#because i have a problem

[chaotictoasterstrudel]

My obsession with Legolas has finally reached a point where I did this

I have a problem okay. Legolas is both let's be honest

[galaxysharks]

Yes, correct.

We also grant her angst, but that's beside the point.

[dandalionbold]

[mechanicalclown]

Happy Fuck You and Fuck Your Train Friday!!!

I’m hyperfixating on mermaids again

This hyperfixation comes back every few years, and it’s been a couple years since the last time, so it’s time to rewatch all three Mako Mermaids shows!

[spacemothes]

Another fox

[wornkindness]

but do i finally share my main amelia playlist

[snazzy-suit]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

Chapter 3

[alphacrone]

watching a yt essay on immortalists and now i'm SO curious to know about the ghost cults

[homicidalbrunette]

A bizarrely romantic story about Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova featuring: Gender Exploration, Trans Katya, Bisexual Trixe, Bisexual Katya, Power Top Katya, Power Bottom Trixie, crossdressers in love, the Brians, The band of patient weirdos who work with them, maybe a dead dove do not eat?, i dunno, Katya and Trixie as separate identities from the Brians, gay girl relationship tropes, roleplaying, kink, but also a lot of gross tender feelings and romance, those little amateur dyke romance novelists, us lonely weirdos who love these two homos, Trixie's recent aggressive flirting, alternating POVs, Trixie and Katya Live!

"I saw Trixie and Katya together. Married.”

“Pretty sure David is exhausted enough with me, let alone a sister wife who sweats like a whore in church.”

“I have been a whore in church and I’m here to tell you the only sweating I was doing was trying to hide my giant throbbing erection from a priest who looked like Andrew Garfield.”

“Then what do you mean, we were married?”

“I mean I saw the two of them as separate entities from you and me.”

“Are you sure you weren’t just having another psychotic break? Because I expect you and your hallucinations to still trot your decrepit form out on that fucking stage every night.”

“It wasn’t a hallucination. It was a vision.”

“Okay then, Miss Cleo. Tell me more about the saga of lesbian love between them.”

_____

Trixie and Katya enter into a lesbian relationship even though the Brians do not. Expect the kind of taking it too far, oversharing, actually kind of sweet, unfettered weirdness that these two are all about. Updating every Wednesday.

[kpopfanfictrash]

i hope this ask is ok as i read your FAQ and didn’t see anything about not sending you published recs but i noticed through your goodreads that you’ve never read from lukov with love and i think you would really like it if you’re ever in the mood to read a contemporary romance!! it reminds me of your writing and specifically raise the barre — enemies to friends to lovers, slow burn (this author is known for writing good slow burns but i haven’t read her other works), fl and ml are rivals in the same sport (ice skating), developed leads and interesting plot. you don’t have to publish this ask or anything but i just thought you would really like it 💗 also if it isn’t clear rtb is my beloved

hello, anon!! Feel free to rec me things to read, absolutely -- but beware, my TBR is like, 400 books long LOL

[1988-fiend]

….I will not buy this nutcracker

….I will not buy this nutcracker

…I will not buy this nutcracker so I can give him red glasses, a hair cut, a shave, and say proudly *he’s a really good lawyer* 🤣🤣🤣

[redjaybird]

[maybe i am spiritually a punk]

[i-will-sing-no-requiem]

after almost 10 months i have only one episode left in my lost rewatch with my friend

should i post my collection of the best quotes my friend and i texted each other while watching? is that something people want to see?

[corbincarroll]

it’s happy place day 💫

[traitorestraven]

CMJF Shiva Baby AU? CMJF Shiva Baby AU…

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!