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ok among my favorite parts of qsmp is the fact that charlie slimecicle can only hold the act of being mad at mariana when mariana isn't in the room. like he successfully rp'd being mad at his deadbeat puta esposa for months while mariana wasn't logging on, like he complained about mariana at the wedding, during the election, in subsequent appearances, and then he's messaging mariana in the chat during purgatory and he's still holding it
and then they're both at spawn like as close to face to face as they get. and bro CANNOT hold the act it drops so fast lmfao he was like "yea cellbit i'm gonna kill mariana" and instead they have a genuinely heartfelt conversation and then rp sexo in the fountain
and i know i'm brainrotting purgatory rn but i'm actually thinking about this bc i saw a clip of mariana and slime talking during the awards show and literally. slime's face goes from 😡🤬 MARIANA'S HERE, SAY SOMETHING PUTA ESPOSA to 😄😁 the second mariana shows up on the screen
like he's still pretending to be mad but dude is grinning like absolute crazy and i love that
#qsmp#qsmp slimecicle#qsmp mariana#shut up vic#block game brainrot#their dynamic is among the best things to have come out of this#and genuinely it was the thing that got me into qsmp in the first place#((even tho i only dove in for real after flippa was gone LMFAO))#also shoutout to cellbit losing his shit when slime says me-WH*RE?#oh and for absolute clarity that ain't my tiktok lmao#probably obvious but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it's 3:30 am i like to be Certain#i missed this live because LITERALLY I WAS WALKING IN THE DOOR FROM A SHOPPING TRIP EXACTLY AS IT HAPPENED#i am being so serious like i looked over my sibling's shoulder like 'so how are awards?' and there's FUCKING MARIANA#AND THE FUNNIEST PART IS THIS HAPPENED DURING THEIR PURGATORY INTERACTION TOO#I WALKED IN FROM BEING OUT RIGHT AS FUCKING SLIME AND MARIANA WERE GOING TO SPAWN TO MEET#SO I CAUGHT PART OF IT BUT NOT ALL OF IT#basically what i'm taking from this is i need to go out more often bc they have a tendency to exist together when i touch grass for reasons#that are not 'going to my job'#long tags#i'm not at the mariana convo in my rewatch yet so i may or may not have more to say when i hit that#but yea was thinking about it#this is the qsmp at its finest >:D its most base form#sillies being sillies together who might never have met otherwise >:D
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Alfonse King of Minding His Own Business. Kiran Monarch of I WANNA BE A FURRY I WANNA BE A FURRY I WANNA BE A FURRY SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING BAAAAAADDDDDD
Kiran drop your fursona NOW‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
#fire emblem#feh#sorry i had to make my own post. because these are the most important things to me actually.#ofc sharena i love you sharena queen of winning the hearts of women everywhere.#but like. the way alfonse when presented with a cute or hot girl is just. ignoring that shit. staying out of it.#he's got other shit going on (demisexuality and homoerotic deeply devoted bestfriendships)#ALSO. I WANT A TAIL. OR A BEASTIE SYMBIOTE. PEAK STIM TBH#ALSO ALSO. THE FACT. THAT KIRAN IS CANONICALLY VERY TOUCHY LMFAOOO THAT'S SO FUNNY#like i talk about it w sharena all the time but kiran is also Right There. and they are just LIKE THAT#which is the funniest thing in the world that's like one of their defining characteristics.#if you touch my summoner oc unprompted its going to fucking bite you.#or silther away and hide. goodbye forwver blowing you up w my mind.#SOME charas. have ask to touch rights but overall moe is just a cat. actually.#fe alfonse#sharena#fe kiran#ratatoskr#SHE'S SOOOOOO CUTE IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE HER#fe ash#gullveig#BOTH BELOVED#day in the life#official
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one of the 3rd graders at work has become very attached to me recently and does not want to leave my side and today he had to go home while he was in another room and one of my coworkers said over the walkie "*kids name* really wants to come say goodbye to you, Orion. he's on his way" and a few seconds later he like burst through the doors, hugged me super tight, and then ran back out of the room. I almost cried
#love this kid. he drew me a whole like diagram of the different types of tornadoes and tornado sirens#and on the back he drew me and him escaping an f4 and an f5 tornado lmfao. he was like this is your house. and this is the basement#its my favorite thing ever#he keeps calling me his favorite staff member 😩 its so fucking cute. he doesnt want to go anywhere that im not going#i said id go to snack with them and he went YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES MY FAVORITE STAFF IS COMING TO SNACKKK#the coworker told me later that he had been like upset because he didnt get to say goodbye to me and he was like#'can i PLEASE go say goodbye to orion?' lmao#he annoys one of my other coworkers bc apparently every single day he says 'should i draw the original 2014 godzilla or the new one?'#and i was like thats actually the funniest fucking thing i have ever heard in my entire life
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i will never be able to put into words how amazing it is to have hanae natsuki play mikoto
#milgram#im actually this guys biggest fan#i freak out over his role announcements literally every time i see them even if i have no fuckin idea who hes playing#im just happy hes getting roles man#such a phenomenal voice actor#i get so sad whenever hes doing sad scenes because just hearing his voice sound heartbroken makes ME heartbroken#doesnt matter how dogshit the rest of the series was#if a hanae natsuki character is sad then IM sad#im emotionally deranged over mikoto. as u can imagine#lxm textposts#also in case anyone doesnt know he has a youtube channel#and its the funniest fucking thing ever because he only plays horror games#and the other day he posted a lethal company video and its like#dude why is kayano mikoto playing lethal company LMFAO#god i wish i knew japanese i just watch these vids having absolutely no idea whats being said but i enjoy it so much anyway
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SUPER DARK TIMES (2017) DIR. KEVIN PHILLIPS
also, honorable mention to the original script for this scene:
#super dark times#zach taylor#allison bannister#sam edits#they make me feel insaaaaaaaane. its so much. i just. AGH. because i mean obviously it's for the sake of Plot#but just the start of her 'I like Zach and am GONNA date him' agenda seeming to directly coincide with The Daryl Incident is so... tragic#the Zach from a few days earlier—the Zach in the basement giggling about how he likes her—was never the Zach that got to be#the center of her attention this way. but tbh the FUNNIEST explanation for this timing to me is the idea that him shouting 'PENIS'#outside her house while fucking around with Josh was the thing that pushed her to be like 'ok fuck it i want him and im gonna get him'#bc she DID call to invite him to her party that same night. it's unclear if she called before or after but. it def could have been after#also also also: the fact that this scene is the last time they see each other before the. stuff at Meghan's house. they talk on the phone#briefly after (in which she calls him an asshole under her breath because he's calling to ask for what she thinks is another girl's number)#which... much to think about there. especially with the script's original 'she gives up on him' line. agughghghh#(though in the script version they actually do see each other one more time. or. well. she sees him but he doesn't notice her)
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I might've already said this but I feel it needs to be said again.
Multi-Fandom fanfics are such a funny idea to me. Because yeah. Multiple blorbos from multiple fandoms in one place. Nagito from Danganronpa and Sans (do I need to say where he's from??) kiss, why not? Captain Spaceboy from Omori and Space Outlaw from Bee and Puppycat could be brothers. Callie from Splatoon could get into a fight with White Lily Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom only to have the fight broken up by Henry Clerval from Frankenstein. Anything can happen and I fucking love it. Like.. give me more please.
#help#i am slowly going insane#silly#im a dumbass#hmmmm#huh#lolol#fantic#multifandom fanfiction#shitpost#im not bold enough to main tag#i love seeing people make stories where their blorbos get in silly situations#multifandom crackfics are like. unironically. probably my favorite genre of fanfic.#its so fun and bizarre#because yeah.#sackboy from lbp learns what fuck means because bakugo from mha#objectively the funniest thing ever.
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ooooooh my god i just realized this but. Lysander is probably SO jealous that Rosienne is able to just casually chat with Rook in French and he can't lmaooo
#💌 personal#he would try to learn except i don't think he's much of a language learner#he's not really academically minded in general#he's better with like. practical hands on skills#but its funny to imagine him just fucking SEETHING because he wants to talk to his bf in a language nobody else understands too :((#rosienne sees RIGHT thru him and thinks its the funniest thing ever lmao#he'd talk to rook in french even more often then just to spite lysander because he's an annoying bitch like that <3
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Oh? You like [popular ship]? Which one is always making "unecessary boundaries" and is "emotionally incompetent" and which one is always stomping over those boundaries in the name of "emotional competence"?
#hi expressing boundaries is not emotional incompetence be so fucking for real rn#like yes this is about superbat specifically but it happens so often!!! with ships!!!!#bruce saying 'no I do not want a relationship' and then being pushed and pushed by the narrative isn't a fun little thing#its fucking annoying#if I had a crush on someone and they repeatedly ignored my boundaries to talk about it I would probably not have a crush on them anymore lma#the funniest thing is how canon Bruce is a HUGE romantic#man is ready to fall in love at the drop of a hat#he won't act on those feelings without the other person expressing interest because he is self aware about being a train wreck#meanwhile Clark has told one person his identity and then immediately married her#id love a fic where Clark pushes and pushes past Bruce's boundaries and everyone else points out how rude that is dude#playboy therapy does this actually it's great
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straight up discovered i was scizoaffective in an unrelated fashion 20k words into writing my psychological horror oneshot in the most distressing and abstract scene in the whole fic and its like DAMN..... LMAO I COULDN'T HAVE GUESSED
the fic was the canary warning me of my problems the whole time. the metaphor just writes itself
#personal#canary continuity#im writing this really slow compared to my other work because its so fun to think about but so taxing to write#so youre getting some liveposting about the process. this is just the FUNNIEST fucking thing that could have happened while i was writing-#-this#dw about me btw i think its funny so you should too#not even half way done yet btw. but we're getting there
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My main takeaway from TSC now being the second trilogy is that I'm gonna spend the next two books waiting for Stuart to do his routine of showing up out of nowhere, being an absolute cunt for no reason, and then leaving at least one more time. Do I think it will happen? No, I didn't even expect it the first time. But a girl can dream.
#I also like being able to fully call it the second trilogy it's such a neat separation from original canon that recognizes the time that has#between installments. and its simmetrical and scratches my brain. win win#other niche thing that I will need is a name drop or truly just any confirmation that Ichirou's fiance is real#only because I truly don't believe she exists. also RIP my man for getting married at 24 I still mantain he should have been at the club#Nora Sakavic has the chance to be the funniest person alive and make that fiance Allison.#absolutely implausible AND impossible but it would be. So funny. You go queen canonize the rare pair you basically made up for a tumblr pol#third niche thing is that I want more Zane. i know that one we're definitely going to get unless chekovs gun gets shoved up someones ass#my guess is he's either gonna be a whistleblower for the press or kill himself in front of Jean. no in between. 50/50 odds honestly#i say niche bc I am fully aware I am the only person in this fandom that fucks with Zane#but that's fine. a boy would be the son of France etc etc etc#stuart hatford
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vitalasy going WHO IS INFLUENCING YOU ? DID YOU TALK TO MAPICC? as his immediate reaction to the zam betrayal and you can hardly even hear him say this because his mic cuts out is top 10 craziest eclipse moments to me
#this in combination with subz telling zam that he's proud of him for being able to betray them because it means that they did help him#bizarre things going on here like 1) subz is coping so hard. he is saying that to make himself feel better#2) i would argue that subz overstates mapicc#as a responsible party for zam's behavior at times because it's easier that way & so much weight gets put on subz being zam's savior in bot#of their minds#and Also zam is never able to fully work through his mapicc baggage because despite everything he still wants to hang out with mapicc and#this will just always be true but he also knows that it's somehow wrong and weird of him to still want to hang out with mapicc after all of#that because everything subz and vitalasy signal to him about it is 'FUCK THAT GUY!!!!!!!!!!!' (reasonably so)#my thesis statement. 3 million reasons for why zam is not capable of being honest and vulnerable with them ever and this is one of them#and in place of being honest with each other they all form this habit of performing a grand gesture (trust apples etc) to reaffirm their#relationship but it's suuuuuuuuuuuuch a bandaid over a crack in a wall that is about to fall the fuck down#and a lot of his behavior can be attributed to mapiccissues yes but it's about the way subz frames it#can i say also why was vitalasy scheduling meeting times to speak to the dude he sleeps in the same bed as every night. minecraft roleplay#logistics create the funniest situations on earth. i'm only pro 'its a coherent world and not a minecraft server' when it's funny#m#lifesteal
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lit cannot stress how much fuckability masato lost after becoming aoki like emo death is real and its so so tragic
#snap chats#sorry but this has been my truth for months its time i speak on it#its true tho i dont think this is a shocking revelation to anyone#s'just like saying grass grows and birds fly#i will not support his prep phase its not happening hes such a dweeb now#rgg knew this fact with him showing off his tit despite that being like. The Worst Place Ever to inject yourself#we already discussed how he wasnt physically able to fuck and that was a nerf it was to humble him and keep him controlled and thats awful#frame one got me lookin at the screen like 👁👁 and then he open his mouth and my eyes get bigger and i sit in dead silence#was crackin jokes and chattin with myself every other second and then 🧍♂️ Go On Beautiful Keep Talking Idc What You Sayin#im a man until he starts talking about 'his girl' and then suddenly im feeling some kinda way#tho that might just be cringe cause why does bro talk like how i used to in high school 😭😭😭😭#thats the funniest part about masato/aoki to me like. there's so much bullshit bout them that reminds me of high school#but thats the thing that was High School like im grown an shit this bro never grew up apparently AND HE STARTS THE GAME AT 23#wait back to the subject line of this post i be acting like aoki dont got me unwise a total of like. four time either#sorry everyone there was something in the water today and now im ill#its cause i cant draw this weekend so i have to be disgusting some other way#gonna make it everyone else's problem but worse#anyway i have to end this post because the more i t hink about the high school comparison the more i start to cringe
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having a comic idea in my brain but i dont wanna get up and sketch it but i cant write it in the way i want to because i am cursed to think in pictures but i cant. draw it rn.
#OH WELL. i just wanna know what their story mode journal entries would be like and i have some ideas#fish resents the entire concept of being forced to keep some kind of log and mostly uses it to complain about shit. l dear dumb diary#type shit like dear my stupid fucking diary that my stupid fucking boss is making me do. but they do actually do it because they cant bring#themselves to be mean to winston they just do it mad the whole time#they try to bother the boys into showing hir theirs and i think junkrats using his like a sketchbook to do little doodles instead of#actually writing anything and people just let him. maybe he lies and tells mercy he cant read so command just lets him get away w it#in my mind theres a tangential conversation where he has a lot of doodles of sojourn doing cool stuff and fish points out that he knows a#lot about overwatch and hes like yeah? i watched the old broadcasts as a kid. and theyre like ??????? how did you get a fucking tv in the#wasteland. and hes like OH well my mum was real handy where do you think i get my brilliance from. in my mind his mom was a tinkerer and a#fairly compassionate and decent woman who kind of taught him some of the basics before she died sometime when he was a kid/tween#anyways then they notice roadhog is spending a weirdly long time writing his and he wont show it to them so they just fucking wrassle it#away from him. i cant decide the funniest thing to be on there between genuinely journaling with a lot of emotion or hes writing some#shitty original novel or something. like brigs poetry where its just really bad but very earnest.
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Trying to figure out if its funnier to give Ulysses S. Grant his supernatural ‘horse girl’ powers before or after the 1868 Republican National Convention.
The former means the leading contender is suddenly so fucking controversial and the delegates need to figure out who else actually has a shot at winning the election, while the latter means I get to look at what “putting a president elect on trial for witchcraft” does for resulting legal precedents.
#either way he's getting horse girl powers because i think its funniest if the way the setting knows#'okay powers were rumored to be a thing for a few months but we DEFINITELY know they exist after Grant magicks a horse from thin air'#like as THE first parahuman on record that can definitively be proven to have existed and had powers#i just think that's so fucking funny and would do such strange things to the resulting american culture#[crux] the manifest crucible#to survive the crucible#the monkey speaks#ranting about my passion projects
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Hello meat I hope you're well, sorry if you've already got this ask before but I've been wondering, which anime is your pfp from! Who are they! :0
They stare off like they just witnessed the most batshit insane scenario happen at the pull up window in a drive-thru but they gotta keep on going because the food ain't even for them, they're buying lunch lmao (/complimentary ofc)
omg helloooooo!!!! strangely nobody has actually asked this before lolol
He is Kazama Toshiaki from 1994 yaoi ova After School in the Teachers Lounge!! It is only 2 episodes and it’s a weirdly melodramatic story about two gay teachers.
The funny thing is I could not tell you why I chose him as my icon. I don’t have any particular attachment to him or After School but. around the time I made this blog I had recently rewatched it and took some screencaps because I really liked the artstyle. theres something in the water with these classic yaoi anime djhgdfjs I really love them so much
Can u believe this guy. him and his boyfriend r absolutely going THROUGH it at this drive thru
#blog lore…#bonus screencap included because its the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen in an anime#its also a pretty good reaction image!#love wins
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i had op blocked so ray’s rebloggathon was tragically Absent from my dash but now that i caught up, *hyeju voice* el oh el
#and OF COURSE it's this user lmao#and OF COURSE they have a piss poor grasp on jgy as a character#'jgy setting up a 10+ year scheme that would allow him to reach the highest possible power in the cultivation world' lichrally did not#happen. like of course you think wwx is Morally Better than 90% of the characters if you see them as those villainous caricatures#(also the idea that wwx is the protagonist because he's morally Good and we're supposed to root for him is amazing#because idk op's country nor its curriculum but we read crime and punishment in high school. books where the protagonist has Something#Wrong With Them are not some kinda advanced shit you have to go through an initiation and a blood pact to see. its high school#'well Y is bad because everything they've ever done is bad and evil. meanwhile X is good because everything they've done was either#good or fully justified or forced onto him by the circumstances' is op aware how silly this sounds#jesus the more i scroll down the more bullshit i see. jgy antis are notorious for pulling shit out of their ass and trusting our number one#source of information sect leader yao but this is just. very funny. jgy's decade+ plan of killing people to achieve the highest position in#the jianghu. the way they believe 100% that jgy has killed jrs. the way they clearly got the sect he exterminated for jrs's murder mixed up#with the he sect that was murdered for xy yes but UNDER JGS'S RULE. it's all there!#'i really don’t think i’m reading the same book as some of these people' are you reading the book though#shrimp thoughts#ok i'm gonna go to sleep but gosh#the funniest thing is that people aren't even fully condemning wwx for doing the fucked up shit he did. i've never seen anyone insist that#wwx is actually the villain or that you're supposed to hate him. just that he had his moments of unnecessary cruelty#WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE wc and wlj killed everyone in the lotus pier i understand fully why he'd go there. but the same understanding#is not being extended to jgy and his cruelty is being used as a gotcha re: why he's actually the worst evilvillain who doesn't deserve#sympathy. and like bro no they are BOTH exhibiting unnecessary cruelty because they're driven by fury and hatred for people who ruined thei#lives. they're sitting at the same fucking table! but noooooo wwx is an angel. come the fuck on
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