#balloon anon

[threadsun]

Balloon Anon Asks: "Yooooo Sun do you have any ideas about how Elias and Taylor would operate as yanderes? I love love love their regular selves but I can't stop thinking about how hot yan Elias would be (and I love hearing you talk about your pathetic meow meow Taylor lmao) -Balloon anon"

Content: yandere content, manipulation, kidnapping, victim blaming, stealing, shrine, stalking

Elias:

The simple fact of the matter is that he's stronger than he lets on. And knows his own powers more than you think

He's had over a century to practice, after all. Do you really think you're the first human he's interacted with? No, you're simply the first one to catch his eye

You've only really seen the tip of the iceberg. Putting you to sleep, making the house appear more put together than it truly is, letting you see glimpses of his past... That's all simple. The first things he learned he could do, in fact. He's far more in control of them than he seems, and everything he does is tactical

Those visions? He wants you to see them. Wants you to know him, to pity him, to feel guilty for trying to manipulate him. He knows exactly what you're doing, and he'll play the unfortunate fool until he's got you right where he wants you

Marrying him may not be legally binding, but it's certainly magically binding. The moment you swear yourself to him, you cannot leave the house. Not unless he gives you permission, at least. You are bound to obey his every command, as his spouse

If you try to leave him without marrying him, you'll soon learn just how powerful he is. The house is at his beck and call, so the moment you try to leave, the doors and windows collapse into dangerous piles of rubble that you'd have to be insane to try to climb over

He'll continue to play innocent, to pretend his powers control him rather than the other way around. You can't blame him, can you? It's his emotions doing this, not him! If you hadn't rejected him so callously, perhaps this wouldn't have happened...

Taylor:

Taylor is, unsurprisingly, more of a pathetic little simp about his obsession with you

He has a collection of things from you. Not quite a shrine, but... well, okay it's a bit of a shrine. He keeps it all on a shelf the same way someone else might keep anime figurines

He keeps your used napkins, your empty cups, every scrap of paper you've written on during OHSIC meetings, every jacket you've forgotten in the club room. Every time he's been to your room, he's come back with a trophy. A pair of underwear, some socks, your pillow case... not that he'll let you see any of it

We already know he writes steamy fic about the two of you. What you don't know is that he's commissioned horny art of the two of you fucking. He pretends it's just two of his OCs, but it's pretty clear if you look at them that it's just you two

Part of the reason he's so insistent about the OHSIC continuing is that it takes up a lot of your time. Time that you could otherwise be using to party or hang out with other people. Taylor can't let that happen, he needs to know what you're doing at all times. And if you two are the only members, that's even better!

The more desperate he gets, the more danger he's willing to put you in if it means keeping you to himself. And the more he's willing to fake things like ghost sightings so that the club can keep going. He'll do anything to keep you by his side

He will stalk you on any date you try to go on, and he'll come up with some way to sabotage it if it seems like it's going too well. He tries to tell himself that he's doing it for your sake, that it's what's best for you

[andrew-nobody]

i know its kink time but idk if ive asked this and its good- what are yalls favorite poems? 🎈

I’ve basically been asked this before, but here’s the REAL TRUTH.

I like writing poems WAY more than reading them.

[decaydanceredacted]

im sooo dazed out thinking about current era patrick getting himself off. his eyes rolling back into his head, sweat beading down his face. he’d grip onto the bedsheets so SO hard, and he’d pant or make soft noises. i just wanna be there to watch him jerk off, i bet its the sexiest thing in the world

-🎈 (p.s can i be balloon anon unless thats already taken??)

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[crobody]

um!!! hi rook!!! 🎈

hi me? hi…!

[marshmallowprotection]

Have you seen the comic where the guy puts reindeer antlers on his gf, and then is like "something's missing 🤔" and he kisses her to make her nose red, like Rudolph? I just really wanna do that to GE Saeran now -🎈 ps: Merry Christmas!

How about reindeer Saeran?

[thetravelingymleader]

balloons. I’m very scared

[*Pfft-*]

I mean uh, I'm so sorry dude. Is it like a drifloon or something?

[fbpsdumbtklblog]

can I request lee!bot and ler!balloon?

combining these reqs cuz theyre smilar

tkl fight!! :D

ALSO sorry for not getting to the rest of the reqs yet ive been working on a fic and its taking up most of my brain space recently lol

[oifaaa]

The way baby Dami looks at Dick! He wants Dick to like him so badly! Dick, why can't you be more like Jason and just like this child!? Nurture over Nature, my friend, if you hate Talia so much just raise him to not be an assassin.

Damian is only 2 years old but Dick is convinced this baby is up to something nefarious Talia is having the time of her life watching a 16 year old be so suspicious of a baby

[threadsun]

I HAVE thought about how a balloon dick would work, and obviously it's not like a regular balloon! But it's gotta start off totally deflated so you can give them a "blowjob" (literally blowing air into their dick and tying it off) and then the mechanics from that point forward would be kinda like a stress ball? Like it would operate on Looney Tunes logic so it can get hard enough to fuck you but be squishy and resilient enough that you can tie it into a balloon dog without it popping. Also, they do not have balls until they've tied their dick properly to create them. And yes, when they cum, the knot unties and you get blasted across the room by a firehose jet of cum. How did it get in there when you just filled them up with air at the beginning? Don't worry about it. (This is the ask I wish to be known for, so call me balloon anon I guess lmao)

Yknow I'm glad someone else is thinking about this so I don't have to. But also I hate this more than I can put into words

[andrew-nobody]

im sorry andy, i know i havent sent a lot of asks in a while; im worried ill end upsending bad or boring asks but,, i shoouldve realized youd probably rather be sent a boring ask than nothing at all..

so i will try to be more vocal, as always

what are your favorites in order from most to least favorite:

sunny days, snow, rain, fog, hail, and sunny rain if youve experienced it

i hope youre having a nice day

🎈

Oh, you’re very sweet. I know who you are and we talk all the time, so you don’t really need to worry about sending in asks, especially if you have to wrack your brain for them.

It’s no one single person’s job to send me asks.

I feel like my asks really dropped off after that anonless week. But that might be my perception of the event. I used to get three asks in a day. That was never going to be sustainable! People just aren’t built that way.

Still, it just sort of feeds into my fear of dormancy. But maybe no one would mind? Lol….

[decaydanceredacted]

hearing patrick speak other languages is so sexy, listening to the videos of him speaking chinese at that music fest has me gripping my bedsheets. imagining sex with him and he starts praising you in one of the 68474 languages he knows

-🎈balloon anon

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[crobody]

this is probably a silly question but im genuinely interested in the mundanities of your mind: is nowhere motel staffed? is there any amenities or is it more of an empty place you find yourselves in? if this question is rude or unwelcome i will avoid asking stuff like this in the future. - 🎈 (sorta)

oh hi!! not rude at all. Yeah it’s not staffed it’s empty. It’s like it’s abandoned and we took it over! But it’s only really a motel on the surface.

no worries by the way i love you and your questions!!

[marshmallowprotection]

Idk what's going on, but I pray that everything turns out alright. Much love! -🎈

Everything's okay! I'm just unfortunately exhausted from everything I've had to do during this weekend for myself. I very much underestimated the recovery time needed from that. I traveled over 400 miles to get out of my toxic household and the physical toll of that has really made me want to sleep for a long week. We just won't even get into the emotional toll, lmao. I'm safe. I'm sound. I need a nap and to eat a food that isn't a Go Go Squeeze packet.

I do appreciate all the well-wishes. I will get back into my daily postings soon. My body just needs a lot of rest right now. Moving is hell on the disabled body. I love you guys, sincerely. It's the support I've gotten from all of you over the years that helped me feel confident enough to save myself. Thank you.

[anonymocha]

Medbleu headcanon medbleu because you made me like this one more (Ex Balloon Party Baby Blue believer)

Baby Blue is KLS representation (I think) how cool. It's a very rare condition where people get so tired all of the time and will be asleep from weeks to months basically. Her way with living and coping with her illness has made Medicine Pocket a lot less morbid about their own condition and enjoy life more.

Baby Blue is more calm while Medicine Pocket is more limbic. Even though Baby Blue struggles between reality and her unending dreams, she has sleep-talked Medicine Pocket out of doing all kinds of awful things to themselves by slowly repeating back their answer to 'what are you doing'. Medicine Pocket wants to be someone she can depend on; they are more careful and steady when thinking of Baby Blue

Medicine Pocket, in turn, keeps Baby Blue safe when she is unaware of her surroundings. It was really crude at first but after they figured out it was impossible to change her condition they became more protective rather than bothered by the constant dreaming.

Baby Blue has a hundred nicknames/petnames for them. Medicine Pocket isn't confident with coming up with these names but she gets so happy whenever they come up with a new one. Blue's favorite name for them is 'Puppy'.

very wholesome..... Baby Blue requires Medicine Pocket to sleep with her for at least 6 hours a day. She can be little a clingy when Medicine Pocket comes home.

also also Blue mistook Medicine Pocket for a wonderlandshark at first and after she presumed them as such they had to step out of the room to try not to cry and explode thats True love .

📣Good Night USA

This is so important to me you have no idea ooouuuhhh 😭😭😭😭😭 I never thought of a proper proper wholesome dynamic between them to this extent and now I am enlightened…

This is a LONG post you have been warned. The MedBlue brainrot is SUPER REAL.

OK I CAN IMAGINE BABY BLUE CALLING THEM PUPPY IN THE SWEETEST SOFTEST SLEEPY VOICE EVER FULL OF GENTLE LOVE AND ADORATION… IM GONNA CRYYYYY AND MELT AND EXPLODE… Mental support Baby Blue is real (both in a meta and metaphorical sense).

I also like how she’s, in her own way, helping to keep the researcher in check. Someone has to keep her safe, therefore they also should keep themself safe so that they can be there for her. Yes, they love their job and the delightful dangers it brings with it. But they also have a person dear to them waiting for them. Also, in my headcanon, Medicine Pocket shelters a lot of supposed-to-be-experiment dogs at Laplace so they got to get it together for their pups, too (I imagine Baby Blue napping together with their puppies at the Laplace fields occasionally… Puppy tea party… Somft…). They want to take care of her and their pups, be dependable, and protect them. They used to think that this protection comes at the cost of their own wellbeing but NUH UH. Baby Blue's presence and words remind them that there are dangerous thresholds that they don't need to cross, no matter how 'logical' it seems.

She wants them to sleep with her an adequate amount of hours, therefore they cannot fuck up their sleep schedule by pulling impulsive all-nighters (I’m guilty of this too whoops). These two would get! Cozy! And Baby Blue would softly sleeptalk nonsensical but calming tales from her wonderland to help them sleep. I assume bedtime stories aren’t a very common thing in their childhood, especially when they got taken away with the beagles. So Baby Blue's whimsical, imaginative antics would be like taking back tiny but meaningful pieces of their lost childhood, stolen by a life of cold, clinical, and dangerous research. After they started sleeping with Baby Blue, her warmth and comforting stories allowed the researcher to get not only much-needed sleep, but also sating a yearning. A yearning for coziness and unconditional peace they likely brushed aside for a long, long time through the span of their childhood to teenhood.

On Baby Blue, a lot of people likely gave up on her. Doctor after doctor after doctor shook their heads and raised their hands after examining her condition. Teachers, friends, and even strangers are bewildered by her, calling her crazy, and treating her as more of a 'case study' or 'phenomenon' than an actual person. Those who did stick around her for a while couldn't stand her constant dreamings and tendencies to isolate, they either took it to heart or found themselves drifting away from her. It took her a while but she convinced herself that she was used to it, wonderland and its dwellers were her true friends after all. But at the same time, I feel like she would still realize that she's living in two worlds, and recognizes her loneliness in one of them. She tried to not think about it for a while but it likely bit at her some nights. Medicine Pocket may be the only doctor insistent enough to stick with her for longer than many others before them thanks to their stubbornness and curiosity. That's enough to get her attached to them, to say the least.

I WOULD LOVE TO SAY MORE THINGS ABOUT THESE TWO (such as her wonderland and their research on it, Baby Blue getting curious on Medpoc's research which led to them infodumping, more Baby Blue interactions with Medpoc's pups, Medpoc protecting Baby Blue from weirdo doctors at Laplace, etc etc) BUT I MAY NEED TO SLEEP GOODNIGHT INDONESIA 🔊THANK YOU ANON FOR THE ASK FEEL FREE TO SEND ME MORE OMG THE MEDBLUE BRAINROT IS REAL!!! I want to write a fic abt these two SO BAD. I want them to BE HAPPY!!!

[fbpsdumbtklblog]

:0 May I request lee!Suitcase from Inanimate Insanity??

smol fella <3

[adorablenonsense]

"That balloon literally gathered so much data from us."

No it didn't and you're pretty stupid for thinking it did.

“The Chinese balloon that flew over the US earlier this year managed to gather intelligence from military bases for days before it was shot down.”

“The Chinese spy balloon that flew across the U.S. was able to gather intelligence from several sensitive American military sites, despite the Biden administration’s efforts to block it from doing so, according to two current senior U.S. officials and one former senior administration official.

“China was able to control the balloon so it could make multiple passes over some of the sites (at times flying figure-eight formations) and transmit the information it collected back to Beijing in real time, the three officials said. The intelligence China collected was mostly from electronic signals, which can be picked up from weapons systems or include communications from base personnel, rather than images, the officials said.”

I can list more news sources saying similar things about how that balloon collected sensitive US military data.

Also love how you couldn’t respond to me with a reblog or in the replies and had to send me an anon to avoid looking foolish for being wrong.