#bc it’s been a minute

[televised-eyes]

shout out to aziraphale for being more subversive than he’s given credit for. he’s so gay it made my parents uncomfortable in this very obvious but unspoken way

like crowley is clearly queer-coded as well but he has that sexy androgynous “rock n roll à la david bowie, mick jagger, prince, etc” vibe and cocky attitude that straight people seem to find little less intimidating

if that makes any sense anyways i love you aziraphale

[crimeronan]

god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.

well.

today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)

jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.

and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.

this is a children's game for children btw.

none of the money is real.

i'm having such a good time.

[hinamie]

I'll give them shelter like you've done for me

[comfycozycrossfox]

honestly thank fucking god i have the time for my neocities now i forgot how much i missed working on it

[improvapocalyps]

You have 90 minutes to complete. (original poem: r.a.)

In participation of the MCYT Recursive Exchange 2024 hosted by @mcytrecursive!

Inspired by know that all my love will be your breath (i will save you when your lights go out)

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1. Have you ever been in love? (Please circle your answer.) a. It's me and him b. Our hearts beat in sync c. Our lives intertwined

2. Do you understand what you’ve done? (Please circle your answer.) a. I couldn't do anything b. I lost my balance c. I doomed us both

3. It's been god knows how long since you felt phantom hands on your neck and there is no one in sight. If you were soul-bound to him and both of you died at the same time then why are you still waiting in the void? Please answer clearly, in full sentences. (Not a correct answer：I just wanted to see him one more time).

4. Define two (2)： Fate | The feeling of his forehead against yours Curse | The moment you realise he isn't linked to you anymore

5. True or False： i. It was your fault. ii. You wish you had met him under different circumstances. iii. You can’t regret a single moment that you had him. iv. You would do it all over again if you could. v. It ended long before either of you said anything.

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[diamondcitydarlin]

               "I am gonna make you so happy." 🪲🪳

[yrdnzz]

and i got eyes on the back of my head, i got eyes everywhere so i know where you go

[lylahammar]

I'm so dunmeshi pilled rn I saw the mars eclipse tweet and then spent like 3 hours drawing mithrun on top until the original pic wasn't even recognizable anymore

[divineandmajesticinone]

4 MINUTES (2024) I EP. 6 & EP. 7 "You're still afraid of dogs."

[puppyeared]

good morning sifloop nation

[doctorsiren]

reigen you should tell him he’s not supposed to eat the green part

[kroosluvr]

To tell the truth, he loves California rolls.

[hinamie]

*catboys ur shounen protag*

[duskier]

Thinking about ftm Soap dating cis Ghost rn,,

Like it is so great his boyfriend is hung beyond belief. Ghost fucks him good with it, of course Soap likes it. Except for when it makes him extremely dysphoric. Soap got a little growth with T, he's proud of it, makes him feel good, but whenever Ghost slides his cock against Soap's- his thing isn't even as big as Ghost's fat, leaking head. Makes Soap's stomach sink, kills his mood a little.

When he tells Ghost this, Ghost doesn't verbally respond. Just makes Soap stand with his back against Ghost's chest- "I don't think a fucking is gonna fix this, Lt-" spreads his legs. Ghost is hard, Soap can feel it against his back, and he pushes it down between his legs.

Doesn't try and make it catch on either of Soap's holes, just flexes his hips forward further so his cock stuck out from between Soap's legs. A few inches stick out, Soap looking down at it.

"Stroke it like it's yours, pup." The command is soft.

At first Soap doesn't understand why Ghost is having him do this, awkwardly starting to stroke at the visible length. But he gets off to Ghost getting off, can hear Ghost start to quietly grunt. His palm starts to get sticky with how wet Ghost's cock is getting. Feels his own cock pressed against Ghost's, getting friction but hidden from Soap's view.

Then it hits him. It looks like he's stroking off his own cock. As if Ghost's was his. It hits Soap like a freight train, his mouth falling open to groan as his eyes fix with new passion at his own hand pumping up and down Ghost's- no, Soap's cock.

"That's it, good boy. You gonna make yourself cum f'me?" Ghost's got his hands on Soap’s hips, rubbing encouraging circles while his mouth nips and licks at his shoulders.

"Yeah, yeah, Lt, 'm close-"

And he is. Can see Ghost’s his cock swell, head shiny and angry red, feels that reflected in his own body, how his core tightened as he grew closer.

Soap bites off a curse when he times his orgasm perfectly, throbbing in time with the cock in his hand that's spurting rope after rope.

"There's my good pup. Look at you, messy boy." Ghost’s chiding is gentle, breathless, saccharine.

[mobius-m-mobius]

Maybe he wants to mix it up. Sometimes you get tired of playing the same part. Is that possible? He can change?

The Avengers (2012) // Loki (2021 - )

[freindsssssss]

The real reason the long quiet is called that is because of the 30 second pause they take to respond in any given situation due to the voices in their head not shutting the fuck up