#beetl 🥰

[grubloved]

everybody make friends with wasps right now. if u have a garden you want bees for sure but mostly you want wasps!!!!! wasps and hoverflies....

[somewherefornow]

JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL in JUSTICE LEAGUE: GENERATION LOST (2010)

[eternalyoo]

Saw this little friend on my balcony this afternoon, he’s majestic 🖤

[settingorange]

PJ got me my beetles!!!! They're a Christmas present somehow (he did mention possibly having to give me a present early) and I feel bad that I peeked under the sheet he has over them but my beetlessssss

[hana-bobo-finch]

My EVILEST and most USELESS hobby is writing in-universe songs for pdbc……making a complete list of every joke title I’ve come up with and I’ve got around 25 these are gonna go so hard (they will not)

[slugbeaker]

"You don't deserve this power!" - Emil Blonsky, The Incredible Hulk, 2008

"You do not get to ruin everything for me for something you don't even want! Something you don't even deserve!" - Titania, She Hulk: Attorney at Law, 2022

"You do not deserve this power." - Ignacio Carapax, Blue Beetle, 2023

siiiiigh, giggling and kicking my feet anytime i see this dynamic between villains and their heroes. they don't know if they wanna kill or BE these bitches and it makes them SICK, welcome to the club carapax ❤️

[azuree1733]

OML BLUE BEETLE WAS SO GOOD 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[fizzywashere87]

sup fizzster 😁

(can i say that? lol)

OF COURSE YOU CANNN 😁😁

WHATS UP??

I MISSED YOU TONS BEETLE HOW ARE YOU? 🥰🥰🥰

ALWAYS LOVE HEARING FROM YOU 😁🫶🫶

[ectonuritez]

Got to watch an early showing of Blue Beetle on Thursday !! Been waiting 8 years for this one 🪲💙

[forever-a-dreamer]

Just saw the Blue Beetle movie and Jenny Kord is going me a full on sexuality crisis

[cinnabeat]

well im glad i picked out multiple places to take pictures bc surprisingly (sarcasm) there isnt a lot of variety at the park

[naraven]

Hellowst to my most pookiest babygirl ever !!! I come bearing a joke. Please listen to it.

Ahem. 🎙️

What do you call a beetle that is purple, zappy, and used to be a former Fatui Harbinger?

A Scarabmouche.

Get it? Y'know. Cause a scarab sounds similar to his nickname, Scara, and while onikabutos would fit him nicely, I specifically did not mention if it was a onikabuto or a scarab dung beetle that's native in Sumeru, thus making the beetle pun work. Also, there should exist purple scarab beetles nowadays... Also, zappy because Scarabmouche has the abil--

(HI POOKIE!!! THIS JOKE WAS SO FUNNY IT MADE ME WANT TO JUMP INTO THE ARMS OF SANDRONE!!!!!)

Dear Miss Thea,

A beetle-like, zappy former Harbinger? The only former Harbinger I am aware of is the late Fair Lady, and she was more... firey than zappy.

And to call the Fair Lady a beetle sounds rather rude. But perhaps it was warranted, from Childe's account on the other Harbingers. Then again, he never spoke about any of his fellow harbingers highly in the first place.

I have seen an Onikabuto before. Isn't it fascinating to see the evolution of certain animals in two completely different countries? Onikabuto are usually purple, to camouflage into trees in forests and damp caves, and scarab are mostly brown to hide in sands and underground tunnels. Yet both are beetles, one living in a cluster of islands and the other in a dry, arid desert.

Furthermore

Ah, apologies. I did not mean to ramble on and on about beetles. The opportunity to speak on such an interesting topic proved itself powerful to my focus. Even Sandrone had to snatch my pen away before telling me to focus.

In conclusion, I feel the need to repeat my apology. I am unable to find the humor in this pun, and am therefore forced to clarify certain parts of this joke.

Confused, Joachim.

[sickbugdude]

my love for the common green june beetle cannot be overstated. look at all the unique little scuffs n color variations 😭🥰😍🤧

[ubersaur]

I got to help out TWO of my favorite beetles today! Found both dazed and in the floor in the same place inside my work, both while I was about to clock out (lunch and then end shift). It was really weird lmao. Picked them up, got them outside and dribbled some water on them (which they both seemed to be excited for), and hung out with them until they flew off. Love these guys 🥰🥰🥰

Lil video of drinking beetle under cut

[rollinouttahere-writes]

Which op yan do you think would be the most annoying texter in a modern au?? I think sanji would drive me insane, I know he'd be texting nonstop. I also think buggy would ask his romantic interest if they'd still love him as a worm. Many times.

Sanji would be so excessive. You have to put your phone on do not disturb just to have a moment's peace. It literally never ends.

Sanji: Good morning, my love! It's another beautiful day of being able to call you mine 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

*pic attached*

Sanji: Here's the breakfast I'm making you! I'll bring it over as soon as it's done 😋😘

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*sends a pic of any two things next to each other*

Sanji: This is literally us 🥺

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Sanji: I just wanted to say again how much I love you💞❤️🩷💕💞💓🩷💕💞 (he says this even though he saw you in person three minutes ago and said the exact same thing then)

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Sanji: Where did you go???? Are you mad at me??????? Have you been kidnapped?????????

Sanji: Oh wait never mind I see you now

Sanji: I'm calling your name why are you running the other way?

Buggy is someone who needs constant reassurance, and he uses having your phone number as a means to constantly get that from you. But like he's also very dramatic about it.

Buggy: do u hate me now? say it to my face at least

You: literally what are you talking about?

Buggy: I asked you a question and you ignored me!

You: I was gone for like 2 minutes????

Buggy: AND???? Why were you gone???

You: I was ordering some food for us but nvm I'm gonna go home and eat it all myself 😒

Buggy: ...

Buggy: I'm sorry please don't hate me for real now 🥺🥺🥺 I love you so much baby please don't leave me 😭😭😭

Zoro is on the opposite end of the spectrum because he doesn't text excessively, but you are lucky to get more than a one word response out of him. You could send him a several paragraph long text spilling your guts to him and all you'll get from him is a "k" or "alright" or "👍". If you send more than two texts in a row, he'll tell you to just call him if you're going to yap that much.

Luffy doesn't text, he sends voice memos. Not only does he send an absurd amount of them, but they're also all stupidly long because he gets distracted and rambles to his heart's content. What was supposed to be a simple voice memo asking if his jacket is at your place comes to you with a 31:46 time on it because he saw a cool looking beetle outside and just had to tell you about it in the memo. Half the time he forgets that he isn't actually on the phone with you and will ask a question several times before he remembers.

Doflamingo sends a lot of texts, but all of them are voice to text and are almost entirely unintelligible. The voice to text function wasn't designed to interpret his weird inflections and maniacal laughter. He also has a tendency to talk to other people in the middle of sending a text to you, so you have a whole ass random conversation smack in the middle of the text. He then has the audacity to have an attitude with you when you didn't catch the important thing he told you.

With Ace, you're going to feel like you're communicating via hieroglyphics because of how many of his messages to you are just memes/reaction images. He won't elaborate and lets you figure out what they mean. Did he just find that meme funny, or is there a hidden message in it? Who knows.

And then you have all of the old men (Sengoku, Garp, Whitebeard, etc) who can't text for shit and will send a series of unintelligible and confused texts before sending a very defeated "please call me"

[shyaringan]

beetle 🥰