#bastard-cut

[fduojn0iygbk]

I fuck My Stepmom At The Rest Stop brunete takes huge cumshot on the face SCANDAL!! ITALIAN TEACHER FUCK TEENS THREESOME WITH HER STUDENTS (BEAUTIFUL CUMSHOT) Step sis Lusty black slut Lil Asss has one cock in her mouth and one in her twat Chica del chatroulette dice que es Virgen Nerd pawg cums with creampie Hogtied in brutal positions babe fingered Coyle Twins Rocking the NYC Pride Parade Hot Japanese teacher forced gangbanged by students

[moonpaw]

snivy with serperior ears

couldn't get this guy out of my head so i had to draw him

[yourlocalabomination]

I saw people talking about how Ted would own so many patterned button ups and had the AWFUL realisation me and this man would share a closet.

(Also long haired Ted propaganda be upon ye)

[vonspe]

if lucasfilm won’t give me more clone related content this year i will just make up my own

[fandomsnrambles]

When… when jay walker…

Click for quality btw, tumblr always nukes it

Long haired, heterochromatic Jay my beloved

Screenshots redrawn below

Gonna do Nya next, but damn is it hard to draw a ponytail 😫

[lovedeltaa]

little dump of an au me and my friend have been working on, in which everyone's life is awful

it's not fully fleshed out at all but here's a summary of tails specifically..... if anyone cares.....

[ruushes]

1, 22 and 24 for the dark urge questions!!

thank you for so much to consider these are great questions >:)c

24. they start the game with literally nothing but their clothes but they're a lifelong magpie and quickly develop a collection! they keep most of the jewelry they find (urchin background holdover) as well as objects with memories attached and things they just enjoy, here's some of what they've acquired through act 1

other two under the cut!

Class/subclass - rogue assassin. rather than being taken in by the cult right after killing their foster family i hc that they grew up as an outer city orphan, having to provide for themself, which meant a lot of stealing, pickpocketing, not getting caught, running simple cons, sneaking into places for shelter. they joined the Guild in their late teens and did Professional Rogue Shit for a couple years, starting w smaller stuff and then finding a niche in assassination and interrogations. this was their backstory before i made them also a Bhaalspawn so they have no excuse really they’re just good at killing and do it for fun and profit 😂

first impression - im pretty sure that Bhaalspawn have canonically bad vibes and i think especially in the early game, being dissociated from their identity and in constant pain and relearning how to be a person, they unnerve most of the people they meet at first. they’re actually pretty good at putting people at ease after that - friendly, casual, curious - but they’re pretty intimidating at first glance

[ochi-does-art]

im going to make this a little series of sorts where i go through diff lighting scenarios w ada

[fistfuloftarenths]

From the datamined dialog/cut content:

Rugan will only appear in the Guildhall if we successfully rescued him and sent him on his way with the other Zhent in Act 1, shipment intact. He's not holding a drink, but is a little tipsy throughout. Merry drunk masking pain. He tells us how all those others were betrayed and executed in a Zhentish power play, and he only survived because he gave false evidence. We can convince him to leave the Zhent, at which point he'll head over to the bar and miss any combat.

[laurearte]

Kurapikaëlig

[blue-rose-soul]

All I can think about now is Lucifer stalking following Alastor around cause he's being over protective and Alastor avoiding him like the plague. Like a weird game of hide and seek.

Pffffffffft, that's basically it. Alastor gets the feeling he's being watched, but when he turns around, instead of a buzzing drone, he sees Lucifer sitting in front of a cafe with a fake mustache and a newspaper with holes cut for his eyes.

Okay, maybe not literally, but it's a funny mental image!

Lucifer's pretty protective of Charlie too, but it's not like he's watching her every move. He probably does stick a little closer to Alastor out of guilt and due to the Vees' increased activity, but not to the point where he's crawling in the bushes. More like offering to join Alastor on outings or wanting to know where he's going and when he's planning to be back. Making excuses to run into him places. Which leads to Alastor giving ever more vague answers or straight up lying about his plans where normally he wouldn't bother. Alastor pretty quickly shuts Lucifer down when Lucifer offers to go with him anywhere.

"What, are you expecting to do some paternal bonding now? Perhaps we'll go fishing, or play a spot of catch?" "I mean... Do you want t-" "No."

This might be the point where Nicasius gets introduced to the AU proper. With Alastor coming under increasing fire (and his powers mysteriously weakened since he's still hiding his injury) Lucifer thinks it only makes sense he have some protection out in public. So he creates the little dog-like monster to guard Alastor from these increased threats.

The gift... doesn't go over well. Alastor can't see it as anything but an insult, to his power, to his pride, to his independence. The fact that it's shaped like a dog doesn't help matters. To be fair, Lucifer didn't know Alastor had a thing about dogs! He went with a dog-like creature so it would always be able to sniff Alastor out no matter how sneaky he was!

As a side benefit: it makes it easier to keep track of whatever scheming Alastor gets up to.

[i-saw-your-chanel-boots]

"the beloved, fan favourite nightmare time episode jane's a car" makes me wonder

[yourlocalabomination]

There isn’t a day that goes by where I don’t think about the fact that this part of the official Time Bastard script was cut out of the YouTube Video.

[notoriousturnip]

Backgrounds aren't my strong suit. Anyway, idiot got adopted.

Black Christmas but at the end Billy steals Peter's body only to find out that he's not dead and then sitcom shenanigans ensue.