#barefoot wine

[inmystateofbuzz]

[winemastery]

Barefoot Merlot Wine Review(Episode 367)

Barefoot Merlot Wine Review(Episode 367)

[tennessoui]

ok this is so self-indulgent that yall are gonna run me off my blog but

au where obi-wan hosts fancy wine&dinner parties, as he’s a renowned chef and retired sommelier (wine expert). the theme of this party is for everyone to bring a bottle of wine and a food that they think will pair well with the tasting notes in their chosen wine, and be prepared to explain their choices to the rest of the dinner-goers.

when anakin (invited by padmé, currently in grad school, easily the youngest and dirtiest person to have ever sat on obi-wan’s nice leather settee) shows up with a bottle of wine that still has the price tag on it ($13 for a “maker’s red mix”) and a bag of flaming hot cheetos, obi-wan knows they’re absolutely going to have hate sex about it

then anakin gets up for his turn to explain his choice and he bullshits so fantastically well, using all the words he just heard these upper class bougie snobs say and using them correctly, that obi-wan is genuinely actually impressed.

oh they’re still going to have hate sex, 100%, but now obi-wan respects the man enough to make him breakfast in the morning

(it’s eggs benedict florentine with house-made hollandaise sauce and freshly baked english muffins obi-wan got up early to bake, and halfway through poaching the final egg he looks over and anakin is leaning against his counter, eating granola by the handful out of the bag as he watches)

[saintartemis]

Was with some visitors today, when a man asked me a question about one of the collection objects, to which I answered.

Guy then proceeds to tell me, "Oh incredible, usually people in your position don't know the whole story behind a thing like that."

And I'm sorry, but what the fuck do you mean by that? People in my position? People who's whole-ass jobs are to know the museum's collections, their history and impart that knowledge in fun and exciting ways to jerks like you? Every museum worker ever?

I didn't say anything, just smiled, but that man is damn lucky he didn't hear what I was thinking.

[dylanconrique]

i swear i prep for watching the rookie every tuesday night like it's an olympic sport.

[snobgoblin]

giving Nadia a heart attack speedrun (wearing my dirty ass boots with the nice silk dress she gave me)

[liquidlightandrunningtrees]

Happy. Just in my swim shorts, barefooted, wild-haired, in the red fire dark, singing, swigging wine, spitting, jumping, running - that’s the way to live.

Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums

[colorisbyshe]

Hard Monster Flavor Review from someone who does not enjoy drinking unless it tastes good:

OG Flavor: Tastes like actual monster. Has a slight vodka-y aftertaste but not in an unpleasant way. If you're craving monster but kinda want to chill out instead of getting energy, this is it. Would need to drink several cans to get anywhere near drunk (this is true of all flavors).

Scary Berry: Delicious, might be too flavorful for some people. Like it's very artificial. The vodka after taste contrasts more with this flavor profile but still isn't bad.

Peach: Kinda tastes like scary berry for people who want less of an intense artificial vibe. Still doesn't taste like real peach but it's more immediately "pleasant" and the after taste is less obvious. This would go well with a brunch, tbh. Like a scummy take on a mimosa, somehow.

White haze: Doesn't taste like the white cans of monster. Doesn't really even taste good. Least favorite. Bad vibes. I got a twelve pack of assorted flavors,so I have two cans of this left and drinking them won't be a struggle but won't be ideal. Doesn't have any aftertaste tho??

Hard Mountain Dew (OG Flavor) Review:

Doesn't taste like mountain dew. Feels more like a kind of flat 7-up or Sprite if gave up. Not bad, doesn't taste like a hard liquor, but feels like... if beer tried to be soda but... also gave up. Enjoyable enough to drink and I enjoyed trying it out and will be seeking other flavors but I feel like i expected it to give more Dew and kinda gave Dewn't. Better than White Haze but nothing to go out of your way to find. Good novelty drink.

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

So if I age like a shitty wine am I still getting better as I get older orrrr…?

[myownprivatcidaho]

alcohol tasted AWFUL to me the first 21.5 years of my life and then this past christmas break sth clikced and now suddenly.... i like it. and I'm enjoying that i like it and NOW am enjoying drunkenness almost every evening (im much less of a lightweofht than i look but much more of one than i like to think) and im wondering if maybe i shld be ..... concerned.

[wickedhawtwexler]

i truly do not know why people spend so much money on wine. i've had so many different kinds of wine, i've had fancy expensive wine (paid for by my employer, absolutely not by me asdfljk), and honestly nothing tastes as good to me as barefoot moscato

[allhallowstiel]

aziraphale and crowley are always talking about this fancy wine that they like and whatever the fuck. what the fuck is a châteauneuf-du-pape. just drink barefoot bubbly like the rest of us.

[daemonhxckergrrl]

what kind of fool forgets mushrooms in a bolognese ? the same kind that had to run back to the shop bc she forgot the damn passata.

[rwbwby]

walked past this display in a target while rupaul’s “sissy that walk” was playing on the radio

this feels like a hate crime

[barry2018-2023]

I just bought a bottle of barefoot wine and it was 16 dollars I gonna throw up inflation stoooopp like seriously stop 😭😭

[colorisbyshe]

i rly did go to a wine tasting class to... idk... develop more mature tastes and knowledge just to discover barefoot moscato IS my best friend, to hear someone make a steven universe joke, and for me to steal more complimentary chocolate squares than i was expected to take... really just made the entire thing a classless affair

like you can't put lipstick on this pig