There’s this new trend going around called the Apollo justice: ace attorney challenge, where you play Apollo justice: ace attorney and then also make your friends play Apollo justice: ace attorney
so it’s agreed that Tim and Bern adopted that cat we saw in their cover art right? Right but anyway
Tim doesn’t really feel true happiness and contentness often he always has something else in his mind he’s always doing thing he doesn’t just stop and take in the moment often
EXCEPT
when he comes home to his murder boat from a long grueling boring night of patrol to find Bernard either
a. Testing out a new recipe determined to get it right before he goes to bed (it’s 4 am)
b. Playing video games waiting for tim to get back as cover art cat lays happily purring in his lap as he fights off sleep
c. Is passed out in the couch when he tried to wait up for Tim but finals all nighter studying finally caught up to him and he fell asleep
but either way these are some of the only moments Tim puts away his mind and just takes a moment to soak it all in he brings Bernard to bed (and the cat) puts in a dumb movie to wind Bernard and him down (or just him depending on the situation) so they can actually sleep and just takes a moment to admire his wonderful boyfriend he almost never got to have but is sure as shit grateful he did get to have him
and their weird cat that just showed up one day that keeps bringing Tim slightly worrying items and dead fish as gifts
what are the slightly worrying items you ask?
well babes let me tell you
Small rock with what seemed to be blood (turned out the be a odd mixture of cranberry juice and some form of mutated melted ice cream)
small bird not native to America
but bird that was alive and seemed to be just chill with it
Jason’s favorite cooking knife (cat has never met Jason)
jasons favorite murder knife (cat still hasn’t met Jason)
tuft of fur if unidentifiable animal (Tim out it through extensive testing)
scarecrows mask when scarecrow was in Arkham
dead fish
dead fish but smaller
dead fish that seemed to have swallowed 17 pounds of rocks
it won’t let me type on number eleven my apologies
another cat
a piece of Bruce’s cap
scalpel
syringe
joker gas canister (full)
joker gas canister (empty)
and many others but it’s 3 am for me rn and I’ve run out of things