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maehemthemisfit · 2 years

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This is a LOT and probably half of it doesn't make any sense and looks like gibberish but yk what thats fine. Sorry I couldn't fit everyone!

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sevicia · 1 year

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DANTE DOMESTIC SKILLS

Hanging up laundry

Putting away dishes

Cleaning counters + table

Ironing (RECENTLY ACQUIRED)

Dashing Wishes (very occasionally as it is not my assigned chore)

Cleaning bathroom mirror (occasionally as well. I forger....)

Cooking ??? (guy who can only make instant stuff & throw things into the air fryer / electric oven)(my best friends forever)

VERDICT: Furthest thing possible from malewife. I WILL pass away when I live alone.

#diary #I was really nervous about ironing cause WTF that's hot metal and I am not the best at motor skills #but it's actually really satisfying 👍 & I like the sound it makes. psssshhhhh

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goliath-de-senfina-sango · 1 year

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Lovers' Wrath

Danny is feeling a bit chilly, but that doesn't stop breakfast conversations from getting heated. The plan to find and help Elle is going smooth as ice, but the day may go up in flames thanks to a furious pair of ghosts casting a shadow over Danny's day.

Welcome to Chapter 5 of A Phantom Adopted! Find it also on ao3

A gift to @floralflowerpower and @five-rivers

Danny woke up groaning for several variably unpleasant reasons. The sun was shining directly into his eyes, he was hungry enough to eat an entire pig all by himself, his core - that’s what Toby called it - felt like his legs after a day of running from Dash before the accident, and he was pretty sure his room was a balmy 50°F.

About average for a school day.

First thing was first: stretching and a hot shower. Even turned up as hot as it would go, it felt warm at best. Danny phased the water off of himself before he’d finished turning the shower off. He bundled up in a white long sleeve covered in red and blue stars with his longest socks before heading downstairs, rubbing his arms.

When he got down to the kitchen, Danny was met with Jazz pouring over a book. He shot a text to Tucker and Sam to let them know he was about to eat and beelined for the fridge.

“Hey Pep-step, why’s the A/C on so high?”

“It’s set to 69 degrees, as usual, because dad is about as mature as you are. Feeling cold, Spangled Star?”

Danny snorted, looking at everything on the shelves. “Feels like Halloween night in here. Ya think it’s safe for me to eat the ectoweenies?” The animated sausages growled at him, but Danny bared his teeth – four of which were canines twice as long as natural – in a grin at them.

Danny could feel Jazz’s stare on the back of his head, but he decided to follow the internet’s amazing advice: if it’s not text, it's not real. Jazz could give him all the weird looks she wanted, but Danny was trying to enjoy his summer and that meant as few awkward talks as possible.

“I did suggest you eat ecto-contaminated food, and doing just that clearly gave you a major boost of energy. Please at least cook them though?”

“Well duh, cold meat tastes weird without ice cream.”

“Oh god, do you still mix up your food like that? Danny that’s absolutely disgusting.”

Danny ignored Jazz’s fake gagging noises with all of the maturity she claimed to have while he grabbed the Tupperware the weenies were in and quickly tossed them into the phase-proof air-fryer, ignoring all of their snarling and slapping down the few that managed to nearly escape. The ecto-weenies cooking, Danny went back to the fridge and pulled out some ingredients, humming a Dumpty Humpty song to himself while he prepared an omelette. Glancing at Jazz, he arched a brow to match the Look she was giving him.

“What? I’m eating my normal greens and my ghostly greens, isn’t that amazing of me? Since, ya know, some of us actually know how to cook in this house.”

“I know perfectly well how to cook, Danny.”

“Oh yeah, sure you do. I meant from scratch, not microwaving things, but we can call that cooking.”

Jazz glared at him and Danny chuckled, oiling up his pan. Danny turned the shells of the eggs intangible and tossed them in the trash once the contents hit the pan, and he stirred carefully. When he looked back at Jazz – head turning further than humanly possible, because why not – she was once again nose deep in her book.

“It appears Axiom labs is patenting nanobot technology. That’ll be an amazing revolution for so many aspects of life! Nanobots would make an amazing surgical tool!”

“Mmm, yeah, if they can get the controls right. Fixing up a human body is delicate work, and I feel like they’d focus on the 3D printing aspect of it first. Oh stars, you know Mom and Dad are gonna make their own if they find out.”

“True, but don’t you mean when? Mom does still read publications of research papers and breakthroughs.”

Danny shrugged, nodding as he chopped up his veggies while the spatula kept mixing up his eggs. A shiver ran down his spine and frost collected on the blade of his knife. “Yeah, but they’d go for a bugbot design for variety, and they’d start at least a centimeter big.”

When Jazz debated him on the pros and cons of insectoid minibots, he knew that whatever it was she wanted to talk about wasn’t going to be fun. She saved the unpleasant conversations for when Danny had a full stomach, or at least as close to full as he could get. At least he’d get to eat his breakfast before he froze that too.

He shivered and pulled the spatula away from the pan just in time. The green glow had flickered to blue in a wave, and everything sticking to the spatula went rigid as steel. It hissed when he put it back in the pan, along with he vegetables, but that was fine.

Jazz described some kind of medical procedure in polite amounts of detail while Danny devoured his food. The ecto-weenies tried to bite back, but their teeth was made of cooked flesh instead of something sharp.

Once Danny finished his food, he descended into a fit of shivers, blue light covering everything he saw instead of the usual green when his powers acted up. Even his sweater felt like a fridge, and Jazz eyed him with enough concern that he felt worse for it.

“I-I guesss Cole’s little l-l-lesson on thec old really shook me up inside. Guess I need to ask him how he keeps warm when his fa-fashion is so breezy.”

Jazz sighed, shaking her head as she closed her book. Danny felt that excellent puns were not grounds for the Dissapointed Look Jazz hit him with, especially not as he shook the table trying to warm himself up. He floated up to the kitchen light and grabbed the bulb, pleasantly surprised that it didn’t hurt. That was probably a bad thing though.

“Danny, Tucker tells me that 2 weeks ago, you met a clone of yourself, created by Vlad, who you turned over to the side of good before letting her fly off dramatically into the sunset. Elle, apparently? Who you neglected to tell me about.”

“Uh, yeah, I just didn’t think you really needed to know about her?”

Jazz narrowed her eyes and the bulb was room temperature at best now. Fuck.

“In my defense, it never occurred to me that she hadn’t figured out something from Vlad’s lab on how to stabilize herself. Ghosts are held together by the will to live. I never exactly imagined anyone losing that, let alone Elle.”

“Danny, do you even know where she planned on staying? How old she is or appears to be? Does she know how to get a house or apartment?”

Danny sighed, shrugging as he rubbed his arms up to his shoulders. He turned on the stove and held a hand over the flames, soaking in the heat as much as he could.

“She looks like me, if I hadn’t transitioned, and I’m pretty sure she’s got copies of my memories or something, but she’d only be a year old at most and I dunno how to do those things, so she probably doesn’t. I dunno how to survive on my own, Jazz, I barely know how to get by with you guys. What was I supposed to do?”

Jazz threw her hands in the air, whisper-shouting now – their parents must’ve been in the lab then. “You could’ve told me! I could’ve helped, I could've had Tucker forge her some documents and use my and Sam’s connections to get Elle into an adoptive home, safe from our parents at least, with gear to keep her safe from Vlad!”

Jazz’s eyes were misting up now and Danny wasn’t sure what to do. He’d dimmed an active lightbulb with his hand and the stove’s flame was flickering even as it grazed his skin. Danny had no intention of finding out what touching skin would do.

“Danny this isn’t the same as when I insisted that I’m more of an adult than Mom and Dad, or when I threw myself into trying to help you guys ghost hunt. I can in fact help you and your friends with things as a person with more life experience, who is actively looking toward the future! I’m your big sister, I’m supposed to protect you, to help you! Please, just… let me help.

“Please.”

Danny focused on the cold spreading through his body in waves, imagining a frosty blue fog, and demanded that it retreat back into his buzzing core. The cold receded for a moment and Danny rushed over to pull Jazz into a tight hug, rubbing her back. Jazz squeezed back, and he did his best to ignore the warm heat of tears hitting his sweater.

“I’m sorry, Jazz. I promise, from now on, I’ll tell you when I think I need help. Stars know I’m in over my head all the time. I just got used to trying to deal with it all with just me, Tuck and Sam, but I’m gonna do better from now on.”

Jazz sniffled and nodded, and for a long moment they just held each other.

The doorbell rang and they pulled apart, Jazz wiping her tears away and turning to the stairs.

“You let them in, I’ll go up to the Ops scenter so we can get started on searching for Elle.”

Danny nodded, turning off the stove and dumping his dishes in the sink before he went to the door. He didn’t need his folks yelling at him on top of this emotional morning.

When the four of them arrived at the observatory using the freshly remade porta-portal, Sam called out to Toby, and they all braced for a needlessly dramatic entrance. What they got was a small bird flying in from the roof and growing quickly into a man, who looked a bit different from last time beyond the layers of clothes he was wearing. A feathery mess of hair that was now black, brown, red, and blond instead of the simple blond of the past couple of days, and when Danny squinted, he could swear that Toby’s eyes were both more than one color, and still different from each other. Tucker whistled at the sight of him and Danny rolled his eyes, waving.

“Well, you certainly know how to dress up for an occasion. Did you do something to your hair, or is there an optical illusion going on?”

Toby laughed and leaned against one of the somewhat intact glass cases in the lobby.

“My appearance changes a lot, shifting around with my mood and the environment. The Liminal Plane doesn’t exactly have a sun and it’s generally pretty cold, so I was a bit bulkier, hairier, and pale in there. This is about what I usually look like.”

“That’s so cool! I can stretch myself out and open holes in my body in ghost form, think you could teach me how to do that shapeshifting thing in human form?”

Toby shrugged with a warm smile on his face before he cleared his throat and waved at the others. “Incoming.” Danny managed to cover his ears and close his eyes just in time for a CRACK to fill the air and shake the building, blinding light shining right through his eyelids for a second that took ages.

“Hey, some of us have eardrums that don’t regrow after a good night’s rest!”

“You do not need to teleport like that, I know you don’t!”

Cole held up his hands in surrender, rolling his eyes at them all as if he was the one who got his ears fucked up. Danny was mildly surprised the man wasn’t deaf from his own magic.

“Alright, no more thundersteping between planes. Anyway, you got the location for this Elle girl? We should get to saving her as soon as we can, an I don’t like our chances of scryin her without teachin Danny how to scry. We’ve never met her and that makes it hard.”

Tucker held up his PDA with a smug grin and Danny first bumped him.

“No need, I’ve connected my PDA to the Fenton Tracking Satellites and found Elle myself. We’ve even got a spare porta-portal that we can use to get to her.”

“We were just waiting for one of you to get here so that we could go from finding and convincing her to go to actually getting to this Far Frozen place. We can get to Elle in minutes.”

“Man,” Tucker said, looking over at the porta-portal in Sam’s hands, “The Fentons really aren’t focusing on the right aspect of their inventions. This could cut down on the need for most planes and trains, get us into space - the possibilities are endless, and so is the cash flow!”

“I never thought of it like that… I could start building a moon base tomorrow!”

“Focus, boys. We’ve got a kid to save, yeah?”

“Sam’s right, as usual. Let’s-”

A power chord screeched through the air and shook the building so hard that pieces of the ceiling fell and Danny’s teeth rattled. He split in three, grabbing his friends and sister to phase and fly out of the building immediately, and to his relief Toby and Cole were both outside with them in a blink. Looking up, Danny couldn’t help but be confused and irritated.

Ember Mclain hovered above the observatory, her pupils and iris swallowed up entirely in green, her hair a dark violet that burned hot enough to distort the air around her. Somewhat nearby, Technus was surrounded by a hurricane of stolen technology, and Danny watched in horror and bubbling rage as the telescope in the observatory was ripped out of the building, alongside the control consoles, melding together into legs, a torso, and arms. A 30 foot tall mechanical insect built itself in front of them, leveling the observatory to nothing, and Danny growled as he rose up and merged two of his duplicates into one, leaving the other near his friends to keep them safe - and slip on his Fenton phones like the rest of them were doing.

Danny flew up to just between both the mech’s face and Ember, hands blazing green. “Gotta say, I never expected the wannabe pop-star to team up with an idiot who thought he could cont-”

Light, pain, and the duplicate was gone. Danny practically froze from the echo of being electrocuted into goo and raised a shield around him and his friends just in case.

“You!” Technus’ robot pointed down at Cole, Toby taking a few steps back from his husband. “You killed our man! Do you know how hard it is to convince someone to re-form after they get mauled like that?”

“You killed our boyfriend and he’s barely pulled a core back together! It’s time you go quiet, forever!”

Cole held his hand out and a hammer with a spike coming out of one end of the head appeared in his grasp. Violet flames engulfed him, and the grass beneath and around him lit up.

Cole laughed, and with a swing of his hammer, a wave of blue light swept out and hit Ember and Technus both, covering them head to toe in ice. “That guy that wanted to skin a kid and mount his head on a wall? That’s who you’re pissy about?”

“I have to say, y’all have no taste. That’s no excuse to go trying to kill my husband though, bad taste in men.” Toby got down on all fours as his clothes melted into his body and he grew, slamming down a paw as his tail flicked behind him. In the blink of an eye, Toby was a fucking triceratops, just as big as Technus had made himself. He charged, and with a crunch of metal, punched right through Technus’ mech, which fell on its back with a loud yelp from the ghost inside.

Toby followed up his assault with a stomp onto Technus’ leg and Cole flew so fast his body smeared through the air like a cloud and slammed his hammer into Ember’s gut with crack.

Danny sucked in a breath and flew up to where he’d have a clean shot on Technus and fired off four ghost rays at him and Ember both, managing not to hit the Lumanos. “When the hell did you guys get this strong?”

Danny dropped his shield and his friends scattered, each of them popping off a shot at Ember. Two of them struck true, the other sailing just over Cole’s head.

Ember shrieked and struck another chord on her guitar and Danny hissed from the noise, flinching to cover his ears. Cole, however, raised his weapon again with a war cry that bled from human voice into rolling thunder. In two strikes, Ember was knocked back several feet and her flames flickered back to blue for a second.

Technus’ mech popped open its shoulders and 12 little missiles flew out of its silos, slamming into Toby from above. “Foolish beast of a man, I, Technus, shall not be defeated by a mere dinosaur!” Toby took a few steps back, then slammed his front paws into the ground. The ground next to the right shoulder of Technus’ mech burst up into the air like a fountain and rocks rained down on the mech, eliciting loud and angry cries from the ghost in the machine.

Deeming Technus dealt with, Danny circled around Cole and Ember, firing off a couple of shots, once of which even rang true, followed up with a volley of shots from Sam, Jazz, and Tucker. “You said you got Skulker to re-form, what’s the big deal? He’s still around, isn’t he?”

“Barely! If Skulker didn’t have a sanctuary, he’d’ve been gone for good! Say, you big ol windbag, let’s see if we can’t point all that rage elsewhere.”

“Shit - Cole, don’t listen to her music!”

Ember was already playing, though, and Danny hissed as many swears as he knew when Cole went rigid, then relaxed entirely. Cole turned burning red eyes not on Ember or Technus, but on Toby.

“Let’s make it even: you take out your husband and we’ll call it an even deal for taking our boyfriend.”

Cole pointed the head of his weapon at Toby and a bolt of lightning struck the triceratops in the back of the neck, thunder rolling afterward. He followed that up with a dive and a swing that cracked something.

“Not this again!” Toby growled as he transformed into a ball of fire, which twisted up into a pillar of flames, engulfing Cole entirely and all but slapping at the man. Cole growled, flying backward and Toby swiped at him again, leaving several flames all over his husband.

Technus’ mech raised a hand and fired off a laser that completely covered Toby and Cole’s bodies, and Danny was certain he never wanted to hear fire scream in pain ever again. He shivered, first from horror, and then from cold that was welling up inside of him and spreading to every inch of his body, twice as bad as it had been in human form.

“I-I d-d-don’t have time f-for t-thi-this.”

Danny flew up at Ember, deciding that if nothing else she would either burn away the cold or get swept away by it. He focused, dragging that cold to his hands the same as he did for the heat of his ectoblasts, and an icy beam of light slammed into Ember, chilling down her hair from violet to blue and back at its normal size. Frost spread over Danny’s suit, and he dropped several feet in the air while he shivered.

“Aw, looks like you could use some help warming up there, dipstick!” Danny’s vision became nothing but blue waves as flames washed over him, and his problems flipped extremes pretty immediately. He screamed, flying up high to try and get away from the heat, but the flames were on him they were in him.

Danny heard that unholy screech of flames in pain and a sizzle like water striking a pan, followed up by the charging whine of machinery and the buzz of electrical discharge. It was impossible to follow whatever the hell was going on though, what with the being on fire bit.

“ENOUGH!”

Well, it was hard not to understand that at least.

Thunder roared all around him and rain pelted Danny in sheets, dousing the flames and forcing him to go intangible. When he reoriented himself, he saw… well he wasn’t sure what he was seeing. He knew that he sensed Toby, above him and around him, but that was largely impossible because Toby had sofar only turned into animals and a walking bonfire. Whatever it was above Danny wasn’t any dinosaur he’d ever heard of.

A being carved from clouds, wind, rain, and lightning, taking on the shape of a gargantuan serpent with multiple sets of wings cut through the sky, stirring up a storm in its wake like tidal waves in the ocean. Danny flew down to the ground, certain only that he didn’t want to be a notable target, and he split once more to grab his loved ones, pulling them away as fast as he could. When he was certain they were far enough away from Technus and Ember that whatever this was wouldn’t mistake them as fellow prey, Danny stopped, wrapping them all in a green bubble that rocked against the howling winds.

The Serpent coiled around the area that Technus and Ember were in, and opened its gaping maw to roar loud enough Danny was certain he’d go deaf. They all looked away as pure incandescence painted everything white, and when the flash faded, Danny couldn’t even see Ember. Then the coiled mass of thick cloud slammed down onto Technus’ robot, and it shattered into countless pieces, shaking the whole park - and probably the whole town.

There was another flash, this one of blue-green light, and Danny couldn’t feel Ember either, though Technus felt like he was just as everywhere as Toby did. Alarming, but something he’d think about some other time. He had bigger problems, and he wasn’t sure how he could even fight something like this.

They got away, the cowards.

“Oh, cool, the storm snake is talking,” Tucker said, clinging to Danny’s arm with a death grip. “Cause we needed it to talk too.”

I heard that. I have one more thing I need to do before I relax, though.

Danny would like to simply never hear thunder and wind and crackling lightning forming words ever again so long as he lived, really. Of course, he was at least a bit surer of what his ghost sense was trying to tell him now.

“Guys, I think that’s Toby.”

“Toby can turn into the Leviathan?”

“I dunno, Jazz, he just. That’s Toby!”

The air buzzed with energy that built and built, growing thick enough to feel against Danny’s shield, against his skin. Power swelled all around Toby and exploded in a wave that swept away his storm clouds, rainbow light bathing all of Amity Park. In the same moment, there was a flash, and Toby was at the very least the same size as he had been when they’d met.

Cautiously, Danny left a duplicate with his friends and flew invisibly over to check on the Lumanos. Luckily, it looked like they were physically fine, and neither of them tried to kill him when he turned visible again, so that was a plus. Still, that left the question.

“What the fuck was that?”

They looked at him like deer caught in headlights for all of a moment, before shrugging. Cole grinned and said the most nonsensical of words.

“Toby somehow managed to turn into a copy of my sire. They don’t have a gender, but that was the part they had to play in, ya know, me being born so I call them my sire. I’m impressed though, I didn’t know you could do that.”

“I didn’t know it either… I just transformed the way Danny showed me, snapped you out of the charm, and… reached for something to end the fight with. I was just so fucking mad that they’d turn you against me like that.”

Cole rubbed Toby on the back and Danny cleared his throat, rubbing the back of his neck. “This is the most haunted city in the country. Ghosts sometimes do the whole ‘mind control’ thing, though it’s rarer than I expected it to be. You were uh… joking about that storm snake thing being your parent though, right?”

“Nope. Dad was an adventurer too, after all.”

Unsure what the fuck that meant, Danny decided he didn’t want to know, and used the porta-portal to skip the distance between the Lumanos and his friends. Toby patted Danny on the shoulder, muttering something in a language Danny couldn’t figure out for the death of him, and a surge of warmth flooded Danny’s body, and in seconds he felt absolutely amazing.

“Whoa! That was pretty great! What can’t you do?”

“There’s things… apparently fewer things than I remember, but things. Healing is a trick of the trade though. Everyone ok? I know that storm was probably a lot and I’ve never really made one that big before.”

There was a chorus of “Yeah”s before Toby relaxed, leaning on Cole and hitting him with a similar wave of gold-green magic. Sam cleared her throat, flexing and relaxing her fingers.

“So, what exactly was that last thing you did? I know it cleared out the storm, but it looks like you also fixed the Observatory and the park in general, and the air’s never been this fresh before.”

Danny floated a little higher and saw that not only were there no signs of Ember torching the grass, but everything was better than it’d been when they arrived that morning. He saw bees and butterflies and wasps flying all around flowers that he knew weren’t in the park before.

“Well, I figured that since I was feeling powerful beyond my least reasonable assumptions, I reached out to the local earth, plant, water, and air spirits, as well as the memory the land had of the animals nearby. Then we cast Wish together, and I think that’s what exhausted me out of Elder Tempest form.”

Cole narrowed his eyes at Toby, tilting his head to the side. “When did you learn how to cast Wish?”

“Oh, you know,” he said, waving off the question, “Valdan’s got a lot of books on him. I don’t read em all to you.”

“As amazing as all of this is,” Jazz said, pitching her voice just slightly above the crazy magic men’s volume. “I do believe we still need to go find Elle and bring her to a doctor’s appointment?”

The Lumanos nodded, and Cole patted Danny on the shoulder, frowning slightly. He shrugged, and gave him another pat.

“Two doctor’s appointments. Let’s go! You guys still got the location and shit?”

Tucker quickly scanned through his PDA and pulled up the coordinates again, before putting them into the porta-portal. They fired off a shot, and a flat circle of radioactive green light unfolded in the air, filled with a void that swallowed up all the light that hit it. He gestured with his stylus and a grin.

Danny returned to human form, rolling his eyes, and walked through the portal first, since he wouldn’t cause a panic. Besides, it was his little sister they were saving.

Technus seethed from his safe hiding spot in the global net, his anger spawning glitches in the abandoned forum page of some Amity Park native he’d found while frantically fleeing. Oh what a low blow it had been to be forced into fleeing in the first place.

“I am Technus, I am the Master of Technology! No tree hugging beast shifter or cloudy brute should be able to bring me harm! No target of my true fury should be able to make me run! I even had help!”

The fight - barely two minutes long - played back in the form of a video before him and he ground his teeth at the recollection. They were two of the most powerful ghosts he knew, they should’ve been able to handle a couple of mere mortals from another dimension!

“It seems that even I, Technus, have allowed my emotions to cloud my judgement and my logic. This is no mere playfight game of ‘superhero’ with Phantom, these are clearly warriors with powers I do not know the limitations of. Revenge for what they did to Skulker will have to be calculated, perfectly planned.

“I know exactly who to make plans with.” Gridlined grin in place, Technus flew through the web at nearly the speed of light, making a trip from Ohio to Wisconsin so trivial as a step.

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Are you telling me a mixed vegetables fried this rice

Get your vegetables. I used frozen vegetables like a loser but any vegetables oughtta work. Steamed broccoli would be good. Green beans, carrots, and corn was what I used and it slapped.

Make some rice (boil water, add about half as much rice with the understanding that rice grows, simmer for for 10-15 minutes or until it's about as soft as you want it LOOK AT ME: POKE IT WITH A SPOON DO NOT TOUCH THE BOILING RICE WITH YOUR FINGER, fluff and serve)

Butter a frying pan and heat it

Put the rice and veg in the frying pan and let them heat up for a short while. They'll sound pretty when it's ready.

Then crack in an egg.

And scramble it.

I always make my fried rice pretty soft cooked but you can get it crispy if so desired

Easy on the soy sauce. Use sesame seed oil too.

In total, including clean up and buffer time it takes about an hour, but it could take longer or shorter depending on how fast you cook.

Boujee botato burrito

This one's stupid

But it tastes GOOD

Prepare some steak fries however you like to prepare stake fries. I deep fry and my mama bakes them. Air fryer, pan fried, cooked over an open flame idc.

Get a tortilla. Not a tiny one either, we're working with steak fries here.

Here me out. I know this is stupid but AMERICAN CHEESE is actually best in this case. It's got a good texture. And juuuust enough flavor to compliment and give the burrito a little grounding without becoming a main aspect of the dish.

So put your tortilla on your Large Heating Surface Of Choice, I use a grill but whatevers big enough, a frying pan would work, and toast it and melt the cheese a little.

Then put on your fries.

Then, and I need a citation for this because I do not know the exact combination of herbs but use Cajun seasoning. Look up badia cajun seasoning and use that. Or season to taste, you want a slightly sweet and spicy blend, kinda like the seasoning on a barbecue chip but more Green and Yellow

Then top it with romaine lettuce and wrap it.

Or other lettuce or maybe spinach, but you don't want to overload the flavor.

This one takes much less time, the longest part is cooking the fries, I'd say about 20 minutes total, even with clean up.

It tastes.. in the same ballpark as a gyro. Not the same at all, but like if a gyro had a cousin from Weeki Wochi Springs (and... that's pretty accurate actually. As someone who is intimately familiar with the Really Sweaty parts of florida and is reasonably familiar with our next door flood buddy (louisianna) and the food from both places. Look if you've ever been to Natchitoches, LA and try food from there you'll know what I mean)

Thor's comfort food

That's a fucking stupid name sorry

It's soup. So we're clear.

This is borderline stew, and is something to make to feed you for several days, it's very hearty.

And this is a leftover soup! But it doesn't have to be you can make it fresh if you want to.

But chop up some fries and chicken (I used leftover steak fries and chicken tenders, which have a story behind them but not for here, I'm not that southern)

Put them in a deep pot with some butter to start getting them warm. The chicken needs to be all the way cooked beforehand, this is where the leftover part comes in handy. The steak fries less so but yk

When they're warm and popping a little, add a can of cream of chicken soup, milk, cheddar and mozzarella cheese, SALT, chili seasoning, a shake of Tony chachere's, (that's pronounced SaShaRay's if you wanna ask for it at a grocery store), and a dash of honey mustard.

Let it warm and mingle on high heat until it tastes super good.

Put aside and make some rice (sea above). Yellow or brown rice would be SO GOOD with this, especially yellow rice. I only had white on hand tho loll

Mix the rice into the soup, and heat it up again to serving temp.

I'd serve it with some nutty bread. Not pumpernickel or white bread. Rye would be good. Or even just some standard wheat bread. Maybe some cheddar biscuits or cornbread lol.

This one takes much longer just by nature, I'd give it an hour to an hour and a half, clean up included.

This one doesn't have a name right now lol

Goat cheese

Blueberries

Honey

Rosemary if you're a homestuck (or have good taste in herbs)

Put it in a (oven safe) bowl or even straight on some thick bread (foccacia would work well. That's fecasha if you've never seen the word written out. Horse divorce).

Put it in the oven, or better, a toaster oven (not a microwave)

Heat it until the berries and goat cheese get soft

Blend it all together

Serve..

It takes maybe 15mins

#soup recipe #soup recipes #recipes #recipe #cooking #experimental cooking #i guess thats a good tag #~ chevy #food #food mention

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Slow Cooker Baby Back Ribs

Want to create fall off the bone tender baby back ribs which rival those in any restaurant? Make this INSIDE your home, any day, any time, no need for a barbeque.

Welcome to the ultimate guide on crafting the most tender and flavorful slow cooker baby back ribs that will have your guests return for seconds.

Today, we will walk you through a simple yet effective method to achieve fall-off-the-bone perfection using your trusty slow cooker. So, roll up your sleeves, and let's get started on this mouthwatering journey.

Why is slow cooking so effective and popular? In the world of culinary sciences, slow cooking stands out for its ability to transform the texture of meat. The world's most famous and awarded barbeques come from places like Kansas, Texas, and Louisiana, where ‘low and slow’ is the rule of the land.

Collagen, the protein responsible for meat's toughness, gradually dissolves into gelatin at low heat, introducing a succulent mouthfeel to every bite. As the hours pass, the ribs develop a depth of flavor that's inherently flavorful, creating a feast for the senses that's hard to replicate.

We will need Three or 4 pounds of back ribs, your favorite barbeque sauce, some liquid smoke, and a cup of water.

For the homemade dry rub, we will mix a quarter cup of brown sugar, one tablespoon of onion powder, one tablespoon of black pepper, two teaspoons of garlic powder, and two teaspoons of paprika.

First things first, let's talk about preparation. To ensure your ribs are packed with flavor and reach peak tenderness, removing the silver skin from the underside of the ribs is crucial. This allows the meat to absorb the spices and cooking liquids better, producing a more succulent result.

To do so, lay the ribs on the table with bone side up, slide a spoon handle under the thin skin, and pull up. Use a paper towel to grab the loose skin and tear it off the back of the ribs.

Once you've done that, cut the ribs into sections that fit comfortably in your slow cooker. This ensures even cooking and seasoning throughout.

Now, onto the rub – the heart and soul of any excellent rib recipe. After mixing the dry rub ingredients, they should be rubbed generously onto the ribs before they go into the slow cooker. Combining these spices will create a rich flavor profile that penetrates deep into the meat during the slow cooking process.

When it comes to cooking, the slow cooker is your best friend. By cooking on low heat for 6 hours, you allow the ribs to gently simmer, which breaks down the connective tissues and results in that coveted fall-off-the-bone tenderness.

Stand the ribs up on their edge, around the outside of the slow cooker. Add a cup of water mixed with a dash of liquid smoke to the slow cooker to infuse the ribs with a smoky barbecue flavor without needing a grill.

As your ribs slowly cook, the magic happens. The low and steady heat from the slow cooker ensures that every inch of the ribs is cooked to tender perfection.

The moisture retention within the slow cooker means that the ribs won't dry out, as they might on a grill, and the long cooking time allows for the full development of complex flavors.

Once the ribs are cooked, they're already delicious, but we can take them to the next level with a quick finish in the oven or air fryer.

Brush the ribs with BBQ sauce and broil them for a few minutes to get that caramelized crust that looks as good as it tastes. If you prefer a smoky char, you can finish the grill ribs on each side for a few minutes.

And there you have it, folks – the secret to making the best slow cooker baby back ribs that will impress you. Remember, the key to great ribs is patience and attention to detail. With this foolproof method, you'll be serving up a dish that's not only bursting with flavor but also showcases the beauty of slow cooking. Enjoy your culinary creation and watch as every rib disappears off the plate!

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Guide To Butterbeer And What It Is Really One!

Butterbeer is a popular wizarding beverage described as tasting a little bit like less-sickly butterscotch.” It is served cold in bottles or hot in large tankards at The Hog’s Head Inn and Honeydukes Sweet Shop in Hogsmeade Village.

What Is Butterbeer And Why It Is The Best Drink Ever?

Butterbeer is a popular drink that tastes like butterscotch and cream soda, and was first made by Fred and George Weasley in the Harry Potter series.

What You Should Know About Butterbeer For Your Next Trip To Universal Studios!

We all know about the famous Harry Potter series. Well, it is a non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like butterscotch and cream soda mixed together.

How To Make A Pot Of Butterbeer From Scratch?

The perfect drink for any Harry Potter fan. Looking to make this butterbeer recipe? Caffeinated water is a new craze in the beverage world. This new craze has been sweeping across the United States and it’s only getting bigger!

Recipes For Drinking Butterbeer At Home

Butterbeer, the popular drink from J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series, has inspired many fans to create their own recipes for enjoying it at home! Here’s one of the tastiest and simplest recipes for you to try. With the recent release of Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, Harry Potter fans are eager to find any and all Butterbeer-related items.

Harry Potter’s Butterbeer Wizarding World Recipe

Harry Potter’s Butterbeer is one of the most popular drinks in the Wizarding World. The drink is described as tasting like “a less-sickly butterscotch.”

When it was first introduced, the recipe for Butterbeer was not available to the general public. However, it was eventually revealed that the recipe is actually very simple and consists of only three ingredients: cream soda, butter, and vanilla ice cream.

There’s no one who can make Butterbeer like me!

Butterbeer Ice Cream

Tasty, rich and creamy! Made with organic milk and cream, cane sugar and natural flavors.

This is a delicious and healthy recipe for a vegan chocolate pudding. The key ingredients are organic milk and cream, cane sugar and natural flavors.

Do you like ice cream? My smooth, sweet taste will satisfy your cravings and make you feel good.

Air Fryer Buffalo Cauliflower

Air fryer buffalo cauliflower cooked in a hot skillet to brown the outside and leave the inside creamy, with a spicy buffalo sauce, served with bleu cheese dressing and celery sticks. This is a great alternative to higher-calorie frying methods.

Butterbeer Alcoholic Universal Studios

Universal Studios is a popular theme park with an amusement park, studio tours and shows. Butterbeer is a popular drink in the Harry Potter series. It is a hot beverage made from butter, sugar, and cream as Butterbeer Universal. The drink was first served at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios Hollywood on April 7th, 2016.

Universal Studios has collaborated with The Coca-Cola Company to create alcoholic versions of butterbeer for all of it’s parks around the world including Japan and Singapore.

Harry Potter Butter Beer

Butterbeer is a drink first referenced in the book “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.” it is served at butterbeer carts across hogwarts and has become a favorite among students.

Butterbeer is a popular drink, first mentioned in the book “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.” It is served at Butterbeer carts across Hogwarts and has become a favorite among students.

FAQ:

What Does Butter Beer Ice Cream Taste Like ?

It inspired by the famous wizarding beverage from the Harry Potter book series. It has a rich, creamy flavor with a buttery caramel swirl and cinnamon sugar topping.

What Are The Ingredients For Frozen ButterBeer?

The ingredients for frozen butter beer are:

3 cups of cream soda

1 cup of butterscotch syrup

1/2 cup of butter rum extract

1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

dash of salt

6 tablespoons powdered sugar

8 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened.

What Are The Benefits Of Frozen ButterBeer?

It is a frozen, non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like butterscotch and cream soda. The benefits of frozen butter beer are that it has a sweet taste, it is refreshing, and it comes in a variety of flavors.

What Is The Cost Of Frozen Butter Beer?

Some people are wondering how much the cost of frozen butter beer is. The cost of frozen butter beer will vary depending on where you buy it and what type of drink you order.

The cost of frozen butter beer can be anywhere from $5 to $8.

What Kind Of Butter Beer Is Best?

In her universe, wizards and witches would drink butterbeer as an alternative to alcohol. There are three types of butter beer: regular, frozen and alcoholic.

How Many Calories Are In Butter Beer?

Butterbeer is a common drink in the Harry Potter series. One theory says that butterbeer contains 400 calories per serving.

What Is The Butter Beer Alcoholic Universal Studios?

Butterbeer is a non-alcoholic drink but they have expanded their menu to include alcoholic varieties as well. The drink is made with butterscotch flavor and whipped cream, and it contains 5.6% alcohol by volume, making it the perfect adult beverage for a day out of the theme park.

How To Make Butterbeer Starbucks?

It is a magical drink made by combining half-butter and half-beer with whipped cream, honey, chocolate and cinnamon. Starbucks has taken this magical drink and created an easy way to make it at home. They have released their own recipe for this tasty magical drink!

Conclusion: A Complete Guide To Butterbeer

Today, we have concluded our butterbur guide. There’s a lot of delicious options for you to choose from and hopefully you’re feeling like a wizard as you’re about to go on your next adventure.There’s something about the sweet, creamy taste that can transport you back to being a student in Hogwarts. The drink combines butterscotch, cream soda and butter flavoring to create an amazing taste.

#beer #butterbeer #brewbeer #homemade

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How To Choose An Air Fryer ?

There are many things to consider on how to choose a low wattage air fryers. Countless brands and types of air fryers are available in the market so it is easy to get confused. If this is your first air fryer then it is difficult to make an educated decision because you don't have any experience with fryers before. Based on your budget, the number of people in your family, the size of your kitchen, and the type of foods you are planning to cook you can make an educated decision on which low watt air fryer is best for you.

So let’s see the criteria on how to choose a low wattage air fryers.

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cooking skill headcanons?

Hell yeah here's every single legend lmao

Bloodhound: Basic cooking skills. Can cook any meat over flame, though they know how to use any modern kitchen implements, knows how to season pretty well and their meals can be sometimes creative ‘cause they’re mostly just finding shit in the ground in the woods and heating it up.

Gibraltar: Grillmaster. Your dad is jealous. Veggies are good if they’re on a grill. Seasoning is sometimes too salty but not in a “I’m gonna stop eating this” way, but a “aw fuck, my cholesterol…pass me another rib” way.

Lifeline: She’s better at baking. Knows how to value a good meal, but if she does like, cook-cook it’s usually variations of stir-fry with a pack of ramen added. Drinks a lot of water to counteract how much salt she eats.

Pathfinder: He can usually follow a recipe verbatim out of a book. When it says add a “dash” of something, though, he malfunctions for a moment. Mirage and Crypto at one point teamed up to alter his programming a bit so he just translated “dash” to “1/8th teaspoon” so he’d stop wigging out.

Wraith: She’s average. Can follow a recipe, knows a couple things without a recipe, not very creative. But she can cook, and after coming out of pure hell that’s enough for her.

Bangalore: Look, you get her and Gibraltar together and it’s the best fucking BBQ you’ve ever been to. Between all the William’s family cookouts and a Mama and Nana that made damn certain their children and grandchildren could cook, she’s practically a pro at literally whatever you can come up with, though she’s really good at basically anything you’d eat at a picnic table in the summer. Bonus her dad taught her how to make a lot of Hispanic food as well so she can get really creative with spices and fusion foods. She’s good at balancing spice with pain vs. pleasure. Though if Octane is eating her food, she aims for pain.

Caustic: He can make rice. Likes to mushroom forage. Mostly eats out.

Mirage: Boy is pretty versatile, obviously his strong suit is his porkchops. He likes a lot of sweet glazes and only sometimes burns stuff. Never the porkchops, just other things.

Octane: All he knows is how to use a gas oven to roast marshmallows. Also, instant noodles.

Wattson: Average. Her and her dad ate a lot of simple foods, like rice and chicken, and crunchy is her favorite texture so she eats a lot of cereal and fried things. Wraith got her an air fryer for Christmas that she has since become a verified professional with.

Crypto: Eats out, orders out. He can cook a bit but not a ton. Mystic’s cooking was about utility over flavor, and Crypto is about flavor over anything else.

Revenant: He can’t recall. He did roast a guy to a nice medium over a spit out of boredom once, so he figures he was probably decent.

Loba: She’s…okay. Prefers to make things that don’t require heat, like sandwiches and cheese and crackers. Flavor is not always bad just not enough or weird because she mixed something sour with something that doesn’t really need sour but isn’t ruined by it.

Rampart: Indian food? She’s got you covered. Anything else? She’s on a first name basis with most the take-out places around Witt’s.

Horizon: She can make PB&J. Vegetable platters. Uh, soup…look in the universe where she’s home and raising Newton, he figures out how to cook real quick. She can do the baking though.

Fuse: Who the fuck let him near a fire source? Nah, his skills lie in meat and meat and meat. Veggies optional. Beer required.

Valkyrie: She’s…okay. Her mom always cooked growing up, and would complain about Valkyrie’s ability in the kitchen later on, despite it kinda being her fault. By the point she complains, however, Valkyrie has her own crew, which includes a cook, and is usually on the road. In short, she doesn’t cook much, and usually doesn’t have to.

Seer: Food, like anything else, is a form of artistic expression, and Seer uses it to express himself like anything else. He focuses a little too much on looks, though, and sometimes whatever he makes lacks in flavor because of that.

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Untitled Han Jisung Fic

Officially, it has no title. I could not think of one.

Unofficially the title is “Eris Said I Didn’t Have to Give This a Title”

At any rate:

Untitled Han Jisung (Stray Kids) Fic

Pairing: Han Jisung/Female Reader

Summary: Jisung and the reader celebrate their one-year anniversary. The other seven morons members show up at the end.

Warnings: Mediocre smut, some language, tooth-rotting fluff at the end. Oh, and no title

Author’s note: This is based on an idea that @jisungiesbunnie came up with for Valentine’s Day, but since I could not get my shit together in time for that I changed it to an anniversary celebration.

You carefully pulled the cheesecake out of the oven, smiling to yourself as you gently shook it. The center of it wobbled slightly - perfect. Just like everything else you’d had planned for tonight.

It was your anniversary with Jisung, one year. One year of inside jokes, of laughter, of love… and, you had to admit, one year of the best sex of your life.

Jisung was everything to you. He was your best friend, your confidant, your sounding board, your biggest cheerleader. You loved him, so much. And tonight, you had grand plans to show him just how much.

You’d told him that you’d had to work late that night, and would be perfectly content celebrating another night. But, of course, you didn’t have to work late. Instead, you’d gone to the dorms to surprise him with dinner and his favorite dessert. You had to get the other guys out of there, at least for a few hours. So you gave Chan some money (“I don’t trust those guys,” you’d said; Minho threw a pillow at your head) and told them to go out and do something fun. So off they went for dinner and shopping and who knows what else (not that you really wanted to know), while you made dinner and cheesecake.

“Hey, guys, I’m home.” The front door opened, and you did your level best to not drop everything you were doing and immediately run into your boyfriend’s arms. Instead, you stayed in the kitchen, waiting for him to discover the surprise. “Um… hello? Where is everyone, uh… oh, wow, something smells good. Hey, Felix! What’s cookin’, good lookin’, huh?” Jisung poked his head into the kitchen. “I...oh, whoa, you’re not Felix.”

You giggled softly. “How astute of you.”

His confused expression softened into a wide smile; chuckling, he immediately walked over and wrapped his arms around your waist.

“I thought you had to work late,” he said, burying his head in your shoulder.

“I might have made that up so I could surprise you.” You gently kissed the top of his head.

“Where is everybody?”

You laughed. “Threw some money at them and told them to have a good time. Chan promises they won’t be back before ten. So… we’ve got the place all to ourselves.”

“This is amazing.” Jisung lifted his head, smiling. “I’m sorry I called you Felix.”

“Hey, he’s a really good cook. I take it as a compliment.”

“I’m glad you’re not Felix, though.”

You raised an eyebrow. “Yeah?”

“Don’t get me wrong, I love the guy. But he would never let me do this.” He pulled you close to him, gently pressing his lips to yours. Your hands moved up to his hair, gently curling around the short strands as the kiss deepened slightly. Just as his hands slid down your lower back, a loud buzz filled the air.

“Oh!” You pulled away from him abruptly. “That’d be the air fryer.”

Jisung eyed you skeptically. “You didn’t cook Hyunjin, did you?”

“He wouldn’t fit,” you replied without missing a beat. “We’re having chicken.”

Jisung threw his head back and laughed; you absolutely adored that sound, and the fact that you were the one making him make that sound.

“Do you need help setting the table?”

You shook your head as you pulled two plates out of the cupboard. “Just get washed up, I’m pretty sure you haven’t washed your hands since lunch. I’ve got this, baby.”

“You’re sure?”

You nodded. “Now scoot, I’ve got a table to set.” You dramatically shooed a now-giggling Jisung out of the kitchen.

While Jisung washed up for dinner, you finished setting the table and started to plate the food. Jisung walked back in as you poured two glasses of wine.

“Wow, babe, this looks really good.” Jisung pressed a soft kiss to your cheek. “I can’t believe you did all this for me.”

“It’s our anniversary,” you replied simply. “I think you deserve a little spoiling.”

“Well,” he said as he pulled out your chair for you, “thank you.”

“What do you want to watch?” Jisung asked. Dinner and dessert was long behind you. The food (not to toot your own horn or anything) was delicious. The conversation was, as always, fantastic. Jisung had a way of telling stories that had you hooked from word one. Even his simple story of going to the convenience store the other night with Minho and Jeongin to get slushies became an epic tale.

Now you were settled on the couch, trying to decide what to watch on Netflix. To be honest, nothing sounded good. You didn’t really want to watch anything. But you knew what you wanted to do…

Wordlessly, you gently took the remote from Jisung’s hand and set it on the end table next to the couch. Jisung started to ask you what you were doing, but his breath caught in his throat as you swung your leg over his lap.

“Oh,” he breathed as you straddled him. “Don’t want to watch anything, huh?”

“No, there’s one thing I wanna watch.” You leaned down, your lips grazing the shell of his ear as you whispered. “I wanna watch you cum, baby.”

“I like the way you think.” He reached up slightly, pressing gentle kisses to the side of your neck. “Right here?”

You nodded. “We should put a towel or something down, you know how Chan gets.”

“You do that-” his lips traveled down your neck, stopping just above your collarbone - “and I’ll grab a condom.”

You gasped as he harshly sucked on the spot. You knew there’d be a mark there later, but you really didn’t care. “Okay.” You quickly hopped off his lap and ran to the linen closet for towels while Jisung dashed to his bedroom. Carefully but quickly, you spread the towels on the cushions and quickly disrobed. As Jisung re-entered the living room, tiny foil packet in hand, you leaned casually back on the cushions.

Jisung groaned slightly. “Fuck,” he muttered under his breath.

“Not without you.”

“God, I have the best girlfriend ever.” Jisung made quick work of taking off his clothes; you bit your lip as your eyes traveled over his toned body. It’s nothing you haven’t seen before, but it stirs something inside of you every time.

Jisung sat on the couch next to you, ripping open the condom and carefully sliding it onto his rock-hard shaft.

“Would you ride me?” he asked, quietly yet confidently.

You nodded as you straddled him again, resting your hands on his shoulders.

“Before we get started,” Jisung said breathily, “how much foreplay are we talking here?”

“Next to none,” you replied, eyebrows raised. “I’m so fucking horny right now, it won’t take me long at all.”

Jisung whined softly. “Fuck, you’re the greatest.”

“Save the praise for the end, baby boy.”

“God, I love when you call me that,” he said as you gently lowered yourself onto him.

“I know.” You gripped his shoulders slightly while you started to roll your hips slowly.

“Feels so good,” Jisung moaned. “Always does.”

“Mmm, yeah.”

One of the things you loved best about sex with Jisung was, it didn’t need to be vocal. You didn’t feel the need to constantly make sounds of approval, or tell him how good it was. He knew just by the look on your face, the way your eyes fluttered closed when something felt right, the way your mouth fell open when you were close.

And he was the same way. The corners of his mouth perked up when you did something that feels good - like when you sped up as you rode him. His eyebrows raised slightly as you dug your fingernails into his shoulders, not too hard, just hard enough for him to notice. And as his orgasm approached, his breathing hitched, his hands flew to your hips, and he bit his lower lip as his head fell backwards slightly and his eyes screwed shut.

“Oh, babe,” he panted, “I’m so close.”

You leaned down slightly, so your breath danced around his ear. “Let it out for me, Jisung.”

And with a loud groan, he did. As he rode out his high, his hips stuttered up against yours; that was all you needed to tip over the edge. Your mouth fell open and you buried your head in the crook of his neck; your legs shook as the sensation washed over you in waves.

When both of you were spent, you pushed yourself up slightly so you could smile softly at him.

“Hi,” you whispered.

Jisung smiled back at you; his eyes fluttered open, looking at you like you were the only thing in the room. “Hey,” he replied.

“That was…”

“Awesome, yeah.” He tapped the tip of your nose with a finger; you scrunched up your nose and he giggled softly. “I hate to be a mood murderer here, but we should really get cleaned up before the Dork Squad gets back.” “You’re right.” You gently pulled yourself off of him; he let out a soft whine at the loss of contact. “Oh, stop that, I’m staying the night. We can do it again.”

He laughed. “I know, it’s just… I miss you already.”

You shook your head as you smiled. “Just get rid of that and get dressed, already.”

Half an hour later, you and Jisung were cuddled up on the couch, watching Netflix. The door swung open, and Jisung’s bandmates came spilling into the room.

“Hey!” Hyunjin called out brightly. “How was the big anniversary dinner?”

“Oh, it was awesome!” Jisung said, a smile creeping across his face. “(y/n) made dinner, and dessert.”

“Cheesecake from scratch,” you interjected. “There’s a ton of it left, if you guys want some.”

“Score.” Changbin immediately headed toward the kitchen; Chan laughed at him.

“Well,” the de facto leader said, “I’m so glad you guys had a good -” Chan stopped mid-sentence; he raised a finger in the air, sniffed slightly, and his eyes suddenly grew wide. “Wait just a second,” he said. Then, pointing at the two of you, he exclaimed loudly: “Y’all fucked on this couch, didn’t you?!”

“What on Earth are you talking about?” Jisung asked, as innocently as he possibly could, even batting his eyelashes for effect.

Chan tsk-ed loudly. “You did! I knew it! You horny little shits!”

“So what if we did?” You raised an eyebrow at him. “We used protection, even put down a towel first.”

“It’s… I… we sit on that couch!” Jeongin sputtered, flustered.

“I don’t care if y’all had six towels on it,” Chan grumbled, “that is unsanitary.”

“Anybody else got anything to say?” Jisung asked as you burst into laughter. Unsanitary. That is hilarious.

“Hey, man,” Minho said, raising his palms in somewhat self-defense. “What you two do on your own time…”

“Yeah, whatever,” Seungmin agreed. “Just don’t give me details, okay?”

Felix grinned widely. “I love,” he said, “that you two love each other so much that you just couldn’t wait to show each other. You had to do it right now. Isn’t it romantic?”

“It’s gross,” Jeongin protested.

“It’s kind of sweet, actually.” Hyunjin nodded. “When’s the last time any of us felt like that about someone, huh?”

“I don’t care.” Chan huffed loudly, crossing his arms in front of his chest. “That is disgusting, doing that where…”

“I wouldn’t talk,” Hyunjin interjected. “Especially since you and Yuri did it in the shower not two weeks ago.”

“What?” Chan’s face turned tomato red. “How did you…”

“You left the door open.” Hyunjin shrugged as he brushed a piece of hair out of his eyes. “By the way, has she called you since then?”

“Said something about her mom’s dog being sick… she’s not calling me, is she? I mean just because I… whoa, whoa, whoa! This isn’t about me! It’s about Jisung and (y/n) being unhygienic!”

“Unhygienic!” you wheezed as you dissolved into laughter.

“We use that shower!” Jeongin yelped.

“It cleans itself!” Chan shouted back. And with that, the seven of them left the room, squabbling the entire way; Changbin doubled back, cheesecake in hand, and ran up to the two of you, fist raised.

“Awesome,” he said. “Mad respect, you guys.”

Jisung laughed as he gave Changbin a fist-bump; you gently tapped his fist with yours as well.

Changbin flashed a toothy, goofy grin at you as he ran back out of the room.

“I’m sorry about them, as usual,” Jisung said quietly as you laughed.

“Oh, baby, no need to apologize. Sounds like Hyunjin got custody of the brain cell today, though.”

It was Jisung’s turn to laugh. “Seriously, though? This has been the best night. I love you so much.”

“I love you too.” You pressed your lips to his as his arm snaked around your shoulders, drawing you closer.

“Oh!” He pulled back suddenly, taking his arm off your shoulders. You cocked your head to one side in confusion, watching as he pulled one of his silver rings - his favorite, you noticed - off his finger.

“Jisung? What are you doing?”

“I want you to have this,” he said, almost shyly. “You are the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me, and I want you in my life for a long time. I don’t know that I’m ready to be married just yet, but I know that I don’t want to be apart from you for any longer than I have to. I promise to always be near you, whether that’s in person or not. And I… I want you to take this as a reminder of that promise.”

Tears rimmed your eyes as he slipped the ring onto your finger (you are very lucky in that your hands are about the same size). “Oh, Jisung. This is so sweet, thank you.” You reached up, kissing him softly. “I guess I shouldn’t leave you hanging and tell you I feel the exact same way, right?”

Jisung laughed quietly. “I figured you did, love. I just… I love you.”

“I love you.” You snuggled into his chest as he wrapped his arms around you again and he unpaused the show. Your thumb rubbed softly against the metal band now circling your finger. You loved this man, more than you’d ever dreamed you could love anyone or anything, and it was a thrill to know he loved you too.

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Best Air Fryers, Tested by means of Food Network Kitchen

Our Top Air Fryer Picks: Best Overall: Instant Vortex four-in-1 Air Fryer Another Favorite: Instant Vortex Plus 6-in-1 Air Fryer Most Versatile: Ninja Air Fryer Best for Short Order Cooks: Ninja Foodi 6-in-1 2-Basket Air Fryer Best for Big Batch Cooking: COSORI Air Fryer Max XL Best for Square Meals: Gourmia 6 Qt. Digital Air Fryer Most Fun to Use: GoWISE USA five.Eight Qt. 8-in-1 Electric Air Fryer XL Best for Small Kitchens: Dash Compact Electric Air Fryer Best for Families: Cuisinart Air Fryer Toaster Oven We updated this manual in January 2021 after one of our unique alternatives, the Crux 2.6 Qt. Air Convection Fryer, changed into discontinued. The Instant Vortex 6-Qt. 4-in-1 Air Fryer which released in Septmeber 2019 still stays our pinnacle ordinary air fryer select. You can check out our evaluate here. We also still love many alternatives from our authentic check via Ben Mims in November 2018. Read on for our listing of modern-day favorites.

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Tested by Ben Mims, Leah Brickley and Amanda Neal for Food Network Kitchen

Air fryers were in the marketplace for several years, however now we are seeing them in such styles of styles and sizes that, like specific makes and fashions of vehicles, it is able to be hard to discern a coupe from a clunker.

Unlike microwave ovens that may be shaped otherwise but nonetheless retain the identical primary features across diverse models, air fryers do range barely from model-to-version. Some are naked-bones convection ovens, while others include greater bells and whistles that allow you to dehydrate food or rotate it on a spit!

We tested out numerous pinnacle models to look which ones stood out from the rest of the percent. If you’re within the market for an air fryer, use this manual to determine out which machine is perfect for you.

Best Overall: Instant Vortex 4-in-1 Air Fryer

$99 AMAZON We already love the Instant Pot, so it is no surprise that Instant Brands churned out any other prevailing product with the Instant Vortex. During our exams, we determined this air fryer cooked with greater energy than the others, turning in crispy, evenly cooked meals on every occasion. That said, we did word a whirring sound while it works, although, it's no louder than a microwave. We also love the scale. The 6-quart ability is massive enough to keep a whole pound of hen, while the Crux may want to only make a half-pound of chook in step with batch. The interface at the Instant Vortex is also very user-pleasant with a touchscreen for pre-programmed settings and a dial which could up the temp in 5-degree incriments. It also has a graceful angular appearance that you might not mind seeing on your countertop every day.

Another Favorite: Instant Vortex Plus 6-in-1 Air Fryer $119.95 AMAZON If you're seeking out a effective air fryer and demand on a dehydrate function, the Instant Vortex Plus is for you. Like our favorite Instant Vortex, the Plus version is designed with a roomy basket and a graceful exterior. The interface at the Instant Vortex Plus is also very person-friendly with a touchscreen for pre-programmed settings and a dial that may up the temp in five-diploma incriments. We discovered the dehydrate feature perfectly dried fresh strawberries and we may want to see it running nicely on other produce. The one drawback of the version is the broil characteristic, that's preset at 400 ranges F for 2 minutes. We tested out broiling mac and cheese crowned with greater cheese and breadcrumbs and located that neither browned especially nicely.

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Best for the Short Order Cook: Ninja Foodi 6-in-1 2-Basket Air Fryer $149 WALMART If you’re already an air fryer convert you then recognize how diverse they're — possibly it’s time to take it to the subsequent degree. Enter the narrow-profiled Ninja Foodi with its double 4-quart baskets. Take advantage of Foodi’s Smart Finish characteristic: end two different ingredients cooking at exceptional times and temps at the identical time — suppose hen breasts and French fries (they did amazing in our checks). Or the Match Cook placing for larger quantities of the identical food or cook distinct foods the usage of the equal function, temperature and time. The Foodi additionally dehydrates further to broil, bake and roast.

Best for Big Batch Cooking: COSORI Air Fryer Max XL $119.99 AMAZON Clocking in at eight.Five quarts, that is one in all the largest potential air fryers on our favorites list, but it is modern and compact aesthetic are best to your countertop. Fry a big batch of perfectly golden French fries or bake an eight-inch round cake and share with your fellow Cosori buddies. If you're searching out cooking friends that are also air frying fanatics then join the 31K+ Facebook network participants of Cosori Cooks. Chat with different Cosori owners, get (and share) recipe tips and show off your finished dishes.

Est for Square Meals: Gourmia 6-qt. Digital Air Fryer $119.Ninety nine KOHL'S While most air fryer fashions are spherical - an aide in circulating the heated air that chefs meals evenly - this model is rectangular. That greater space and form and the ridges on the bottom that make it clean to create zones of different foods to cook, so that a whole meal - protein, greens, and carbs - for two can come out on the equal time and in neat style. Take advantage of the more space the square form lets in and healthy in extra fries, chook wings or even meatballs to take over birthday celebration meals responsibilities whilst you want to get hot appetizers out quick.

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