#batjokes thoughts

[jonkleringjerster]

you hated me,

and I loved it.

because love and hate are the same.

[plague-vulture]

gotham is filled with evil homosexuals so I think having a buff dude in high-tec latex underwear pinning them to the ground doesn't really help the crime situation actually

[skyler-pog69]

I can’t stop thinking about my favorite ships, which are all ambiguously gay old men.

[laufire]

"batman tops" "joker tops" neither because if there's no penetrative sex bruce can pull a clinton and fool himself into thinking he's not really fucking the joker. also no one is reaching climax because orgasm denial equals plausible deniability.

[devine-fem]

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[metionohre]

[confused-alien]

hhhhhh but what if everything was fixed and Joker was fixed and he was no longer Joker but Jack Napier instead after Bruce talked with him an actual meaningful emotional conversation (after Alfred sat him down and lectured him about his complicated bottled up feelings towards him) and made sure he gets regularly doses of therapy afterwards (with him accompanying him) and he tried another go at being a stand-up comedian and he was extremely successful and everyone laughed at his jokes and he laughed with them because he was genuinely happy and sometimes he’d end up having to pause mid-stage to wipe his eyes from tears of joy and then when everyone claps Bruce would be in the crowd somewhere and claps the loudest and they got married and shared custody of Robin together and Alfred slayed as a father in law and and wasnwjkwo

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Saw a sign today that read "bdrm" and I was like, "hm, is that the new BDSM?" Uh no, just some guy selling his house and telling us how many bedrooms there are, but still, I got an idea:

BDRM, an updated BDSM for enemies with benefits or something like that

No more boring Bondage Discipline (+Dominance) Sadism and Masochism. Now we have the new and improved Bondage Discipline (+Dominance) REVENGE and Masochism

Enjoy my cursed thoughts and tag your favorite enemies to lovers ships

[lemon-box]

I will never forgive telltale batman for stringing the narrative as bruce taking advantage of john no matter the choices you pick.

I DELIBERATELY picked every pro-john choice in the game, even threw SELINA under the bus and put her in danger over Harley’s laptop just so JOHN wouldn’t have to go behind Harley’s back, ONLY FOR ALFRED TO MONOLOGUE TO ME ABOUT HOW TERRIBLE WE ARE FOR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF A CHARACTER IVE DONE NOTHING TO BUT TRY TO BEFRIEND?

JOHN “JOKER” DOE I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU PLEASE LET ME LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t know, the vigilante route honestly didn’t leave me that satisfied besides bruce visiting john in arkham again at the end. I liked the route, but it didn’t make as much sense after all of the choices I made explicitly for John.

I wish there was a different/better reason for why their trust was broken BECAUSE IN MY PLAYTHROUGH BRUCE DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!!!!

[fractualized]

I don't know what the hell I just read in Batman #142 but here's Bruce in some weird future (?) saying they trapped Joker in a crucifixion-shaped machine, apparently not questioning keeping Joker in tight jeans.

[glass-eating-fox]

do yuo think they do their tshots together

[jonkleringjerster]

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catharsis 🦇🃏

[plague-vulture]

*looks at all the ships i like* hmmmmmm....... hmm... I thjink there's a pattern here but im not sure ',:||

[hanshenrykcd]

😏

[devine-fem]

yall ever read a fanfic so good it just remind you of why you love that ship so much?!?! 😭

[arcadeplayer-nickonz]

brainrotting while working on an illustration with Joker so in my spare time i draw- Joker. (it checks out)