucking Deserves (for his movie giving me a massive headache when I saw it in theatres).

thank you so much, I laughed my head off over this

[forevercloudnine]

i just wanted to say that i love your writing (both in your meta posts and on ao3). i entered the batman fandom through b22, but it was your riddler (and riddlebat) posts that really kickstarted my current hyperfixation with the batman comics (specifically those involving the riddler bc he’s quickly become my favourite character Of All Time (most variants of him at least)). and i‘ve just gotten to the (currently) last chapter of “brilliant analytical minds” and i’ve loved every word of it so far. such a wonderfully charming portrayal of every character contained within. if more chapters are in the cards, i await them with excitement 💚🧩

💚🖤💚🖤 This is so sweet, thank you so much! Overjoyed that I was at all helpful at getting you into the comics, that's 100% the best result I could hope for from this blog. And more chapters BETTER be in the cards, because I'm only 2/3 of the way through my outline and I really want to be able to read the finished product through to the ending.

[rainierest]

Another drawing in the college au I always forget to mention that my drawings are a part of

[mouseratz]

b22 riddler literally makes me feel sick to look at some days guy who is literally my mental illness. I've never had that but it's like ohhh I feel the horrors through him. does anybody understand . I literally cannot finish year one I think I'm still gonna buy it in case I feel better in a little while bc I love the story but I cannot handle it rn I see him and I feel nauseous no exaggeration