#bildad jokes

[bil-daddy]

HEY BILDADDD I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY OLD ACCOUNT, I'M INEFFABLEGAYS13 😭

Hi @ineffablegays13 @dinocam13, I'm @bil-daddy

[snekboisworld]

I find it extremely funny that the entire Good Omens fandom is absolutely in love with Bildad the Shuhite for seemingly no reason. Can one of you please tell me why we love him so?

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[insanity-laughs-under-pressure]

David Tennant is up for a BAFTA and I think we all know who we need to thank.

[beebopboom]

we all just bonded over what the final 15 put us through huh?

[ronithesnail]

[picturesquelyperfect]

Happy Halloween from Bildad the Shuhite! Need any shoes?

[martianbugsbunny]

Midwife? Nah babe he's a perfect 10

[ennas-aesthetic]

He looks like he'd keep your complaint tablets for decoration of that one time he sold you bad copper ingots.

[fellshish]

Yes i am bisexual. Short for bildadsexual

[sentientsky]

Neil Bildaddy??? on Shuhite Sunday??

[sad-sad-gay]

when i say I'm genderfluid i mean my gender is whichever character/person i get an ungodly amount of gender envy from in the media i am currently consuming

[mommyashtoreth]

Pussy from a guy who longs to destroy the blameless children of blameless Job. Just like he destroyed his blameless goats

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[bil-daddy]

Happy pi day 🥧

Happy ides of march 🔪

(I would've turned ceaser into an ox rib, though. instead of a bloody salad)

[goatbeard-goatbeard]

Sitis, my dear, this person was looking for the children.

Why? Who are you?

Just an old friend, here to offer some comfort.

What “old friend”?

You tell me.