#badger plays a game

[allegro-designs]

BEHOLD. A good boy deathclaw.

When discussing OCs as Fallout characters, @plinzer and I landed on my good good dragonborn, Badger, being a stand-in for Goris the intelligent deathclaw. Granted this one more has the personality of a California surfer bro, but he deserves to be a big ol dinosaur in any setting that allows him to be one.

Featuring his Totally Just A Supermutant disguise too

[themintman]

Red panda Olivia for the soul!!

I did not forget this au!! Just.. forgot to draw for it 👀 I'll get back to my spirit posting dwdw

Thank you @m1ntted for this suggestion!! 🩷

[vladdyissues]

What if Vlad knew about Danny Phantom being Half-Ghost, before ‘Bitter Reunions’?… Would Vlad treat Danny differently, when Danny’s Family first arrives at Vlad’s mansion?… Does Vlad go easier on Danny, during their very First Battle, or would they not not battle at all? 😮

I actually have a story planned that deals with exactly this thing! This one is A Different Meeting from my WIP Ask Game post (and I forgot to include at least 2 other WIPs in that list. Oops):

“Jack. And Maddie!” He stepped forward, clasped her hands, and kissed her cheek. “You’ve never looked lovelier, my d—” His eyes fell upon a familiar face behind her. “And who is this handsome young gentleman?”

Danny’s skin prickled under the piercing gaze. His eyes flitted around nervously, trying to find somewhere to land.

“Oh, this is Danny, our son,” Maddie laughed. “And this is our daughter, Jasmine. Jazz for short.”

A little starstruck, Jazz meekly waved.

Vlad gave the girl a polite nod but shifted his attention back to Danny, gazing at him earnestly. “Indeed, indeed. How marvelous. What a beautiful family. Please, please, come in.” As they passed, he placed a gentle hand on Danny’s shoulder and guided him inside.

Unbidden, a poem he’d learned in middle school rose up through the fog of his memory:

“Will you walk into my parlour?" said a spider to a fly; “’Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy. The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I have many pretty things to shew when you are there.” “Oh no, no!” said the little fly, “to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair can ne’er come down again.”

Essentially, Vlad recognizes the boy known as Phantom (kind of hard not to since he looks and sounds the same as his human counterpart; however, if you align with the headcanon that "ghosts look different to humans and only see each other as they truly are", it'll still work) and sets about manipulating Danny to join him, using whatever deceitful ploys he can to win him over.

So to answer your question, anon: yes, definitely, I think if Vlad had known Danny from the get-go, their relationship would have been much different. Vlad likely would have withheld making his hatred for Jack Fenton known, and his focus would rapidly shift from winning an unrealistic, unattainable goal (Maddie's love) to something much more feasible and rewarding (Danny's allegiance and loyalty). He and Danny wouldn't have fought in the library; instead, Vlad would make it his mission to treat, pamper, spoil and corrupt Danny, who already has some resentment issues with his parents and sister.

He's easy prey for this hungry spider.

[moonybadger]

Me: Man I should really finish BG3

Dark Urge: You should start a new game as a gnome bard

[sniffanimal]

im enjoying DE but unfortunately im bad at video games and unable to pick mean/weird options in dialogue which is unfortunate because you play as fuckin. harry du bois

[un-pearable]

can you draw sticks??? (the badger, she's from sonic boom)

love her and how have i not drawn her before!!!!! girlboss girlfailure girltrashcan. win for women everywhere

[slamminslamminmcgill]

hello!

i was wondering if you could write something for badger x GN!reader where the reader is a squirter?

i gotchuuu mwah mwah. i wrote gender neutral reader but i think badger would call everyone bro/dude/man etc. so i hope thats ok anatomical terms: pussy

"Oh, God, so good. So good." Badger groaned. "Shit, dude, how are you so wet?! It's fuckin' insane!"

That made you snort with laughter and involuntarily clench around his cock. He hissed and arched his back up into you. From his perspective, the view was amazing. You had your hands splayed on his chest, using it as leverage to bounce up and down on him. He had both hands on your hips, pulling you down so he could reach even deeper. You swiveled your hips back and forth, letting him feel every inch of you. You were just too fucking good.

He knew he couldn't hold on much longer, but he didn't want to give in. Not without taking care of you first. He could not be the one to tap out. "F-Fuck, man... hold on just a sec... lemme..." He took one of his hands off your hips and brought them in between your legs, getting you off with his fingers as you rode him.

That did the trick. You gasped, and your mechanical rhythm started to slip. You began to collapse in on yourself, twitching and convulsing under his touch, leaking out even more. You cried out, "Fuck, Badger, just like that! Fuck! God, I can't! I-Oh! Fuck! Badger!"

You felt the tidal wave crash. Literally. What came out of you sure fucking felt like a wave crashing. Your orgasm splashed onto Badger's chest and seeped into the bedsheets below. He froze, and he hadn't moved at all by the time you came down from your peak. When you realized he wasn't saying or doing anything, you gasped and clammed up too, worried that you just traumatized him somehow. You stared at each other in silence for a second, eyes bugging out of your heads, and then...

...he burst out laughing.

"Holy shit! No fucking way!" Badger laughed hysterically, his cock throbbing inside you, panting to try to catch his breath, "Oh, god, that was... shit, man! Splash zone, am I right? How the fuck do you even do that?!"

You started laughing too, and you were about to answer him, but he cut you off with a hard thrust upwards.

"C'mon, yo, do it again!"

[mendelmakes]

American badger for my friends campaign character

[dreamsy990]

you know i actually really liked sonic boom

[sebssunshine]

i’m rewatching the original deadpool in prep for going to see deadpool and wolverine and it’s reinvigorated my desire to write a jdtz mutant au

[badgerfrost]

NIGHTCAR IS GETTING RELEASED MY SISTER WILL BE SO HAPPY

[honeybard]

gotta say I'm mostly not very reactive when video games frustrate me, but celeste is really bringing out the shouting and swearing in me (positive)

[h4tsun3-inf3ct3d]

your honor. he's a homosexual. ANYWAYS GO PLAY TEST ELEVATOR >:(

if you originally read what was here. no you didn't. anyways i actually luv this character so much. i hope he dies in a fire and his candy factory is burnt down.

[junietuesday25]

why am i writing a chess fic when i barely know how to play chess? your guess is as good as mine

[sniffanimal]

I'll need to buy some cool d6 bc my fucking friends won't play any ttrpgs that use only d6 bc "it's only fun if I get to use the fun dice" 🙄

[tubework]

spent a lot of time last year drawing increasingly shitty pictures of the blue badger and jack frost as friends/enemies/passionate lovers. i am not taking further questions at this time