#bad guy fitz

[curlytemple]

my cousin kevin… who lives in riverdale… he’s gay. and i’d never want to hurt him. 🎶I’M IN THE CORNER, WATCHIN YOU KISS HER, OHHHH-

[silverstarssart]

Hey guys. If we manage to get to a season 3 of AGGGTM. What if we see Pip and Ravi reuinite. What then. What then.

[talknerdytome18]

Do you guys ever wonder if the AGGGTM TV show cast have Tumblr and have seen our posts...

[transitranger327]

Agents of SHIELD fans, do y’all remember those synopsis images that recapped the episodes with fake dialogue? I’m talking these:

Well I’ve decided to do a version of it for X-Men ‘97. The first episode will be up tomorrow on this very tumblr.

[milo-igidk]

have i mentioned lately that i fucking hate the council

[kennabeth]

i was going through the tag and someone was starting ass quest and genuinely hoping the fool was going to be in it. baby the fool is going to in it so much you will never know peace again

[fitzfunnymoments]

I'm trying to sleep but basically I just found out Stretchy's american dub actor does audio book narration now and I listened to a clip of one and it's so scary american Stretchy is reading to me 🤯🤯🤯

[analyticallymindedaa]

"i don't want him to be anybody but himself." "you sure about that?" "yes." "'cause i heard he told you how he felt and you bailed."

[...]

"the only thing that makes him worse...is you." "i know. why do you think i left?"

today on: i'm literally never gonna be not angry about how jemma was treated throughout s2

[zagreus-eats-your-bread]

Doctor Who wilderness years tumblr simulator

👤 theother-deactivated

Can't stand this toxic ass account anymore. I'll have to make a new blog

👨‍🎓 thetasigma follow

Everyone come follow me over here

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🚬 fitz-kreiner

I'm sick and tired of the lack of nuance on this website! Having a dream about your mate where he's naked and your butts touch and generally thinking about having sex with him all the time does not make you queer!!

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🦋 eighth-doctor

I can't stand faction paradox. I bet their leader is a nasty ugly bitch

👴 grandfather-paradox follow

I bet you feel silly right now

📖 lawrence-miles follow

Everyone forget this happened

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👨‍🔬 third-doctor

My weed guy: this one is called Dust, youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yea yea whatever

2h later: the tardis walls are bleeding human blood. some weird guy here is psychosexually obsessed with me

6h later: A tear Sarah-Jane? No, wait a moment-

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Because you like #doctorwho

🙎‍♂️ the-stranger follow

Hi guys welcome to my new account. I'm just a traveller who tries to help people around the galaxy with my friend : )

🙎‍♂️ the-stranger follow

Turns out I was wrong about that. Here's an essay on why terrorism is necessary and okay

Read more

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🕰️ minister-of-chance follow

"aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?" no, actually, there are severe consequences to this type of thinking. We must always be aware of our higher responsibilities and act accordingly

🕰️ minister-of-chance follow

Nvm.

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🖼️ the-real-isaac-greatorex follow

Everyone here is just hating on me because I'm gay. Tying people up killing them and drinking their blood is my hyperfixation

🪨 lez-shaw

Get P.r.o.B.e.d idiot

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🦋 eighth-doctor

To be honest I sometimes feel like I might benefit from some love and romance

🚃 realwildthyme

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy doctor 💁‍♀️💖

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⛏️ benny-summerfield

Just one good day. Can I just have one normal day around here

💸 braxiatel follow

No

☂️ seventh-doctor

Afrrrrraid not

🦑 random-grel follow

Bad Fact: no. Die.

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👥 og-chris-cwej follow

Apparently I'm going under cover as an Australian. What's a good Australian name? I'm just gonna go with Bruce

✈️ tegan-jovanka follow

I swear to fucking god you gay little cunt

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🌱 sam-jones

Let's play never have I ever. I'll start. Never have I ever killed someone

🦋 eighth-doctor

I think this game sucks

📺 compassion5 follow

Obviously

[permanently-stressed]

Pt 3 on Thing Elves Would Say On Social Media:

"My crush exchanged two words with Sophie Foster so I guess he's in love with her by now"

"I mean.. I'd love to be one of the swan kids and just get three weeks off school whenever... but that kind of implies getting injured so i guess i'll stick to my normal life"

"Just saw Sophie Foster storming out of the matchmakers office with tears in her eyes @keefes check up on your girl"

"Uhm.., Sophie is dating Fitz??"

"??? That makes no sense isn't Keefe the self proclaimed president of the Foster Fan Club?"

"I want to slap Gisela Minette Sencen so bad"

"Yeah i heard she's terrible to her son"

"Who cares about her son i'm talking about the fact that she decided the day i was going on the first date with a guy i really like she caused a major disruption in Atlantis."

"@sophief your boyfriend is passed out in Eternalia??"

(Sophie) "Omg is Fitz ok?"

"It's not Fitz"

(Sophie) "Omg is Keefe ok?"

(Sophie) "Also none of them are my boyfriends?? What's up with that"

(Biana) "group project week... i apologize on behalf of sophie, Keefe and Fitz. Possibly Dex and I too. Depends on how many people are feeling like murder"

(Keefe) "from the crap ton of stuff i went through you'd expect at least SOME wisdom. But no. I'm just hot and hilarious for now"

"Oooooh! Astronomy project! You get to pick partners! Dibs on Sophie"

(Dex) "It's my turn with Sophie again sorry"

"Aw, shoot. I'll take Keefe then,"

(Elwin) "sophie did not go to the healing center today... interesting"

(Foxfire kid) "I'm gonna need proof of that"

(Kid from other school) "but not going to the school nurse is normal? Does she have a reputation for getting hurt or something"

(Foxfire kid) "there's a picture of her framed over one of the cots"

(Another foxfire kid) "there's one for Keefe too"

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

out of context bits from a fanfic I wrote over a year ago

~

"Guys, we found air!" Biana shouted from the other room.

~

"Okay, let me get this straight," Dex clarified. "A coffin is what humans put dead people in, right?"

~

And they had to use these tiny human flashlights to light their way, and they were pretty dim. Too bad somebody killed the only Flasher here, Biana thought grimly.

~

A moment later, Keefe made a noise and stood up triumphantly. "I gave the dude his toe back, and there was a note in his shoe!"

~

Soon Fitz was right next to it, and it hadn't blown up, which was always a good sign.

~

“There’s no way everyone’s fitting in here,” he mumbled.

"Well, we’ve already killed three people…."

"Yeah, but it’d be better if we got the rest of us out of here alive.”

~

“Right, um.” Fitz looked at the car around him. “Any idea how to slow one of these down?”

“We’re already stopped, Fitz, you don’t get any slower.”

~

“How am I supposed to get these things to sit up straight?” Fitz said defensively.

“Maybe they’re all gay,” Marella mused.

~

[somewhereincairparavel]

okay. So I've finished book 1 of keeper of the lost cities for the first time. And I'm loving this keefe dude already?? Like I never thought I'd like a fictional character so quickly. All it took was like one page for me to fall for him, I am aware that keefe is one of the most loved characters in the fandom, and I can see why (correct me if I'm wrong).

Also the book is a solid 9.5/10, the only thing I was frustrated about was probably the slight info dumping about the whole blackswan thing towards the end? because it took me like 3 reads to understand the whole situation, of course, we could just narrow it down to me being slow too, lol. But I'm VERY excited to continue reading the rest. So while we're at it, I'll put in my first impressions of the characters, so I can look back on it after I've read all the books, to see how much my perception has changed of them.

Sophie- i like her, she's really mature for her age, I keep forgetting that she's like 12 lmao. But she's well written, her emotions seem very raw and natural. Of course, she may seem overpowered but, I think that's the whole point of the story, she is supposed to be overpowered, so I don't mind and i wouldn't call her a Mary sue. Overall great protagonist, my girlie deserves a break tho, she got dumped in the hospital atleast 6 times lol.

Fitz- i actually think he's cool. I liked him better in the beginning of the story tho, I feel like afterwards, the dude kinda just disappeared a little? Keefe and Sophie seemed to have more private interaction than those two, and keefe literally only came by in the middle. But yeah, I feel like he had more of a personality in the start. Keefe and Dex, in my opinion had more personality in 5 minutes than fitz did the whole book, but I wouldn't judge so quickly, it's only the first book after all, Hopefully he'd have more page time in the later books. I still like him tho, just not as much as keefe.

Dex- Yeah he is such a typical best friend, I love him. His beef w the vackers is so funny lol I was relieved when Sophie stuck with him even after she became popular tho, also, he seems to have a crush on sophie right? It's kinda obvious, but overall friendship goals 10/10. I vocally "AWW-ed" after he said "are you kidding, i can't wait to tell everyone that you're my first friend" like I need a guy bestie like him :(

Alden- honestly, my heart warmed so much with his father-like dynamic with sophie tbh. He seemed to genuinely care about her well being, but I don't want to get too attached to him tho, just in case becomes a traitor or some shit later on, you can literally never tell with the adults lol. I've read enough books to back that up. But yeah, i really like him and della, the amount of reassuring hugs he gives sophie really heals me :(, They're like sophies 2nd (well, in her case, 3rd) parents. The amount of effort and lengths Alden put to get her out of trouble is actually sweet.

Elwin- This guy is such a W. He is like an adult keefe tbh. He is probably my favorite adult so far lol.

Cassius- I'm sorry, but Mr jerk face over here reminds me SO much of Lucius Malfoy??? Like ?? I feel so bad for Keefe, like poor baby leave him alone smh. I really wanna deck his royal highness in the face tbh.

Biana- absolutely loathed her in the beginning, she gave off such bad snob vibes lol but I love her now. I like the trope of two people forced to be friends w eachother by someone actually end up becoming friends. It's rather uncommon as far as I've read, atleast.

Grady and Edaline- is it bad that i thought they were going to be evil? Yeah I have so much trust issues, it's concerning. But yeah, they're both big W's, their backstory, their temporary contemplation to reject sophies adoption, everything aligned well with their backstory. Greatly written characters.

And last but not least, the king himself, Keefe- okay, he's like added to my list of fictional crushes now lol (along with Percy Jackson, Jason grace, Steve Harrington, chat noir, Eugene fitzherbert, edmund pevensie and Ravi singh ofc). How does sophie not have a fat crush on him, like- ma'am if you don't want him, I'll take him. But jokes aside, he feels like the most authentic character out of them all, tbh. Epitome of great writing. He was inserted to the story as this random dude that sophie runs into, and becomes an og in like 5 minutes. He is like a mix of Eugene from tangled, Kristoff from Frozen and chat noir from mlb all at the same time?? I cannot wait to see more of him and his backstory, especially with his parents. I know alot of people dislike the humorous guy with depression trope since it's overused, but I like how it played out on keefe, he uses school as an escape, which is very relatable.

Also, bonus, i LOVE the world building, the light leaping and all, very creative. I cannot wait to get my hands on book 2

[zephyrmonkey]

S1 E13 Agents of Shield 10th Anniversary

10 years ago today we…

Laughed at Skye’s horrible Scottish accent and dropped jaws at Fitz’s American Accent. I really wish we heard more of it!

Made the same face as Coulson…

While watching Simmons work undercover. Someone needs some improv classes before Season 2!

Cheered for this STAN LEE Cameo!!!!!!!!

Chuckled at Ward trying to turn on the Holotable.

But it didn’t work…Despite Coulson’s…help? Should I call it help? I think he made it worse. (I can hear Fitz yelling at them!)

Gasped at the reveal that Mike is alive!

Screamed in horror at Quinn when he shot Skye, twice!

Were left sad as Mike is forced to work for the bad guys and become Deathlok!

Welp! Looks like we have another break! See you in exactly a month! On March 4th!

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[loveharlow]

Can you do a request where jj and y/n do the “out of my league” trend on TikTok and like y/n was sitting with jj and the pogues and is watching TikTok and sees a couple doing the trend so she asks jj to do it with her

yess oml that trend was so cute bro i love tiktok couple trends🫶🏾

"Baby, look at this. It's so cute." You gushed, burying your toes in the sand as you leaned over to show JJ the video — a couple dancing to a song on tiktok. "Do it with me." You nudged his shoulder.

The blonde lifted his neck from where he was reclined in the sand, hands tucked under his head. He looked at the people in the video, eyes squinting. "Nooo," He groaned, throwing his head back. "No more tiktok dances, please. We did like five just yesterday."

"And everybody loved them." You reassured your boyfriend, sitting up straighter. "One of them even went viral, we got like three-hundred thousand likes. J please..." You whined, shaking him in the sand.

"Jesus, fine. Come on," He said, standing up from where he was laid out in the sand and holding his out for you to take it so he could help you up. The others were eyeing the two of you as you led JJ to the nearest palm tree so you could set your phone up to record.

John B whistled as he caught on to what was happening. "She has you wrapped around her finger, man." He chuckled, sipping on his beer.

"Shut up." JJ shot back, adjusting the hat on his head. You both backed up when the three-second timer started to count down, making sure both of your bodies were within the frame.

The first take didn't go so smoothly — JJ stumbling over the simple move of waving his arms and causing you both to be out of sync.

The two of you broke out into a fit of giggles, you still laughing even as you went to restart the video. "That was so bad," You said breathlessly. "Okay, just, wave your arms like this," You demonstrated slowly, not missing the way he smiled at you like the world revolved around you. "And then just kind of two-step to the side, okay?"

He nodded and you took it as a sign to restart the timer once more, the beeping sound telling you when you could start dancing. It was actually somewhat synchronized this time, despite the weird facial expressions the two of you were making due to your friends laughing at you as they watched from the side.

You flipped the three of them off as the video ended, you and JJ walking over to the phone and picking it up as the preview played. "Ooh, okay this one isn't bad. Can I post it or do you think we should re-do it?" You looked up at the blonde.

"It's whatever you want, mama." He shrugged, pecking the top of your forehead pulling you into his side, tucked under his arm as he watched you add a caption and post the video, likes rolling in just seconds after.

"See, they love you." You nudged clicking the phone off and wrapping your arms around JJ's torso.

"Me?" He laughed incredulously. "I'm pretty sure it's you, baby. You get thousands of likes anytime you make one of your thirst traps in your bikinis." You looked away bashfully, burying your face in his chest.

"Yes, but my videos only ever blow up, like viral, when you're in them."

"So, you're using me for clout?" You shrugged, pulling back and trailing a hand down his bare chest, the sun beaming behind his body as it started to lower.

"Or maybe I like seeing the comments of girls gushing over a guy they can't have."

"And why's that?" he smirked, pulling you in closer, his hands planted on your waist now.

" 'Cause you're all mine." You teased, standing on your tippy-toes to brush your lips with his as you spoke, more like whispered. His eyes scanned across your features before crashing his lips against yours, one of his hands coming up to cradle the back of your neck.

Suddenly, a chip was being thrown at the two of you, the crisp object hitting your arm. "Gross!" Pope cupped his hands around his mouth, taunting the both of you as Kiara and John B laughed along.

JJ released you to grab the chip from the sand, shaking it off before plopping it into his mouth. "JJ!" You exclaimed, lightly slapping a hand against his chest as he laughed and chewed all at once, giving Pope a double thumbs-up that turned into two middle fingers. "I'm not kissing you again."

"I stand corrected. That's gross." The boy retracted his previous statement with an expression of disgust, his eyes turning to you. "You're dating a dog."

All you could do was sigh, grabbing the blonde by the wrist and dragging him back to where you both were sitting in the sand before. "Wouldn't have it any other way."

©loveharlow.

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[chronically-ill-psionipath]

What the hell did I do to Fitz specifically? He socked me in my face AND he held me in a chokehold that one time. >:| Look, I know I am a 'bad guy', but what EXACTLY did I do? WHO? WHO THE HELL DOES THIS KID THINK HE IS?! THIS GOES FOR TAM TOO. WHAT DID I DO? *ignores the Atlantis incident, kidnappings yada yada*

[kennabeth]

surviving this migraine by reminding myself I'm seeing fatt again in a few months but I just remembered I have to hear fitz's mama's boy intro to fool fucking again and idk maybe I can't survive this