i'm placing a spongebob valentine with TWO blowpops on your desk
only the best for my qpp ◇
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Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever
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No hate because I love The Bear but in real life if my favorite local sub shop turned into a place where you pay $56 for three tortellini and a sea scallop I would be inconsolable.
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i am very good at wildlife photography
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i keep forgetting my qpp was a homestuck and still is tbqh and so every time they mention some bit of homestuck lore i sit there gobsmacked that a normal human being could know something so weird
peak bear behavior tbh 10/10 would listen to them infodump for days about a webcomic that i will immediately purge from my memory. it just means i get to listen to them infodump more
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Hot queer spaces tip: never trust any spot that has fewer than 2 fat and hairy people present!! You have no idea what other problems the space has if they can’t even meet the bear minimum
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