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spaghetti-lunatic · 4 months ago
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heyyyyyy happy heart day!!! heres some... stuff
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whumpster-fire · 5 months ago
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Fuck you, City of Ur!
If you're dumb enough to buy a cartload of copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Ea-Nasir's Imported Metals!
Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!
That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!
Take a hike to Ea-Nasir's, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!
How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll turn you into a eunuch!
Only at Ea-Nasir's, the only merchant that tells you to fuck off!
Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you make a donation to the palace, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
Go to hell! Ea-Nasir's Metals: Sumer's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in Mesopotamia! Guaranteed!
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theorder6 · 7 months ago
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Babby's 2st post :) modern tech is infuriating, and it was either this or I write a manifesto.
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verysadpaper · 11 months ago
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maked
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months ago
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forgot to mention, last year i taught myself to crochet and i made a stuffed whale
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spamtennavil · 3 days ago
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cru5h-cascades · 9 months ago
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Immediately after this big run:
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the-ramshackle-prefect · 27 days ago
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Blank Room Soup
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circusofshrimps · 2 months ago
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Got so mad at my game last night so i drew Dick with little jaybins on his shoulders. (the catch is they both encourage him to kill the joker)
additional obligatory jaybin hallucination:
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after i drew these i read Joker the Last Laugh and promptly lost my mind
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raiverratz · 3 months ago
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If Dib had a YouTube channel he'd get like 20 views max and would only get hate comments
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deadscell · 2 years ago
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gatoburr0 · 1 year ago
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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r-aindr0p · 5 months ago
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Mini-rollo invasion : Diasomnia
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Anypov :
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Heartslabyul - Savanaclaw - Octavinelle - Scarabia - Pomefiore - Ignihyde
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verysadpaper · 1 year ago
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Puppet Trio
(NOT a ship I just think their dynamic is funny)
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maliciouscigarette · 2 years ago
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The sack of Rome, August 24th 410 CE, colourised.
Art by Psicochurroz
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sitruuna-art · 1 year ago
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guys i don't think we can put him on our back
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