#bc its funnier that way

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

evidently i need to have at least three works rotating at my head at any one time, bc i just started on zombie apocalypse AU tes/hes

anyway does anyone have suggestions for the setting. the only thing i got going for it right now is that it literally takes the world ending for hestio to go "hey wait maybe i should do something about my feelings". normally i would redact homophobia out of a story altogether, but in the case of tes/hes i think them feeling like they can't realistically get together is an important part of their dynamic. in the canon universe i used the vatican's "sacred sheep can't get married" stance, but for this AU i replaced it with general modern-day homophobia (rip)

it's going to be a modern AU instead of being set in the canon universe, because canon universe tesilid already has enough problems without a zombie apocalypse and i can't deal with all that.

which 1) means that he won't have his stigmata restrictions? which means (gasp) he probably dated at some point?? some people would have asked him out - him being extremely handsome is an important part of his character after all. and with his pushover personality i think he would have gone out with some people and have had some extremely terrible experiences. which tbh is sad bc i do want this AU to be exploring the both of them having their first romantic relationship 🤔 so maybe i'll change that up idk

i think tesilid will still be very stuffy and proper even without the restrictions by having some crazy strict and controlling guardian. plus, tutorial era tesilid did have a very strong moral compass, he is intrinsically motivated to do good and help others.

2) tbh i also want them to be adults in this AU though because lowkey i don't want to deal with writing teenagers lmao, and they're already 20 in canon. we didn't really get to see their teenage years so i don't really know how to write them at that age.

i can't think of what jobs to give them though. all three of them are definitely tied to jobs they kind of hate, although tesilid doesn't outwardly show it and he's a top performer at whatever it is that he's doing. i thought of tying them down to a modern AU version of the vatican, but the only thing i can think of that takes in a bunch of children and milks them of their worth is uh. very criminal and illegal. and i'm not sure that such an unethical organisation would keep its children alive until adulthood. while i'm sure that tesilid could be made an exception, hestio & ephael would probably be too average to be spared.

oh and also ephael isn't in this AU because i don't know what to do with him. he wasn't with them when the zombies hit and they haven't seen hide nor hair of him since. i'm sure he's fine tho! 😀

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

(volume warning)

this was surprisingly fun to make so i'll probably do another

[arundolyn]

"Oh, this? Don't be ridiculous! It's not a marriage certificate! Look closely, okay? Throw away all your hangups, and simply do what you feel. Aren't you just dying to sign it? Won't it feel good? 3... 2... 1... sign!"

[saturnniidae]

[citrusacidic]

ill admit it. chazee is one of my fave reboot ships. there i said it ☝️ i heart chazee!!!

[oifaaa]

I firmly believe no gothamite believes in magic etc in their city and they explain away vampires and werewolves as Gotham Just Being Like That.

Someone from Gotham will see a child turn into a dog not 2 meters away from them and just go fucking metas

[cherrywhite]

So obsessed with the Charity reappearance in the most recent episode like. I'm so sure they put her in there because she's such a fan favorite. Like!! Narratively speaking there's such little reason why she's there aside to show that yes there's a war going on and Big Plot things are happening but illicit faiths are still functioning as normal. Life goes on. Yes, Charity is still luring unsuspecting victims to be sacrificed. Yes, she's going by Verity now no that doesn't sound at all like the name Charity what are you talking about. Yes, her most recent target is all too head-over-heels for her and will surely be the next victim. Yes, she is booking it as soon as Carpenter walks into the room. "Hey, Charity tell me more about your god I want to know whose house I wrecked!" Oh she is NEVER going to recover from the embarassment of the one person that got away

[txttletale]

what's the deal with stone butch blues?

nothing inparticular it's just a semiautobiographical novel and i think it's very funny how it often gets put on reading lists alognside like big volumes of Academic Queer Theory. and us Girls need to start doing that with seirous weakness because it wqould be funny

[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

[gravebadgerr]

this is canon right.

[turtletoria]

[snekatiemainy]

Us still having Clive call Layton 'professor' in assassin au varient even though he's been legally his son for ten years

[gimmethemprimals]

I forgot that I made Lightning dragons magnetic in my lore

[satorugojoswiife]

that one scene from gekkan shoujo but it's gojo and reader

[itsbrucey]

Sleep paralysis demon Glenn x Darryl but it's literally just Glenn breakdancing in the doorway or perched on the end of the bed practicing scales

[shadow-and-purgatory]

im sure the chief advisors never had their portraits painted because that would be too obvious but i do like the hilarious mental image of just. a wall of 36 identical evil men