#barely an exaggeration 😔

[gloriousmonsters]

feel SO gross and tired today but I'm also very excited bc I was going through my 19 old drafts of heart hands bone and found a scrap I'd written without a place a draft ago that I saved despite having no clue if I'd use it, and I HAVE A PLACE TO USE IT IN THIS DRAFT

[chronicallylatetotheparty]

Was reminded Interstellar exists so:

Hey, remember how the main emotional crux of the movie is the main character's relationship with his daughter?

Remember how the the father leaving for *checks notes* ever was something that deigned a conversation with said daughter?

But, oh wait! He has a son too! I guess your only remaining parent leaving forever doesn't affect you if you're a boy!!

No wonder he grew up to be the type of person his father hates.

Since, y'know, Dad of the Century over here couldn't be bothered to parent his kid even when he was still around.

(they could have just not had that character and it would have taken exactly Nothing away from the movie)

[seethesin]

wake up call

pairing: Hazel Callahan x F!Reader

tags/warnings: sexual content, hazel & reader are 18+, established relationship, college au, body worship, teasing, oral over clothing, orgasm denial/edging (18+, mdni)

a/n: i too have caught feelings for my favorite arsonist, hazel callahan 😔 have an uncharacteristically short, smutty fic while i work my thoughts out.

loosely based on this prompt. gif pack/gif credit. enjoy :)

"Baby, it's time to get up."

You're too busy trying to sleep off a migraine to pay attention to Hazel stirring in bed or what she has to say. Even with an eye mask on, any stray refraction of light is enough for a splitting pain to reverberate in your head. You should have drank more water and less tequila last night.

Hindsight was always 20/20.

You and Hazel had met your friends at Mary's, a local gay bar a mile from campus. The bouncers never commented on the fake IDs you thrust in their hands every weekend and barely bothered to check them as they ushered you inside. Your best guess? They'd take every dollar they could get.

It was a small, hole-in-the-wall establishment, but it was fun enough for the group of you to drink, dance, and sing desperately off-key. It was your usual meeting spot on Thursday and Friday nights—sometimes Saturdays if you and Hazel had the strength to get out of bed in the morning—where you all could gossip about your professors and peers. You don't remember much from last night, but you do remember grinding on Hazel after downing three tequila sodas while Isabel bitched about her Econ professor, Mr. Weber.

You were now facing the repercussions of your debaucherous, dehydrated actions.

"Babe," Hazel tries again. Her disembodied voice is farther away now, most likely in the bathroom next door. "You're going to be late for calculus."

Who the fuck convinced you to take Friday classes? Let alone actually attend them?

Oh right. It was Hazel.

At least both of you managed to find off-campus housing at the end of sophomore year. If you had to share a bathroom with an entire floor again, you would have hung yourself with dental floss.

"Professor Hoyt can eat my ass," you grunt, grabbing your pillow and smashing it into your face. The next part of your sentence is so garbled that you can't even understand yourself. You hear Hazel's footsteps reenter your bedroom as the mattress concaves next to you. The pillow is nudged off your face and stray beams of light bury themselves back into your eye mask.

"She better not." Her breath fans against your cheek as you feel her nip playfully at your skin. "That's all mine."

Hazel can't see your exaggerated eye roll, but she feels the grin growing across your face. She mirrors it eagerly, pressing sweet, soft kisses down your cheek. You feel her lips ghost down your jaw before gliding down your neck. You hum quietly, reflexively tilting your head to the side to expose more flesh to her.

Hazel notices and firmly bites at the base of your neck. You moan, caught off guard.

"I can just ask Isabel for the notes after she gets out of Econ." It comes out as a whine as you feel Hazel shift on top of you.

"Mhmm," she mocks, her hands creeping under your nightshirt. Gingerly, she tugs it up and over your head before shoving it towards her side of the bed.

Her hot mouth reconnects with your skin, trailing down your chest, and kissing just over the curve of your breast. Her lips sink lower, enveloping themselves around your nipple as she sucks. Her hands slide up and down your body reverently before resting on your waist. You mewl, rutting your hips forward.

"Haze," you breathe but she ignores you.

Her lips pull away from your breast, kissing across your chest to give short, equal treatment to its twin. Whatever she was trying to do had the opposite effect on you; there was no way you were leaving this apartment when your girlfriend was too busy devouring every inch of your body.

Hazel kisses wetly against your skin as she begins her descent down your abdomen. Suddenly, she halts. Her nose brushes your navel and her mouth hovers just over your loins. She's so close to where you want her and you vocalize your frustration with a growl. Hazel's thumbs hook under the waistband of your underwear as her head sinks lower.

"Use your words," she teases, voice husky as she snaps the elastic band back into your skin.

You whimper, shoving your hips closer to Hazel's face. If you weren't so hungover, you would have clamped your thighs against her cheeks and squeezed. Hazel had a thing for breathplay anyway; she would have loved it.

"Put your mouth on my pussy."

"Yes ma'am."

Immediately, Hazel's hands grope the meat of your ass, tugging you toward her. Her lips kiss against your clothed cunt, her tongue poking out to kitten lick against the fabric of your underwear.

You exhale, squeezing your eyes shut as short, raspy moans push from your throat.

"Fuck yes," you sigh, wriggling your hips to steal more friction from Hazel's tongue. The coil in your stomach begins to tighten as heat radiates from between your legs. Your underwear is soaked from a combination of your slick and Hazel's saliva. You were embarrassed to admit it, but you were already nearing your first climax.

Apparently, Hazel has a sixth sense for impending orgasms because she realizes that too. Without another word, she detaches herself from your body. The bed creaks as she rolls off it. Her footsteps retreat to the other side of the room.

She's gone. You keen.

"Hazel, what the fuck?" Your thighs press together, rubbing feebly to try and salvage a lick of your previous pleasure. It's useless and you give up with a petulant huff.

The brunette chuckles from a distance, the sound growing louder as she returns to the bedroom. You rip your eye mask off, squinting for a full-fledged minute as your pupils adjust to the sunlight. After blinking feverishly, you stare at Hazel, now leaning into the doorway. A sheen of spittle and slick glows from her chin.

"You're up," she states obviously, her arms crossed over her chest. The way they press into her tits makes your mouth water.

"I've been up!"

She snickers.

"Good. Now you won't be late to calculus anymore."

[10yo-anon]

✩ STUDY SESSION. ✩

Satoru x reader

♡⊹🎧‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧ 🎧⊹♡

♡⊹🎧‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧ 🎧⊹♡

⚠️: uh..smut?? idk the specific names. quick drabble so not proofread! any1 can interact!!

WC: jus a lil drabble.I aint counting allat 🙏😭 (its 706. i got curious.)

A/N: life sucks. here's my attempt to write smut 😔

♡⊹🎧‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧ 🎧⊹♡

why did people never tell you medical exams were this stressful? . . . well...they did. you just never believed them enough. but it's still their fault they didn't exaggerate it enough!

that's what you kept ranting to your Satoru as you studied— can you even call it studying? though you had everything ready on your bed, your books, notes, blah blah blah, all you really did was sit right beside it and play music... but on the bright side, you only started rambling when Satoru walked into your room! that's already a point for you!

but oh were you grateful for your concerned boyfriend, putting all his time into helping you out... at the same time you also despise him... despite the way he won't move until you answer his little Q&A right.

♡⊹🎧‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧ 🎧⊹♡

"awh.. c'mon baby.. don't tell me you can't answer... I promise its the last question." you hate the way Satoru smiles at you like that.. knowing damn well why you can't even focus... acting like he isn't folding you in half right now.. balls deep inside you and not moving.. "you know I'll give you what you want after this.."

"m' tryin!.." you pant, mind fuzzy as you beg for him to move already. "ah ah, you have to answer first, pretty." he lightly pats your cheek to taunt you.

Satoru drops his head down to nibble on your neck as he waits for you to talk, trying to distract himself from fucking you dumb because as much as he wants to, he knows you want to pass your exams. besides, he's only edging you for a purpose!

he soon eggs you into squealing the answer out when his free hand slides down to rub soft circles on your clit, hissing as your gummy walls squeeze around his leaking cock.

"There we go.. see? such a smart girl you are." he praises, and you turn your head to the side in embarrassment before his free hand grabs your chin to make you face him, his other hand slapping your now puffy clit.

"now, you wanna tell me what you want?" you shake your head no, instead, you attempt to grind against him, trying to find friction. he only laughs before his hand goes to your inner thigh, pinning you down and still.

"w..wha?— n-no! ah, need... need more!" you whine, "need what, doll?" he asks, happy with himself as he managed to make you this desperate so quickly. "I need you, 'Toru! puh—please jus' fuck me already! I answere—" you get cut off as he pulls out 'till his tip is barely in you before harshly thrusting you, barely giving you time to get used to the intrusion.

"Aah.. shit— really squeezin' me here.. don't worry, ngh.. I'll give ya what you need..!" both of his hands now on your thighs, spreading them apart as he sets a slow and rough pace, his pink tip kissing your cervix with every thrust, leading to your mouth in an o shape, eyes rolling back to meet stars.

"mmn! ah...! s-so good!" you shamelessly moan out, arms wrapping around his neck. He watches you intently, angling his hips to penetrate your g-spot before speeding his pace.

as you get more and more vocal, he suddenly kisses you, his tongue meeting yours, shutting you up. "stay quiet, sweets... you don't want people to know you're such a slut now.." he groans into the kiss, but it only turns you on more. "h—haah... t-tch. of course you'd want them to know.. what will I ever do with my kinky baby."

You close your eyes shut, feeling your body on the edge of an orgasm. " m' s-so close, s-sooo—" Your walls tighten around his cock, and he throws his head back as a ring of your cum forms at the base of his dick.

"baby— shitshitshit! aah... please lemme c-cum inside..!" you eagerly nod your head, and his thrusts get sloppier and sloppier before his tip pokes through your cervix, shooting thick ropes of cum.

As he catches his breath, he scans your face, and it's obvious you're fucked out. "darling, you can't sleep yet.. we've only finished one topic. You still have a lot more questions to answer..."

♡⊹🎧‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚‧ 🎧⊹♡

A/N: and im asking WHYYY LORDDDDD!!! (shoutout to the ballad of jane doe case i love that osng sm)

[ky-yk]

delicate (hyj x f!reader)

genre: fluff || word count: 2.1k

author’s note: this is me trying (no pun intended) to manage my expectations and also stop my delusions in their wake, hope y’all enjoy ✊😔

war was over.

after fighting valiantly and shedding blood, sweat, tears, and your cold hard cash, you finally got to reap the fruits of your labor as you settled into your seat for taylor swift's concert in singapore.

you took it all in: the sea of seats slowly filling up, the excited chatter of swifties and casual fans alike, and just the entire scale of the production.

that didn't mean you weren't logical, though.

"goddamn, i'm far," you muttered to yourself in disbelief as you shook your head and took your phone out to pass the time. even while you were focused on your phone, you could vaguely make out the people settling into the seats around you out of the corner of your eye.

as time drew closer to 7 pm, you felt someone plop into the seat beside you, chest heaving and clearly exhausted from the rush. you turned to give her a once over: bucket hat pulled so far down her face you wonder how she even made to her seat, masked up to add to the air of mystery, but dressing to the nines yet so effortlessly. they're a swiftie, what'd i expect, you thought to yourself.

striking brown eyes, that's what.

your seat mate must've noticed your gaze on her as she looks up at you like a puppy, her eyes barely peeking out from under her hat. it's when she raises her hat up a little bit that you see her big brown doe eyes staring straight into yours, and you start questioning if you cured cancer in your past life because what do you mean i sit next to this beauty for a whole concert??

you notice that she’s trying to tell you something, but she might as well have said nothing because there was no way she could overpower the blasting speakers and the ruckus of the crowd. you raised your eyebrows as if to ask her to repeat herself. she shook her head with a smile as she leaned forward, which you took as a sign to do the same.

“i’m sorry for disturbing you, by the way,” your seatmate says sheepishly. but all you could do was stare dumbly at her as you try to process what the hell was happening.

okay what the hell not only does she dress well but she’s pretty AND she has a raspy voice?! lord god if you took me right here right now i wouldn’t be complaining, this is a lovely way to die.

“um, you alright there?”

“huh?”

you know maybe i should just die right here.

“oh! oh yeah, i’m alright,” you chuckled, trying to shake off the awkwardness. as she laughs along with you easily, you hope her pillow is always cold at night for choosing to ignore the awkwardness of being stared at.

“anyways, you get here safe?” she asks, trying to make small talk.

as you opened your mouth to reply, you both notice the crowd go wild as the lights go down and a video plays on screen. you look back at your seatmate with an apologetic look as she just shakes her head in amusement.

“looks like the show’s about to begin, huh?” she shouts at you while leaning forward to stand like everyone else in your section to get a better view of the stage. you followed her lead, but only after staring up in awe at your enigma of a seatmate.

you stood on your tippy toes to try to see what was happening on stage. your timing couldn't be more perfect since it just so happened that, at that moment, taylor finally came on stage, prompting everyone to holler and further blocking your view.

how'd you know?

your seatmate's screeches, that's how.

"OH MY GOD IT'S TAYLOR, TAYLOR'S ON STAGE!" she screamed at the top of her lungs as she jumped along with the rest of the crowd.

screamed at you, that is.

she repeatedly slapped your shoulder in excitement as your face morphed from surprise to exaggerated discomfort in a second and you doubled over.

"OW!" you yelled half-jokingly.

she looked at you with wide eyes as she ran her mouth off, held you close, and rubbed your shoulders while apologizing, but those went in one ear and out the other as you turned your head to get a better look at the girl.

her hat must've fallen off while she was jumping around, but you wonder why she was even wearing one in the first place because no one this pretty should be hiding themselves.

no one with long, black, and wavy hair that flowed well past her shoulders and framed her face perfectly should cover that up.

no one with big, brown, and expressive eyes that you could just drown in should have to shield them. they deserve to be put into a museum.

they deserve to be admired.

you snap back to reality when she drops her arms and moves to make some space between you two, and she realizes that you're staring at her, suddenly frantically looking for her hat. you try to stop her in her tracks.

"hey hey, it's alright," you reassure her. "you look really pretty, by the way." she seemed to be taken aback.

"wait do you..." she starts to question before catching herself and instead choosing to say, "oh, um, thank you! you do too, by the way."

"i'm just saying you don't need the hat. i mean, how would you even be able to see taylor?"

she picks her hat off the floor and stares at it long and hard, as if deep in thought.

"you know what? you're right."

she then puts her hat on her chair before turning her attention back to the stage with a smile -- right on time for cruel summer.

as soon as the telltale intro started, she grabbed you by the shoulders again and started jumping around while screaming the lyrics. your eyes widened and your shoulders stiffened at the sudden proximity before you relaxed and just enjoyed the moment, screaming at the top of your lungs with the rest of the crowd.

"I'M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR, AND I'M CRYING LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR, OH!" you both screamed at each other, pointing to each other while using your phones as mics at the same time.

"SAID I'M FINE BUT IT WASN'T TRUE, I DON'T WANNA KEEP SECRETS JUST TO KEEP YOU, AND I," you aggressively pointed at each other at every syllable. you were both stuck in your own little world -- as if you'd known each other your whole lives.

as the show went on, you'd sometimes sneak glances at the girl beside you and smile to yourself as you enjoyed the sight of her just letting loose.

on one occasion, though, she must've felt your gaze on her as she turns to meet yours. you didn't even bother covering it up; there was no saving yourself. you just mirror her bright smile that makes her eyes disappear, hoping this moment would last forever.

then again, all good things must come to an end.

the concert flies by, and the next thing you know, you and your seatmate are seated once again, trying to catch your breath.

you didn't even get to take many pictures because of how much fun you were having.

"wow," she said as she looked up at the ceiling. she then went quiet, as if replaying the events of the night in her head. she shook her head with a smile and turned to look at you before a phone notification soon caught her attention.

a whole slew of them.

you just looked on as she sighed, replying to only one of them before shutting her phone off and giving you her fullest attention with a smile.

"you're quite famous, huh?" you joked. her eyes went wide as the color seemingly drained from her face. "oh no, i just meant that because you had a lot of notifs," you said, trying to save face and reassure her. i wonder why she clams up randomly, you thought to yourself.

you then realize that you may never get the answer to your question. and the thought disappoints you.

what have i got to lose?

you got your phone and switched on your camera, pointing it towards the stage.

"hey," you say, trying to get her attention. you held your hand out in front of the camera in a peace sign, hoping she catches your drift. soon enough, you see another peace sign in front of your camera, and you start to snap away.

afterwards, you turn your peace sign into half a heart, and she does the same.

"let's take a pic together, you and me," you tell her. before she even got the chance to reply, you immediately followed it up. "only if you want to! i don't want to make you uncomfortable, seeing as we're strangers and all--"

she cut off your rambling by plucking your phone out of your hands and switching it to selfie mode. "it's fine..."

"y/n."

"y/n. lovely name for a lovely person,” she remarked. “anyways, you're good. now, come on! my arm's getting tired."

you got into the frame, posing with her and making funny faces before she chuckled and proceeded to airdrop the pictures to herself.

"let's get going?" she asks as she gets up from her seat. you nod and follow her lead out of the stadium.

conversation flows easily between the both of you as you slowly make your way outside, not wanting the moment to end.

soon enough, you made it outside. you turn to face her, bouncing on your heels as you spoke.

"um, i guess this is it."

"yeah, i guess it is."

you open your mouth to take a leap, to make the moment last, but of course it had to be cut short by the honk of a black van that pulled up close to you both.

she looks towards the van. "well, i guess this is me."

you knew you'd regret it if you didn't make a move, so you took your chances.

"wait!"

"hm?" she looks at you expectantly -- and maybe a little hopefully, unless you were deluding yourself.

"i...had a lot of fun tonight, and i'd hate if this were just a one night thing, you know?"

she chuckles in response. "i did too, y/n."

"so...would you want to meet up again soon?"

"i'm not from here, you know."

"neither am i, but who knows what'll happen?" you tried to reason out.

"you make a good point," she resigns.

"how about this: if you can find me after tonight, then we can go out."

"deal!" you replied a little too excitedly.

"alright, well, i'll see you around, y/n," she says as she moves to get inside her car.

"wait!"

"yes, y/n?"

"i don't even know your name."

"i guess you're right," she says.

she steps into your personal space, close enough that you could get a whiff of her perfume, as she holds your shoulders and leans in to whisper, as if only for you to hear.

"it's jen."

she then pulls away, but not after placing a peck on your cheek. she then steps back.

"have a good night, y/n. get home safe!" she says before ducking to get inside her car.

"bye," you whisper into the night as you watch the car speed off.

you turn around to make your way towards the subway. you check your twitter, going through your timeline before you decided to check the trends. one trend caught your eye, though. "JENJEN," it read. enticed, you clicked on it.

LE SSERAFIM's Huh Yunjin spotted at Taylor Swift's The Eras Tour in Singapore. attached to the tweet were pictures of your seatmate waiting in line and standing around in her bucket hat.

you stopped in your tracks, eyes wide, as you continued to scroll down, seeing tweets from what appeared to be kpop stan accounts.

so glad to see our resident swiftie enjoying her life AS SHE SHOULD

is she a ninja or smth bc how did none of us notice she was gone

why do u need to know where she is all the time smh 🙄

she looks like she had a lot of fun, thank u sg fearnots for not crowding her!

huh yunjin, huh?

you jumped over to instagram as you kept walking to the subway station to search her name up. clicking on the first account you saw, you realized that your seatmate was a celebrity.

you clicked on the big blue follow button and watched it turn into two separate buttons: following and message. you clicked on the latter button.

itsy/n: found you

itsy/n: 1 image attached.

[fatphobiabusters]

You know what? I thought I'd seen everything, but I'm literally fucking speechless right now. My university's counseling center is so fucking untrained on fatphobia that they have a pamphlet on "Body Size Diversity and Acceptance," which I had been shocked was offered at all. But I apparently shouldn't have gotten my expectations higher than the depths of the Mariana Trench because, after a very horrible experience with fatphobia in counseling there today, I opened the pamphlet to read that thin people are "oppressed" for being thin. And I am somehow not exaggerating in any fucking way when I say that's exactly what the pamphlet claimed.

They:

Didn't acknowledge fatphobia at all (the pamphlet barely even shows any fat people and makes this entire shitty pamphlet JUST about body image. You know, as if that's all fat people have to fucking worry about. The rest of this list is just about the two circled paragraphs because I do not have the energy to dissect this entire bullshit pamphlet)

Erased fatphobia to talk about "size oppression" which is a concept they made up to pretend that ALL people are oppressed for their size. BULLSHIT.

Act like this pretend "size oppression" they used to erase fatphobia is oppression because "Everyone judges themselves about their size and that's all that's needed to be oppressed for the size you are 😔"

"Size oppression does not spare those who are naturally thin, either." HUH. HUH. ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? YOU WANT TO TAKE A SECOND GO AT THAT, BUD?

The pamphlet says thin people are OPPRESSED BY "VOLUPTUOUS AND MUSCULAR IDEALS." BUDDY, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SAY THE WORD FAT. THE WORD "FAT" IS NOT WRITTEN EVEN ONCE IN THIS PAMPHLET, BUT YOU SURE HAD NO PROBLEM WRITING "THIN" EVERYWHERE! AND "VOLUPTUOUS" IS JUST YOUR FUCKING CODEWORD FOR "THIN WITH A BIG ASS." FUCK OFF!

"[Thin people] can be just as dissatisfied with their bodies and themselves as anyone else." HUH. REALLY? YOU'RE GOING TO CLAIM THAT?????

They're the target of people's jealousy and envy, which you use to claim thin people are oppressed, AND THEN NEVER STOP TO FUCKING THINK WITH YOUR BRAIN ABOUT WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE THEM?!?!?!?! I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THERE'S AN INDICATION OF A POWER IMBALANCE SOMEWHERE IN THERE????? SOME REASONS FOR WHY THIN PEOPLE ARE SO PRAISED??? AND THEM BEING PRAISED...IS YOUR DEFINITION OF OPPRESSION?!?!?!

"For no reason other than their body sizes!"

NO REASON?!?!?!?!?!

THERE'S NO REASON WHY FAT PEOPLE LITERALLY KILL THEMSELVES TO BE THIN OTHER THAN FUCKING AESTHETICS?!?!

NOT THE MUTILATION, POLICE BRUTALITY, STARVATION, LACK OF ACCESS TO VITAL RESOURCES LIKE CLOTHES AND HEALTHCARE, FATAL MEDICAL NEGLECT AND ABUSE, BEING LEFT TO DIE IN NATURAL DISASTERS LIKE HURRICANES, COURT JUDGES SAYING IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO RAPE FAT PEOPLE, THE WAGE GAPS, JOB DISCRIMINATION, WORKPLACE HARASSMENT, FORCED SEPARATION OF FAMILIES, NOT BEING ALLOWED TO ADOPT CHILDREN, AND THE LIST GOES FUCKING ON?!?! THIN PEOPLE ONLY EXPERIENCE THINNESS AND NO AMOUNT OF PRIVILEGE OVER FAT PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

I want to kill, maim, strangle, and rip flesh with my teeth right now :)))))

-Mod Worthy

[kakushino]

You loved your dear friend, you really do, but you couldn't understand for the life of you what drove Tengen to get sloshed for the forth time the week! You were always dragged along whenever he went too, insisting that you're the best choice because Makio and Suma would freak out. You did point out Hinatsuru as an option, but that always lead him him pressing harder for you to come with him, no one else. You never truly could deny him. Which is why you found yourself being the one to help the drunken Sound Pillar stumble back to your home since his is much farther away. Tengen was laughing as he leaned and staggered forward into your home, his cloudy magenta eyes taking in your humble abode eagerly. He let out hearty laugh. "I would've done this sooner if I knew you'd finally take me home with you." He tittered, his gaze soon turning to you, the hashira simply grinning wider at your annoyed expression. "Lucky me, I get a cutie like you all to myself." "Tengen, stop, you're drunk off your ass." You huffed, Tengen letting out his own huff, frowning briefly before he laughed again, giving you an exaggerated nod, shoulders shaking as he giggled. "Yep, I'm drunk and hopelessly in love." "Yeah, I know, your wives are great." You growled, depositing Tengen in the guest room, running off to get a sleep yukata for him. Tengen let out another drunken cackle as he called after you. "I'm not talking about them." "Oh, so you found another woman to add to your family? How'd the marriage interview go?" You asked sarcastically, throwing the clothing at the tall man, hitting him in the face and making him fall onto the tatami mat you had placed out in case you had guests. Looks like your habits are paying off. Tengen pulled the yukata off his face, his expression serious, or as serious as a drunken man's expression can be. "There was never a marriage interview." "Then what happened, big guy?" You spoke, walking over to a shelf and pulling out a futon. "I met you." "What?" You looked over your shoulder, raising a brow at Tengen, who had his eyes trained solely on your form. "What do you mean by that? Did that sake scramble your brain more than I thought?" "I'm drunk and hopelessly in love." Tengen spoke. "Yes, you said that already." "I'm in love with you, though." He added, words starting to slur as the liquor was starting to crash into him full force. "You drive me crazy with how ya just...run 'round like ya own the place....Dressin' so flashy and flaunting in fron'f'me...You're just....s'pretty...I..."He never finished his rant before he passed out on his side, leaving you wondering if an old saying was true. Were a drunk man's words a sober man's thoughts? When did he even grow this attachment ? Were his wives aware of this? You sighed, simply deciding to pester Tengen in the morning, managing to barely drag him onto another tatami mat you laid out, his large frame engulfing the futon. Part of you hoped he was just spitting out drunken rambles, but another part of you was praying he was telling the truth. You were too tired for this shit and went to sleep, turmoil brewing in your mind.

Drunken confessions? Yes please 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏 you always hit home so well, Glitchie ❤️ Tengen totally would-

He would also talk to his wives beforehand about this and then attempt to woo me with his "impressive" drinking "skills" becausw I'm slavic and I can hold my alcohol very well 🥺❤️ all he does is make himself sloshed though 😔 what a pookie

I need him in my bed guest room

[cleostoohot]

𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬 🐈

what is a mental diet when it comes to manifesting? a mental diet is when you pay attention to your thoughts and flip thoughts that go against your desire/thoughts you no longer resonate with. the better you are with canceling out those thoughts, the faster your desire comes to fruition because you don’t have those opposing thoughts taking such a toll on you.

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𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

i absolutely love this one. try to catch the thought as fast as you can and flip it. don’t even finish the thought. don’t give that bitch a chance. this one is so effective because it quickly trains your mind to not even think what’s being canceled anymore. early in my manifesting journey i did this. on the first day my opposing thoughts were so bad but by day 2- the opposing thoughts decreased by 60% not even exaggerating. i had lost an inch off my waist too (i was manifesting my desired body)

𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐩 𝟑𝐱

i seen this on @babygothprincess‘s page. i think she created the technique herself. i’m not going to go too much into detail since she already did in her post. but, whenever you have an opposing thought, you flip it 3 times. example:

“i’ll never get the $500😔- wait the $500 is already mine. i always attract money easily and effortlessly. i’m so happy i got $500”

“𝐢 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧…”

this one is gold too 🙌🏽! if you ever think a thought from the ‘old’ reality, follow it with “i remember when blah blah blah” lemme just give y’all an example lol.

“why tf my ass so flat😒- i remember when i used to think my ass was so flat but now i’m thick as fuck!” i 💙 the i remember when technique because you’re treating the old story as a memory meaning that’s not how it is anymore, you have your desire now!

“𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠…”

my very own😌 i did a whole post on it here 🤲🏽 so i’m definitely not going into detail rn lol. long story short you just affirm “regardless of everything, _____” after.

“why isn’t my hair getting any healthier 🤧- nah regardless of everything i already have healthy, luscious hair” or “regardless of what i think or see, i have the hair i desire”

𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

i thought of this technique earlier this year and hyler actually made a video on it too. for some reason people were hating on hyler for bringing this technique to the internet but… i mean you’re literally gaslighting yourself into having your desire??? it’s better than gaslighting yourself saying you’re delusional and could never get your manifestation-

“i hate how tall i am😥- bish what? why tf did i even say that, i’m literally short as fuck. almost everybody i meet is taller than me what was i thinking?”

𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧

if you’re going to do this, i recommend doing it along with at least one of the techniques listed above. this is kind of like just a cherry 🍒 on top. at night or when you’re about to go to sleep, revise your day with affirmations like:

“all my thoughts were aligned with my desire”

“i’m so proud that i only had positive thoughts today”

so on and so on. the past is so easy to change since it’s really just a memory kept alive by you. so when you’re telling yourself that you only thought the right things, that’s what you will get evidence of. highly suggest doing this in SATS.

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this post is kind of dry and messy i’m sorry lol. but i got a lot of better stuff planned after this post so just bare with me ok? 😃 i’m new to dis ian true to it just yet 💀

[fatuismooches]

I don't know if you've written about this already, but my period cramps are so bad i had to leave school early and I need to self indulge in delulu comfort 😔

I need to imagine Dottore cuddling his so when you're struggling with cramps, rubbing his hands over your lower abdomen mgshshsghg🤭 he'd massage anywhere that hurts while his clones get you some snacks and comfy blankets... (I just know he would give you a hysterectomy the same day no questions asked🤭🤭)

If this happened in the akademiya, I'd honestly think that Zandik would have thought that you were overreacting and tells you to get over it so you could go to class finally. Except for the fact that you can barely get yourself out of your bed without wincing every movement and the fact that you look like you're either about to faint or vomit. He'll grumble about but once you realize that you aren't lying and trying to get out of going to classes he does begrudgingly help them. He'll make a makeshift heating pad quickly and get you some water and medicine, but he's really not the one you would look for for comfort... so that's really all he does (he is worried I swear!! He just doesn't know how to show it without being mean or sounding too wimpy!) And although he'll grumble, it is an excuse for him to skip class considering he's busy taking care of you... (and he will definitely use any excuse if it means not going to those wastes of time. But... doesn't taking care of you count as a waste of time? He tells you to shut up.)

WAHHHH IM CRYING 😭❤️❤️ I totally understand, period cramps can really be a pain dbjiedb but I really hope you feel better anon, that sounds pretty bad :( Make sure to take care of yourself and don't push it!

Ugh me loves this so much,, at this stage in his life he would so understand that period cramps and complications are no joke (he is still a doctor after all... just an unconventional one) so he knows you aren't exaggerating your pain,, You would just be sitting on his lap and one hand is on your abdomen and another is scribbling down paperwork (he is good at multitasking) AND OH if his hands aren't good 🤭 he knows EXACTLY what points to hit and how to rub you to make you feel as better as possible. And the clones, checking up on you every now and then too 🥺 They probably developed their own special heating pad for you too 🥱

But YEAH Akademiya Zandik would just be like 'what are you doing 😐' at first, the mf 💀 He would think you're just overdramatizing it to get a reaction out of him, but nope, you're literally curled up in a ball and clutching yourself, maybe even on the verge of tears from the pain. Well then, he sure doesn't think you're faking it anymore... He'll still mutter some things as he tends to you, but that's just how he is you know? It's his way of showing affection to you... although it doesn't seem like that. But you should know that by now. And he is a teeny bit softer with you too, tilting the cup back so you can drink it and making sure the chores you usually do are done by him. Just don't say anything before he starts up on you! (Though... he is not cooking for you because he WILL burn everything 💯 just expect to be eating takeout for a bit 💀) If you've been with him this long, you probably have become accustomed to just finding his mere presence comforting since he doesn't offer much of it, physically and verbally 😅

Don't worry reader, just wait a few hundred years and your perfect murderous doctor husband will have your body figured out 😌

[ellie-the-oracle]

An Emotional Rant

Mild spoilers ahead (season 2 & 3)

I'm going to be a bit emotional and a bit dramatic for a second, so bare with me. Also, please feel free to leave comments, as community is something I think I need right now and would love to know I'm not alone in how I feel.🖤

My mind keeps returning to Tech and how much I miss his character. He was such a huge source of comfort for me, and I related to him so deeply. I really don't know what to expect for the rest of this final season. I so desperately want him to be alive and for this series to end on a good note with the entire batch back together (alive, safe, and happy). Yet, knowing Star Wars, I'm quite uncertain of how this will conclude.

I do not exaggerate when I say that I am genuinely hurting so badly over this. It's to the point that I don't think it's healthy. I feel hollow, and I'm striken with grief. Part of me wants to believe that he'll return because it's the only thing that makes sense for his unfinished story. The other part of me is anticipating disappointment via leaving him dead. I've put so many theories out there (see my other posts if you're interested), and I don't know what to believe anymore. On one hand, I think CX-2 is Tech. On the other hand, I believe it's Cody, and yet, I'm also suspicious of a redherring. The waiting is actually destroying me. I don't think I've connected this strongly to a character in a very long time. So I think that's why it's hurting me so much.

Anyway, any nice comments would be uplifting and appreciated as I want to know I'm not alone in how I feel. I just miss my boy 😔

[dentiststoothfairy]

tׁׅᨵׁׅׅᨵׁׅׅtׁׅhׁׅ֮'ׅ꯱ ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅ݊ꪀtׁׅꫀׁׅܻ݊ꭈׁׅɑׁׅᝯׁ֒tׁׅꪱׁׁׁׁׅׅׅׅ᥎ׁׅꫀׁׅܻ݊ ᝯׁ֒hׁׅ֮ꭈׁׅꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅׅ꯱tׁׅꩇׁׅ֪݊ ɑׁׅׅ꯱ ƙׁׅꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅׅ꯱ׅ꯱

℘ɑׁׅꭈׁׅtׁׅ tׁׅhׁׅ֮ꭈׁׅꫀׁׅܻ݊ꫀׁׅܻ݊

✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴏʟᴇᴛᴜs ᴍᴀɴᴏʀ ɪs ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ғᴇᴇʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴡɪɴᴋʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ғʟᴀᴋᴇ ᴏғ sɴᴏᴡ ғᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ sᴋʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴅᴇsᴄᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴀɴɢᴇʟs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟɪᴘ-ᴄʟᴏᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴏғ ʀᴇɪɴᴅᴇᴇʀ ʜᴏᴏᴠᴇs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀʀ.

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ. ʙʏ ʜᴇʟᴘɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴᴏʀ, ʙʏ ᴠᴏᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴄɪsɪᴏɴs ᴀɴᴅ ʙʏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴄᴀsᴛ ᴏғ ɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪᴛʏ ᴠ, ᴘᴇʀʜᴀᴘs ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ғɪɴᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ sʜᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ᴍɪsᴛʟᴇᴛᴏᴇ ᴋɪss ᴡɪᴛʜ.

✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

I responded by tossing a clump of clues towards Norton with a smile.

"Sure, I put my money on Naib."

Norton nodded, separating the crowd. He held his hand up.

"Okay. We've got three bets on Ganji and the rest on Naib."

"Did you bet against me Norton?!" Naib spoke with what can only be described as a shattered heart 😔 The narrator must.. Wipe a tear..

Norton stuck his tongue out playfully to the other before signalling the fight had begun, returning to a stoic state.

And on cue. Ganji and Naib were at each other's throats like two dogs in Emil's backstory. The crowd around me erupted into cheers as they shouted for the two to keep bruising the other's skin.

I couldn't help but laugh slightly. This manor felt more like a circus at times like this than a death game.

I was absolutely sure that we were getting stares from the others around us. Aesop being acutely aware of the fact too, cheering on more quietly than Eli and William and Norton.

Ganji, being the money holder for Norton, Eli and William and with Naib being the money holder for Aesop and I.. The pressure was on for everyone.

The sound of grunts, punches and cursing flooded the air until it ended with a thud

"Naib's the winner of this year's Christmas Crunch!" Norton's voice called out, as Naib officially threw his hands up, knocking Ganji to the ground.

"Screw you Subedar! Those were low blows!" Ganji's voice broke through its cracked cage. Despite the broken pride that Naib just threw to him, he had a bloodied lipped smile.

"Screw you, mother fucker. Gimme my money!" Naib's joy leaked through his words as he held his hand out to Ganji, helping the other up with chivalry.

Ganji grunted and forfeited his clues to the hooded mercenary. The quick grumble of money was exchanged and taste of Christmas laid in my hands. A whoppin' 600 clues from William, Eli and Norton. Happy frickin' holidays.

"That was good. That was a close one this year." Eli smiled, rubbing his lip slightly to help Naib indicate he has a bit of blood dribbling down his face.

"You treacherous fucks." He did wipe his face, before starting on Eli and Norton. "You two. Bet against. Me. You know nothing of true friendship." He laughed, exaggerating his words as if he were in one of those terrible holiday movies.

"But [Name] and Aesop? I can trust them with my drinks tonight." He smirked slightly, pulling us both to his side with an ungodly strength.

"Are you already drunk?" Norton snickered.

"Drunk off my muthafuckin victory, bitch! Naib Subedar never loses!" Considering he kept flinching with every word, adjusting his jaw and wincing every time he moved a muscle.. I'd barely call that a victory.

That was clearly wrong from his experience last year. But sure, let's let him brag. This will probably be the last chance I have to see him this cheerful until the next year.

William and Ganji had a sweet moment. Losers supporting losers before Eli spoke up.

"Well, off to Emily you two." He lightly laughed again as he brushed himself off.

"I don't trust you to take me." Naib pouted with cheek, before looking over at Ganji. "And I think only one of us should go. Because.. You know how Emily gets about the Christmas Crunch."

Despite what you'd think, Naib and Ganji were both bloodied and bruised. Although, Naib did flip his hood up to hide some of his injuries.

"I'm fine, I don't need to go."

Ganji scoffed. Before poking Naib's shoulder which earnt a large wince from the other.

"Ooh, looks like you're just as.. Batter-rd.. As I am.." Ganji wasn't the type for jokes or puns, but he had to rub in the fact they were more tied than on Naib's victory which was barely.

[madame-fear]

Hi again, my nookie pookie! Since you gave permission, here I go with all my questions >:)♡

What do strangers notice about them first?

How does their social personality differ from how they act when they’re alone?

What is a weird quality that they have (ie their hands are always cold, they’re always hungry, they snort when they laugh, etc)?

Do they make strong/frequent eye contact when they talk to someone?

Are their greatest flaw and their greatest strength related and in what way? (ie very caring and helpful but a doormat, or very observant and shrewd but often paranoid)

How has their childhood affected the way they view an aspect of their life (people, education, society, themselves, etc)?

How would your story in canon go? How would you influence the events of the original story?

What is your trait that fanon would exaggerate?

How would someone who loved you portray you?

How would someone who hated you portray you?

What is your trait that fanon would exaggerate?

What canon character are you most similar to?

What ‘canon’ scenes would the fandom point to as evidence for the validity of your ship?

You can just tell me everything abt her, I'm already obsessed :^

POOKIE PUMPKIN HELLOOOO please picture me like a puppy happily wagging its tail when i saw your message 🥰💗 TYSM FOR THIS AHHH

ok so i barely talk about her because im afraid of being too cringy and basically my OC is uhhh.. a glamourised version of myself :") so now that you allowed me to talk freely about my sweet girl embrace yourself! 🤭

1 ) What do strangers notice about her first?

I think the very first thing anyone would notice is her obsession with dragons, and her slightly distant and introverted personality. I mean I can picture her having dragon imagery EVERYWHERE (like in earrings, brooches, her dresses/clothing, wooden dragon figures, necklaces, etc.), how much she loves talking about her dragons (especially her eldest dragon Silvermoon 🤭), and how she constantly is hatching dragoneggs for herself and her loved relatives. And... Well, regarding her slightly distant personality, it would be notorious because she barely speaks a word to anyone new and just stands there staring at them like 👀 and maybe she will just immediatly let you know if she likes you or not in a non-discreet manner 🤭

2 ) How does their social personality differ from how they act when they’re alone?

Well, as I said earlier, I imagine she would socially be distant and reserved — but also confident in herself, and will not doubt in telling you what she thinks about you. But in her inner circle and loved relatives, she would be very caring, tender, and attentive. My Nia would show her softer side, and maybe even tightly embrace and smooch everyone she adores. Huge romantic vibes (platonically) with her family, even gifting them little things like pieces of jewellery, books, flowers, or dragoneggs. 💗

3 ) What is a weird quality that they have (ie their hands are always cold, they’re always hungry, they snort when they laugh, etc)?

Her body is ALWAYS hot for some reason (like it emanates heat from her basically lmao), Verynia often taps her fingers on any surface when thinking or confronting someone, and walks in circles when thinking and having to be stood up.

4 ) Do they make strong/frequent eye contact when they talk to someone?

Absolutely, yes. No matter who she’s talking to, the strong eye contact is there. (wish I could do that though 😔)

5 ) Are their greatest flaw and their greatest strength related and in what way? (ie very caring and helpful but a doormat, or very observant and shrewd but often paranoid)

Definitely! I think that Nia would spend too much time taking care of the people she loves/trusts, that she barely takes care of herself. And I pressume that her bravery also comes with her recklessness. 😅

6 ) How has their childhood affected the way they view an aspect of their life (people, education, society, themselves, etc)?

This is a very important question I feel like I need to develop a bit more around her! For short, until I properly develop her views, I feel like all the things that happened in the canon series of HOTD would lead her to keep a strong, reserved personality for herself because she knows that she needs to be aware of anyone trying to snatch away her position, or the position of her big half sister in general — and she would be very skeptical about relying on others that she fully doesnt know or trust. (this is said very vaguely so i still need to fit her properly into canon and develop her personality around the situations!)

7 ) How would your story in canon go? How would you influence the events of the original story?

As I said earlier, I still need to think properly on how to fit her right into canon! But yes, I suppose she would influence. I like to think that she helped her family organise war strategies against the Greens to claim her sisters Throne, gather as much allies as possible, and even go to war herself 🤭

8 ) What is your trait that fanon would exaggerate?

Her defiance, and bold self. While I mighy portray and think of her as bold, confident, hot-headed, reckless and a bit rebellious at times; my girl would know her limits. And of course, it’s not like she would act on impulse to her instincts. I mean... Maybe she does, actually yes 😂 but depends the situation, or if someone pushes her to the brink. On a situation that needs to be taken seriously — such as war and taking back a throne —, she would never take decisions out of impulse, or act bold without thinking. Nia would think of situations beforehand strategically before doing anything, and I feel like if she were canon the fanon would overemphasise her boldness and defiant self to the point they would portray her as basically head empty only vibing and just randomly following her instincts instead of being reckless only when necessary. (MAN I HOPE I ANSWERED THIS PROPERLY)

9 ) How would someone who loved you portray you?

(Answering this with the interpretation that it would be for how the fanon that loves her portrays her) For someone who would love her and/or is on the Black Team, she would be portrayed as courageous, girlboss vibes and genuinely protective of her family to the point she would literally kill and get killed for her beloved ones. Especially because she literally is willing to sacrifice every inch of herself if it means to fight and stand for what is right.

10 ) How would someone who hated you portray you?

(Same but uhh for people tending to support more the Green Team ajdjkel) Daemon but less (wayy less) worse, or maybe like a younger Nyra but more defiant. Toxic, arrogant, dismissive to the situation of the Greens (Aemonds eye loss, yk...), and as someone who disregards the true authority, I think. Perhaps they would even call her a whore for flirting with her own betrothed bastard nephew... but yk, its HOTD!!! 😅🙏

11 ) What is your trait that fanon would exaggerate?

Answered in the 8th question! ♡

12 ) What canon character are you most similar to?

When I read this I wasn’t sure if the OP meant similar in personality, or physically! So I will just go for both 🤙😅 Personally, I think she would probably be most similar to Nyra, in many ways: rebellious attitudes, fights for what is right, but is very loving and caring with her family. Physically idk, not any canon character in particular! Her hair would be the typically long platinum Targaryen hair, and her eyes would be like her mothers. I like imagining that before marrying Alicent (and im about to get really cringy with my own daydreaming so hold tight), King Vizzy married for a short while a Princess named Seraphyna Thornspyke in a little continent I made up called Astralis — and she would be the future heir to the Throne in there bc they believe in female empowerment yessir 🤙. Her eyes were dark and her hair was too so Verynia inherited her mothers dark eyes 🤭 (i need to stop rambling...)

13 ) What ‘canon’ scenes would the fandom point to as evidence for the validity of your ship?

Regarding the canon scenes, I have SO many scenes in mind 🤭 I have a bit of no shame in admitting that she would 100% get shipped with Lucerys because it’s dead obvious she favours him over anyone else, and how their personalities complement each other perfectly (like, she’s the typical hot-headed, bold, yet loving girlie that defends to death the timid, soft, insecure sweet boy). If my OC/Self-Insert (sorry) were canon, the most obvious ship validation scene is during the betrothal announcements scene in Kings Landing and during the betrothal feast/dinner. The first scene during the announcements would be sooo obvious bc she would be by his side and when its announced that Luke is marrying his cousin shes like, eye-twitching (not literally though, more as a way of saying HHAHS), and with the worst moody ass face that simultaneously is holding back tears 😂 and this lasts until the betrothal dinner 👀 And there I like to imagine that our sweet boy notices shes pouty and keeps trying to look elsewhere and he has no idea what tf to do until Jace takes Helaena to dance and Luke just copies his big brother. My Nia would still be fuming a bit but at the same time she feels flattered and flustered. And I can imagine that he would try not to ask her why she seems upset, so instead he compliments her dancing and oh well, fuck the anger of the betrothal; her mood has been lifted and she just giggles awkwardly and compliments him back. From there they would just kind of giggle stupidly at each other flustered at their compliments and they would also silently mock Aemond sjkfmrei OOHHH AND ALSO WHEN THEY STARTED FIGHTING AND AEGON FACEPLANTED LUKE AGAINST A PLATE OF FOOD SHE WOULD IMMEDIATLY TRY TO THROW HANDS AT AEGON So yeah thats evidence number one that would validate the ship 100%. Then I imagine random scenes of them staring randomly at each other and stupidly smiling, and her cheering for Luke when training with Jace and and and another one where before leaving to Storms End she quickly hugs him from behind and tells him that shes very proud of who he is and our shy boy is all blushing akifmelclfkg AGHHH i need to shut the fuck up now !!!

If you see this THANK YOU FOR REACHING THE END TO MY RAMBLING ABOUT MY OC MY LOVEEE 💘💘💘 and once again for the number 100th time for allowing me to express myself about my OC! This was super funnn ahhhfhhf🥰🥰

[aquafalloutmod34]

introduction (^_-)☆

(i have to rewrite this, because when i saved this as a draft, it for some reason didn't save :/ god, i'm gonna have a LOT to paraphrase.) [disclaimer: this is a parody/roleplay account. nothing said on this account reflects my views or opinions, unless stated otherwise. the character being played on this account is fictional.]

the owner of this account is a minor, so if you do not wish to interact with minors, then please block this account. ————————————————————————————— hello!! i'm the account owner, ruben @lu-ben!! this post is an introduction to what this account (and it's purpose) is — a roleplay account!! ; all things said on this account (whether it sounds like a real experience or not, uses real images or not) are said from in-character, unless there is an "ooc:" indication anywhere on the post!! [ in-character posts: #ic | out-of-character posts: #ooc ] — i am a part of @anabananaz34's roleplay!! now, the oc being played as on this account isn't actually a class of '09 oc (it's just a general purpose oc), but me, and by extension, my friends have been BRAINROTTING over this game*, so of course i had to do what i had to do. (the brainrot has been dying out lately, maybe this will help) *note: matter of fact, i actually haven't played class of '09 (or the re-up). i've just watched loads of clips/highlights from the game and did extended research (and even then, i don't know stuff!), so please just keep that in mind :) you'll (probably) come to realise this once you open the cut with my oc's information and image, but i haven't roleplayed with other humans — let alone through tumblr rp accounts — in a VERY LONG TIME (and this isn't an exaggeration, unfortunately). all this time, i've been living off of chatbots. so please cut me some slack if i sound a little stupid when rping!! part of the reason i struggle to rp with other humans is also because i partially tend to feel ignored or excluded, so if you'd prefer i stay out of something, please drop me a dm so i can stay informed!! thank you!! :D —————————————————————————————

on the topic of asks...

you may ask questions to: - iskan (the oc being roleplayed) - ooc/ruben (the owner) you may ask questions as: - yourself (includes self-rp) - a canon class of '09 character - an oc (whether co09/other media/general) i have the right to ignore your ask if: - i cannot come up with a response or answer (some questions directed at iskan may not be applicable, as he might not be fleshed out to that degree, e.g. "what's your favourite country?") - i do not want to answer the question (questions that might be personal, or just rub me the wrong way) - if the contents of the question are straight up weird (i.e. disrespectful, harassment, racist, bigoted, etc.)

i've seen several co09 rp accounts state that they receive (and heavily dislike) weird asks. i'm not gonna fuel your trollery or weird fetishes, because that isn't what this account is for.

————————————————————————————— so, who is this guy, anyways...? ↓

✨ iskandar komnenos ✨

(please forgive me for the roblox faceclaim, i barely have any good drawings of him other than the image used in my pfp 😭😭)

the basic things you really need to know about him is that he's a british-bengali exchange student. as part of a 2-year exchange program, he has to study and graduate at the lbss clone for his 3rd-4th years (junior/senior, so if he was in britain he would've been doing his a-levels. also i'm sorry, i don't know how exchange programs work 😔) i'm like "ehh..." on fanart, but if you wanna do it then go ahead!! (i won't use it for anything, though. will probably just treat it as gallery-work and reblog it under some sort of fanart tag). --- he's kind of a sona or self-insert in some regards, but he isn't meant to be a representation or idealised version of me, so don't hold that shit against me!! 😁 he is very well a fictional character, and an oc!! if you wanna read about him, then i've made an altered version of his description on a google doc BUT IT'S VERY LONG AND UGLY AND CLUTTERED!! (##ISKANDAR'S INFORMATION##) just so you know, the reason some things are written weirdly or in flexible language are because the information was originally intended to be used with ai chatbots, but if this (alongside the account's posts) help you to understand what he's like, then so be it. ————————————————————————————— THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK!! and i hope i'll make a very great addition amongst the drama and chaos :)

[tanukified]

yo! how are ya? hope you're doing fine! : DD

how'd you think Shinobu and Mitsuri reacted when they had that 'oh. I'm in love with her.' moment?

cause I think Shinobu was the one who panicked more than Mitsuri. Mitsuri was flustered, yes, but she accepted it easily as compared to Shinobu who went through the stages of denial then the stages of 'fuck how do I tell her' and 'how to dig an early grave without being noticed' 😂

bonus: obanai and Mitsuri are bffs. Shinobu thinks he's jealous because he keeps giving her glares when in reality he's exasperated at his fate of hearing her name from Mitsuri every damn time.

Obanai, knocking on Shinobu's door at 2 A.M. after Mitsuri cried thinking Giyuu liked her crush (he's gay they're wlw/ mlm hostility) : for fuck's sake Mitsuri is in love with you stop your fucking pinning and kiss you useless lesbians.

I’m good!! I hope you’re doing great tumblr user I-like-anything-water!! 🫶

My thoughts on that are pretty much the exact same ahaha!!

Also Shinobu and Giyuu being wlw/mlm hostility is the most canon thing ever, they strike me as friends that absolutely roast tf out of each other as well ahaha!

In most of my modern AUs I HC that they’re only friends because they’re literally stuck with each other, Giyuu is not the best socially so making new friends is hard and Shinobu is busy doing her own thing and making friends just isn’t on her to do list. The Tomiokas being family friends of the Kochous just makes sense to me for some reason idk why 🙇 (it more like Kanae befriended Giyuu when they were kids and Kanae would bring Shinobu along, so he hung out with them both a decent amount + their parents getting along is a fun lil thing for me).

// Shinobu: “I can’t possibly tell Mitsuri I like her! I want to disappear into the void” Giyuu: “that can be arranged” Shinobu: “stfu Tomioka, I’ll poison you” Kanae: “haha you guys get along so well” (they don’t) //

Also Obanai and Shinobu barely getting along is funny to me, like they would probably rip each other to shreds if it wasn’t for Mitsuri. (I’m exaggerating, I love the idea of them getting along because of shared interests and maybe hobbies??). Also I think Shinobu might have the idea that Obanai dislikes her more than he actually does, he’s just silly and protective over his bestie and it comes off as pretty hostile 😔

[heeseongism]

Can you do a mutual appriciation post pls?

Love your works ! Slay bestie 💪🏻💜✨

Ooh okay !! Im rlly bad at writing sappy messages tho so bare with me 😭 also im going thru my following list as im writing so this isnt in any particular order <3 also ty @sluttyenha for re-sending this ily

@foxdaisy MY PRECIOUS DAISYYY 🥺 notice how i said my daisy? Thats bcs shes mine so all of u hoes better back off, daisy should srsly have the Guinness world record for most adorable person in the world bcs my god shes the cutest 🤧 always so so supportive of all her mutuals and never has anything bad to say abt anyone, shes rlly reminds me of this one mutual i used to have on my old acc and it just made me feel so at home on this new blog <33 daisy rlly just deserves the world, she's just that one friend that you can always count on to brighten up your day 💕 i always look forward to the asks that she sends me and ngl i feel my eyes watering sometimes by how adorable she is :( we’re always active at different time but whenever we do interact it makes me rlly appreciate and love her <3

@sunghoonalter raven, oh god where do i start. raven first and foremost is my bae so everyone back off bcs she is MINE MY PROPERTY 🔪 yes i have claimed both raven and daisy deal with it (i may claim some of my other mutuals so beware) shes also my no 1 angst writer even tho i hate reading it bcs it crushes my heart but I'll read it for her ✋😔 honestly raven deserves way more than shes getting on this hellsite BCS WHY TF ARE YALL SLEEPING ON HER DAMN GOD GIVEN WRITING SKILLS?!?!?!? WAKE UP AND APPRECIATE HER FFS shes the cutest girl in the world with her bambi eyes and might i say beautiful lips 😩 also her humor >>>>>>> it makes me love her even more than i alr do. We may disagree on some stuff (her being bambi and sunghoon having tiddies) but i still love her nonetheless ! I hope ive made her tumblr experience just a little bit better just like she did with mines ❤

@hee-pster - jan my fellow girl boss and lifeline is by far THE LOVELIEST person ive met on this site and im not even over exaggerating. She was the first person i properly interacted with and she immediately made me feel so comfortable on her and ilh for that 😭 she rlly deserves all the praise and love that she recieves bcs shes just such a kind, funny, and bubbly mutual who im proud to call my friend :( shes also hilarious and i love how we can both match each others energy, shes such a beautiful person and i just know shes beautiful on the outside too 😔 we wouldnt be able to handle a face reveal 💔 i rlly do love her, so much that words cant explain how much she means to me, I'll always try my best to be her supportive moot 💕 I hope she always remembers to take care of herself bcs life can be an ass sometimes <3

@jaylaxies aria aka the president of coochie clenching smuts AKA MY QUEEN 😩 WHY IS NOBODY ON THEIR KNEES BOWING TO HER FEET RN??? She is just so so hardworking and i rlly admire her for her perseverance despite all the obstacles she faces on her blog. Shes such a gorgeous person inside and out and shes still so humble even after gaining a massive follwoung which makes me love her sm more. Shes just one of the ppl who im extremely proud to call my friend bcs its not every day you meet someone as amazing aria, shes a rare gem fr 💕💕 I want to give her the world and to protect her from all the hate but sadly im merely a 19 yr old with multipe deficiencies and couldnt fight for my life without shattering my bones. However i hope that my love and affection can help her even if its in the tiniest way possible. Shes honestly one of the sweetest ppl ive met on here and i always look forward to her posts and when we interact :(

@end-hyphen MY LITTLE 5'2" GENIE IN THE BOTTLE 🧞‍♀️ ik alot of ppl say this but genie rlly is just like a big bundle of sunshine and she never fails to make my day whenever i see her in my notifications :( literally a free package of positivity like WHAT DID I DO IN MY PAST LIFE TO DESERVE BEING BLESSED BY SUCH A WHOLESOME HUMAN BEING ??? We haven't been mutuals for very long but i rlly hope our friendship can last for a very very long time bcs tumblr would be so lifeless without her, the happiness would literally be drained out of my tumblr experience ngl 😭 im always looking forward to when we interact and just seeing her interactions with other ppl on my dash makes me so happy that theres still sm positivity despite all the hate anons ew,, genies rlly is just a beautiful person both inside and out and i wish her all the happy things in life!

@jaysbiceps amy or should i say my angel in disguise and by disguise i mean KINKY LEATHER CORSET,, i legit never wouldve expected someone as sweet and GORGEOUS as her could be this sexy but im loving it. Amy is probably the person i dm the most on here, and shes just the cutest most adorable mutual i could ever wish for. Shes so supportive and is always checking up on me which i appreciate vv much, whenever i say i love her i rlly do mean it. I love our talks whether its abt being horny or screaming abt random drama she never fails to make me laugh even if im having a rough day :( She deserves all the love and happiness in the world and i hope she doesnt have to deal with nasty anons anymore bcs or else i will personally go to their house and drain the happiness in them and then gift it to amy.

@shu-ramyeonz shu is... chaotic to say the least... BUT SHES MY CHAOTIC BAE (another one added to the list hehe fight me if u object) I love how she always acts so friendly with ppl even if its the first time they've interacted she acts as if they've know eachother forever nd have gone thru 5 divorces together 😔 I admire her sm for her confidence and positivty despite all the haters in her inbox who hve nothing better to do. also she looks exactly like a pinterest girl THE ENVY UGH 🤧 anyways i love her sm she's always hyping me up and complimenting me for no reason whatsoever which never fails to cheer me up 💕

@hwxnghyynjin BILLIE MY HANDSOME BOY, firstly can we just appreciate how god damn sexy he is bcs the fact that there isnt a billie visuals appreciation day where we all cry over how hot he is doesnt sit right with me 🤨 billie is a mutual of mine from my old acc so we go WAYYY BACK and i can't think of any other mutual i would rather have find this acc (well technically i told him but who cares) he is the cutest bean ever and his smile is so so so so precious it just lights me up inside hes so cute sjakhska :(( someone stop me im fangirling anyways billie is just the light of my life rlly and we dont interact much nowadays but i still feel so comfortable with him which is a huge thing for me. I just love him 😭

@lunarxsun luna is the cutest most adorable most precious person to exist istg words cant explain how hard working she is, i rlly hope one day she gains the recognition she deserves bcs her ocs are SO GOOD 😩 shes always so positive no matter what the haters say and i love that abt her. She's always coming into my ask box to give a little hello and i rlly appreciate it so so much, she's always thinking abt those around her and u can tell she genuinely loves her mutuals, shes such a good person and im manifesting with her that she meets her future husband at the COOL club ;)

@clelevanters tala is an angel that was sent down by god for being too horny and i will stand by that statement 😤 she rlly was blessed by god with those stunning visuals and stunning voice too?? Apparently she sings and im crying bcs i haven't heard her heavenly voice yet 😭 shes such a positive bundle of energy and i love when she randomly pops into my ask box simping over enha or the dark moon characters sjsjsksj tala also shares my pegging kink ugh could she get any better. Shes yet another one of my mutuals who i just wanna protect with all my might and also the fact that shes younger than most of us makes her so babie :( enhablrs babygirl me thinks

@polalvsjy MAE IS THE HUMAN PERSONIFICATION OF COTTAGECORE ISTG SHES SO SOFT AND CUTE except she listens to chase atlantic- shes one of the most beautiful person ive seen im not even joking. She gives off HUGE golden retriever vibes and its so adorable 😭 literally jakes soulmate in my opinion. She's also extremely talented LIKE FIRST SHES AN AMAZING WRITER AND THEN I FIND OUT SHE CAN SING LIKE AN ANGEL, DRAW LIKE PICASSO AND DANCE?!?!? God truly does have favorites 🤧 i always look forward to seeing her on my dash and in my inbox <33 i feel like it’d be rlly nice to just have a picnic with her and talk abt anything bcs shes so easy to speak with <3

@forjongseong NANA IS LITERALLY MY SOULMATE ATP HER MUSIC TASTE IS CHEFS KISS SHE ALSO LISTENS TO MAYE TOO SO LIKE 😍 once again a very very very talented mutual of mines,, her carmesi series OH MY GOD SHE MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH THE SECRETARY!JAY AGENDA. We actually dont interact as much as it feels like we do bcs i just feel so comfortable with her and i love that abt her, i love how shes such a kind inviting person and also extremely pretty too might i say 👀 shes adorable and her love for jay is even more adorable skjndk i always look forward to seeing nana on my dash and i hope we can become even closer!!

@drunkjaked SAX IS ALSO MY SOULMATE STFU she introduced me to kehlani and i’ll always love her for that 💕 we also havent interacted much but it feels like shes a lifelong friend whenever we talk with eachother! Shes such a talented writer and im proud to be mutuals with such a sweet and funny person such as her. I hope that in the future we can become closer friends and i hope she takes care of herself <33

@donghoonie-3 AVERY MY LOVE istg describing how precious they are is impossible, i always love seeing them interact with other ppl on my dash, and HE ALSO SHARES MY LOVE FOR SUBBY HOON 🥹 the best sub!hoon blog on here imo. I dont have much to write bcs we dont interact much but i truly do love and care for them <33

@hee-pot @vivvys @robyncore @4hsng @thots4hee @softforqiankun @amourhee @svnoohe4rts @muffinminnie @criceofpain @blond4enha @sluttyenha @taekookstiddiemilk @nyanggk @valley-of-lies @2minbin @heetro @pandorasblogbcuzican @tfwheeseung @yunskies @jinfie-lvr ILY GUYS I RLLY DO BUT WE HAVENT INTERACTED ENOUGH FOR ME TO WRITE ANYTHING 😭 but i srsly do love u all equally and i hope we can interact more in the future mwah <33 also if i missed out any moots the same goes for you guys

[shepfax]

tagging all the posts about my personal BG3 run as #palustris, my tav's name, just so I can find them all at once.

and to help my brain build him up a bit I will write thoughts about my tav here. it's a long ass post

Name: Palustris Mancinell

Race: Green Dragonborn

Pronouns: he/him/his

Identities: Intersex, bisexual

Background: Sage

Class: Circle of Spores Druid

Romance: Astarion

Key traits:

Firmly established sense of self; confident in his abilities and identity

Reserved, unapproachable, sometimes intimidating

Wary and often cynical towards other thinking beings

Insatiably curious especially about natural history but slow to share his passion with others

When finally close to someone: nurturing, physically affectionate, top leaning but identifies as a switch

more off-the-cuff thoughts below:

he is that kind of nerd that is really, really private about his nerdiness to the extent that you'd assume he's a jock but when he opens up in private you're like goddamn this guy is a massive nerd. he's not particularly outgoing, preferring to avoid conversations outside of his companions, and is kind of scary by virtue of being a dragonborn. so while stat-wise he does have decent charisma, roleplay-wise it's explained because he has lethal resting bitch face and terrible social skills/no interest in selling himself as something he's not. so while he is basically allergic to outright lying, he is widely in favor of lying by omission. it's much easier to hold your tongue than to flick it thoughtlessly.

he has real issues trusting people at first. he's cynical, assumes self-serving/bad intentions from the vast majority of people, but once someone has made an effort towards him (e.g. meeting his needs unprompted, complimenting him, remembering something important about him, sharing something important about themselves) he invests a lot into maintaining the relationship. he believes in reciprocity and that a lasting bond requires effort from both parties. he shows he cares by spending time on people either directly by helping them with his bare hands in the moment or by doing things off to the side that he knows will make them happy when they notice.

Palustris has a tremendously solid sense of self, unwilling to change for anyone or anything, so meeting someone who both trusts him and doesn't have that security and stability (aka the entire fucking companion lineup) kicks him into a new gear: caring about people. he doesn't know what to think of it or do about it other than either firmly guarding them or, if that makes them uncomfortable, wait quietly and anxiously for them to ask for help. he doesn't like to admit it outwardly but he gets a lot of satisfaction from when people come to him for love and support since it's something that very few ever considered him for prior to the gang getting together.

his affection towards Astarion is... complicated. in his stupor and stress and desperation from the tadpole debacle he legitimately fell for Astarion--the honeyed words, the biting, the sex, all of which he assumed were mutually enjoyed. (I haven't reached the point where Astarion shares that he never intended to care about you and ended up falling in love anyway, but I know it's coming 😔.) it will hurt deeply when he finds out that Astarion's attraction to him was exaggerated even for a moment, to know that he was giving more than his partner ever intended to repay. it will be extremely hard for him to hear that he's been manipulated even if Astarion doesn't want to do that anymore. Palustris ultimately finds it easier to be casually and broadly distrusting than to deeply and lovingly trust anyone, but the shit that matters in life isn't easy. it's so much more rewarding to make things right than to give up. he made up his mind pretty early about Astarion (that he was both a formidable ally and a deeply intriguing/attractive personality) and has no logical reason to give up on him especially when trying to deal with the game conflicts. his trust is hard to win, yes, but he's also hard to get rid of once you've won. he develops a ridiculously strong patience over time.

moreso than Palustris being angry at Astarion for manipulating him, Palustris mourns for Astarion's lost agency. he feels an aching yearning love to find the man underneath all those scars clawing his way out through the cracks in that smug facade. he knows what it's like to be cynical and maligned by many, to make use of your abilities for personal gain. most importantly once he knows Astarion's reasons for acting that way are almost entirely out of his control, his heart breaks knowing that this poor man hasn't had a real say in his life in about 200 years. Palustris has a choice in the matter of his own behavior; Astarion does not. Astarion has no reason to believe anyone would want anything better for him. Palustris realizes he is someone who wants something better for Astarion, and he's upset with himself too. upset that it took him this long to realize some people act out because they're deeply mentally wounded, not because they're bad people.