#bianca is so done

[achromatophoric]

Bianca: Why did I just see Enid ugly crying through the halls at top speed?

Wednesday: I confessed to her my feelings, as suggested by both Tanaka and yourself.

Bianca: Girl, you were supposed to confess your stupid crush, not crush her stupid. What happened?

Wednesday: I applied an analogy and equated my desire for her to the sinking of the Titanic.

Bianca: You WHAT?

Wednesday: Like the Titanic, my heart was once thought impervious, only to be brought down by the very thing it was designed to withstand.

Wednesday: And like the iceberg that was the Titanic’s ruin, Enid’s offensively bright exterior was but the tip of her magnitude.

Wednesday: Even now, I am unable to—perhaps even unworthy of—describing the sheer depths of her resplendent spirit. Her bravery, her heart, her everything.

Wednesday: Formidable as I imagined myself, I admit now that I was destined to be destroyed by her. Inevitably split asunder to sink beneath the waves of her sheer grandeur.

Bianca: Huh. That’s uh—that’s not bad. And that’s what you told her?

Wednesday: Not… in so many words.

Bianca: Addams, what exactly did you say to her?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: I said, in my most meaningful of tones…

Wednesday: *recites* I need you—

– At that same moment, in Yoko’s room. –

Enid: —like the— *wet sniffle* —the Titanic— *choked sob* —needed the iceberg!

Enid: *returns to full-on ugly crying*

Yoko: 🤦‍♀️

[mothsaresc4ry]

Bianca, Divina and Yoko were sitting at a table in the center of the Quad

Yoko: *adjusts her sunglasses* I don't know.. something is just.. off

Divina: What do you mean?

Enid: *looks like she just went through Wednesday's closet and picked out the darkest clothes to wear that day* The world is a dark, meaningless void and existence is an endless parade of suffering. And not the good kind

Wednesday: *looks like a rainbow just vomited on her* O-M-G BABE! Look at that beautiful crow! Isn't it cute! Do you think I can train it to make friendship bracelets for us?

Bianca: Okay what fresh hell am I looking at right now?

Yoko: *pushes her sunglasses back up* Either Wednesday finally snapped or Enid got possessed by a demon that just happened to act like Wednesday-

Divina: *actually horrified* D-did Wednesday just use 'OMG'?

Enid: *looking in the distance* I am but a husk, drifting through this brutal, mortal coil, awaiting the sweet release of the void.

Wednesday: *clapping her hands excitedly* Ohh Yoks! I love you sunglasses! Could I try them on??

Yoko:

Bianca: No. Nope. I'm out. This shit is cursed

Divina: *nods* Yeah.. we should probably do something about this *gestures with her hands*

Yoko: *smirks* mhhh nope. I think we should wait and see how long this.. whatever lasts. I've never gotten compliments by that half-pint

Wednesday: *skips ahead while humming 'the giver'*

Enid: *sighs dramatically like a brooding poet before following her girlfriend*

[asvidema]

i sketched bianca, finally

[laurellala-comics]

I may not be in the Percy Jackson fandom that much anymore but drawing purple Nico to represent angst and sadness is one of life's simple joys <3

[codypunk]

more wrestlesillies

[akkpipitphattana]

The Taming of The Shrew (Act IV, Scene IV) by William Shakespeare | The Heart Killers, Episode 6

[songofsaraneth]

start of the day vending at the ren faire vs 10 hours later (so cold and so hungry)

[peachiibon]

what if i combined both of my main interests right now. what then

warning for a mile long rant of cookie flavor speculations in the tags

[pokemonblack3white3]

GOT A TIER LIST IN THE ASK BOX FROM THE WONDERFUL @bronzong-detector BUT THEY SENT IT OFF ANON WHICH I DONT THINK THEY MEANT TO DO. so I'm just copy pasting it here.

[achromatophoric]

Enid: Not hugging is kind of our thing.

Bianca: Uh. But aren’t you two…?

Bianca: *gestures between Enid and Wednesday, who were just in the midst of a textbook hug*

Wednesday: You are mistaken, Barclay. This is clearly a training session. Enid wishes to learn how to manually inflict thoracic trauma.

Bianca: 🤨

Enid: 🤫

Bianca: Thoracic trauma, huh?

Wednesday: Yes, with the goal of inducing grievous injury. A thoracic compression fracture. Cardiac or pulmonary contusions. Or, if we’re lucky, flail chest.

Bianca: Flail chest?

Wednesday: A life threatening medical condition where multiple adjacent ribs are broken in numerous locations—

Wednesday: —freeing a segment of chest wall to move on its own, so it may wreak further damage.

Bianca: 😨

Bianca: That’s… That’s so—

Enid: *cuts in* So freaking awesome, isn’t it? That’s like the dream!

Bianca: 😒

Enid: 😅

Wednesday: Yes, well. If only your enthusiasm translated to aptitude. Even after dozens of such lessons, you’ve yet to fracture a single of my ribs.

Enid: *theatrical pout* I’m like so sorry that I’m not very good at this. But practice makes perfect, right?

Wednesday: Well said. Now if you are quite done interrupting, Barclay… *turns back to Enid*

Bianca: 🙄

Wednesday: Enid, imagine that you are Death, seeking to crush my blackened heart in your cold, implacable, sinfully well-muscled embrace.

Enid: *nods with anticipation determination* Got it. I am Death, straight up.

Wednesday: *holds her arms out* You may proceed.

Enid: *gleefully hugs Wednesday* 🥰

Wednesday: *enjoys every moment suffers it for purely educational reasons* 😑

Bianca: *just suffers, straight up* 🫩

[mothsaresc4ry]

Enid and Wednesday were joined in their dorm by their Enid's friends

Enid and Wednesday: *sitting suspiciously close while whispering*

Yoko: *knitting her eyebrows* So.. you guys have been spending a lot of time together lately. Anything — new?

Enid: *snaps her head to the side to look at her friend, grinning excitedly* Oh yeah! Wednesday finally let me assemble the guillotine *giggles while intertwining Wednesday's and her fingers*

Yoko: Huh.. *nods but is so very confused* ....What?

Bianca: *ignores them and continues reading her VOGUE magazine*

Wednesday: It was a necessary experiment. The blade was sharp — the execution precise.

Yoko:

Divina: Just tell me that this is some weird Addams and Sinclair metaphor of something completely.. innocent

Bianca: *raises an eyebrow* you do know Addams.. right?

Enid: *shakes her head smiling* Oh don't worry Div! We only tested the stocks after that

Yoko: *both glasses of her sunnies plop out*

Bianca: *closes her magazine with a loud sound* Gosh! Can't you just talk normally and say that you had sex like normal people?!

Wednesday: *sighs* Barclay.. *shakes her head almost looking like a disappointed father* it would be inaccurate. Normal would not fit as a description for the lunar excursion Enid took me on.

Yoko: *eyes are sizzling and kinda smoking because of the sunlight* I need to leave.

The night is long and I am bored :]

[fantasticalleigh]

Idk if I’ll make a full out prediction post for Elimination Chamber next week BUT I will say this:

I think Jade will return during the women’s chamber match. Both Liv and Naomi will be there fighting to win. I’m certain Bianca will be there too in the audience or wherever to support Naomi. I think Liv will ultimately win the chamber but I also think Naomi will be presented as a strong contender to win, going toe to toe with Liv until they’re the final two or three in the ring and everyone else has been eliminated. When that happens I expect/hope Jade will make a surprise return and enter the ring and reveal/attack whoever it was when took her out, and leave the path to victory clear. (If Naomi is innocent then of course Jade will attack Liv and help her win) but either way it’s pretty certain regardless of if Naomi or Liv win they’ll challenge each other and they’ll all square off in a tag team match for WrestleMania.

[claitea]

why did pokemon stop putting past gen characters in the newer gen's mainline. like ingo was in pla but swsh and sv didnt have any cameos. theres references like sonia's book being in the library but its not ENOUGH

[lazy--lillies]

Thinking about Abraham and Isaac in relation to Hazel and Bianca’s relationship to Pluto/Hades…. Thinking about the urge to ask your parent why they would let you suffer such a cruel fate if they knew they could prevent it. Thinking about him not having any other choice, being bound to fate, and knowing he could have saved them if he truly needed to all the same. Thinking about him saying that Bianca was his favourite, him complimenting Hazel on her being his daughter, and leaving them both when the time came. Offered up like lambs to slaughter as they willed themselves to stay alive

[lukecastellanshandholder]

Thinking about Nico getting excited about something and wanting Jason to be the first to know, so he decides to send an Iris message... Only to remember that Jason isn't here anymore when the only thing he gets from the mist is a blank screen and the somber voice of Iris telling him that 'this person can no longer be reached'. And each time he hopes that there will come a day when it isn't as painful to remember...

[hsslilly-blog]

in canon it’s addison who’s aware of mcs relationship with hunt because mc is fucking stupid or whatever but claire doesn’t tell addison about it as we know. BUT. i think it would’ve been interesting if ethan picks up there’s something weird going on with claire and just straight up asks her.