#beardface

[stonedcoast]

Beard Oil - Acapulco Gold

Still playing catch-up on posts. The end of the school year gets crazy for parents. Back to regular updates very very soon.

Before I knew that Novembeard (also known as No Shave November) had charitable and awareness-related purposes, I used it as an excuse to try growing my first full beard. I had failed at attempts before this one particular November, but until I was close to 30, any “beard” I tried to grow that was more than a goatee looked more like a Fisher-Price “My First Patchy Beard” playset than actual adult…

[celestemagnoliathewriter]

I will never get tired of seeing academics publish articles in journals titled things like:

"Response to Dr. Wrong-Again: A Rebuttal"

"Academic Blorbo on Fancy Topic: Are They Really Saying What Professor Beardface is Saying?"

which is basically the academic way of being totally passive aggressive, disagreeing with someone publicly, and then putting it on your CV/resume.

and IDK I think it's beautiful that academics will go back and forth via journal articles, racking up more publications, all over interpretations of some dead person's text, and no one really wins.

it is why, for the millionth time, fandom wank and discourse is both exasperating and totally fine by me, because grown-ass academics with fancy titles and books published are doing exactly the same with non-fiction.

because academia is fan-non-fiction and we need to just own that.

[quinntamsin]

The Elf-Knight sat on the edge of the High King's grace near the Tree of Lindon. Once it had a sapling in Gondolin itself, and now it's leaves were struck with blight. Still resolute in her bronze armor, she waited, with the high helm under her arm. Galadriel had called, as Captain of the NOrth, she had that right. Why were they casseling their armies for war. Was not the War of Wrath Over? --- Rings of Power S1E1 "Partings". WE are reminded of the happenings of last episode where Isildur was cast from the Sea Guard, of the warning's of Adar, and the oath Elrond has made. As the Shadow starts to grow, we can see troubles are happening. The stranger has come to help the Harfoots, the Brandfoot family needs help. Nori is explaining the common tongue or at least Harfoot to the Stranger who is getting a sense of the language. This is definitely a reverse Gandalf situation they are gong for. Someone who has to learn from a child rather than protecting them. She gives a pretty good idea of the perils of Middle Earth. His accent is definitely weird, but the man seems to consider his actions are dangerous. She convinces him or at least tells him he's good. Watching the two parents arguing is adorable as the members of the Brandyfoot family decides to walk. They cover their wagons in grass to hide among the rolling his of Rhovanion. A nice little song perfect for Middle-Earth comes to them as we switch to montage. The Brandyfoot clan struggles as the Stranger helps them. I like how they actually change their caravan camfolage as they travel. More images of the family living in their hovel with the stranger hulking nearby. He sees the worst of the world and he seems to be getting a better feel for the world. This guy is some sort of Maia spirit. As he stands we see him in the burning crater where he arrived. On a mountain or hilltop overlooking the spot we got a view of some strange folk. Women in white along with person with bleached white hair. I'm not sure their evil necessarily, they definitely have a link to someone. Adar and his lt, Grugzuk, prepare to assault the tower of Ostirith. Only the townsfolk of the Southlands and a single elf stand ready. Note, a single left is far more dangerous than a few orcs. Bron calls for people to stand with her, and it makes me wonder, do the people wan to dwell in the shadow of the orcs? Waldreg pops out to be the shitty human he is. He seems to be pro-Morgoth as everyone starts to argue like the rabble they are. Several humans appear to leave as Waldreg as he calls to Theo who ignores his calls. Hmm, is Theo ignoring his dark oath via the hilt? Back in Armenlos the Dunedain prepare for war as many ships sit in the great harbor. Isildur tries to explain himself to his father as he tries ask his father to the front of the line. Elendil makes a point that he hasn't earned his place as he didn't care enough. He can't go since he doesn't really want to server in his father's eyes. Pharazon continues his bullshit. Beardface has called for war as Earien seems to be backing against the war. Its foolish, this is all a play by fucking Pharazon to gain the backing to remove the rightful Queen. The Forges of war alight with work as the Dunedain make their blades. We see that Halbrand is a skilled wordsmith, as the merchants in the Guild appear impressed by his work. The Queen's guard bring him to a council of war. Galadriel decides to toss Halbrand out as a piece on the board. He's obviously surprised, as they both argue over who used whom. He stomps off, predictably, and we switch back to the Brandyfoots who are now in some weird creepy forest. A meeting with the leader of the Caravan and another Harfoot has the woman calling for the entire Brandyfoot family to get abandoned. THe kids already saw that wolves are in the area, what we don't know is these aren't normal wolves. They're wargs. As she harvest some chicken of the sea she's Malva is grabbed by Nori and her friend. A sound of creatures coming, fucking warts. I know they are wargs because normal wolves don't cause the entire fucking forest to quiet. They encircle the girls in a tree as grabs a branch before the stranger steps in. The Wargs challenge the man as the tall Stranger seemingly casts a shockwave to send them away. Yeah, he was able to catch and toss one, this guy is not human. IN Aremenlos we see the Dunedain training while Galadriel steps in to speak with Elendil. We decides to discuss things and essentially says "Stick the pointy end in!" Elfess decides she's going to prove her superior speed and strength compared to the Dunedain. She easily dodges Otamo's thrusts and swipes before getting a blade to his neck.  The man has no balance in his strikes causing him to come off balance. A friend jumps in as both hack at the elf like they are throwing axes at a immoving tree. IT's a pretty laughable sword fight. Isildur gets dragged toward it by a bunch of kids as the entire troop of trainees takes her on and she goes full Jack Sparrow on them. The actress who does Galadriel has the movement for this. "Never trust brute force to best an orc." Otamo draw's blood and becomes a Lieutenant, Halbrand steps in to test the blade's balance and shows he's got skill. Yup, they are setting him up to be Aragorn. Dammit guys we don't need to keep inside tropes. I like how Pharazon is obviously a somewhat smart politician. He seemingly schools Kemen decides to speak and reveals it is his father who is Pharazon. I don't think this is public knowledge. He decides to make a stupid statement it is Pharazon who seems to be smart. Yup, this guy is smart, I like that they made Pharazon smart in being a pretty evil colonizer. I see that they plan to play up the colonization of Middle-Earth before Pharazon falls to the madness of staying death. Tar-Miriel speaks to her father who seems to see her for once after a long time of his senility. HE warns her to not go, which makes me wonder. Is he seeing the fall of Numenor and how his daughter will die desperately on Meneltarma? Hmm, they really are making her a tragic figure as she should be. Nori speaks to the stranger in the wood as he is speaking under her breath and appears to be doing magic. The water where his hand is freezing, which makes me wonder is he using the frost to kill the poison of the warg scratch. Nori grabs his hand and he hurts her. She's a kid, so I can't really fault her for touching the magically freezing hand or her fright toward him. Yeah, little kid runs away after seeing magic,k. In the Elder Days magic wasn't above the flurry we see in DnD, no it was the way of things and old Lore. Now, we head to Eregion where the Khazad, Gil-Galad, and even Celebrimbor. Gil-Galad asks what Khazadum is doing and Durin Jr counters with what the Elves are doing. Elrond steps in and puts his younger friend, aka the High King, Durin pushes forth with that the KIng is eating on a table made of sacred stone. And Gil-Galad, seems to finally give in and show respect instead of pushing. What is Gil-Galad doing? Does he think himself the Lord of Silver Fountains when he rules what is left of the ancient line of Fingolfin. Elrond and the High King are talking briskly. THe High King addresses the Lord Elrond, as Elrond Half-Elven, this is so fucking insulting. Gil-Galad and apparently Mithril is the light of a simaril. What in the name of Valar is this foolishness. What is Gil-Galad up to? They are they mcguffining Mithril. Weird. WE switch to the Tree and we can see that the Elves are now entering their Falltide. THey are at their strength, but their time in Middle-Earth has come to an end. And Elrond shows his honor here, Gil-Galad could ask honestly. But instead he wants to pressure his friend in a selfish need. He could just ASK Durin he could ask and not act like Thingol. Foolish fucking Quendi. Maybe this is why Elrond was so damn determined in the LOTR movies. Yes, I consider them connected so fucking sue me. WE enter an alehouse in Armenlos where the Numenoreans are singing. We seethe lads singing like the teens they are. Foolish, they will get their mooncalf asses sent to the great dark. Isildur comes to see them watching their song. Okay, I got Valandil and Ontamo mixed up. Valandil calls Isildur on his crap and he tells Isildur no. He offers a free hit to his friend, and is told no. "It will be different this time." Welp, the boy will not be denied, so he stows aboard one of the five ships heading to Middle-Earth. ANd, we run into Kemen who seems intent on burning a ship of Numenor. THey fight and a fire breaks out, and mother dammit fucking shit. Kemen falls out and the damn ship explodes and I think - I think Isildur saved the idiot. He does lie for Kemen and makes me wonder. What is the point of lying for the worm. Is Kemen going to become a fucking redeemable character. I hope he does, it would be great to see him join the Elendili. More council actions as Angrybeard and Blondie argue over what the Queen should do. Galadriel continues to shows her hand, and we can tell she's in check on this issue. Beardy has a point where he can sense Tar-Miriel is anxious. He has won this hand, and they retire with Galadirel being forced to push Halbrand. WE learn that Celebrimbor and the King knew about Mithril. They both appear to be planning to recreate the wonder of the LIght of the Trees. Elves can literally die from fucking depression and hard emotions. Is this an attempt to placate what will become the drive to sail to Aman? In the Third Age is is natural to do so where as it appears in the Second they have to earn it. This is a weird and somewhat desperate means, which again makes me think Celebrimbor is already planning the rings. And, that Sauron is hiding in Eregion. Halbrand is confronted by Galadriel who apologizes for using him. She does a pretty bad job of trying to pep talk him into being a King. WE get a nice little background story of how Halbrand survived and got onto the raft. He knelt to Adar, and served him. Galadriel appears upset and admits to how he was slain by the Shadow. And, she admits that her entire being is revenge against the Shadow. She is not the White Lady yet, she is not the life breath of Lothlorien just yet. She gives us a nice taste of her betrayal and how her pain has driven her for yeni upon yeni of life. She hands him something, and we are left in the forge where we see the humans kneeling to Adar. I'm sure he's going to feed them to the Orcs. Adar gets pretty angry at the mention of Sauron which makes me wonder that was a mistake. HE grabs Rowan and appears to order the man to slay the boy. Oh, blood sacrifice is a thing they mentioned in the corruption of Numenor. So yeah, sacrifice to bind humans back to the Shadow. Theo and Arondir get a bit of a chat going. He tries to talk up the boy and he gets a bit of mouth from the Theo. The Elf basically states, "because you matter', and that's not a bad one. "So I shall die as one of them." It's a reminder of what Aragorn did when Legolas questioned his resolve to stand with the Rohirrim. Theo proceeds to reveal the hilt and he brushes away to show us a rock relief. It shows a dark gnarled helmed face and a carven version of the sword. Ostirith definitely has a connection to Sauron, to the Burning Eye. Bronwyn watching the arrival of the ORcs and speaking to Arondir is a nice build-up. As they mov forward it seems Bron is either giving up, that or she and Arondir have a plan. Or is she actually willing to give in, and wow, yeah it seems to be real. The light of the moon suddenly breaks the night as the orcs are singing a word, Nampat! The ORc packs have gathered and they make from the valley to the way of Ostirith. So, Durin made up the joke about the table, and he decides to speak to Elrond straight. The Dwarves keep saying Aule, they call him Mahal. And Elrond decides to inform DUrin Jr about how their souls are diminishing. Hmm, the Shadow does have a tendency of pushing back against the Shadow to their own detriment. Getting an image of Durin soberly finding out the fate of an entire people is in his hands and asks like an ass. I love this character, he's not a fool. He knows now that he's got leverage for a lot. Gil-Galad was watching and we can see he has what he want's the mithril. Back in Armenlos, Halbrand is summoned to see Tar-Miriel. If you aren't sure, Tar is elvish for King give or take. He tosses out his little pouch and heads to the queen before grabbing it last moment. We turn to him in Edainic scale as he prepares to leave with the people of Numenor. The Queen herself is kitted as mean in winged crests walk the way to war. THis is one of the last times the HIgh Men will ride before their Kingdom will become consumed. Earien watches her brother marh off to war, which makes me hope she won't die on that Island. I want to see her survive to design Anuminas and fucking Oscgiliath! Why create a literal architect sister if we do not USE THAT FUCKING line of story! Lol, stable sweep. Good to see his dad tossing him a shit job so his friends still respect him. I like how the Numenorean armor seems to be a nod to the elves, to the later Dunedain and in a way the Rohirrim. Galadriel in pull plate returns to the ship as she and the warriors of Dunedain, along with Halbrand the Southron, head to MIddle Earth. Gay Canon

Okay, Halbrand and Elendil for the win, dads for Ilsidur anyone. And honestly, I wanna ship Earien with a certain Tar-Miriel. I'd love to see a story where Tar-Miriel is saved and drops her throne name for the one she had years ago. Thus Tar-Miriel dies, but the actual person survives to help build Arnor and Gondor. Hottakes:

Okay, the armor in some places seems a little too realistic, and needs a more lived in feel.

The people of Hordern is a nice story, but it makes me think we need a little less weird editing. The scene where they discussed finding a way between Arondir and Bron didn't segue well into the next scene.

Rowan getting the ax as a sacrifice for Waldreg's oath is not a bad bit of darkness.

I like how Adar seems apparently interested for "Till the sun fails and Moon is dead."

Tying the elves to Mithril is going to be a good reveal if Sauron is already hiding in Eregion. Who better than Annatar to be the one championing for his own lack of existence.

Pharazon is building built up as a wiley man.

We need more solid reasons for why the Elves dislike the Numenoreas. A strong mention of the "King's Men" versus the "Faithful" factions needs a bit clearer of a line.

I ship Eariel! Mriel x Earien!

[fuckyeahmcr]

Seen some discourse about fatphobia toward Gerard, cause some people said they are more attracted to him now than they were in like 2017-9. But Gerard's weight has fluctuated through his whole career and that was not the determining factor. It was that GOD AWFUL BEARD. Some people have beardfaces others don't, and Gerard absolutely does not.

[barrymccaulkinem]

when scrubs goes for the jugular its not cool like, a show with characters named dr mickhead and dr beardface (or the todd for that matter) has no right to make me cry like this lol

[jackiestargazer]

Beardface

Beardface, Beardface, You can confide. Shave that thing off And show your hide.

Words and Music: Ro Skirving. From the album Vagabondage. (In the fictional world of Jackie Stargazer.)

The fictional band Degenerate Matter, the fictional album Vagabondage, and the lyrics to “Beardface” copyright me (aka MistyMountainHop, maker of Those ‘70s Comics and author of Jackie Stargazer).

Slim CD case TEMPLATE by nine2doubleJ   Razor, Beard, Barber from pixabay.com

[beardedcoffeeholic]

I needed that long hot shower, last days were busy. 

Happy Friday! Let the weekend begin 😀🍺

[gangsofbeard-blog]

Why does beard stops growing?

Shits! What happens to my beard? Why it has stopped growing? Why isn’t it growing anymore?

Yes! Beard stops growing. This is the universal truth for every man. The most common reason is when a beard reaches the terminal length, it stops growing any further length. Besides, one may face this problem because of the hormonal disturbance, poor diet, and damaged hair while there might be some skin diseases too.

You will know why your beard stopped growing further if you consider the following factors.

•    Terminal Growth length

Everyone is different in some of the other way. Some men can grow wide beards extending from the cheeks while others have patchy cheeks but can grow longer beards and mustaches.

Every individual has a different terminal length where his beard stops growing at a particular stage. Even different hair parts of the face have different terminal lengths. That’s why the sideburns are not as long as the beard under the chin though they remain untouched.

So, this might be clear that beard doesn’t grow further when it is already equal to the length of the terminal length.

•   Imbalanced Diet

Beard growth is related to what all we eat. If you are eating a diet low in pro-vitamin and essential minerals needed for healthy hair growth, your terminal length is going to be shorter than what it needs to be.

The following nutrients are important for hair growth: Vitamin A, B, C and E, Beta Carotene, Protein is vital for making healthy hair. If you’re looking to go a step further, you can prefer taking Biotin. You can also take a multivitamin to increase your beard’s potential growth.

•   Stress Hormones

Most of us live busy lives. Do you have enough time to sleep and exercise? If no, then you may be inviting the stress hormones and that may contribute to hair loss or stopping the hair growth.

Our stress level is regulated/ controlled through our adrenal glands. If our body isn’t balanced we may experience hair loss. Exercising regularly can reduce stress levels. It can also boost male testosterone which can help your beard grow better & faster.

So, manage some time for yourself having refreshment and relaxation. Our whole body works as a unit. If any body part fails to cope up with the mechanism, the person will face the consequence. Stress hormones decrease testosterone levels.

•    Beard split Ends

Damaged hair is also a common problem in breaking of facial hair. It can be yet another reason why your beards may stop growing. Breaking of hair and beard split ends are common problems regarding beard growth. Dry hair, over coloring, excess of using a blow dryer and other related activities damage hair. As a result, the hair strands start breaking off.

Beard Maintenance Tips

If you really want to grow your beard length in addition to right eating style and regulating stress level to and eating plenty of nutrients, you also need to focus on your grooming routine.

For this, buy some quality beard care products that will help you with your perfect grooming routine. Include Beard Oil, Beard Brush and Beard Wash for effective results.

Gangs of Beard- Beard Growth Oil is an exclusive product which is made with natural ingredients and is suitable for optimizing your beard length.

CONCLUSION:  There are some other factors too that may stop facial hair growth. You should start considering these above-mentioned factors first. If still, you face any other difficulty, contact a doctor or a specialist to know the exact reason.

Take care of your beard and grow like a man.For more information visit the blog:   https://www.gangsofbeard.com/beard-blog/why-does-your-beard-stops-growing/

[portuguesemenfaces]

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[darbx89]

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[rawartjs]

A picture I dug up from the old beard days. What do you guys think, beard or no beard? #beard #beardstyle #artbeard #abstractart #artworks #face #beardface #blackandwhite #artmatters #contemporaryart #artforsalebyartists #designinspiration #expressionismart #manbehindthecurtain #fotografi #svartvitt #konst #abstraktkonst #konstsäljes #konsttillhemmet #ansikte #ansiktetutåt #mannenbakommasken #julklappstips #hemmet #färger #panduro #pandurohobby https://www.instagram.com/p/CIP3KooHrgf/?igshid=dwhovma8tmw7

[lucianafoxx]

#belemempeb #belemdopara #beardface #lbelem#

[vetteldixon]

daily seb 176/365

[hovomanukian]

Տպատառ գրքե՛ր, գրքե՛ր Ուր պահեցիք ՝ ձեռագրերը , Ու՞մ,ու՞մ ես դու կարդում Ո՞ր էջն են մատներդ թերթում։ Տպատա՛ռ ու անհոգի , Նախաբաններով ճոխ , Հազար օրինակներով Եվ առանց բնօրինակի ՛ Վաճառում եք հանուն ՝ Ճանաչման ու փառքի՛ Մինչ դեռ պետք էր որ Կյանքը գնորդը լիներ ։ Կյանքը ՝ Գրքերի Հայրը ... Դու՛ք վաճառական լոկ Ձեզ դասել եք գրողների Ստեղծել ՝ միություններ Ու հավաքվել իրար գլխի ։ Իհարկե ներեգեք « Խի՞» Ո՞ր մեկն է ավելի լավ , Ո՞ր մեկի գրած ՝ ո՞ր տողը Ստիպեց կարգվել ՝ անդամ ։ Ձեր « խեղճ միության » ... Երկրիս վրա գիտե՞ք արդյոք Թե քանի միլիարդ գրող կա, Արդեն ուր որ է կլինի յոթ Յոթ միլիարդ կյանքի գրքեր Որոնք չեն վաճառվու՛մ ... Հ.Մանուկյան 12.12.17թ 23:30 #հայ#armenian #artist #painter #writer #barber #photographer #model #beardface #армения #артист #писатель #художник #парикмахер #модель #читатель #бзикшу#hovomanukian #read#your #souls#pages

[chandarchandar]

Probably my new favorite. I bet this one looks sick in a black light! 🖤🖤🖤 #papermache #handmademask #blackandwhite #beardface #fringe #mask #paperart #papermachemask #paperartist #trashart #carnival #mardigras2020 #neworleansart #chandarchandar (at New Orleans, Louisiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8ioJJiF-x8/?igshid=9srclmcr0xwj