#benedict cucumberpatch

[artofdeductionbysholmes]

so how was it like being portrayed by The One and Only Benedict Cumberbatch??

You invented that name, didn't you? Rather unconvincingly, I might add.

[this-is-honeybunny]

He walked

So he could run

[eggzeroni]

Flip, they got us with Benadryl Cucumberpatch. @twoandahalfdimes

[tryingmygoodest]

I'm not surprised tbh

[gemkun]

what is your character arc ?

      ⸻       tragic   hero   arc

  we   all   know   how   this   story   goes.   when   it   began   ,   you   were   almost   the   perfect   hero   ,   but   almost   is   never   enough.   you   lacked   introspection   ,   or   you   were   too   stubborn   or   vengeful   or   reckless   —   as   reckless   as   the   world   that   helped   to   ruin   you.   you   were   not   perfect   ,   and   that's   okay.   we   knew   the   story   ended   in   blood   and   we   watched   it   anyway.   we   knew   you   would   die   in   the   end   and   we   still   couldn't   help   but   love   you   ,   just   a   little   bit.   at   the   very   least   ,   you   are   more   human   than   a   hero   could   ever   be.

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[effervescent-fool]

fuck you're right @swampthing07

[mightnotfeelrealbutitsok]

Why is this a cross between Thorin and Sherlock!!!!??

thorin in a suit… which i suppose was bound to happen some day. 

[surrounded-by-fuckups]

Couldn't remember his name, so I told my bf Pickleback Cumberbatch was on my tv screen

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

you wanna know something funny? i've literally never stopped thinking about this benedict cumberbatch x reader fic since i read it over 12 years ago

i probably think about it at least once a month if not more

[beechaotic]

I called Benedict Cumberbatch Remington Cucumberpatch to my friends and they were SO CONFUSED. It was hilarious.

[libartz]

And the spinoff “I’m sure this actor is an ok person in real life but they played a character I hate so now I dislike them for no real reason”

category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"

[silverwanderingcrow]

gomens but aziraphale is Danny devito and Crowley is Benedict cucumberpatch

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@zay-does-things All of the humorous variations of Benedict Cumberbatch’s name from the opening credits:

Bunderplunder Cunderdunder 

Babadook Cameltoe 

Benadryl Hairysnatch

Bulbasaur Camouflage

Beneficial Cucumberpatch 

Britishguy Sillyname  

Bumblebee Dumbledore

Bubbletrumps Baggageclaim

Blunderbuss Cumonherback

Buildabear Camelot

Buttercup Candycrush

Bengaltiger Cameraphone

Hubert Cumberdale

Openmouth Downthehatch

Bandicoot Custardbath

Battlefield Counterstrike

Crinklecut Bubblebutt

Peppermint Scoobysnack

Wimbledon Tennismatch

Easteregg Sneakycatch

Burlington Crackerjack

Bigboy Carrotstick

Finalname Yeahthatsit

[27vampyresinhermind]

I have not watched The Sign yet. I plan on binging it once it’s all done. But one thing I’ve noticed is that Heng’s character’s name, Chalothorn, seems to have become the BL version of Benedict Cumberbatch! Every fucking time I see this character’s name, someone is calling him something wildly different and I keep giggling because I know exactly who they’re talking about without even having actually seen the show yet.

My favorites I’ve seen so far are Dr Cocomelon and Dr Toblerone but I know there’s so many.

Congrats Heng on being the new Bandersnatch Cucumberpatch!

[spadesandstars]

@miiilowo

how fuckd up would it be if rabbits had tumblr….

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🐇 raspberryberet2 Follow

i cant believe leporidae on this site dont know how to courtship correctly. an anon just asked me why their relationship isnt working even though he only chased her for 5 minutes. any buck thats worth it would at LEAST have the energy to run for 7 hours!

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🌨️ chilledoutlop Follow

haters are mad my snow coat grew out better than theirs! cant help it if im surviving this winter!

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🌷jarjarbinkies111 Follow

my hungry ass could never live next to a gardener…

#tunblr is sooo easy

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🌵 curious-hare Follow

met this girl online and turns out she wasnt a ‘doe’ she was a DOE. a deer. we both met near the canyon lakes and guess who almost got trampled!! fml

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i want Benedict Cucumberpatch to sign my dewlap SO BAD!!!

🔁 blanc-de-thoto

is this really how i talked back in 2011

#why was i like that

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🥀 blanc-de-thoto Follow

omhg i NEED him sooo bad.. he could fix me in every single way

#freaking out rn #writing a new chapter for that angst fic about his family btw!!

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🍄 lucky7tail Follow

what would happen if i tried to chase the hunters dogs instead of them chasing me..

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hopital.

#not the gotcha i thought it was

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[cookidoughlilac]

Dragonvale bringing back the Benedict Cucumberpatch meme was not something I'd predicted 🙈