im lit so here’s something with keigo
tw: drug use (weed), some spice and some fluff
you and your boyfriend love to get high.
you and keigo have a small cabinet dedicated to your smoking habits. little bongs, a few pipes of cool or unique designs, your stash box of course, some novelty grinders, and flavored papers for rolling. it’s funny because you guys have more things to smoke weed out of than the actual weed.
“i can’t wait to try the peach one! i hope it’s as good as the strawberries!” you express from the kitchen as you pour two glasses of pineapple juice. keigo picked up an eighth on the way home along with new flavored rolling papers to try out. you’d been stuck on the strawberry flavored ones for a bit and wanted to try something new.
keigo is carefully packing the ground up flower into his perfectly rolled cone. you were decent at it but he was definitely better so he’s the designated joint roller between the two of you. “i still really like the cookies one, those are my favorites.” he comments as he finishes up packing the flower into the cone.
coming to join him on the couch, you set down the glasses of juice onto the coffee table and watch your boyfriend finish up rolling the joint. you look at the cute design of smiley faces on the paper, a little surprised that there weren’t pictures of peaches for a peach flavor. that was the case for the strawberries and cookies paper the two of had tried before.
“alrighty, all good to go!” keigo finishes off the tip to the joint and presents it in front of you. “pretty right?”
“oh me? thank you baby.” you giggle as you put away the rolling tray and grinder into its designated spot.
like the gentleman he is, Keigo always gives you first turn. he places the joint between your lips and lights it for you, his eyes trained on the flame of the lighter before pulling it away. he begins to tell you about his day as you take your first few hits from the joint. you can taste the subtle peach flavor and smack your lips with a happy hum before handing your boyfriend the joint for his turn.
back and forth the two of smoke and make conversation about each other’s day or over gossip you heard recently. when there’s only the roach left, keigo stubs out the rest of it on the ashtray before leaning back to get comfortable on the couch and pulling you in to join him.
you’ve got a roster of things the two of you like to watch while high and your favorite are cooking asmr videos. specifically baking and watching bento boxes get made, it’s just so satisfying to watch. and luckily keigo is also the chef between the two of you so even when he’s high, he makes note of certain recipes that you point out and say you’d like to try.
sometimes you smoke to sleep, smoke to make the time pass by, smoke to paint when a creative mood strikes, and you smoke to fuck also.
keigo’s eyes are trained on the video of custard cream donuts being made when your hand sneaks beneath his gray sweats and carefully cups his balls through his boxer briefs. he doesn’t mind making the first move but he loves when you do it first. it’s just so cute how you’re so casual about it now when he remembers fondly how shy you were at first. without being asked, he spreads his legs a touch wider as you massage him in the palm of your hand.
his dick slowly starts to swell and his mind swims through a dreamy cotton as the video shows the prepared dough being fried into donuts of a beautiful golden brown. he’s half hard when you move from massaging his balls to carefully stroking the outline of his cock through the material of his underwear. keigo only sighs through his nose as you idly pet him, his arm remaining curled around your waist while your head is tucked under his chin.
“off please?” you ask simply when you tug on the hem of his t-shirt. keigo obliges you and also pushes down his underwear and sweats. your own clothes join his on the floor, leaving the both of you naked in your own living room. “can i suck you off kei?”
he gives you a dopey smile and jerks his cock in his hand, feeling how hard he is in his own palm and excited to get your cute lips wrapped around his cock. “all yours dovey.”
keigo loves when the two of you are high and decide to fuck. he loves how much more slower it feels and there’s just more appreciation when the two of you take your time while the high stays with you. he shuts his eyes and forgets all about the queue of videos lined up the entertain the two of you. how could he care about watching macaroons being made and the pleasant sound of baking utensils and ingredients recorded into a microphone when the best sounds he hears are how sloppy you get on his dick?
“aw yeah baby, get fuckin’ sloppy down there. take me all the way and gag on this dick—fuck!” keigo groans as you deepthroat him and make his eyes roll to the back of his head. sometimes he’s torn between just closing his eyes and feeling everything or watching just to memorize how beautifully you suck his cock. sometimes you overwhelm him with your skill, when you show enthusiasm and you hold all the power while he’s helpless to the drowning pleasure you’ve learned while with him. sometimes he overwhelms you by being a bit forceful, fucking hard and fast into your mouth that it brings tears to your eyes and leaving you a drooling mess.
his dick is soaking wet with your spit when you decide to sit on his lap. “wait wait, baby i want your pussy on my face.” keigo wants to return the favor but you whine that you want him in you now, gasping when you carefully push the tip inside yourself. he couldn’t deny you when he craves your wet and tight warmth just as badly as you want to be filled full of him. “no dovey, i’ll take care of you. ride me another time.”
you don’t get much argument when you’re manhandled onto your back against the soft cushions of your couch. but you can’t find it in you to argue when keigo sensually moves his hips to fuck his cock into you. it feels good and it feels like heaven when the two of you fuck when you’re high. time slows down around you and you only become aware of each other, engrossed in one another that’s so sickeningly sweet you’d think the two of you are still in the honeymoon phase.
“kei, feels good… really good.” you croon into his ear and cherish how he moans. one hand is tangled in his hair and the other one slowly scratches down his back to leave red trails into his skin. it’s a pleasant sting that doesn’t take away from the high but makes it better instead.
his face is tucked into your neck, your soft tits are pressed against his own chest as you have your arms hugged around him, he’s moaning and panting as he gets closer to his finish. keigo doesn’t even need to look to know that you creamed on his cock because you’ve become dumb and incoherent anyway. you can barely form two words together, only capable of those cute whimpers and moans that he’s loved to hear since the first time the two of you fucked.
but you’re not as gone as he thinks you are because he feels one of your hands grasp the back of his neck and all you do is whimper, “so close baby, fill me up please…”
it drives him crazy and he desperately fucks until he’s given you what you asked for. keigo gasps and groans as he fills you up with his cum, and then he’s practically putty when you whisper against his ear, “thank you baby.”
keigo only lets you lay back and be comfortable as he cleans you up. his high has waned off a little but it’s nothing that another joint can’t fix. you’re naked underneath the soft throw blanket and still watching baking videos while he fetches snacks from the pantry, also naked. when he returns, he can still see how the high remains with you and follows your finger when you point to the screen and tell him, “try making that one!”
he agrees, bookmarking the video to follow the recipe another time before joining you underneath the blanket. but even as the videos move on from baking to potato croquettes being fried, keigo’s mind still thinks of those custard donuts he was watching while you were between his legs. he caught a glance at one of the donuts being piped full of the custard and overflowing with cream.
just like he did with you.
“hand me my phone dovey.” he asks of you since his phone is on your side of the couch. he’s scrolling through a food delivery app and searching for a specific bakery that he knows will deliver. when you ask what food he wants delivered, he answers with a big smile and eyes still red from the high, “custard donuts.”
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it's freezing and I'm bored and making it everyone's problem, so here's a bullet point summary of 'BC stuck in a cottage in Lapland in extreme cold weather AU'
Joel is going crazy with boredom and whining about not being able to go snowmobiling every day like he planned, instead he's now stuck inside with five other losers 😒 (you are now imagining him sulking under a blanket browsing his phone for plane tickets to somewhere warm)
Joonas tries to keep everyone's spirits up by baking buns and bread and making tea for everyone 🍵 (you are now imagining him wearing an appron (like in this drawing by @marmeladenhexchen!) and whistling as he works)
Tommi defies the weather and chops them enough firewood for the fireplace and the sauna 💪 (you are now imagining him grunting as he does this 😳 his nose and cheeks are all rosy from the cold btw, if you even care 🥺)
He is also too easily persuaded by Niko to go snow bathing or skinny ice swimming with him from the sauna 🥶 (...you are now imagining this 👀)
Niko keeps sneaking out to watch the Northern Lights. He can't actually spot any, but he enjoys the solitude 🌠 (you are now imagining him closing his eyes as he sits on the porch all bundled up, the moonlight glowing on his face)
Olli manages to drag Aleksi out for a quick walk with him (Aleksi only says yes because he thinks Olli looks super pretty when his eyelashes frost up). In return, Aleksi asks Olli to spend the rest of the day cuddled up in bed with him 🥹 (you are now imagining them giggling and snuggling under the covers (and maybe making out a little, but shhhhh... 😏))
Thoughts? 🥺👉👈
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Happy Pi Day, Barbie!
It's Pi Day, March 14, 3.14... actually, I'm Australian, so we call this day 14.3, so it's nothing. In fact, I'm not actually sure whether to put this post in the queue for March 14th my time, or March 15th my time so it goes up on March 14th for a lot of my followers in different time zones.
The Official Barbie YouTube Channel already made a video explaining Pi Day, so I don't have to.
In the creation of that video they used dolls and accessories from a number of existing packs, including Cooking & Baking Sisters and Bakery Chef.
But there have been other pie-themed Barbies in the past, such as Cherry Pie Picnic Barbie from the Willows, Wisconsin series.
Or you can cook with Barbie with the Easy-As-Pie Barbie Cookbook!
Can't confirm if there actually is a pie recipe in here, as none of the reviews I've seen mention one, but the joke was too good to overlook.
I can confirm, though, that the Barbie Bakes cookbook contains pie - such as this Key Lime and Pretzel pie.
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i kinda want to know what do you consider new phannies? i’m not really asking for myself i got into them in 2015 so i think i qualify as not new but i personally think of like 2019ish or later as new even though that’s like 4 years now 😭
there's layers of old but i think anyone who got here from 2019 onward will forever be a new phannie to me! i'm forever delighted by the fact that people are still discovering them but you simply have to have experienced the closeted era to truly count as an old timer and there's nothing that can change that!
i do think there's levels of fandom-age, too. like, original phillies who were around before dan & people who were around before the halloween leak of the vday vid in 2012, that's true phandom olds to me. there's a difference between the aftermath/radio show era, when i showed up, & the tatinof era once they'd settled in to the closet, but having been around in any regard at any of those points makes you some level of old timer.
the endpoint/turning point towards coming out was them moving out of the first london apartment & dan rebranding, so like, spring 2017 through the gaming channel hiatus is an era where like? if you showed up then you're not a newbie, you've been around the block, but it also doesn't qualify you as fandom old bc the horrors were mostly over by then.
none of that is coming from a place of pretentiousness or judgement either! just being honest that nobody escaped the trenches of the past unscathed.
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A simple vanilla cake recipe.
Perfect for cakes, cake pops, and cupcakes.
Recipe:
6 oz Butter
3 Eggs
2 1/2 Cup Flour*
2 1/2 tsp Baking Powder
1/2 tsp Salt
1 1/2 Cup Sugar
1 1/2 tsp Vanilla Extract
1 1/4 Cup Milk
Makes 3 Ibs of batter
*You can use all purpose flour or cake flour
Baking time:
Bake at 350º degrees Fahrenheit
4 - 6 inch cake - 25 - 30 minutes
9 inch cake - 30 - 45 minutes
Cupcakes - 18 - 22 minutes
You can always check the cake with a toothpick or skewer and when it comes out clean with no crumbs it's ready.
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