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So I found this old thing, wasn't able to get a model of Zant helmetless but as we can see Zant and Shade are probably eye level with eachother
#hero's shade#bigass bitch#gigantanorstis#i cannot believe i let bitches in a zelink skype group tell me point blank thag there is no way oot link was over 6'5 because#APPRENTLY 7'0 was “too tall”#look at me now i made Timie 7'0 because Hero's shade is fucking massive and i think its funny and cool#always been a bigass bitch truther but i used to have them at 6'5 because i was like oh i dont wanna piss off these famous people by saying#they were wrong and they should look at thr model anyways either tp link is under 5'0 or that grown ass skeleton was the biggest milk#drinker in all of hyrule his bone is so strong
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So anyway I haven't seen anyone else mention the halo thing so... halo? Weird bracelet? "I have to interact with this to do the eye trick"?
I dunno but I'm into it. 10/10, would nap on.
#whb belphegor#what in hell is bad#I hope he's a scary bitch#also that hint of hairline implies a bigass forehead#I'm gonna bully him
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shoutout to artists who draw all the knights and soldiers from soulsborne games with big bouncy bara boobs and VOLUPTUOUS fucking asses AND draw them with their armor
#to that 1 bitch who drew the crucible knights with bigass dragon tails too i owe you everything#ive had to suffer through the trenches (skinny big booby malenia + marika)#but the treasure at the end of the tunnel is worth it#personal i guess#im gonna be real i can feel a migraine coming on and my mother got mad at me earlier. i am so tired#but CLEAR of HEAD
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#undertale yellow#showdown style art#shitpost#undertale yellow starlo#uty starlo#art#starlo CANNOT get bitches with them bigass cowboy boots 💀#twink ass
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(watching the new prime trailer) huh i wonder why that metal sonic variant looks so familiar-- (looks at my icon) oh. huh
#i am not immune to common robot character design tropes#lmaooooooo bigass robot screen forehead bitches#ferntext
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im gonna sleep soon but re: my last post- behold. one of my oldest ocs ever
#` ooc || move bitch im 𝙂𝘼𝙔 `#tbd.#( her name is kiki and i love her to death to forever JHBJDSBFJSD )#( also apparently ive always drawn bigass hair since the beginning so )#( sjdhfb )
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it's funny that in TVL, lestat describes marius' hair as white and then in every later book everyone's like "ha ha! no it's not white, it's just pale. really blond. is all' Always gets mentioned. and i think from this we can assume it is white and he got really butthurt about it being pointed out
#tvc#i still draw it straw blonde since visually i like that better#but imo bitch looks like a bigass eloi
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just finished the new fantasy high episode and havent seen anyone talk abt this so i wanted to say i am 100. one HUNDRED PERCENT sure. that fuckin fourdogs was at that party invisibly (the One And Only buttfucker to NOT make an obvious appearance?? rules-follower or no, i dont believe that for a SECOND) and that she stole the piece of the cloud runner that went missing, and that the moment of her swipe was the "something" riz missed on his check -- i also really *hope* it wasn't oisin that made those damn ice mephits (or "muffets" as my beloved drunk adaine christened them lmao) act up like that, but immmmm pretty sure thats exactly what was goin on since it wouldve given his party member advantage/an easier access point :/
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy spoilers#listen i was oisin to be good & real & nice SO BAD. HOT RIPPED TATTED DRAGONBORN WIZARD ??? PLEASE#but. im also a suspicious-ass bitch lmao#also wait ik they spelled his name without the accent on his character art#but doesnt the name oisin have an accent over one of the i's?? idk jack abt shit so i could be wrong ofc#in any case. i like the concepts behhind the ratfuckers as a party (*except buddy. seeing him made me feel fucking ILL lmao.) but#i neeeeeeed them to get fucking TROUNCED by the bad kids. i NEED it. theyd be so much more tolerable if they got briefly asswhooped#like i think after that they could TOTALLY be friends and work together. before that?? FUCK no lmfao#anyway. i love-hate fishykitty whatserbucket and i need to see her lose#i cant wait for the ratgrinders to meet the unstoppable force that is the bad kids bigass hearts#deciding to team up with local shitheads & therefore turning them into op allies by sheer force of will and love#its happened to ragh its happened to aelwyn it kiiinda happened with kalina (jury's still out but my fingers are crossed!!)#spring break i believe in them!!!#bee speaks#its happening yall. i try to keep my incomprehensible blorboposting to a dull roar but now that im fully caught up on d20 i fear i may start#going full pepe silvia trying to figure this out#i cant binge it all in one go and have it rot thru my brain like slow-eating acid to leak thru in a contained matter#waiting for a new episode every week means i have time to THINK
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wow!!! nothing better than watching your AO3 subscribers stat go down every time you post a new chapter of your current fic!!!
#/sarcastic btw. i am. Not happy about this recent development#Seven.txt#writing stuff#ao3#like. don't get me wrong i do understand why and i can't fault anyone and i'm not like.. Mad. but it does hurt a lil#but alas. tis the nature of creating and posting things. not everything's gonna be received well and that's fine#it does suck to see a fic i put so much time and effort and love and part of myself into flopping so hard#not because i wrote it for anyone's sake other than my own#but i'd be lying if i said i didn't want people to enjoy the things i create. that's like. a normal and common desire#and i think i maybe killed it before it could get going with how i tagged it and the bigass disclaimer at the beginning#i think those turn a lot of ppl off that might otherwise read and maybe even find that they enjoy it??#but i would rather over-warn ppl for the triggering and non-canon aspects than under-warn them and potentially trigger or upset someone#and i can't blame ppl that subscribed for some Other thing when they open their email and see a notif that i posted smthn#and it's a mile of upsetting/negative sounding tags for a fic abt a guy they either don't know or don't wanna see mischaracterized#and so of course they unsub and that's okay. it's okay.#anyways. enough bitching abt my fic not doing well. i don't have much room to complain!#most of my stuff is fairly well received imo. so i can stand to have a flop fic every once in a while. gotta balance things out lmao#the good thing is it's already fully written so the lack of engagement can't stop me!! there's no motivation to kill! it's done already!#anyways. i'll post a chapter a day as planned and then it'll be out of my system in a week and i can post other stuff again finally#next up will be an [N]MbD oneshot. then i'll finally post the Dew Ghost Band OCD fic. then another [N]MbD oneshot ehehe#and thennn ES Ch.5! fucking finally. i can't wait to continue that story#the Dew fic is a oneshot too btw. once AEIWNF is fully posted then the only multi-chapter project i'll have is ES. and that's Enough
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Guess who nearly cracked their skull open due to my family's neglect of our household utilities being broken🙃🙃🙃🙃✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
#our washing machine refuses to work properly so guess who had to manually wring out all of the laundry after 1h of trying to make it work✌🏻#and wringing out towels sucks. ass.#they kept creating a bigass puddle so I decided to rehang them over the bathtub in our bathroom#crashed the shower curtain rack because it couldn't hold the weight of the offending towels and nearly broke the drying rack#and slipped against the water that was there from me cleaning up the puddles and got there and narowly avoided a dying a pathetic death#fuck my family who refuses to fix it because 'it works fine enough' BITCH I HAVE AN EXZEMA BREAKOUT NOW#ughhhhhhhhhh#i am so angry#toxic family#dysfunctional family
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its been too long since i updated atbb and i also REALLY need to get working on my summer hw before school starts late this month. but also i kinda wanna start a new fic
#trousled rambles#i am laying facedown in the mud of my shitty driveway why cant my brain work correctly!!!!!!!!!#i have to write an essay and finish a whole bigass packet and read a book and figure out wtf to do with atbb still and jsut ghasgahHGGHGH#all i can think abt is karma's backstory. that bitch#i am once again requesting for someone to powerwash my skull please and thank you
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i slew TWO DRAGONS today with my BARE HANDS and i am ready to FISTFIGHT THE LORD ALMIGHTY
#in other words i finished two bigass assignments that were absolutely draining me#this is how i am going to address all classwork from now on#high on serotonin rn i beat the bitch#random bullshit
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God I hate my stupid fucking ADHD ass brain sometimes
#bitch! you had this bigass to do list this week and you are literally soooo close to being done#youve been killing it#WHY. in the last HALF HOUR OR SO of work to be done..... WHY ARE YOU DYSFUNCTIONING NOW??????#just PUSH bitch you are so close just DO IT
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now why they use that pic for the thumbnail.......
#nooticing#deebo/cmc#I NEVER LEFT BITCH!!!! RAHHHHHH#christian mccaffrey#and his bigass extension#49ers#nfl
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Losing my mind over people arguing on Twitter that alcohol needs to be labeled better to avoid misunderstandings and THIS IS THE MAIN EXAMPLE THEY ARE ARGUING OVER
#just admit y’all are stupid and can’t read and move on#at this point not reading labels is YOUR FAULT#what the fuck else are they supposed to do to make this more clearly alcohol#‘they need a universal label or colored tabs’#these dumbass motherfuckers would ignore those too!!!#when I buy the wrong thing at the grocery store cuz I’m not paying attention#I get mad at myself for not paying attention#I don’t get mad at the GROCERY STORE for labeling things properly and me being too lazy to read them#(except milk; those bitches need universal colors cuz they confuse me even when I DO pay attention)#god I’m literally losing my mind PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB#and then they bring kids into it and it’s like#PARENT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING KIDS#if you are putting alcohol in the shared fridge that your kid is allowed to get into whenever#you need to let them know that they are not allowed to have that particular item#I have never once in my life accidentally drank alcohol because I READ THE DAMN LABEL#GOD#‘everyone will look at this and see coke zero’#I don’t drink Coke Zero why would I think that’s what it was????#and no the fuck they won’t!!!!#cuz it clearly reads JACK DANIELS on the top in BIGASS MOTHERFUCKING LETTERS#the MOST WELL KNOWN ALCOHOL BRAND#I don’t drink alcohol often and I fucking hate whiskey but *i* know what this is!!!!#sorry I’ve been mad about this for like two hours lmao I needed to rant
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oh christ i forgot about ainsam. drunken cleric my beloved
#ainsam zikka#a very badly spelled german 'lonely bitch'#(einsam zicke)#HES SOOOOOOOO#i stole him from elsword and made him my own character. unfortunately i never QUITE figured out which deity would apply to him#cuz in elsword ainchase is like literally a godsent angel tagging along with the party to fix continuity errors#and I didn't want to finagle that so i wiped his memories and made him a cleric#his Background TM is that his old party entered a dungeon crawling with mindflayers#he got hit with Dominate Will or some similar spell and killed his entire party including his boyfriend#when he came to he'd barely been rescued by a different party who destroyed the dungeon instead of resurrecting ain's group#he couldn't bring any of them back and couldn't bring himself to join the new party#so he found a village in need of a priest and started drinking to forget#his signature gimmick is to declare holy ground for him to then pass out in so he can't be disturbed#his equipment is old and in need of repairs - his pendulum and armors were a gift from the old party that he refuses to get rid of#oh yeah his casting medium is a bigass steel pendulum lmfao. its technically got spikes. it has an enchanted eye in the middle of it#i gotta dig him back up he was SO FUCKING FUN
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