#bc i want bayern to win

[leeenuu]

so ur telling me it’s jonas’ birthday and he’s retiring today, after the match between köln and bayern which could decide the bundes winner??

[thomas-mvller]

Everyone keeps saying we need a striker and that's absolutely true BUT when the striker you're pursuing wants to squeeze as much money from you, keeps you waiting like if they had the higher ground and makes you lose time to make other decisions regarding who else could you sign then idk man, maybe you should let that option go and consider other strikers or spending that money in other players, know what i mean?

[torunarigha]

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[sorry-i-call-it-soccer]

Guys I didn't realize the champions league was today already lol

[cussima]

REMINDER: assume in your favor (story time)

i just manifested the wrong team to win by assuming throughout the whole thing that they could win, i just kept thinking "they could at any time turn the whole match around" and guess what they did. this is the thing about assuming, you're doing it constantly, you either do it for what you want or you don't. this is great, personally, i just learned firsthand and very consciously that you can so easily manifest negative circumstances by not keeping your thoughts in check, if i had stopped myself from thinking that (because i didn't) then real madrid would've lost today, or even better, they would've gone to the penalty kicks, and they would've lost then !! (i loove penalty kicks) also how easy and gullible this reality is, because real madrid started losing the game and then they turned it around in the last few minutes (when i started thinking -> affirming they could)

and okay it's definitely on me because i got distracted (sp was watching the game and i kept thinking to myself "oh but i don't want him to be sad afterward when his team loses :(" ) which is also a perfect example of how we sacrifice so much of what we want for somebody else and best believe i'm reacting to the 3d by posting this ! new semi finals will come, at the end of the day i could just revise this (don't want to, idgaf) BUT this shows i'm still a master manifestor bc heyyy 😋 ★★ UPDATE ★★ APPARENTLY BAYERN DID A LAST MINUTE GOAL (which i missed but affirmed for) AND WAS DISQUALIFIED (bc i was bitchin' out whining about it writing this post 😭) ᯓ this is your proof that you're in charge bby !!

[sehrgefaelltmir]

hey bestie

statement: i love you

question: what was your Mullendowski Awakening 🎤 (did i already ask you this?? man i hope not)

aw skdjskjdd ily too broski!!! <333

ooohhhh boy OHHHHH BOY STRAP IN YALL THIS IS GONNA BE AN ESSAY IM SORRY IN ADVANCE 😭😭 i could actually talk about these mfs until the end of days. i’ll stop yapping about müllendowski when im dead

ANYWAY there are 2 moments i can think of that like. converted me. like i was always a casual bayern enjoyer (cause 6 year old me saw an automatic tap for the first time in munich airport n then i saw the allianz arena out the window on the motorway and i decided munich was the coolest place ever and bayern was My Team 😭) but i didnt have the Müllendowski Awakening until a few years ago n there were 2 reasons

the first is really fucking dumb tbh 😭 but yk that one clip where thomas calls lewy lewangoalski and no one laughs,, idk why but it’s just so???? like no one was even asking abt lewy, i think someone asked him if he would rather play with messi or ronaldo?? and he was like yea but i dont need them bc we in bayern we have robert lewangoalski 🥰 IDK THERES JUST SMTH REALLY SWEET ABOUT IT OK IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT 😭😭😭 like i remember watching it n thinking aww he just wants to talk abt lewy

and then the other thing that made me decide they r a married couple is the time that lewy didnt win the ballon dor n then thomas posted something like ‘you’re my number one’ or smth?? like i was screaming crying throwing up over that and i still am that’s the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to anyone ever

fun fact: the first time i ever wrote anything abt them was like. just a few paragraphs in my notes app where lewy is really sad abt not winning the ballon dor? and thomas is trying to comfort him but hes doing it really awkwardly?? and hes tryna convince lewy that actually hes the one who should be more sad about it cause he bet on lewy winning n now he’s lost a load of money??? or something??? 😭 it was definitely really bad but i thought i ate at the time sksjsjjdsjjs

oh my god i wrote a dissertation wtf 💀 i need to go to sleep ANYWAY THATS MY ORIGIN STORY TY FOR LETTING ME INFODUMP ABT MÜLLENDOWSKI <333

[miasanmuller]

So @acrazybayernfan came up with this absolutely incredible tag game and I'm 100% here for it so let's go:

What is your top 10 most memorable Bayern’s matches?

In no particular order:

Well needless to say: 8-2. I mean... it's just too iconic to not mention lol.

I also can't not mention Robert Lewandowski loses his motherfucking mind scores 5 times in 9 minutes against Wolfsburg in 2015. I mean, it's historic.

2015 UCL, the second leg against Porto during quarter-finals. That was the time I learned the valuable lesson of never giving up and to keep believing in the team and in this club. That game was insane and we ended up winning 6-1 and securing our place in Semi-finals when we died a horrible horrible death but anyway. I remember watching that game and feeling so much pride and joy of being a Bayern fan, I get emotional just to remember it lol

Now this one is really special to me for an unusual reason, I guess: home game against Bremen during the 2014-15 Bundesliga. We won 6-0, it was the second highest score we got that season I think (if I remember correctly we went on to win against H*mburg 8-0, or was it before? whatever). I remember this game bc Fips scored a brace and it was just LEGENDARY bc you wouldn't expect him to score let alone score twice in a single match. I remember screaming like crazy when he scored the first and then just dying when he did it again lmao it was fun

Another one from the 2014-15 season (this was my first season around so I remember a lot of stuff): away game against Mainz, we won 2-1. I'm not exactly sure if it was Basti's first game since he came back from injury (after the WC) or if it was one of the first games... in any case, he scored an insane goal (which to this day is one of my favorite Bayern goals ever) and I screamed like crazy and I was watching it back in my parent's house and my dad walked in while I was screaming lmao

2015-16 UCL, 2nd leg against Juve in Round of 16. We desperately needed to win and we begun losing and no one really expected us to make it through. I remember this one bc I actually didn't watch it: I don't remember exactly if I couldn't find a stream or what, but the best I could do was read live updates on a website and pray. It was one of the most stressful experiences of my life and I remember abandoning my phone at one point bc I was sure we wouldn't win. And we did. Lmao.

2019-20 Bundesliga. Away game in Frankfurt, the infamous 5-1. This one was during a time where I drifted away from Bayern due to depression and stuff and I didn't feel as connected to the team as I used to and then I remember seeing the scoreline and just... dying inside. Feeling like something was very, very wrong with the world. I can't remember the match exaclty, but I have never let go of it since then and to this day I loathe Frankfurt for this specific match.

This year's Pokal match against Freiburg in April. That was one of the most frustrating experiences of my life as a Bayern fan. It was our second game with Tuchel and I was already feeling that I would want that man's head on a silver plate (and I still do).

Another one (last one) from the 2014-15 season bc this one is really really special: our friendly against MLS All-Stars before the start of the season. Which we lost. It's special bc it was the first Bayern match I actually watched!!! I remember feeling very happy when I found a channel that was showing it and I was very excited even though the WC guys wouldn't play (I think they ended up being subbed in in the 2nd half? I don't remember exactly). Everybody was talking about Lewandowski and I was all ?????!!!! bc I had no concept of anything. It was an awful match but a very fun experience lmao

And last but not least: our UCL win against PSG in 2020. It wasn't the way we all wanted it to be, but since I was just coming back from my "fan retirement" I remember exploding from joy after that game and throwing myself on the floor and rolling around and idk it was priceless. Making P$G fail and Neymar cry has got to be some of the best things we do every now and then lmao thanks for that Bayern

I know a lot of you have already been tagged (I didn't check if any of you already did it lmao) but I'll tag anyway bc I'm just like that. I tag @thomas-mvller @thomats @probayern @miss-i-ship-it @fabioquartararhoe @smolnerdz @smilesleepandspeak and @leongolretzka (but please don't feel pressured to do it ^^)

[mentalbaddiex]

unpopular opinion but kind of torn between wanting barca to win today simply bc i want to win the league title after playingour own game nd not dependent on another teams result and also even tho they are are not celebrating today it’s kind of a distraction before the bayern game😭😭 but then again against Granada we‘d be winning it away anyways so it doesn’t really matter and also don’t want culers to feel like they took anything from us😭😭

[fabioquartararhoe]

the petty part in me wants to lose bundesliga ucl and pokal just bcs i want the glory hunters to leave us alone but the sore loser in me wants to win everything bcs we are bayern fucking munchen not some premier league team

[holdmybvbeer]

as a bvb fan i have to ask, are most bvb fans rooting for bayern actually? i assumed that a der klassiker final was not what people would want but i have been proven wrong. regardless i dont want either team to win.

I honestly couldn't say. I wouldn't say most fans, maybe not even the majority. A lot of bvb fans dislike Bayern, so I'd assume a good part of our fanbase wouldn't mind if evil madrid kicked them out next week. BUT I know there are some bvb fans who would like to see a german final for different reasons, some are Bundesliga fans, others are just tired of that narrative of the Bundesliga not being competitive internationally, some want a rematch for the last UCL final against Bayern, others are rooting for Bayern bc they can help us qualify for the UCL next season since we're currently 5th in the league.

[julianalvarez9]

Have a nice day C! First, I feel sad for BVB for losing Bundesliga trophy just one goal clarence. But anyways football is football. Congrats Bayern for winning their Bundesliga title again. So I heard that according to some sources Muneco Gallardo will be the new coach of Napoli or PSG. I'm a little worried because he coached River Plate in Argentina for eight and a half years. He already played in Europe for about five years in AS Monaco and one year at PSG. I think that he had a good rest with his family in about a year, and I wish him good luck in his new coaching career.

nice day to you too, anon! also happy for tuchel after all <3. diving into the gallardo news, i wasn't aware! i just want to see him coaching a team again bc i knowww how good he is, and he deserves to prove himself out there to be recognized as one of the best managers there is! i don't really care which team. if it is psg, though, i'll be sad messi is leaving and he won't be able to coach him, they get along so well :(

but also, it's so fitting that you sent me this today when they're just about to unveil the statue made for him in river and i think he'll be there!! brb going to cry bc i love him soooo much

[thomas-mvller]

So i was tagged by my buddy Ander aka @miasanmuller to make Bundesliga predictions for the upcoming season! let's see how optimistic i am 🤪

Bundesliga prediction time: answer the following questions about this bundesliga season

1. Top 5 Bundesliga Teams at the end of the season?: to be quite honest i'm not properly informed on other teams' signings like the bees could've signed usain bolt yet i'd have no idea so statistically speaking i wouldn't be able to answer, but my guess would be (in no particular order) bayern since everyone are betting all their coins on hurri kane despite we have more problems yet to solve, dortmund bc it still stings them how close they were last season, hopefully union won't lose momentum given the good season they had, bremen has fulle so i hope the team does good and i want one of the newbies to be this season's dark horse so either darmstadt or heidenheim!

That's such a long answer wtf 😭

2. How far will Bayern get in the DFB Pokal?: probably will get kicked out around november, hopefully that won't be the case but as i said, unless we solve our keeper problems then maaaaybe it could go farther

3. How far will Bayern get in the Champions League?: harold kane better win us the sextuple this season because i still can't conceive why tf bayern spent so much money on him 😭 realistically maybe quarterfinals if we get relatively easy teams, if we don't then damn, don't even want to think about it

4. Who will be Bayerns top goal scorer?: i am so digging this serge renaissance, hopefully it'll be his year. Him or pavard since he was our goalscorer last season 😂

5. Biggest surprise? (could be anything): xabi alonso definitely changed things at leverkusen so maybe their new signings will stir some shit up!

6. Biggest disappointment? (could be anything): i am still not entirely sold on guerreiro, i guess it's a matter of "wait and see" but idk, why would someone who adores a team join their opponent? know what i mean?

I think everyone got tagged in it so I'm tagging whoever wants to do this! just say i tagged you 😊

[miroslavcloset]

Besties, I won't be able to watch today's match for medical reasons, I will be in the hospital for a couple of days So I wish all of us the best, I know we are going to DESTROY psg today, bc today's game is for all women Today our clown music (affectionate lol) will be played over and over again bc we will score so many goals that the psg fans will want the game to be over We are going to go to the quarter-finals, and the semis and win the whole thing I love you all so much and I know our precious Bayern Munchen is going to win <3

Btw, I'm going to the hospital with a little pic of Thomas in my pocket lol, he will give me luck there <3

[chelleisamazing]

Thanks to the lovely @probayern for tagging me! 💖 I tried not to read much of the answers because I don't want to be biased but they will probably be similar because we're bayern fans at the end of the day lol

bundesliga prediction time: answer the following questions about this bundesliga season

1. Top 5 Bundesliga Teams at the end of the season? 2. How far will Bayern get in the DFB Pokal? 3. How far will Bayern get in the Champions League? 4. Who will be Bayerns top goal scorer? 5. Biggest surprise? (could be anything) 6. Biggest disappointment? (could be anything)

Of course I'm going to say, first place: Bayern (because I don't expect less and we have improved our squad), second place: RB Leipzig (and I think it's gonna be close, they're looking strong ew), third place: Dortmund, fourth place: Bayer Leverkusen (I'm rooting for them actually, bc of Xabi and they got a great signing in Granit Xhaka 🥺), fifth: Union Berlin (I hope they can continue as they started last season).

Hopefully, I think we finally win it this time-- unless we come across our nemesis Gladbach then it's so over. But I feel it's long overdue we win this trophy again!

I'm gonna be realistic and say semis. Last season was rough because we didn't have a proper nine but surely Harry's addition will make the difference.

Harry Kane. I'm hopeful he can bring what he did in the Premier League into the Bundesliga-- should be easy; he did it with a shitty team like Sp*rs, he can do better in a star-studded team like Bayern.

Geez... idk? I'm going to say Tuchel gets sacked if things don't get going our way soon-- just for the drama. We're FC Hollywod, after all.

I'm going to say Bremen get closer to relegation (or relegated) this season-- I'm not being mean nor have anything against them just throwing a wild assumption.

Tagging: @crimsonicarus @acrazybayernfan @arsenal-has-me-depressed @shrimpeon and @manu-save-us

[goretzkastits]

even worse than bayern losing and bvb winning the league will be the comments, articles, general SCHADENFREUDE of literally everyone. hurts as a fan but I don't even want to know how the players feel when everyone wants to see them fail

Pretty sure our biggest ally rn is Schalke bc imagine getting relegated and Dortmund winning the league at the SAME TIME. Brutal as fuck😭

[probayern]

sorry for occupying your inbox but i agree with your impression of our situation completely, i think despite the general outrage that followed julian getting fired a lot of people were secretly hoping the board may miraculously turn out to have been right and that tuchel could come in and have us winning every game 6:0 within two weeks. which is understandable bc we want bayern to win always its normal. but that’s not remotely how it works and any coach no matter how good would need a lot more time than that. i have high hopes for us honestly and i believe tuchel can accomplish a lot with us in due time, it just sucks right now mostly bc the takes regarding the whole situation on twitter etc in the coming days are going to be soooo bad

don't apologize!! i love talking to y'all <3 i agree and think that i was also guilty of that, esp after the dortmund win, like it's hard to not hope for a magic bullet. but we've had lots of problems all season and more realistically tuchel was never going to fix that instantly. lots of players are out of form and we honestly had much less of a point to prove today than on saturday.

the takes everywhere are going to be bad, but at the end of the day it's like. do i think that the board did the right thing here? no. i think bayern's board is panicking that they can no longer keep up with the prem and they're throwing money at the wall and hoping something sticks, and therefore sacrificing long term gains for the short term, in a moment when we don't really have to! i mean we've won the ucl twice in the past 10 years. we're not failing. so it's all absurd and reactionary and bad strategy. at the same time, do i think there were legitimate problems under nagelsmann? also yes. do i think it's possible things will go better under tuchel? also yes. we just have to wait and see. and that's going to mean probably just eating it for the rest of this season and seeing what happens from there, but personally i am kind of excited because i wasn't seeing a lot of sustained improvement before 🤷🏻‍♀️ and now it feels more possible