#best record

[dinosaurwithablog]

Aaron Judge just hit a screamer in his first at bat!! Way to start the game, Aaron!! This is his 38th home run of the year. His numbers are incredible!! He has a first inning OPS of 1.488, 38 home runs, 97 RBIs, OPS over 1.1, batting average 3.17!! He is the best ever. He's number one in every category except walks. That number one spot belongs to Juan Soto. I love these guys!! We scored first so if past performances are an indication, we should win today. Luis Gil is pitching so that helps, too. Let's go Yankees!!!!!

[fuchinobe]

(1985, Golden Sound, GMX 102)

[wildbasil]

things haven't been great but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷

[scarlibis]

The number of scarily accurate textpost memes you can make with these mfs is insane

[faelapis]

gang whats the most thorough list of vetted fundraisers for gaza?

also, if someone is NOT already vetted, whats a good way to submit names/users for vetting?

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby finally meets FNAF game Michael Afton

[summerofsam69]

You wanted me sadder

[tobyfoxmademeascaly]

I adore y’shtola now because every single plan she comes up with is nigh-guaranteed to be the most unhinged idea ever thought up by cat or man. Being pursued by cops? COLLAPSE THE TUNNEL AND TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. Need to distract the Children of Everlasting Dark? THROW BEEHIVES INTO THEIR HOUSES. Need to perform a diving save into a bottomless pit? TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. AGAIN. Need to get on Mt. Gulg but air travel isn’t feasible? GIANT ROBOT. Need a portal to hell? MAKE A DEMON. That doesn’t work? SHOOT A LASER. AT THE MOON. Banger after banger.

[bluegiragi]

negotiations.

early access + nsfw on patreon

[bacchuschucklefuck]

soon it'll be dawn again

transcript under the cut ⏬

page 01

Fig: no way? - you're still up?

Riz: Wh– yes?

Riz: Why'd I not be.

page 02

Fig: I me~~ean - that took.

Fig: whole day.

Riz: Yeah?

Fig: 'm beat.

Riz: you should sleep.

page 03

Fig: nah. my guy's still up

Fig: I wanna hang out.

page 04

Riz: That's really nice.

Fig: Hah! - Nobody ever expects an Archdevil rockstar to be nice.

Riz: … yeah. - 's just budget work tho. (the stuff I'm working on) - I've heard it's boring.

page 05

Fig: yeah, but you do it…

Riz: It keeps things going, right? - Nothing happens if nobody sits down and - does the thing.

Fig: That's right… - though. Yeah.

page 06

Fig: sometimes it's someone else who - doesn't want the same thing to happen.

Riz: … - mm.

page 07

Riz (off screen): …It took me a long time to get that not everyone likes doing what I do. - 's probably because you guys are so nice– - or. - kind.

Riz (off screen): to anyone too, not just. - the people you /love/.

page 08

Riz: that's not how it is elsewhere. - The world's– not. hostile. - but 's not like it's kind.

Riz: So I'm doing as much as I can now… 

page 09

Fig: Hey.

Riz: ?

Fig: Go dig some dirt with me.

page 10

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - oh you meant like - actual dirt. (not incriminating information)

Fig: o yea.

Fig: there's clay in the backyard soil. - sometimes when I'm sun deficient or something I go touch dirt for a bit.

page 11

Fig: here u go

page 12

Riz: uh

Fig: now we make a thing! - 'm pretty good at freehanding a bowl.

Fig: I'll show u

page 13

Fig: just– yep, flatten that out as evenly as u can, then–! - actually ur nails'd be so good at cutting out the strip. [larger than usual space] wait. - wait. wait u can carve patterns with them! we HAVE to try

Riz: uh - What. do I carve?

Fig: anything!!!

page 14

Fig: and– yep just seal the inside uh. seam?

Fig: yep that works - okay time's up! all contestant hands up

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - okay - wh. what's next?

Fig: haha - watch this.

(sound effect text): FWOO—MP

page 15

Riz: WH– DON'T JUST DO THAT???

Fig: Now it's fired!

Riz: THAT WAS NOT SAFE

Fig: (actually it's just dry. if u add water rn it'll dissolve)

Fig: ok catch!

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - careful!!

Fig: dw no need haha

page 16

Riz (thought bubble): oh - it's warm…

Fig: now I want you to throw this.

page 17

Fig: u gotta do it - c'mon

page 18

Riz: wh– - It's like 3AM right now

Fig: oh it's not /fired/ fired it's not gonna make a loud noise

Riz: And then just? leave a pile out here?

Fig: pour water over it & it'll be gone I told u

Riz: but

page 19

Fig (off screen): RIz.

page 20

Fig: I've done all this before.

Fig: Can you trust that at least?

page 21

Riz: no, I– - I do. - I trust you.

page 23

Riz: okay what happens now

(sound effect text): glob

page 24

Fig: we do it again!

page 25

Riz: wh. [larger than usual space] What do you mean. (this clay's too wet also)

Fig: see! you're already learning

Fig: [blank speech bubble] - there are flows that are futile to fight. - The world changes.

Fig: Things change.

page 26

Fig: I've learned my lessons with "forevers". - But - as an artist

Fig: I can give you one thing: - You can always do it again.

page 27

Fig: most of everything depends on the rest of the world, - but this. - making new. - that's yours as long as you want it.

page 28

Fig: So?

page 29

Riz: Yeah. - Yeah! - let's make another one.

[notmodernbrutalism]

[M 5A] Lily Allen

Alright, Still

Smile

I couldn't stop laughing

No, I just couldn't help myself

See, you messed up my mental health

I was quite unwell

Knock 'em Out

Go away now, let me go

Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?

Go away now I've made myself clear

Nah it's not gonna happen

Not in a a million years

LDN

When you look with your eyes

Everything seems nice

But if you look twice

You can see it's all lies

Everything’s Just Wonderful

I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognese

And not feel bad about it for days and days and days

In the magazines they talk about weight loss

If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss

Not Big

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental

But you left me in such a state

Now I'm gonna do what you did to me

Gonna reciprocate

Friday Night

Don't try and test me 'cause you'll get reaction

Another drink and I'm ready for action

I don't know who you think you are

But making people scared won't get you very far

Littlest Things

I tell you sad stories about my childhood

I don't know why I trusted you, but I knew that I could

We'd spend the whole weekend lying in our own dirt

I was just so happy in your boxers and your t-shirt

Take what you Take

Say what you say, do what you do

Feel what you feel as long as it's real

Friend of Mine

Tell me what did you expect

Have you got no self respect?

Reputation to protect?

Soon you'll be a nervous wreck

Alfie

You need to get a job

Because the bills need to get paid

Get off your lazy arse

Alfie, please use your brain

Mr. Blue Sky

Hey you with the pretty face

Welcome to the human race

A celebration, mister blue sky's up there waitin'

And today is the day we've waited for

Absolutely Nothing

My heart is aching

And I've never felt this bad

I pinch myself

To check that all of this is real

Nan you re a Window Shopper

The bottom feels so much better than the top!

So much better!

Everybody Changing

You're aching, you're breaking

And I can see the pain in your eyes

Says everybody's changing

And I don't know why

Naive

By such a smiling sweetheart.

Ohh and your sweet and pretty face

In such an ugly world

📍Puntuacion: 5/5 🥰

Para que esperar más.

Para que soportar.

De que sirve olvidar.

Para que.

[dinosaurwithablog]

The Yankees set a new high standard with 27 games over 500, and their record against the AL Central is 16-1 this year. . Great job, guys. Yippee cayay motherflower. Motherflower is the feminine version of motherfucker. Just saying 😁 let's go Yankees!!!!! 💜💜💜⚾️⚾️⚾️ I love this game!!!

[adobe-outdesign]

If you haven't read the "Bunsen and Beaker's relationship" article on the Muppet Wiki you're missing out on a great summary of how the two have canonically gone from "could be read as gay but probably not intentionally" to "we're not even pretending these two are straight" over the years. these aren't even half of the entries btw

[sofiaruelle]

Baby, do you like this beat? I made it so you’ll dance with me~🎶

Redbubble

[taffywabbit]

so like. at what point are we going to stop listening to game companies saying "the game was poorly received and didn't meet our sales targets, and that's why we're removing it from storefronts and taking down all the servers mere months or even weeks after release" for titles that had a long expensive development, were barely marketed, and nobody knew they'd even released until after they heard they were getting shut down and couldn't be played/purchased anymore?

I feel like the prevailing takeaway for anyone who doesn't just conclude "yeah, game was pretty mid, makes sense to me" has usually been "this company just has unreasonably impossible sales expectations and treats every project like a failure if it doesn't print a trillion dollars". but these ARE allegedly experienced business execs who aren't complete idiots, and after this most recent debacle with Concord I'm starting to wonder if a bunch of these "games getting wiped out of existence when they underperform instead of just being allowed to persist as they are and maybe improve with time" cases in recent years might be more of a Warner-Discovery type situation, like nuking an entire animated series or film that was worked on for years and preventing it from being sold because it has to be officially unprofitable for the company to use it as a tax write-off. I look at a game that was worked on for 8 years and only made available for 2 weeks, and it's hard not to see the parallels.

great work, AAA games industry, really normal and sustainable stuff you're doing over there as usual

[6ebe]

When I said Spain were violating child Labour regulations I didn’t think they actually were 😭