#baby e talk

[fairyhaos]

a smol collection of joshua in that ittle cinnamoroll headband bc it elevated me to a whole new level of devastation

[matryoshkalex]

i forgot i started this in like april and never finished bc i got super busy with tmaynt but i suddenly remembered and finished it this week!!

i watched 2003 when i was in like? middle school and same as it never was stayed with me and was one of my favorite episodes because ive always been a fan of the darker and more angsty stuff. so i thought about 2012 in the sainw timeline and couldnt get it out of my head so. here they are. two versions because i couldnt decide which background i liked more

[jonathanbyersphd]

Does it ever drive you crazy?

Just how fast the night changes?

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

EVERYBODY BEHOLD THE CUTEST BOY E V E R OMG I SQUEALED, BABY MAN!!!!! NEW CYBIRD ART OF THE SILLY DROPPED THIS MORNING FOR HIS BIRTHDAY:

Link to the original post below!

[lilaccatholic]

Physically I'm here but mentally I'm clawing the eyes out of everyone who talks crap about their children on the internet and posts them in their most vulnerable moments for clout

[screechingfromthevoid]

*clenches teeth and fists* it's fine no one comments on how Dorian is more "lithe" than before. It's fine that he's not "nearly as bulky". It's fine that he doesn't sleep well then has to wake up just to be the sunny optimist the next day. It's fine that his strings are wound so tight that he's ready to snap.

It's fine that Dorian's health is being ignored. He's the new guy, right? Fresh faced? Not burdened by the trauma of the last few months, right?

[sunrisevariant]

the way y’all write ryo being intersex makes me want to play frogger on an interstate during rush hour

[glimblshanks]

Mmm, please consider, Lower Decks, but Boimler is a very recently out trans woman, and Mariner is a trans woman who's been out and transitioned for a while, and Beckett 'mentoring' Brad is actually just her being like "Come on girl, we're gonna get you on some E and then I'll show you all of the replicators best sweater patterns because you're about to be cold all the time."

[rofax]

I went and got my hair cut today, and to be clear I have a pixie cut so it doesn't take very long, and when I got home my 2 year old daughter flies over to me going, "MAMA!! I MISS MAMA! I MISSED MAMA!"

And then added, "Miss me?? Miss me?"

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[sexynetra]

Has this been done already

[messenger-of-stupidity]

Bro

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[umemiyan]

As the other resident old person I’m here to tell you you’re probably old but most definitely American :p I say plushie but I think stuffed animal is for sure an old American thing

damn, meemaw confirmed 🥲

i know pretty much all the kids now say "plushie" because my brother does but i just don't remember that from when i was younger??? like genuinely i cannot recall that terminology from any time before i was 18 lmao it's so crazy. so has it always been like that in other countries like the UK and stuff or??

also it's just... not my favorite term 🥲 i guess i'm being a hater but it sounds like baby/cutesy talk which i have issues with in regular settings/conversations LOL and i mean it makes sense because it's a children's toy first and foremost. it's truly just a me problem

[melodiesblue]

I watched dungeon meshi.

I get it now.

[coquelicoq]

me: how about...natori contracting some kind of youkai illness & matoba finding out about it & showing up to his set & natori dragging him off to his trailer bc it would be bad for his sparkly reputation to make the angry faces he feels coming on in front of his coworkers & matoba offering to help but in that smarmy condescending way that raises natori's hackles so he refuses but unfortunately he doesn't know how to cure it so matoba just keeps showing up every day & natori keeps carting him off to the trailer every time & being suuuuper cagey when people ask him who his visitor is & what if his coworkers get the wrong idea & matoba is fully aware of this & what if one day in the trailer natori reluctantly agrees to let matoba help him & matoba's like okay fine off with your shirt i gotta paint this spell circle on your bare chest & what if he's in the middle of doing that when they hear somebody opening the door to the trailer & obviously they don't want anyone to know what they're actually doing in there bc youkai-exorcist confidentiality so matoba's like no worries i got this & he KISSES NATORI omg classic kiss-as-misdirection trope & the person at the door is like whoops my b carry on gentlemen & after they've left natori is like wtf matoba????? & matoba's like well it's what they all thought we were doing anyway & your mouth was right there & it allowed me to cover the writing on your chest with my body & also you kiss people for a living so i figured it wouldn't be too complex for you & your part-time exorcist training to handle & natori recovers admirably quickly & is like WELL for your information that was a TERRIBLE kiss & no one is gonna buy that i professional makeout artist natori shuuichi would be swapping saliva with somebody on the reg without any of my considerable skill rubbing off on them & matoba's like so what do you propose we do about it & natori's like obviously i have to teach you how to kiss in case they come back -

the bedtime story fairy who thought this was gonna be an easy assignment: please just go to sleep im begging u have mercy ur brain cells are dying

[seokmattchuus]

Somebody throw eggs and flour at rain during his kcon set I b e g

[eerna]

words cannot describe how pissed i am that clementine is in canada like okay i guess she's just really never going to see aj again and also the idea that if that pregnant girl gives birth then that baby is just going to be an aj 2.0 and is just replacing the character we were supposed to protect for 3 whole seasons

THERE IS. THERE IS A PREGNANT GIRL?????? WHAT..... WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERY PERSON INVOLVED IN MAKING THIS