#baby on board

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[aliensupastar]

[darkmodechaoticlight]

Beel as a first time father

[NSFWish, its Beel]

Honestly I have an unreasonable need for Beel to be a good dad, and was fairly proficient at crotch fruit caring. I also have a headcannon that his baby (His name is Fenriz, or Fen for short) has baby versions of his powers, but the two his little baby head uses the most is his teleportation and hunger. -When Beel the ratking returns to Avisos one night, Bael was the one who barred him from Evie's room. Why was he stopping him? Evie is his wife she would be happy that he was back. -Bael would have to explain to him that she was giving birth. They had Gamigin attending her. -Beel is the damn king, hes going in. -As soon as hes in the room he gets something thrown at him, it breaking behind him. It was Evie who was holding Fen with one arm and ready to grab the chair next to her. No wonder Satan liked her like he does. -He ignores this fit and took the chair from her and sat down. He knew it was wrong to be away so long, but he did want his child born without anything bad to happen to her. Evie still annoyed but calming down enough to introduce Beel to his firstborn son. -Beel holds the Prince, scared at first. Evie helps him hold his head. His little horn bud was in the same place as Beels. Though he was pink. Evie said it was a baby human thing. Fen also seemed to be blond, though Evie also said that could be a human thing too since she was blond until seven, when her hair turned purple naturally. -BABY SMELL. (Yes he did sniff Fen when he first held him.) -Also breast milk smell. weirdly hes digging it. (Yes he did want a taste. Evie did offer him one of the fresh bottles of milk Evie expressed for Fen. He didn't like it.) -Evie is showering and hes attending Fen, holding him close and just surprised how big he is. Well, his mother does top out at 6"4 and from the stories her family were born big. But being 10 pounds? He was a whopper! He sat down on the seat and admired Fen, who was now sleeping nuzzled against his chest. A blessing he feels he doesn't deserve. Fen's tiny hand wrapped around his and he was smitten. -One might say Beel is hopelessly devoted to his baby.

[princesscatherineblog]

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge makes an official visit to Baker Street Underground Station on March 20, 2013 in London, England. 

[callsign-mongoose]

Bachelorette Bookclub

Pairing: Robert "BOB" Floyd x Reader (No use of Y/N)

Warnings: Drunk brunch with your brides maids, They are kinda bitches, a couple sexual jokes but most of this is fluff.

Word count: 1.5k (It's just a little Blurb)

Essentially, your celebrating your bachelorette brunch with your girls and the question of how you and your fiancé met comes up!

A/N: I just thought this was a cute idea! I've been struggling with writers block recently so please help if you have any ideas you really want someone to write! Send them to me!

On to the show

Mimosa buzzed giggles were being shared in the corner of the booth. Your closest girlfriends sitting around enjoying their 4th glass in their ultimately bottomless mimosas. 

Girl brunch had always been a part of the schedules no matter how they changed. Besides, no one was going to miss out on your bachelorette party. It was a rather simple idea, everything about the wedding was simple and you and your fiancé Bob liked it that way.  A girls weekend at a nearby hotel, it was more about enjoying the time spent together than getting plastered bar crawling for one night. 

From just over the flowerbeds sectioning off the patio of the restaurant from the rest of the hotel, a crowd of guys came bounding through wearing their swim trunks and holding towels chanting, “Pool Bar! Pool Bar! Pool Bar!” The group seemed to be almost carrying one man in the middle who seemed like he was simply embarrassed to be there. His cheeks all red, shaking his head laughing as his friends continued to pull him down the hall. 

It was your man, your fiancé, your Bob. You never knew how he managed to stay so docile and sweet when surrounded by so many brash impulsive men. You had become close with the rest of Bobs team, Natasha was a given, she was the first right of passage, everyone else was just entertainment. As much as you loved them, they weren’t anything that you’d want to spend every day with. 

Your friends had started to giggle once again as they watched the horde of a Batchelor party run by. “He really is… a catch hon.” Lydia, one of your bridesmaids commented before turning to Adyson giving her a look. It was very clear her words were condescending, and it wasn’t appreciated. “Yeah… babes you could have done so much better, look at him, has he ever had fun a day in his life? He looks like the human embodiment of a piece of paperwork… his friends are hot though and look like so much fun.” A fit of laughter and sexual comments erupted from the group of drunk women as they fawned over Bobs coworkers. 

“Hold on, hold on, we need to at least let her defend her pick.” Lexi, your maid of honor spoke up, clearly not having the rest of the parties’ rude comments. “Remember who the one getting married is, at least our bride can hold a stable relationship.” Lexi shot Adyson and Lydia a look that made them immediately shut up as they had both been known to find new lovers every week. “Why don’t you tell them how you and Bob met, that’s such a cute story. It perfectly encapsulates the relationship you have with your soon to be Hubby.” 

A light flush crossed your cheeks, grateful that Lexi had been able to reign in the chaos that had been caused by the alcohol, “Fine fine, I’ll tell it… I’m surprised you can’t recite it yourself by now Lexi” You teased placing your mimosa glass down. 

“Well, it started because I was hunting down a book for a class that I was taking. A recommendation from the professor…”

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“Haust, Heidi, come on where’s Heinlein.” Your fingers brushed over the spines of the books as you glanced at the authors names. The authors name sounded so foreign in your mind now that you had repeated it about 10,000 times over trying not to forget. 

The spine had been worn in but the name of the book could be read enough to tell, that was it, The Tunnel In The Sky. Lifting your hand to pull it off the shelf a larger hand grazed over yours, rough finger pads just barely kissing your knuckles before pulling away. “Oh.. sorry, I didn’t realize-“ 

He was handsome, but that was one of the last things you noticed about him. Eyes scanning his plain gray crewneck, then to his dark blue baseball cap, noticing how his hair was peaking out around the sides, very clearly pushed down against his head. Blue eyes seemed to fit the man, captivating and friendly, even if his facial expression was concerned about their interaction.

Perhaps the most interesting about him was the fact that the stranger hadn’t even tried to grab the book again, simply stepping back to allow you to take dibs, pulling it off the shelf. 

“It seems like we’ve both got good taste huh?” You said trying to break the rather awkward silence that had thickened between the two of you. 

The man gave a chuckle that reassured you he was just as nervous as you seemed to be about the situation. “Yeah… are you familiar with it?” He asked gesturing towards the book that was now in your hands, “Someone’s definatly read it plenty of times, the spines been subjected to lots of love.” 

You milled the book over in your hands, fingers tracing the spine now that the stranger had mentioned it. “Yeah…” Your mind wandered for a moment before you realized there was a first part to the question the man asked. “Oh! Uh, no no, it’s my first time reading it actually. I’m taking a history class right now over at SDCC (San Diego Community College) and my professor mentioned the book during a lecture and I got curious.” Feeling like you had talked far too much about yourself, you swallowed shallowly, “Um, what about you? Do you know much about it?” 

The stranger just shook his head, “No, not really, just the basic synopsis I read online… I’m actually reading it off of a recommendation too. I tend to stick to Non-Fiction books, and my friends sorta tease me for it… in a good way,” he added quickly. “Anyway, my best friend suggested this book as a good way to kinda, get out of my normal comfort zone. I’ve been trying to expand my horizons lately.”

Your nose wrinkled trying not to giggle, “So reading a different genre of book is expanding your horizons? No offence but it doesn’t seem like you live a very fast paced life.”

“You have no idea.” His head shook and it was clear something about the situation was ironic to him. 

The interaction could have ended there but you weren’t quite ready to say goodbye to the handsome stranger quite yet. Besides, there hadn’t been any decisions that decided who’d get the book. 

“Here,” You tried to offer holding the book out for the man to take, “I don’t need to read it right now, I can always just rent it later, it’s no big deal.”

The man shook his head gently pushing the book back into your grasp, “Your doing it to farther your education and understanding, I couldn’t get in the way of that.” 

“And your trying to expand your horizons and tastes, that’s important too.”

After a tense moment of silence and a range of eye movements to try to encourage the other to take the book, the man’s lips broke into a smile, eyes shifting to the book shelf. “Okay… how about this, a benefit to us both. We take turns, make it kind of a book club thing.” He offered smiling. “We read a chapter or two, then switch off, once we each read a couple chapters we meet for lunch, and talk about it?” He offered with a hopeful smile. 

How could you resist, intellectual conversation with a handsome guy over lunch? Yes please. “Alright, that sounds like a deal…” You pulled out your phone, handing it to the man to put his number in, once returned to you, it was quick to go into your pocket. 

Attention turning back to the man who had put himself into your phone as Bob Floyd, you noticed him reaching back up to the shelf for something. He grabbed another book, a second copy of “Tunnel In The Sky”, a grin spreading on his face, “Huh… another copy, weird.” 

You laughed quietly “guess we went through all that trouble of making a plan for nothing huh?”

“Not necessarily, perhaps I just chose to ignore the second newer copy in favor of the well loved copy and the opportunity to talk to a beautiful girl.” The grin on his face said it all, he was being confident, but it was new to him, and it suited him well. 

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All the girls around the table had been lulled into having their hands on their chins like children gathered for story time. “Aww, all that just to talk to you? How cute.” Adyson said her lips curling into a grin.

 “It worked didn’t it?” You responded holding up your left hand with the engagement ring on it, “He’s perfect guys, I couldn’t care less if he’s a bit timid. Bobby shows when it really counts.” 

What was a warm and tender moment quicky changed as Lexi pretended to hide her mouth to comment “He show’s out in the bedroom too.” 

A shriek escaped you as you slapped Lexi’s hand from her mouth in a playful manner as the rest of the girls laughed.  So what if Bob wasn’t the biggest, or the loudest, or the most smooth. He was yours, and that was all you could have asked him to be. 

[littletaco69]

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[lifewithchronicpain]

I already knew this, but my mom was reminding me when she was complaining about people saying they don't drive any better if they see "baby on board" signs on a car. First off, okay, you're an asshole.

But more importantly, That's Not Why They Were Created! It's so if the car is in an accident, rescue workers know they need to look for a baby. Back when I was growing up especially, car seats were not made as well and it could go flying in a crash. If the baby is unconscious or just being quiet, because they do that too, and the adult is unconscious or dead, they can't tell them there was a baby.

So like, I hope you drive safe anyway, but the "baby on board" signs aren't trying to be some status symbol of parenthood. They're a safety step in case of the worst.

[bradshawswife]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

HOLD THE PHONE… THE WINK… I’M DECEASED

HOLY SHIT

still lovin the rhett hair <3

BOB MY BABY ON BOARD

once again, paramountau <3

[callmefirefly]

He is just too precious for this world 🥺

[callsign-fangirl]

Bobby Floyd pt3 💞

Pt1. P2

[dailybehbeh]

Behbeh

[bradshawsbaby]

The Dagger Squad would absolutely buy this for you when you and Bob announce that you’re expecting!

[kirbsmakemesmile]

Baby on board: happy birthday Kirby

So, I might've lost my journal for an entire year...

My apologies for not writing for so long. Kirby has been quite the handful and it slipped my mind to continue writing, so you'll have to forgive my absence.

Anyhow... Kirby is now a year old! He's grown so much it's becoming hard to wrap my head around. To think a year ago he saved me from my darkest moment... it truly makes him quite the hero!

On a different note, l've noticed he's developed some strange habits, and it's beginning to concern me. When he breathes, he seems to focus more on the inhale than the exhale? It's difficult to explain, but he just... breathes in much harder than he breathes out? Then again, it might just be some sort of phase.

After all, I am still new to this, so l'm no expert... and don't even get me started on his appetite. He eats more than I do, and yet he doesn't seem to get any bigger at all? I've looked back at some of our childhood photos, and he seems to be at a normal size for his age? It's so strange...

Ah, well. It seems I've gotten carried away, and I still need to prepare for his birthday celebration, so I think l'Il stop here. Thanks for listening!

-MK

A month ago I posted this on Pinterest and found out my account was deactivated 🥰

It was the worst and I had to make an entirely new one so the new account is here

prev comic here

Anyways bye 🤭

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