#bc wtaf

[boltgunkiller-archive]

mercedes was always ready to kiss a girl it’s crazy

[uglypastels]

Someone explain to me how i redownloaded spotify on my phone and tried to log in but the app automaticallly logged me into the account of someone else??? That is practically a stranger?? Like, the person is in one of my classes and we talked maybe 3 times but how did my phone just randomly dicide/manage to log into their account when i didnt even know what their username would be?????

[honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns]

'i'm fine with elias simps but i draw the line at lady mowbray you people have clearly never met old rich ladies-' i'm not in it for the money i'm in it for the senseless violence and killings. god forbid a woman do anything.

[where-the-water-flows]

canon divergence where the poison kicks in earlier/harder, and so instead of having their Dramatique Divorce Hatefuck Fight in the east sea, Di Feisheng gets to whatever beach he's going to storm the sigu sect/fight Xiangyi on etc, and finds Li Xiangyi face down in the sand, poisoned to shit and barely breathing, clearly in zero state to fight because of the near death experience he is currently, uh, experiencing.

no worries though, Di Feisheng has medicine demon on call. Clearly whatever the fuck is going on here is uhhhh Incredibly Sus, given someone has now tried to murder both of the leaders of Sigu sect and apparently actually succeeded killing 1/2, but honestly, not really Di Feisheng's problem! his problem is getting Xiangyi back into fighting shape and then, y'know, fighting him. best of luck to the Sigu sect but he's different.

except of course he -- and everyone else on the boat, one assumes -- rock back up to medicine demon's weird offsite lab living situation, and medicine demon is like good news boss I recognise this poison! bad news boss it's super ultra fatal and also the poison is coming from inside the house alliance

which is very extremely no bueno, both because uhhh who the fuck betrayed him like this he needs their heads on spikes yesterday, and also because what the fuck do you mean there's no cure, fucking work one out!

long story short: di feisheng spends the next mmmmm several years laying low, maybe kinda faking his death/seclusion a little by implication of dropping off the map after a big duel was meant to happen, while he and the few people he's sure he can trust go right the hell through the Jinyuan alliance trying to find all the people who betrayed him.

and also playing the world's scariest nurse/buddy cop duo to Li xiangyi, who is not yet dead of poison thanks to medicine demon's questionable approach to medical ethics and informed patient consent, is very fucking angry about life, and very fucking determined to find out who murdered his shixiong and made him break the treaty under false pretences.

(and also poisoned him, he guesses).

[thewriters-world]

It just hit me that Valentino admired, respected (loved!) Marc, but to hurt him, he had to leave everyone with the worst parts of him (those parts are also arguably the worst parts of Valentino). And in the end, the way people talk about Marc (bez, uccio, literal journalists) is tinged with Valentino (or we can argue that the way Valentino talks about Marc is tinged with Uccio - hot but true take). And yh it did end up hurting Marc bcs wht do you mean only 2 people came to visit him when he had a potentially career threatening surgery and what do you mean people to this day hate Marc bcs of what Valentino put in their head. BUT the final blow, the kicker, Marc wanted to share this sport with Valentino, wanted motogp to be synonymous with rossi/marquez and then Valentino goes and says Marc ruined the very Institute he built. The one thing that Marc thought was theirs, the thing Marc oh-so meticulously upheld because yh it was valentinos sport but its also his and he has a responsibility, was allegedly destroyed by him. And fans, journalists, fellow riders agree with this take, do you know how much it must hurt Marc, that people genuinely believe he ruined the sport because the messiah said it.

Edit: Marc literally upheld the sport to the detriment of his own body, yet his body still supports him by allowing him to partake in a sport that he wasn't too sure he could ever be able to continue pursuing a few years ago. If you spend even a minute looking at Marc riding, you can see what he feels for this sport, but the only people who could ever come close to understanding how he feels (fellow riders, ex-riders and motogp journalists to some extent) are the people who have questioned Marc's place in the sports only because of what one man said.

Edit 2: maybe I'm just reaching but it kinda breaks my heart a little 😭.

[mistress-riddle]

tommy speaking loudly in the library is just so in character of him, he's just annoying like that 🙄

[f1inl3ey]

Before you read this be warned this is about the bear or man thing so sexual violence is implied here and spoken about in the tags

“Bear or man” bear. Even men don’t trust other men. A bear wouldn’t tell his friends the things he wants to do to me. A bear wouldn’t kill me for fun. A bear is more predictable. A bear attack is more likely to be believed. A bear would see me as a human. A bear would only kill and maybe eat me, I don’t know what a man would do.

[donewiththisshitplsstop]

Say 'I' if you still think something should have happened when a driver referred to Lance with ableist language and a guest commentator used discriminatory language against him.

[baeshijima]

so i just finished mashle s2

[extraordinarilyextreme]

在他过去看上一看的时候，也有一个念头在心里闪过：会不会正好有个江湖卖武的美丽女子，正在比武招亲，这一瞥就定了情，就像戏台上演的一般？ When he went over to take a look at what he could, a thought flashed through his mind: could there just happen to be a beautiful woman of the jianghu who knew martial arts, who just happened to be seeking a husband through a martial arts competition? With one glimpse, their love would be true - just like the stories told in stage plays.

...

王小石却在一瞥中呆住了。 Yet Wang Xiaoshi, within the moment of this one glimpse, was stunned. 他从来没有见过这么美的男子。 He had never seen a man as beautiful as this before. 那薄刀似的柳眉一起一伏间，有说不尽的俊俏，阳光透过遮阳帽的葵叶缝隙照在脸上，一明一暗，白似美玉，黯影柔倩。就这么一刹那，那人已皱了皱眉，不耐烦地按下席帽，绕了过去，看起来，正似在找什么人。 Between the rise and fall of those thin, knife-like brows that were arched as if long and slender willow branches - lay an indescribable and endless elegance. Sunlight bled through the crevices of the sun hat's mallow leaves to shine upon his face, at once both illuminated and obscured: as bright and pale as fine jade, whilst also gentled and made handsome by dark shadow. Such a split second passed, and that man creased his brow thereafter, impatiently pressing his woven hat down before making his way around. He seemed, currently, to be looking for someone.

【一、不像人的人】 Chapter 1: The People Who Did Not Seem Like People

《温柔一刀》 The Gentle Blade

Any mistakes are my own.

[buddiesmutslut]

“Your son has game.” “Yeah, video game.”

&

“Sorry I’m late, that fire was a beast.” “Yeah, so are you.”

???????????????? The vibes are the same & I am not enjoying either 😂

[loser-user-noaccuser]

Just realised that my state is missing from the Australian Ghost tour poster so I’m boycotting until its fixed ✨

[miatartistry]

Had a dream last night that Will’s new hair was bleached blond and the bleach was botched so it was all fried and shit. And I wasn’t surprised because before his actual hair reveal I was so convinced they’d ruin it.

[convexicalcrow]

This doesn't reflect the countless hours I've spent watching Tango vods on youtube frfr. >_>

[jackinalex]

(x)

[mxnd-infxction]

i may or may not have plowed through an entire case of double-stuffed twist and shouts in 2 days. (i did)

tomorrow i’m locking in - i work four days in a row so there’s no excuse that i can’t thr0w 0ut my lunches, get 20k steps in and burn at least 2k c4ls over my shift

(i also figured out a shortcut that helps me finish pickwalks WAYYY faster but also gets me rushing around which helps burn more - win-win-win situation)

so if i thr0w 0ut my lunches and have sugarfree red bulls and gum instead, at least 20k steps and 2k c4ls burned minimum every shift, and keep using my shortcut every working day for the rest of may, not only will i feel good enough about myself to be mentally more ready to (finally) meet up with V in atlanta, i’ll order myself some hella cool lace up pants and records as a reward for working so hard.