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dindjarindiaries · 6 months
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Pedro Pascal needs more praise for perfectly pulling off the ability to act as if he's worn a helmet his entire life during the Morak sequence
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mobileleprechaun · 1 month
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Wally: i'm going to ruin christmas for the most important person in my life by being autistic :(((
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utilitycaster · 5 months
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could people who think Critical Role has Lost The Magic (TM) because it's no longer livestreamed and the people who throw endless sobbing fits about having three weeks off from the main campaign in the main tag all fight each other and leave the rest of us in peace finally
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vigilskeep · 8 months
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babygirl update: theyre having a super normal time btw
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suncaptor · 2 months
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never trust any narrative about medicine that talks in 100% absolutes.
#like it does not work that way.#there's degrees of safety and side effects and likelinesses that should be weighed compared to alternatives#sometimes the risk is so low it's not super worth even worrying about but negating risk at all is still a form of misinformation#you tell someone 'there's a tiny miniscule chance you could have x disease but even if you do we are researching ways to handle and fix tha#potential side effect but if you DON'T take it the chance you will have y disease is idk 10.000 times higher'#MUCH more convincing than 'this is 100% safe and necessary considering y and you're stupid to question if it's safe at all'#especially when like. the latter is literally factually untrue so there WILL be proof against it right.#the proof against it does NOT mean it's going to be statistically relevant to the general population#but if the only people who are taking it seriously are also people spreading misinformation!#then that can just be. weaponised.#whatever#incoherents#this goes for treatment not just preventative too like. if someone says ANYTHING is 100% safe well! though if you're actually#like with a doctor and they say something's VIRTUALLY completely safe that's different I am more talking about studies#bc the doctor is using language of what things actually would matter to you as a general person in their populace#however you're still entitled to know potential side effects even if they're rare and usually that's something a pharmacist legally can#explain and will be listed in the paperwork around it
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spnintheyearofourlord · 8 months
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Okay Dean “You know I am not much for prayin’ ‘cause in my book it’s the same as beggin’” and “I prayed to you, Cas, every night” Winchester, I see you.
#destiel#deancas#dean winchester#supernatural#just thinking my little thoughts#don’t look at me I’m having a moment#something something no greater devotion than that to his brother who he’s praying for in the former yet this implies#the same love and desperation fueling that must apply to Cas too#do y'all see what I'm saying? does the connection make sense?#especially s8 going forward Dean often takes the cake for toxicity I’m sorry it’s just true. HOWEVER. we need to talk about the softness#that man shows to Cas in this season specifically.#for ex: after Cas sternly shuts him down in 8x08 he doesn't get defensive and snap back like Dean often does#he goes over and sits on the bed across from cas and softly says 'talk to me.' like i'm sorry? has dean ever said that??#not that i recall. usually it's smthg like 'are you ok? no? that's rough buddy. shove it down.' bc that's what he was taught#and mid-end of the prior season though his ‘don’t tell Cas the truth’ plan was not great it was pretty clear imo how deeply happy he was#just to have cas back. broken or not he’d rather have him. .#I don't know exactly what I'm trying to say that's why we're in the tags but it's just something about how Cas deeply betrayed them and we#know how intensely Dean can hold a grudge yet when they get Cas back Dean's softer with him than he ever was before.#and then searches monster land high and low for him even after Cas abandons him#and connecting the former and latter quotes up there it's pretty clear how deep that devotion runs#(platonically or romantically. to each their own reading. and not always healthily.)#because he's as well as admitted he begged for Cas in purgatory. every. night.#Dean 'I don't pray bc i don't beg and I'm not weak'#Dean 'I would do anything for sam so i'll beg for help'#Dean 'I prayed to you. I killed my way to you. did you hear my prayers?'#it's just really somethin'.#I have to wonder if Cas knows how big that is. He must right?#(for my own tags)#dean#spn s8
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skrunksthatwunk · 5 months
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kinda drives me up a wall when people go "hey i think x action in a war/combat scenario is inhumane and cruel and shitty" and someone responds with "oh but within the laws of war it's allowed or there's procedure for it etc etc". it doesn't have to be a war crime to be unforgivable man it's a shitty rulebook anyway
#like whether or not something's bad isn't determined by whether or not it adheres to arbitrary rules people made up and never obey#i thought we all knew that already. c'mon man. get a grip#obviously war crimes are bad but that's not where the badness potential ends y'know#this post is due to my dad talking about smth i sent him mentioning US troops firing on a bunch of guys in smth on deserters and he was lik#well they're not like citizens or refugees or deserters they're retreating enemy combattants. so it's different.#it IS different but isn't it still like. overly brutal? idk.#like would you want them to pursue Your ppl regardless? are they not allowed mercy just because you proved stronger? your positions could#be swapped easily and you'd think that as fellow combattants you would feel that deeply. idk maybe i'm just too soft or whatever but like.#seems stupid to me. war generally seems stupid to me but this specifically right now seems stupid to me#yes i know there are practical concerns and sacrifices in combat that make sense when you're actually there and me saying there should be n#wars and we should make it a fucking priority to not have wars doesn't mean ppl already in a decision-making role in the field should do#what i (an idealist) would do. they're responsible for minimizing loss and shit. whatever. doesn't mean it's not fucked up anyway.#and that's assuming the best case scenario for a leader in such a position. usually they just want to minimize Their side's losses. usually#by maximizing the other side's. or they just want to win and will sacrifice anyone for it if it's practical#which happens a Lot. usually it's a mix of the latter two to my understanding#as if americans' lives matter more than anyone else's and the other side doesn't have a right to mourn bc they offended us somehow#ugh that shit irks me so bad dude. there'll be like a terrorist attack in europe or smth and the news'll be like#ONE AMERICAN WAS KILLED. and twenty swiss. THE AMERICAN WAS VISITING FAMILY THERE ON SUNDAY MORNING WHEN TRAGEDY STRUCK etc etc#fucking hate that. i don't care if they're on 'my team' or whatever they're all equally human and equally dead#why the hell should i care if one of them was an american. just say 21 people died. like i get reporting on it briefly ig to like notify#ppl At Best but like. it's so grating. why can't you be normal about other people fucking goddamn you#why is this a controversial statement. why is giving a shit about people killing each other (often for like 10 ppl's financial gain) wrong#like. come on. i don't care if they 'deserve it' or whatever because i don't think they do. and even if they Did i don't think it's#America's Time To Step Up!!! every time smth like this happens (but only when it is financially beneficial to us to do so#such that we ignore atrocities all the fucking time bc it's inconvenient. we're not superheros. we're cops.)#not saying america shouldn't do anything bc like. idk. you screw everyone over to have all the power maybe you should use that influence fo#good. but my definition of 'good' is wayyyy way different from everybody who's ever held office here apparently so like. nuts to that#eugh. anyway im cutting myself off here rant over. for now
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dutybcrne · 4 months
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Kaeya wasn’t one to really get angry as a kid, but the very few times when he genuinely did, it was extremely obvious to everyone, in the way he carried himself.
#hc; kaeya#//Dude had/has like#//Mom type anger bfbfb#//Where his bad mood would just absolutely Contaminate the very room he was in and make the atmosphere utterly Suffocating#//He wouldn’t be confrontational about it either; just be absolutely Frigid; enough that it leaks through his politeness#//Which most of the time was at Luc (after antics gone too far or him pressing Kae abt himself/his past too much)#//Or maids who mouthed off and gossiped a bit too much; esp abt Addie. Which was the most frequent cause#//Only TWICE at Crepus; 1) directly when he tried to pry once; 2) from afar the day he died when Kae saw the Delusion on him#//And ONCE at Addie after Luc left & she tried to lessen the blame Kae heaped upon himself; in reasoning Luc could have; too#//He regrets that one most#//He’s not even overt with it; not usually. But still v palpable to those it’s directed at#//It’sa subtle storminess in his eye; a particular tension in his body.ACertain Tone in his voice; like an air of finality w each sentence#//It was far more obvious as a kid than present day; bc later on he got better at hiding it as smth else#//& as a bab; it was far more jarring to see him acting that way after being used to him being so warm and shy#//For Diluc esp; it was prolly a mad stressful affair each time it happened; no matter how infrequent#//One minute yer bro is jokin around & chilling; then he’s suddenly put what feels like leagues between you & kicked you off Dragonspine#//Tended to show up sometimes during their knight days at the others & ESP in his first few months as Cavalry Captain#//Except he was deffo far more willing to resort to confrontations over insubordination & challenges of his capability in latter#//Before he mellowed out again bc of Jean & Varka and really started picking up the silver tongue’n sly approach more#//It was more efficient seeing people fall apart seemingly from their own doings than do it himself & deal with the troublesome aftermaths#//Nowadays; his Vision acting up if anything is is main tell to if he’s angry or not#//Unless the person knows him REALLY well; or he genuinely can’t hold it back#//But that one is v extreme cases
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weedle-testaburger · 7 months
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just had a random idea for a poll:
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alcego · 2 months
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sometimes writing a list makes a daunting series of tasks easier. other times writing a list delays a series of arduous tasks to justify not doing them. it's a fine line we list-makers are walking.
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alliluyevas · 8 months
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apparently was in a horror movie mood this afternoon on my day off so I watched the conjuring which was pretty solid if distractingly uber catholic. then apparently decided to ruin a good thing and watched annabelle which was legitimately terrible. sad!
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aroacettorney · 4 days
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perhaps the reason why aup ended like *that* is because it was not supposed to have a happy ending in the first place, but sayren didnt have the guts to deal with readers' backlash for when they finally kill off the main character so a half baked happy ending is what we get 😔
#for a happy ending of a story to be narratively satisfying the characters gotta actively work hard for it#this happy ending feels empty because quite frankly speaking ludger did nothing to deserve it#he has zero character developments from the beginning to the end and has always been the same#well except for his emotional state getting worse over time#bc instead of making any attempt at all to healthily address it like a mentally mature 40yo adult he let it swallow him whole#(not that im necessarily blaming him but its quite frustrating to see him remain unchanged if aup is meant to be a redemption story)#his OPness is inherent#his genius is inherent#(this is not to say he isnt hardworking / only relying on his inborn talents but the author repeatively failed the 'show dont tell' checks)#(bc it was only implied in the past and we've never truly seen it in the canon present timeline either)#his kindness is inherent#ngl dad!ludger content doesnt appeal to me as much as dad!edgeworth cuz the latter is the fruit of the character's growth and hard labor#while the former is well... its just who he is#usually i love found family content but in aup it bores my mind out bc his interactions w the students + owens are so static & predictable#it was heartwarming at the moment of adoption but later on i find it as tedious as reading generic established romantic relationships#was it because of the lack of tensions and conflicts i wonder#they all became his yes men and no one ever actively challenged his unhealthy mindset or behaviors#anyway id have been more interested if he recognized his biases/favoritism/prejudices towards some certain characters & worked to change it#but welp. that would require character growth which is too much to expect from him ig#he has learnt quite nothing from his journey and tbh aup would ironically feel more meaningful if it ended on a tragic note#ofco i got noblesse'd again 😔#would i kill for aup to have a happy ending? yes#would i rather have a sad ending over the half baked and empty good ending we get? also yes#if it must burn then let the whole world burn. cuz at least it would be more much memorable and impactful that way#and i wouldnt have to feel this disappointed and lose all of my interests in one of my only two beloved aroace MCs in aup </2#rant
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orange-dreamzer · 19 days
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Orangeeee 😭
Mate it hurts so badlyyyy
It's even worse than the monthly suffering 😭
What can I do to lessen the pain?? 😭I don't have any meds hereee
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heating pads, fetal position lying down, maybe hugging someone for the pressure/warmth?
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selkiecoded · 2 years
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What isekai are you reading if you don’t mind me asking?
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okay... but youre not allowed to make fun of me... its called "50 tea recipes from the duchess." korean woman gets fired, gets isekai'd into the body of a duchess who is timid to the point of patheticness and everybody fuckin hates her. is like uggghh well i dont care if im hated as long as i have my special interest: TEA. and with her autistic girl swag (label pending) she makes both the society and her cold intimidating husband love her. 70% of it is her infodumping about tea to the delight of everyone around her.
#ask me no questions and ill tell you no lies#started reading it on tapas bc i was bored and it was free. embarrassingly got invested.#more uhh romance isekai? rather than like an action based one. its cute enough. not really groundbreaking but i like the FL.#we did manage to achieve a conversation between the protag and her body swapped soul so that was fun.#generally i dont support ppl who go on abt art that they only engage w for mindless fun or whatever bc theyre usually talking abt fuckin.#idk marvel movies or the latest army propaganda films or whatever. and generally the media they talk abt verges to harmful.#but i am an avid supporter of reading dumb shit you know is silly. all art has value including stupid stuff.#other dumb stuff ive read: at least two ~sexier~ manga/manhwa. former had surprisingly decent world building.#latter had an INCREDIBLY TOXIC cast of characters. it was absolutely fascinating.#those are the more embarrassing ones and the ones i WONT be dropping titles for.#others include furry shoujo isekai; aromantic shoujo; mousou telepathy (ive mentioned that before)#gag comedy where a dude gets ~magicked~ into a girls body but the joke is hes so lazy that he doesnt give a shit (mood)#stupid bl manga with a hot fat character who is very much the main object of desire#a lot of it is manga/manhwa bc its easier to get into something kinda dumb if its bolstered by having nice visuals rather than like a book#or whatever where you have to slog through it with your imagination alone. even when reading 'dumb' art i try to engage it properly bc i#very sincerely believe that every story has some form of meaning if youre just willing to engage with it#(<- plot of orv btw for an ACTUALLY good story)#like i said the sexi manga has surprisingly good worldbuilding. the toxic story the sexu manhwa was telling was earnestly fascinating.#idk! sorry i know you were just looking for the name but while i do consider it just kinda silly its broader impact has a deep effect on me#this is why i love orv❤️ please read orv. while i already had these fond feelings prior to reading orv it really cemented it for me.#oh and i read romance novels sometimes. i like stuff thats cute and silly! idk. youve been on my blog you can see my icon this isnt news.
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mane--attraction · 9 months
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A/N: uhhhhhhh runs 🏃‍♀️ using the sexual content warning thing for the first time bc I can't put the read more alone above the content on this one lol. I've been sitting on this nearly done for months. Whoops. Enjoy~
Cw: dumbification, some pet play elements (collar, leash, being called "pet"), d/s, messy oral (facefucking), mild bondage, tentacles aka f/o isn't entirely human, mild degradation (just a couple of names sometimes paired with praise), he's just a slight bit mean at one point, lil overstim. Afab reader, gender neutral, no pronouns. Have fun~
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MINORS DNI! I'M SERIOUS!
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Your bell and little charms clink against each other in a soft but steady rhythm as your f/o thrusts into your mouth, pulling you forward with your leash and stopping just short of gagging you. You look up at him with a sort of pleading expression, whining quietly, saliva slipping past the corners of your mouth to trail down your chin and neck. With your arms tied behind your back to prevent you from touching yourself, it also prevents you from cleaning up…something your f/o seems to be very into, if his reaction every time he looks down at you properly is any indication, groaning hotly at the mess he's made of you, watching his length pump in and out of your swollen lips and your eyes roll as you moan.
He holds your hair back with his other hand, but some errant strands cling to your forehead and temples. Not that you care: all your thoughts have slowly been replaced with the feeling of him heavy against your tongue, completely filling your mouth and stretching your jaw; of his scent overwhelming you; of him leaking continuously onto your tongue and down your throat. Your mouth and cunt are leaking equally, a tentacle lying agonizingly still within you. He can feel every time you clench around the intrusion, causing him to throb and moan softly, which causes you to whine and swallow around him, which has him hissing through his teeth: and the cycle repeats.
He could go for an hour, if he wanted to, just to see your brains leak out of you and onto the floor until you're nothing but a needy, desperate puddle. He has, before, but he's already gone for long enough this time. He doesn't think you can last for much longer, either, with the way you're trying to grind down on the tentacle. "Patience, pet," he grits out. "Stop moving."
You still instantly, perfectly obedient in this state of yours, and he grins smugly at how well he's trained you. "Very good."
He deliberately uses the tone that makes heat coil within you, torturing you when you're so turned on that you need him, and you retaliate, if but mildly, by whining in such a way that it increases the vibrations and swallowing when he reaches your throat. He chokes out a curse and pulls a little harsher on your leash, pushing that little bit past where you're used to and holding you there, which has you crying out and clenching wildly in surprise.
"Naughty little slut," he rumbles, "trying to get your reward too soon." He lets you free, just his tip resting on your tongue as he allows you to recover for a few moments before setting up a rather punishing pace. You yelp but melt instantly, eyes rolling as he fucks your mouth.
"If—" he forces out, "if I was in the right mood I'd make you wait longer for it, for what you crave, little one— You're lucky today." He's not certain the words are actually getting through to you, your whorish moan the only indicator that you're at least hearing him. He doesn't attempt to talk anymore, rapidly approaching his climax. You can feel the way his cock throbs more insistently, how his hips stutter in tandem. His grip tightens in your hair, enough to make you wince slightly, but it's all background to you: all you know is him. Your whimpers and other sounds as you try and keep up with the fluid spilling down your chin, combined with your unfocused, cockdrunk expression spurs him on, and he fucks your mouth.
"I'm going to cum, pet."
His strained voice drops an octave, and you shiver, fluttering in excitement. If only you could actively bring him to the brink; all you can really do is press your tongue more firmly against him for the short time you can think about it. You're more than satisfied, however, with the short, sharp snaps of his hips into you, using you to chase that high.
"I am going to cum, and you are going to swallow every drop. Do you understand me?"
He's barely finished speaking and your needy sound of acknowledgement is immediate: you whine at him, and the sound alone is nearly enough to push him over. No, what sends him over is when he hits the back of your throat and your face screws up at the suddenness, throat constricting as you swallow to try and adjust but can't quite. He chokes, lasting a single stroke more before yanking on your leash, burying himself in your mouth with a loud groan, the kind that has you clenching wildly in need, as heat spills down your throat. The harsh pulse of his cock is the only thing you really comprehend, held in place and unable to move, just moan. It's a wonder you don't cum on the spot.
His warning wasn't just a courtesy: he is not a mere man, and you find yourself feeling a little lightheaded the longer you stay where you are, but it's heady, allowing you more focus on his hips twitching, trying to push himself deeper on instinct.
Finally, moments before your head starts to loll, he releases the tension on the leash and pulls back just enough that you can finally taste him, allowed enough movement to bob your head eagerly, swiping for every last drop. He rumbles above you, amused, but he hisses softly at the overstimulation, so he doesn't allow you too much free reign, the hand in your hair holding you firm. Otherwise, you would have continued to suck him off without regard to how much he actually had left to give.
"That's a good little pet," he says hoarsely. "So good for me."
You make a soft, pleased sound, preening at the praise. You give little kitten licks to his head, right at his slit, and he finally pulls you off of him with a pop. You look up at him sweetly, catching your breath, unaware of what a mess you look like…but you look perfect to him. He swipes a bit of cum that’s escaped your lips with his thumb and brings it to you, and you lick it up without a second thought. His previous hunger thaws a bit to let his fondness show through.
“Yes,” he says, “what a good, pretty little pet.” The tentacle inside you wriggles ever so slightly, and your eyes flutter, suddenly reminded of how close you were. His lips twitch with a ghost of a smirk. “And good pets get rewarded, don’t they?”
You feel yourself being lifted off the ground into his arms, the tentacle still firmly in you while his mouth finds yours, kissing you with hunger more restrained than you want, and you kiss him back desperately, encouraging him to let go. You almost don’t care about breathing, but he breaks away long enough to lay you down on the bed, your arms untied at some point in the journey and the sheets clinging to your sweaty skin. His mouth slots over yours once more with that ferocity you were craving, all tongue and teeth, and you melt, doing your best to match it but otherwise just letting him in. 
That’s when the tentacle starts moving, throbbing and roiling as it thrusts rapidly, and you let out a loud cry, clinging to him. The squelching issuing from between your legs is obscene, loud and a clear indicator of just how needy you are, yet it’s turning you on, in spite of the flush of your cheeks from the sound. You whimper into the kiss, and he just chuckles.
“Good little pet.” He tugs surprisingly gentle on your bottom lip with his teeth, a fang catching but not injuring. “Good little slut for me.”
You whimper again, panting as you grow closer, a fact he can still feel by the way you flutter consistently around the tentacle. You pull him down to kiss him again, and he obliges you and your desperation, growling softly.
‘You’re so close, aren’t you my little pet?’
His voice is in your head, this time, and you feel yourself drop a bit further into that torpor of pleasure. You nod, sucking on his tongue with what control you have left. Your hips buck with a squeak as the tentacle hits a place that makes you see stars.
You can hear…well, more like sense the chuckle in his voice. ‘Then take your reward, pet. Cum for me.’
It’s not instantaneous, but it doesn’t take that long: not when the tentacle’s throbbing becomes more insistent, not when it speeds up to an almost incomprehensible degree, not when it starts hitting all those sweet spots, not when his thumb reaches your clit and—
You shriek, truly seeing stars as your body bucks madly and clamps down hard on the tentacle that’s still trying to move, fucking you through your orgasm, all the while his thumb rubs little circles into that sensitive nub, moving you along. You don’t realize he’s stopped kissing you, even as you bite your lip and throw your head back, whining as it starts moving into overstimulation.
You start to think you’re done, start to think you’ll fall down from your high, but he presses more firmly, the tentacle only targets the spots that make you moan, and with electricity shooting behind your eyes, nearly forcing them shut, you shrilly shriek and clench even harder around the intrusion, somehow fluttering again. He groans loudly, prolonging it momentarily.
“So good,” he practically moans, brushing your hair out of your face. “Always so good for me.”
You’re too tired in this state to do anything but look up at him blearily, and it’s a different expression than before. Again, softness breaks through his features, and he kisses you gently, as if you’ll break after all that has occurred. He brushes his knuckles along your arm, as if petting you. Later, the two of you can have some more fun. For now, however, you are both more than content to remain like this for a little while longer.
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giantsreach · 11 months
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hm.
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