#big fan hell yea

[princeysage]

hi!! wonder if u have a favorite rareship/rareduo with minutetech? like roshambo & minutetech or 4cvit & minutetech

BIG fan of these two. heres them + a silly critter version cus i keep seeing snake ro everywhere and hes so dang cute

[brainworms-all-night-long]

The hands that cradled you...

[Blood tw]

...soaked in unimaginable quantities of blood

[homoeroticfisticuffs]

i've been spoiled for far too long by small fandoms having the exact kind of content that i like to the point of now when i take a peek into the content of bigger fandoms that i'm a part of i get flashbanged by how vastly different the most popular characterizations of my blorbos are from how i personally interpret them as characters and it's like almost impossible to find content that i enjoy and agree with and i just feel like falling to my knees and exploding

[bmpmp3]

and btw you should listen to the denial age by paida NOW

[jinwoosbabyboo]

𝚂𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎

My personal headcanons to how the LADS Men react to being flirted with and if you ave to step in and save them or not. [Requested by: goddessesofeverything]

Your man was perfect. A one of one without a doubt. From his character to how he treated you was immaculate. The fact that he was absolutely stunning was a cherry on top. From the slope of his nose to the strong veiny hands that handled you as if you were fine china. You could admire him for hours and never get tired of looking at him. He was a dream come true and too good to be true all in one.

However, you never doubted him or ever felt insecure in your relationship which is why seeing women constantly staring and swooning didn’t bother you. A few of them flirted from time to time and you laughed every time you watched their flirty smiles turn to shock or disgust when they were immediately shot down by your man.

Usually it only takes the initial rejection to keep them from coming back, but some are a little more persistent. So who better to save him than you.

𝚉𝚊𝚢𝚗𝚎

acts dense when someone flirts with him

so monotone during the conversation the person flirting ends up awkwardly walking away

tells you what they said and you have to tell him “yea Zayne she was flirting with you”

the type to just walk away if he feels uncomfortable

gives you a look when you stand by and giggle while his eyes are screaming for help

the times when you step in the save him he smiles to himself with butterflies in his stomach.

the type to definitely name drop “My wife is right over there” "I'd rather have drinks with my wife" even if you're not married yet he would say this just to make your relationship more serious

𝚁𝚊𝚏𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚕

a master manipulator right here he can play the part so his faux kindness can get taken for flirting

when you’re not around he is rude as hell

when you’re around he’s dramatic as hell with it

“My girlfriend can fight” “Unhand me!” “My girl will kill you and me so I suggest you walk away or you better get right with God because you’re about to meet him”

expects you to come to his rescue every. single. time.

the type to run and I mean literally run and hide behind you “that lady is trying to get me!” “Raf… “Don’t let me get took!”

if you don’t verbally abuse the person flirting with him he’ll bring it up any chance he gets

throws a fit when you just watch instead of helping “Why do you hate me?” “I don’t hate you” “So you just don’t care about me huh?!” “Here you go” “No no it’s fine when I get kidnapped by a crazy fan I hope you feel terrible”

𝚇𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚛

Responds to the flirting with confusion or just stares

Brings them to you and says “Do you know her?”

Unintentionally makes the situation so awkward for them that they end up walking away

name drops if they’re too persistent “I only eat with my girlfriend and you’re not her” “My girlfriend is waiting for me”

if someone flirts with him while you’re there expect to get those big doe eyes if you don’t step in “Were you going to let her flirt with me?” “I trust you” “Save me next time”

complains to you about being tired after the encounter

doesn’t say it but deep down he wants you to be jealous like he is when some guy simply talks to you

𝚂𝚢𝚕𝚞𝚜

9 times out of 10 he doesn’t get approached directly ; usually notes or a small gift sent his way

on the rare occasion he does get approached he’s sassy but it just sounds like they’re being scolded by their boss “You’re quite brazen wouldn’t you agree?” “Did you run through the possibilities that I'm not for the taking?”

quick to mention he’s taken and will tell you everything that she’s saying

if you are there to witness someone flirting with him he’d simply stare at you the entire time “Would you really let another woman have me?” “As if anyone can take you from me”

doing a mental happy dance when you do step in to save him from bold harlot who has the audacity to flirt with him right in front of you

will be sarcastic as hell when asking why you didn’t step in sooner “What took so long? What if she threw me in her car and drove off?” “If someone ever managed to throw you anywhere it’s because you let them” “I thought you’d grown tired of me for a minute there” “Are you done?”

𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚋

is honestly used to having girls throw themselves at him so he’s a pro at ignoring it

wants you to step in but you never do because he’ll tease you about it later “Were you even slightly worried I'd be swayed by her?” “Let's see she’s twirling her hair in your face while you’re happily pulling mine out of your ass crack in the shower so no i'm not worried” silenced his ass

100% name drops if they’re too persistent “My girlfriend will kill you and me I suggest you back up” “I’M MARRIED!” “My girlfriend is right there”

jokes about wanting praise when he rejects someone “Don’t I get a kiss for my valiant effort?” “For doing the bare minimum?” “I wouldn’t say it was the bare minimum” “How about you just don’t say anything you're so handsome when you shut the fuck up”

[sereia4skz]

If it’s not too late could i get poly!ot8, drabble, male reader

“Yum, love my men big”

1.5k Followers Event | love my men

pairing: poly!ot8 x m!reader

genre: fluff

warnings: just appreciating our boys

event masterlist: #1.5kStarsForYaya

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It starts, as most things in your shared apartment do, with food.

Changbin’s carrying two heaping plates of post-workout protein pasta to the table, biceps flexing with zero shame. You’re sprawled across the couch in one of Felix’s hoodies (he never gets it back), casually scrolling on your phone while the others chatter around the kitchen. You glance up just as Bin sets a plate down, veins in his arms prominent, jaw tight, tank top unforgivably snug.

You don't even mean to say it out loud. It just slips.

“Yum,” you murmur, lips quirking. “Love my men big.”

There’s a pause. Hyunjin chokes on his kombucha. Seungmin freezes mid-sip. Jeongin’s eyes go comically wide.

“OH?” Chan raises an eyebrow from the counter, smirking as he wipes his hands on a dish towel. “Big, huh?”

“Like... big-big?” Jisung grins like he’s ready to stir the pot. “Or just, like, gym-rat big? Need a visual scale here, babe.”

Minho doesn’t even look up from where he's packing cat gifts. “You’re the worst kind of menace,” he says flatly. “Proceed.”

You blink innocently. “What? I’m appreciating my men. Big men. Strong men. Tall men. Muscly men.” You gesture vaguely around the room. “All eight of you qualify.”

“Hell yea, we do!,” Felix adds cheerily from the kitchen, dimples showing.

“Exactly,” you deadpan. “Massive hearts. Thick thighs. Generous… emotional support systems.”

Jeongin lets out a wheeze. “You’re gonna kill us.”

Changbin, finally catching on, sets the second plate down and flexes, on purpose. “Well, since you love us big,” he says smugly, “wanna help me meal prep later, princess?”

You raise an eyebrow. “Only if you keep calling me princess in that tone.”

The room erupts.

Hyunjin is dramatically fanning himself. Seungmin's muttering something about moving out. Jisung’s halfway to climbing in your lap, arms flung around you with a singsong, “Do you love me big, too?”

You snort, poking at his cheek. “You’re snack-sized. I love you like pocket candy. You and your stupid tiny waist,”, groping his waist.

“Unreal,” he groans, flopping onto you, shimming away from your tickling. “I’m not snack-sized, I’m limited edition.”

Minho finally joins the fray, tugging you by the collar until you're half off the couch and half in his lap. “You have too much power,” he mutters into your neck. “You know that?”

You hum, smug. “Mm. Love my men clingy too.”

Chan snorts, leaning over to kiss your forehead. “Flirt.”

“Slut,” Seungmin corrects, tossing a pillow.

“He's just mad cause he isn't big,” Jeongin adds.

You just grin, arms full of various men now piled across the couch with you like affectionate cats, limbs tangled, food forgotten. Somewhere under Jisung’s elbow and Hyunjin’s thigh, someone’s hand is sneaking up your hoodie.

You sigh dramatically. “It's okay. Love my men twinky too.”

“Yah!”

“Someone sedate him.”

“Too late,” Felix giggles. 

And honestly, yeah, you are. Eight beautiful, chaotic, big-hearted men wrapped around you like you hung the stars? You’d flirt your way into this dogpile a thousand times over.

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[antinousletmehit]

hallo!! I saw you wanted requests so, I thought of one! no pressure to write it tho!

general relationship headcanons with Hermes?

୨୧┇sorry if my grammer is bad in this. I’m extremely sleep deprived.

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🌻- Definitely very annoying at any stage of the relationship. Honestly you two probably met because he stole one of your things and you were trying to look for it only for Hermes to drop it on your head with no warning.

🌻- Then magic happens and you’re dating…yay…?

🌻- I would See Hermes constantly stealing your stuff and when you confront him about it he’s like, “Nooo whattt???” While there’s a mountain of stolen items behind him—your stolen items.

🌻- When you demand them back he’s like “Okay..BUT only if you give me a kiss on the cheek~” then he gets punched and then he gets his cheek kiss

🌻- you know how cats bring you dead animals. Yea that’s Hermes. expect instead of dead animals it’s stolen goods from other people PEOPLE INCLUDING GODS.

🌻- I’d like to think he often steals from Apollo the most, like he’ll be like “Wow my love! Look at this definitely not owned lyre i definitely bought myself and did not steal what nooooo!”

🌻- Then cue an angry Apollo storming down and raining hell on Hermes while Hermes grabs you and runs away giggling as if he didn’t almost get you and himself killed.

🌻- besides stealing for and from you. He’d love it when you mess with his little head wings, it’s definitely his weakness so best be sure to use it anytime he’s planning to do something stupid. And if you do, he’ll be purring in your lap like a kitten and refuses to let go until he’s satisfied.

🌻- He definitely is very VERY touchy, he needs to have a constant hand on you or else he’d crash out.

🌻- Big fan of getting kisses on his wings, lips, or the back of his hand

🌻- big fan of giving out kisses anywhere on your body if you let him.

[starrieangel]

🎮Mouthwashing Crew plays a Horror Game With you👻

Inspired by @ilikedrinkingsoda ‘s suggestion of roblox horror game imagines ~ I just went with a generic horror game since I've never played roblox!

Features: Curly x Reader, Anya x Reader, Daisuke x Reader, Jimmy x Reader

Tags: Fluff, Normal!Jimmy

Curly

I feel like he wouldn't be very scared or jumpy ??!! You call him a psycho bc you're screaming at every jumpscare and he is just laughing at you ??! What the hell??

You ask him if he likes horror games or something and he says “Not at all, I even hate scary movies.. but I don't find them scary, just gross” Like he’s grossed out by gore more than he finds it scary

So when you play this horror game which just involves hiding from a monster, he's not scared at all, he's just laughing at you. >:(

Until... all of a sudden there's a cutscene, where the monster does something reeeeally creepy, say takes on a new, scarier form

Afterwards he goes quiet, but he keeps playing

Suddenly after playing for a little longer you just hear him really quietly gasp out of shock- he finally got killed by the monster

“Haha okay, L-let's play another game now..”

Curly hates horror games..

Anya

SHE DOES NOT WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME..!!

Already covering her eyes on the start menu

Like you almost can't even get her to play the game

Ironically she is a fan of horror, but show her a jumpscare and she'll die

She likes psychological horror or creepy horror, a big Stephen King fan (The Shining reference) but this game is just too stressful ..!!

“Y/N, I really want to play something else now-” *YELP*

You guys have to play dress to impress for two hours until she isn't scared anymore 😭 (or a different cutesy game)

Ends up going to bed reading HP Lovecraft or some other horrifying shit and then just rolls over and falls asleep like she read a bedtime story... LIKE WHAT

Daisuke

Definitely screams everytime he is killed

but he is addicted to this game

He is constantly cracking jokes that get interrupted by him getting killed or screaming out of terror LOL

Would definitely follow you around the map even tho you're begging him to stop bc HE KEEPS GETTING YOU KILLED

“Y/N HELP” “STOP YOU'RE BRINGING IT TOWARDS ME-” *cue screaming in unison*

He is definitely the most fun to play with though, like he's so funny naturally

I don't think Daisuke would like horror at all, he just enjoys having fun and playing games even if they're a little scary (because its fun!)

Well, it's fun until he cant sleep that night..

“Y/N, can I sleep in your bed tonight? You know, to protect you from monsters..!” You say yes and he dashes into bed like he's running from the monster still XD

Jimmy

So goddamn cocky

He loves scary movies, like Scream, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, so what is there to be scared of?

Sees creepy monster at the end of the hallway

“Yea no fuck this turn this shit off”

LMAO

You end up watching The Thing and Alien and having a horror movie marathon after that

You're terrified the rest of the night D: Like why did he make u watch all that scary stuff before bed..?!

You crawl into bed and instantly cling to him

“Don't worry, babe. I'll hold you so no monsters get you.” Then wraps his arms around you ♡

Wait a minute.. that fucker planned this all..! (He wasn't even scared of the game, he just wanted to watch his favorite movies with you >:[ )

This was really fun to write! Plz rb if you liked or leave a reply of what you thought! Thanks for reading! 🩷🎮

[niniluvsainz]

labyrinth ☽ ln4

masterlist!

in which... he has one friendship bracelet and a dream.

pairings... lando norris x fem!singer!reader

face claim: sabrina carpenter (but you can imagine reader however you'd like!)

warnings... simp lando, cursing, reader is insinuated to be american in one comment but you can just skip past that, use of y/n, oscar is trying so hard to not be noticed as a y/n fan, reader is basically taylor swift, you probably don't know when reader and lando get together bcs even i dont know but i added dates so maybe that helps?, oh and labyrinth the version that tay sang at the eras tour on the piano bcs that is superior.

author's note... yea we're burning tf out of the whole taylor / travis situation, but i'm adding my twist to it hehe

lando: it's today people.

max: WE KNOW

george: someone is moody.

max: lando, if by some chance you get to interact with her, don't say anything stupid. you've waited too long to fuck it up.

pierre: oscar, how much does lando bombard you with anything related to y/n?

oscar: i've listened to her entire discography without my consent. and i know her entire lore.

carlos: mate just have fun tonight

alex: lily said if you by some miracle get to speak to y/n to tell her that her biggest fan, lily, is her biggest fan

lando: great. oscar i'm picking you up at four.

logan: wait OSCAR'S GOING?

oscar: again, against my will.

nando: if you get to say anything to y/n tell her im a big fan

charles: NANDO TOO?

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17 august 2024.

yourusername

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yourusername uk i loved you too much! 🩵 thank you so much for an amazing tour. the past year has been absolutely magical, and i' so happy i got to spend it with you all. i don't know, maybe add a few more shows for next year? 🩶

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user1 mother

user2 WE LOST THE OUTSIDE AND CASTLES CRUMBLING UK YOU WILL SEE HELL.

↳ user3 HOW DARE SHE MAKE THESE THE LAST SONGS FOR THE TOUR

user4 how does a 24 year old sell out stadiums internationally. i've been with homegirl since she was in her country yeehaw era 🥲

↳ user5 she is the moment. she is the music industry.

↳ user6 so real

gracieabrams loved opening for u bbg 💞

↳ yourusername I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 💖

milomanheim great work out there lil sis 🖤

↳ yourusername thank u for being there every step of the way bsf 🥹

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vanityfair

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vanityfair formula one driver, lando norris, has been spotted at y/n l/n's headline tour! the british mclaren driver has been associated with l/n after publicly announcing he's a major fan. oscar piastri (not pictured), the other mclaren f1 driver, also attended the concert with his teammate. link in bio for more updates of celebrities spotted at this world-revolting concert.

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↳ carlossainz55 amazing, mate! show me videos when we see each other again!

↳ maxverstappen1 i sure hope after tonight you'll stop talking about her.

↳ charles_leclerc lowkey...jealous

↳ pierregasly i already miss the lando before he went to this concert.

↳ logansargeant american talent rahhh 🦅

↳ georgerussell63 haha she didn't talk to u.

↳ oscarpiastri don't tell me you caught my screaming during dont blame me.

↳ alex_albon so did you talk to her?

↳ fernandoalo_oficial i liked her song 'nonsense'.

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"Lando, great qualifying for you today." The interviewer spoke whilst Lando adjusted the microphone in front of him. "It seems you had a great summer break, and it helped you recharge for the rest of the season, we hope. The internet was crazy when they saw pictures of you," Lando laughed nervously, as he knew what was about to be said.

"Tell us, how was summer break. We of course know what happened, but what did you feel was good about the break?"

"Er, yeah." Lando adjusted his cap. "I had an amazing break, got to see the family. And my idol." The blush was recognizable on the Papaya driver. "Y/N L/N. I went to her concert in the UK, and it was an enjoyable moment." Lando knew if he went further, he would just ramble on and on about Y/N.

"But, did you get to interact with her?" This was the question that made the British's smile falter.

"No, I did not, unfortunately." If one dream (other than being in Formula One and winning a WDC) would to come true, it would be to even interact with you. You were his idol, the person he grew up listening to. From when you were thirteen and releasing country songs, changing to pop, and to this day he was forever your number one supporter. No other person would be able to change his love for you.

"I actually made a friendship bracelet with my phone number on it, and another one with the letters L, N and my racing number. Just to keep to myself. The one with my number was for me to trade with her." Lando chuckled. "I know she probably doesn't speak to people before or after the concert. I mean, singing for three hours-you have to save every ounce of your voice for that. At the time, I took it personally. But now, I got to understand."

"And if you were to say something to her right now, what would you say?" The interviewer asked again.

"Um..." Lando thought about his words carefully. "That she's my absolute daylight. And I hope one day she comes to a race."

"Thank you, Lando." The interviewer said, before Lando was off the camera and another driver took over.

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25 august 2024.

etentertainment

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etentertainment after mclaren's f1 driver, lando norris, expressed he went to y/n l/n's "the eras tour" but didn't have the opportunity to speak with her before or after the concert, the singer-songwriter has now been spotted at the zandvoort grand prix.

📷 : gettyimages

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user7 OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN

user8 I'VE BEEN WAITING ON MISS L/N TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT LANDO

user9 MISS MA'AM STARTED FOLLOWING SOME OF THE DRIVERS TODAY AS WELL

↳ user10 omg y/n in her f1 wag era 🫢

user11 she clearly is losing spotlight in the entertainment world so she has to seek help elsewhwere

↳ user12 i dont know maybe being the youngest artist to cover the top fifteen spots in the charts, sell out stadiums for her tour, is constantly being heard everywhere because of her songwriting or her songs in general all while still finishing her studies at university seems pretty successful to me but i mean, why would a thirty-year old man think that's more successful than sitting on a couch all day having something shitty to say about a woman who is thriving in life.

↳ user11 i work from the office.

↳ user13 dad, why are you fighting on the internet again.

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↳ maxverstappen1 no he fell to his knees mid-paddock when we were walking back to start the race

↳ user14 OMG Y/N IS IN THE PADDOCK?!

↳ user15 lando is seeing stars rn

↳ user16 he literally said in the interview yesterday after quali he wanted y/n to come to a race, AND HIS MF WISH COMES TRUE THE VERY NEXT DAY?

↳ yourusername awee where is he i wanna meet him 🫶

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maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 lando fell to his knees seconds after this picture was taken. checo tripped over him. y/n helped them up, and lando threw checo out so he could be the only one to hold y/n.

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landonorris no that was all you.

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yourusername

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yourusername oh look at that

tagged: mclaren, landonorris

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maxverstappen1 he actually made dinner good. it wasnt poisonous this time.

↳ landonorris i always cook well. you just don't like my impeccable classy taste.

carlossainz55 thank you for coming to zandvoort y/n i dont think i could've handled any more of lando's horrible cooking skills

↳ yourusername you all had yukitsunoda0511 ? isn't he the chef around here

↳ yukitsunoda0511 every one of them don't understand food. i'm unappreciated here.

↳ yourusername i appreciate you yuki 🥺

user17 i hope she gets close to the grid

user18 why do i lowk want her to date lando 🤭

↳ user19 girl we all do

charles_leclerc it was so nice meeting you, y/n!

↳ yourusername likewise, charles! but i think i liked your girlfriend better ;)

↳ alexandrasaintmleux im all yours babe

oscarpiastri it was fun meeting u or wtv

↳ yourusername lando sent me the videos and i will release them.

↳ oscarpiastri YOU WOULDN'T DARE.

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7 september 2024.

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tagged: maxverstappen1, yourusername, landonorris

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1 october 2024.

Another interview with Teen Vogue you were currently attending. It was a video for "Answering Fan Questions". The interview was going smoothly, until you got to a question that almost made you giggle.

How did you end up attending the Dutch Grand Prix this year? You laughed lightly, unable to hide the small blush appearing over your nose and cheeks.

"Yeah, I had the opportunity to attend a Formula One Race this year. It was very fun."

Did you know one of the drivers attended one of your concerts? One of the team members from the magazine asked behind the camera.

"Two drivers," you corrected before trying to divert the answer back to the initial question. "And yes I did know of their attendance. I didn't at the time of the concert, but when I did, I got a message from another driver. Max Verstappen." You hid your face in between your hands because you knew you were about to look like a bloated tomato.

"Um, yeah--and he messages me on Instagram. He's like 'Y/N' and 'please answer me', and sent about ten messages before I noticed the messages. So I text back and I say 'oh hi'," you mimicked a high pitch voice. "And he ends up telling me how devastated Lando was that he didn't get to talk to me. So because he, and the rest of the grid, were absolutely annoyed about Lando talking about me, he invited me to the Dutch Grand Prix, because it was also his home race." The smile couldn't be stopped from spreading on your face. "And of course I'm sure the world of F1 saw how Max and Lando reacted. One fell and the other was crying," you laughed.

"But yeah, it started as a favor to his mate. And now we're all a tight circle. I think I have discovered my found family."

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10 october 2024.

landonorris

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landonorris oh my god! she's insane! she wrote a song about me... on the piano!

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maxverstappen1 stop saying it. we get it.

↳ landonorris UH OH, OH NO, OH LOOK! i dont care

yourusername my number one supporter 😍

↳ landonorris since ‘09 baby 😘

charles_leclerc i helped her too

↳ landonorris um, am i supposed to thank you?

↳ user20 IM CRYUING

oscarpiastri can you both get off my timeline

↳ user21 remember oscuh, they both have blackmail material

↳ mclaren you're actually all about to traumatize him for life with these blackmail videos (we're gonna blast them at the next race)

georgerussell63 ew.

↳ yourusername shut up you literally are always all lovey-dovey-cuddly with carmie

↳ landonorris oh we also have blackmail of you and carmen

↳ georgerussell63 you are speaking with the blackmail ceo of f1, you know?

user22 AHH PARENTS FINALLY TOGETHER

user23 BEEN HERE SINCE KARTING LANDO SAID HE WAS A FAN OF Y/N

↳ user24 OMG SAME 😭

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12 november 2024.

yourusername

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yourusername oh, i'm falling in love. thank u for being my muse, little lando. labyrinth out tonight @ midnight in honor of your birthday, noodles <3

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pierregasly i cried.

↳ yourusername you screamed actually

↳ francisca.cgomes sent the video, babe 😘

lewishamilton so happy for you both

↳ yourusername i love you father

↳ lewishamilton go tell fernando that, i'm not that old

↳ fernandoalo_oficial yourusername hi lando didn't tell you but i'm a big fan

↳ yourusername i love you father <33

carlossainz55 lando was bold. he took a string with beads and was determined. i'll give him creds for that

↳ yourusername right like i had no faith in the man

↳ landonorris i can read the comments, you know

landonorris still starstruck but i love you so much

↳ yourusername i love you 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

↳ landonorris i dont like that emoji

alex_albon lily when are u writing a song about me

↳ lilymhe are the playlists i make with half of them including all of y/n's discography not enough for me to show you my love?

↳ user25 you're so real for that lily

logansargeant now that we're basically related, can you add more shows so i can go to a concert

↳ logansargeant oscar stop hacking my account

↳ oscarpiastri i didnt do that!!!

↳ yourusername staring at you like a damn hawk when you were typing and i got the notification. just admit u like my music is it that hard?

↳ landonorris i will catch him singing one of your songs. one day.

↳ oscarpiastri good luck.

↳ logansargeant soo are you adding any more shows?

idk maybe thinking of doing a small drabble of how oscar and lando were at y/n's concert? i feel like i built up that suspense lmao but hope u enjoy 🫶

tags: @ultraviolencesam , @topguncultleader , @peachiicherries , @towkstiles

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[bunnyclawzz]

Rex x Reader that isn't a fan of sex because they are scared?

Chat I felt this request so very deeply you don’t even KNOW. Intimacy issues are so real and so very frustrating, it hurts😓😓

Rex Sloan x Reader

Rex has always been far more experienced than you could ever imagine yourself to be. Intimacy is...scary. The touching, the vulnerability, the weird feelings-just the very idea of it had you dizzy and uneasy. All of that fear and uneasiness while dating somebody like Rex? You were just sure he'd get tired of your hesitance.

Even laying in his bed kissing him was pushing it a bit much. It was originally just a normal little hang out with your boyfriend- just sitting in bed together and watching a movie. That only lasted up until two characters on screen kissed, giving him the grand idea to turn over and kiss you. It was short and sweet at first, but it quickly became heated when his hands began to move on you. Simple, innocent touches at first; cupping your face, rubbing up and down your arms. It was when his hand wandered up your shirt when you suddenly got tense and stopped kissing him back.

Did he want to go further? Was he trying to get further? How far?! You knew it wasn't going to end well, what if he-

"Are you uh..you okay, babe?"

His soft words managed to pull you out of your whirlwind of thoughts, your eyes flickering up to meet his dark emerald ones.

"...What? Y-yea, I'm-" "No you aren't" he cut you off before you could try to finish speaking. "You got like, super tense, what's wrong?"

Then his hand slipped from your stomach and to your hand instead. With his hand off your body, you could finally form a coherent thought.

"I-I just..” you just stop and shrug. Would he even understand it? How would he, being scared of sex?! He’d surely make fun of you for this. You could feel your face reddened from embarrassment. Admitting this out loud was so much scarier than you originally expected

“I-I’m just nervous…th-this is like, so scary. Like..I can’t do it. I’m not ready for it!” You sucked in a deep breath. Your hands kept wiping and rubbing on your shirt in attempt to dry them from sweat. “I don’t..I don’t know when I will be ready for it..I-I’m so sorry, R-“

“Baby,” he finally cuts off your little rant with a soft murmur. His hands moved up to cup your face. His thumbs draw small circles on your cheeks, his big hands keeping you from looking or turning away from him.

“..I’m fine with it. I don’t care if you aren’t ready or just…don’t wanna have sex with me. I mean, I’m not gonna…I’m not gonna dump you ‘cause you don’t wanna sleep with me.” His voice was quiet and warm, a honeyed murmur could sooth all frights and doubts in your mind. “You thought I’d kick you to the curb cause of that?” He asked as a joke, snorting out a laugh when you nod vigorously.

“Well you’re wrong. I won’t do anything you’re not ready for or scared of. Hell, I’ll stop kissing you first if you want me to!” He happily suggested with a big grin on his face.

Your heart melts at his excitement to keep you from getting uncomfortable around him. “Rex, you don’t have to do that last part” you said between a soft chuckle. “Oh good” he said with an over exaggerated sigh, instantly moving in to kiss your forehead “I think I’d die if I didn’t get to do this at least twice a day” he whispered those last few words against your skin, kissing you once more before he pulled away with a soft smile.

“Let’s finish our movie”

[whokilledsamara]

well, since i asked for a dogday nsfw alphabet might as well ask for catnap as well lol

if that’s okay, ofc. i don’t want to be a bother 🥹

(love reading your writings btw !!)

CATNAP NSFW ALPHABET

a catnap x reader list. {an: heheh... why ofc.. hes got to be the sexiest one of all in my opinion ;3 also thank you for enjoying my fics, i try my best <3}

warnings! : oh boy.... hes quite the aggressive type. nsfw, obviously, HARDCORE sex. unlike dogday, catnap doesnt hold back. blood play, abuse kink, dubcon if you squint/somno, aggressive sex, MASSIVE dick. yes, you are still in the factory. this is pre-escaping. {for this one, catnap is bbi but built like dogday. not his "monster" form like in the game.} afab and amab. period sex mentioned. asphyxiation... augh.. hes sadistic..

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

unfortunately, little to no aftercare. catnap isnt one to care much. yes he loves you, but he doesnt find aftercare appealing. probably most he will do is clean you up and let you sleep on him.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he likes your ass. and thighs. likes sleeping on them. also if you're afab hes a big fan of your tits. likes kneeding them {hehehe cat biscuits}

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

much like dogday, he cums a lot. also due to his sheer size. not like he can get you pregnant anyways so almost always its a creampie. or your face if hes facefucking you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he wants to fuck you on your period

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

hasnt done it too much, but hes a quick learner. good at noticing body language so he knows what you like.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

any position where he can choke you. he likes to brink you on the edge of passing out but not quite enough to actually do it.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

very serious. not awkward at all. wants to hurt you and finds nothing funny in that {maybe a little bit due to his sadism}

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he doesnt care enough to keep up. obviously hes covered in fur, but theres a decent amount of fluff down there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he doesnt give a single fuck about romance. {VERY rarely and i mean that heavily, will he ever show even a hint of softness, but its there.}

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

when you arent there he does. hes a horny guy.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

blood play, knife play {claws}, abuse kink, impact play, petplay, etc

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his "room" as he calls it. but he also doesnt care where he does it. he will do it in the middle of the playcare if he wants to.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

hes a pervert, so basically anything that looks even slightly suggestive even if it isnt. or seeing you hurt yourself. {not sh, but like in general}

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

scat/vomit play. ew.. not much else he wont do.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

hes kinda selfish. he prefers receiving. nothing gets him off more than seeing you in pain trying to take him all in your mouth. he doesnt mind giving though, he has a rough, cat-like tongue, so its heavenly whether afab or amab.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

fast and rough. as expected.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

hell yea. he will do anything as long as he gets to nut.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

any risk, hes willing to take. doesnt care if it hurts you {okay maybe ha cares a little bit}. sadism....

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

stamina? never wears down. even though hes a generally sleepy guy, that doesnt mean he doesnt have a lot of stamina.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

nah, he IS the toy. doesnt need anything else. hes easily able to get you off.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

constantly teasing and edging you. if you try to tease him it will just piss him off. goodluck walking.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

not loud, does grunt and growl a lot. he wants you to be loud tho..

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

loves digging his claws in you, finds it so hot to mark you. also heavily into somno. i mean.. his whole motto is sleeping. {hes such an asshole i love him sm}

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

biiiggg boy.. kinda a given though. bigger than dogday, at 16 inches.. ouchie.. >.< {luckily hes nice enough not to force all of it in!!}

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

high, very high. tries to fuck you as often as he can, even when you are asleep, he doesnt care.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

if hes able to he does. but he doesnt necessarily NEED to, he just likes sleeping.

{sorry if this was too much or too graphic, just my personal headcannons. if you arent a fan of this lmk!!! i can easily make another one more mundane.}

{ made by @whokilledsamara }

[archie-sunshine]

to me, oviposition is a way to get the things i find hot about pregnancy without having the stuff with Implications or the stuff that gives me like. secondhand dysphoria. so i resonate with the element in your post of 'im never giving a robot kids but they can and will get eggs.' thumbs up

Yea, fetal pregnancy really reads as parasitic to me sadly. Like nothing against pregnancy, but in my head, the idea of having a baby is TERRIFYING

now eggs? puttin unfertilized eggs in there? shit yea. hell yea. big fan.

[chronicsyd]

honestly, I find it funny that the tiktok side of the Arcane fandom doesn't really know what "toxic" means because they'll scream about Caitvi until a ship like Caitbessa enters the ring and suddenly they're gasping and clutching their pearls

like guys I thought you were Wanting to talk about toxicity. What? Can't handle it when an Actual toxic relationship is brought up?

because I think my Hottest take is that Caitvi isn't as "toxic" as people like to claim that it is. oh it for Sure has it's problems, but honestly All of the big four (Caitvi, Jayvik, Meljay, Timebomb) have issues; that's really the whole Point of them, they're aren't frolicking in fields because No relationship is like that. (not to mention the Hypocrisy of Timebomb fans who will Bitch about Caitlyn hitting Vi with the gun and then Act like Timebomb have No issues whatsoever. "Well I've never hit my SO! that's not ok!" well I sure as hell Hope Not! I ALSO hope you've never Gleefully killed people that you're SO cares about while working under a Kingpin either. like these conversations with Jinx glazers are downright Stupid and y'all are Really starting to piss me off) ("But Timebomb doesn't have issues in Ep7!" oh you mean the AU where EVERYTHING in the plot changes so that Timebomb can even happen and be Relatively happy? THAT AU? like god Shut Up)

(and I'm gonna piss off All the Jinx glazers but it really Is Jinx's fault that Caitvi's relationship takes the downward spiral that it does in Act 1 of S2. yeah, we can throw Ambessa into the mix but really she just takes advantage of the situation that Jinx had already thrown into motion; if Jinx had left Caitlyn the hell alone after Ep7 (as in didn't kidnap her, the entire tea party scene didn't happen, and she didn't yk Kill her damned Mom) then Caitlyn would have been Relatively ok (like yea, being blown up twice and shot at is traumatic but doesn't really hold a candle to those other things). because what Caitlyn does in S2 is reactionary to how Jinx treated her back in S1)

and I've seen a lot of people bitch that "Caitlyn never gave Jinx a 'proper apology'" and I'm gonna say that Jinx didn't give Caitlyn one Either. because "I didn't know you're mom was there" was a sort of explanation/apology for killing her mom at Best but there was Nada about targeting her on Multiple occasions, Zip about kidnapping her butt ass naked from her own home, Zero about holding her hostage where god only Knows what happened during That, and Nothing about the Entirety of the tea party situation. like they were basically on a "we're even now" thing and I think Jinx is lucky that Caitlyn let her go at all (even if it really was for Vi's sake than anything else because Caitlyn knows how Deeply Vi cares about the ones that she loves)

Not to mention that to Caitbessa people will say the Dumbest shit like "Caitlyn's a 25 year old minor!" THAT'S NOT A FUCKING THING. like it's Definitely one of the more bizarre thing's I've shipped but as I mentioned in a post back in like November they don't fully play into the "surrogate family" thing that Silco and Jinx do which is why shipping Them feels weirder (we can also talk about how Silco found Jinx when she was like 11 and practically Raised her for 7 years meanwhile Caitlyn met Ambessa as an adult and she was more of a mentor than a mother to her and that only lasted 6 months And I mentioned that we really only saw the "surrogate" thing coming from Ambessa than anything else but besides the point) the Point is that comparing Caitbessa to Jilco is weird, doesn't make sense, and isn't "pdfilic" in the way that people over on tiktok claim that it is.

[theywantedplayer]

can i request “I can’t sleep can I stay here” with quinn plss!

MastersList

PromptList

You were invited to stay with the Hughes brothers for part of the summer. It was just the brothers, Trevor and you staying. Everyone had their own rooms but you lost rock paper scissors Trevor so you had to sleep on the coach. Trevor cheered when he beat you and the only person to pipe up was Quinn

“Come on man you're gonna let her sleep on the coach?” He pipped

“Hey she lost man, winner takes the room” He laughed taking his stuff up to the room

It was mid July and the heat was unbearable, You were just wearing your underpants and a small tank top. You were covered in sweat and there were no fans for you to use. You kept rolling around in bed tossing and turning, you had so many ice pack’s with you but they've just gone warm.

You found yourself getting up from the coach and walking around the lake house until you heard the sound of a fan. You walked slowly walked to find out where it was coming from. You were standing outfront of Quinns door, the sound of the fan was calling your name. You had to go in. you softly locked, not wanting to wake the others. At the sound of the knock the fan stopped and you could hear Quinns soft voice 

“What the hell do you want?” you heard him hush out.

You smiled knowing that Quinn probably thought You were one of his brothers.You slowly opened the door and winced at the loud sound of Quinn’s door creaking open.

“Could you be any louder dumbass?” Quinn snapped 

The first thing you  noticed was that Quinns room was cool, like cold cool. You  looked around the dark room and was able to see 1 big fan and a small air conditioner.

That.Son.Of.a.Bitch You thought

he's been hogging the damn cold air, Quinn rolled over so see you standing in his doorway closing the door behind you softly.

“I know im sorry” You apologized to him smiling shyly 

The quicking sat up in bed “No no it's fine was up? Are you ok?”  He asked whispering 

“Yea no no i'm fine” You babbled at him. You suddenly remember that You were only in my underpants and tank top. 

“I can't sleep, can I stay here?” You asked him shyly “It's just really hot in the living room and I couldn't sleep and now I find out you've been hogging all the cool air!” You whisper yelled at him gesturing around to the fans and air conditioner.

“You can't hog air”Quinn laughed at how you got all worked up. He noticed the first week of the trip that if you got too hot you got angry at the littlest things, he thought It was cute.

The fan was just on a bedside table at the end of his bed facing him. “You son of a bitch” you gasped seeing the fan. You turned on the fan and jumped onto the bed sitting against the headboard. You basically moaned at the feeling of the cold air on your face.

“How long have you had these?’ You asked your eyes still closed, wanting to take it all in.

“All summer” He answered honestly 

I turned to him in shock, opening my eyes, giving him a glare. “I've suffered for so long and you had these” I groaned “Your a monster”

Quinn just laughed at you “I couldn't risk them knowing,I'm not sharing this with my brother and Trevor’ He groaned

“No I get it” you answered. “Im staying the night in here, because I deserve it” 

Quinn and you  got comfortable in bed, not using the blanket because of the heat. “You can stay every time "He told you, He wants to lie, he wouldn't mind the girl he's been in love with sharing a bed with him for two weeks.

[supernova41st]

Pics/gifs that remind me of them

(Fnf x reader)

Warnings: zaza, I hate this word but tsundere, insults but you guys are big girls/boys/things you can handle it

A/n: I’m gonna post shorter hcs for a bit cuz I’m working on this one req that has a lot of stuff, anyways ik this is cringey wattpad shit but who cares. Enjoy <33

Darnell

This is before you two were dating btw

All he wanted to do was doodle a bit 😔

“Oo whatcha got in there?”

“None of your goddamn business..”

grab

“Why are you hiding these they’re so c..”

This man was practically glowing mauve

It’s okay, you were blushing too

“…I won’t tell anyone if you let me keep it.”

“I fucking hate you.”

“Really? Cuz this says otherwise”

“IT SAYS NOTHING”

No but actually, you stared at them almost everyday

It got to the point where you memorized them page by page

After you guys started dating, it became an inside joke that he was always embarrassed of

“Draw me like your French girls Darnell..”

“Oh my fucking-just-don’t remind me”

Once you tried drawing him and it def wasn’t up to his level of mastery, but he still loved it

He cut it out and hung it up on his wall next to his bed

Nene

You guys swap every now and then but she likes it more when you do it

“Y/n do me first plsplspls”

“Okay okay just as long as you take out your knives, I don’t want them to cut me again”

“That was one time 🙄”

“No nene, it was two times.”

Sometimes you’ll choose themes, like ocean or just a general color

You guys would get into funny arguments about the shades

“Nene this not purple that’s pink”

“It’s a mix of both!”

“The theme was purple so just do purple! It shouldn’t be a mix of anything 😒”

No wonder she always loses in dress to impress..

She would sometimes awkwardly zone out just staring at your eyes

(And if you have brown eyes and your eye does that one thing during golden hour, she’s immediately gone)

“…nene?”

“Yea?”

“The makeup.”

“Oh fuck, sorry”

You guys love face masks too

When she gets back from Ulta or Sephora she always brings something back for you

“Y/n guess what I got you!!”

“Lemme guess, another face mask”

“No! Sol de Janeiro scent 40!!”

“ gasp MARRY ME”

“OKAYY ^^”

Pico

(Big ass picture omg)

Guys, the makeout sessions.

Pico is an okay kisser when sober, but for some reason his tongue just gets ✨✨ when puffing that za

He loves going to his house, playing “doin’ time” by sublime in the background while making out with you on his bed

You guys have been doing it since your teen years

“Mom I need to go to my friends house to study”

“Okay hun just be back before 8:30”

Best studying session of your life

Sometimes you guys don’t even kiss, just 🍃 + cartoons

Or random convos, like really random convos

He’s not a fan tho

“You think the wind is ever trying to tell us something we don’t understand yet?”

“…I want you to stop saying odd shit.”

One time, he grabbed your belt to pull you closer and did his tango with the tongue

The butterflies you felt when he did that.

“Jesus fuck Pico..”

“What? Did you not like it? I’m sorry I just-“

“Do it again or I’ll kill you”

You guys were such horny teens

And it hasn’t settled down ever since

But since consent is sexy, you two never BOOMBAYAH’D while 🍃

“P-Pico I bet can kiss every freckle on that beautiful fffucking face of yours”

“You wanna bet? Giggle I’ll put 20$ on this table right now”

“Hell yeah, bring it on Ed Sheeran head ass”

Eventually your lips got tired

“Pico my lips are so tired now”

“Nuh uh, keep going”

“Hey you can’t tell me what to do, respect women!”

“Idc I’m sexiest now”

“I think it’s sexist”

“No, it’s sextile”

“…okay”

I don’t think he was with us at that moment

Bitch was seeing stars

[doukeshi-kun]

this is just not so unpopular opinion from me but i cant give a shit about bsd anymore tbh....... i'm getting bored at the current pace of the manga and the plot. i don't like the way the story is written right now. i do like their banters/yapping/messages/speeches about politics and war tho. i think it's an interesting read. but for a series that is full of fast-paced action, the manga is sure slow as hell. i feel like the monthly release schedule and pages for a chapter are dragging away the intensity and tension of the supposed action in the manga. one month is enough to forget the 'hype' yk?

as someone on reddit says: "my favourite thing about bsd are everything BUT the main manga" and i have never felt validated. while i don't follow the main manga on time or as hardcore, i still consider myself a fan. i think my favourite part of bsd is gaiden and nikolai. hell, i think i've been too fixated on nikolai that i am more interested in my fanon understanding of his character rather than what canon has shown us—not that they are ever enough

so yea, not really looking forward to further chapters that much. i don't even mind spoilers or anything. i see spoilers way before i read the chapter. i feel like the story goes downhill on recent chapters but i couldn't quite put a finger on it. but i can safely say, the next half of the DoA arc is really not doing it for me. there are good moments, yes, but they all passed by so quickly and somehow, i can see characters who have fallen (i.e. the 'dead') will return back alive and well and safe.

i still don't like how fyodor's ability is not actually having something to do with lethal touch. i genuinely think his 'actual' ability doesn't give Crime and Punishment its sense and grace in a way. i mean, nikolai's ability is The Overcoat and although i firmly believe his ability is not limited to clothes/coats, it's still shown that his cloak is a big part of his use of his ability.

and besides, lethal touch is threatening in its own way anyway... making fyodor to be an ageless immortal feels like taking away the humanization in him, if that makes sense? immortal who is pure evil? pfft haa classic villain in the marvel universe. an anemic human who has a deadly yet simple ability and managed to start wars around the world?

terrifying. intimidating. human.