#bill the drill

[annimoose]

Yall

[lynnical]

Ok so, I haven't seen anyone, let alone Alex Hirsch, talk about this but the 'Dreamscaperers' episode was absoutely inspired by/named after the 1984 sci-fi movie 'Dreamscape, right?

The movie is all about going into peoples heads on a mission to save/help them. Gravity Falls has a bunch of Sci-fi movie references, after all, so I would be really shocked if this wasn't one-

[whinlatter]

‘Anyway, enough about me.’ Bill claps a hand on her shoulder. ‘What’s this I hear about you getting kicked off the Quidditch team?’

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[wolfpants]

a room with a view in the flowering city | bill/draco

Rated E | 1k | Kinkuary day 17: Wax Play Tags: EWE, friends with benefits, power imbalance (draco is bill's mentee), background non-exclusive drarry, bill is going through a divorce, comfort sex, Athens, Cairo, masochistic tendencies (Draco), bisexual Bill, experimentation, mentions of erotic asphyxiation, mentions of restraint, mentions of erotic spanking, rimming, face sitting, wax play, switching Thank you so much to @basicallyahedgehog for the beta!

When Draco materialised in Bill’s Cairo office last month, he’d been pink-faced and irritated, the collar of his linen shirt damp with sweat. 

“He’s your mentee,” Bill’s boss from the bank had barked through the Floo after Bill sent Draco away. “Bring him back right this instant, you’re looking after him for the next twelve months. No arguments.”

It hadn’t been as painful as Bill had been anticipating. 

Draco is good. He’s intelligent, diligent, instinctual. Leave him with an ancient tome for a couple of hours and he’ll get absorbed in it and return with answers Bill is often too impatient to find. 

They work well together.

And the sex is fucking phenomenal too.

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wolfpants @kinkuary '23 masterlist

day 1: accidental arousal (ron/scorpius) | day 2: gloryhole (harry/scorpius) | day 3: medical play (dron) | day 4: genderbend (sirius/draco) | day 5: cnc (deamus/harry+drarry) | day 6: begging (drarry) | day 7: somnophilia (charry) | day 8: intercrural (sirius/harry) | day 9: hair pulling (scorbus) | day 10: fisting (ronarry) | day 11: roleplay (drarry) | day 12: first time (teddy/scorpius) | day 13: dacryphilia (dralbus) | day 14: fabric play (charlie/draco) | day 15: possessiveness (dron) | day 16: size kink (sirius/drarry) | day 17: wax play (bill/draco)

[irregularbillcipher]

thinking about the second part of this answer coming from someone who grew up in a caste and eugenics worshipping society like flatland is so *puts my head in my hands*

[gggafie]

Welp.

I need help.

I've currently made 4 new versions of Bill.

(You can ask them on my Entity Blog if yall want to.)

[spacedustpan]

Hey

Guess what time it is!

Did you guess Bad Internet Bills Reblog Hour?

Congratulations! 🎊🎉🍬

[shewantsitall]

Any one kid in any one school in any one district in any one state in this country is worth more than every single fucking gun there is and I'm going to need my home state's clown of a governor to start acting like he has two braincells to rub together to understand that with.

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

California law banning new drilling near homes, schools heads to voters after oil pushback

BY LINDSEY HOLDEN AND STEPHEN HOBBS

A California law banning new drilling near homes, schools and hospitals will head to voters after an oil industry-backed referendum qualified for the November 2024 ballot.

The Secretary of State’s Office announced on Friday the campaign challenging Senate Bill 1137 had gathered enough signatures for a ballot measure.

Gov. Gavin Newsom signed the measure in 2022, and it went into effect on Jan. 1. It prohibits the state from approving new oil and gas wells within 3,200 feet of hospitals, schools and homes. It also requires existing wells to meet certain health, safety and environmental standards in the future.

The California Independent Petroleum Association (CIPA) said in December that it spearheaded the referendum effort. The group reported collecting more than 978,000 signatures.

“Senate Bill 1137 threatens the livelihoods of over 50,000 hardworking Californians and forces the state to rely on more expensive, imported foreign oil that is completely exempt from California’s strict environmental laws,” CIPA CEO Rock Zierma said in an emailed statement.

The bill was part of a package of environmental laws pushed by Newsom and faced strong industry opposition before it passed in August.

“Greedy oil companies know that drilling results in more kids getting asthma, more children born with birth defects, and more communities exposed to toxic, dangerous chemicals,” Newsom said in a statement. “But they would rather put our health at risk than sacrifice a single cent of their billions in profits.”

The initiative is the latest industry-backed referendum to qualify for the November 2024 ballot. A campaign against a law creating a California fast food council meant to improve conditions for workers also gathered enough signatures to appear before voters.

[make-a-little-mischief]

So how do you feel about Jerry? What do you think when you see him? What does he evoke in you?

Me: Read the hat

📷 thank you to @lovejl12 😊

[fingertipsmp3]

I think one of my wisdom teeth is coming in and like. Can It Not

[mrdrhenwardhykle]

Here's the collection of the different types of commissions and their prices.

Here's some examples as well!

$25 B&W sketch commission no background

$45 sketch with color, a minimal background and no shading or rendering

(you can choose to not have a background, it's not required)

$95 Illustration with color, background, shading, but not fully rendered

$150 fully detailed and rendered colored illustration

[stilllcanttdecide]

I couple of days ago my friend and I were in math class together and they were drawing Bill when all of a sudden the fire alarm rang and we had to evacuate the school 😭 and I got in trouble for laughing so hard at the fact that the fire alarm rang while my friend was drawing Bill because he literally killed his entire race with fire

[wolfpants]

I am slowly becoming more and more obsessed with Bill/Draco and have you to thank for it. I just really love the appeal of it, and also the hilarity? The Weasley's reactions? HARRY'S REACTION? Please. Do you have any thoughts or HC about this ship? Much love xx

You have me to thank for it? Oh anon, you flatter me 😘😌

I think Harry might vaporise on the spot if he caught Bill and Draco at it, quite frankly. That's my first thought when it comes to this ship. and he could join in

Some other observations:

Draco talks a lot. Bill doesn't. Except in bed. Bill's the talker and what comes out of his mouth is like, the filthiest, most eloquent, thoughtful, and often scathing dirty talk you've ever heard.

Bill is obsessed with Draco's hair (aren't we all?). And he might convince him to grow it long.

On a more serious note, I think they'd have quite a lot of trauma to work out together, given what happened to Bill and how it happened. I think that could make a delicious, complicated, tender, and fraught dynamic.

As well as good romantic/sexual partners, I think Bill and Draco work really well as colleagues. Bill's more pragmatic, but Draco isn't afraid to take risks if he thinks the end goal is worth it. I can see them being excellent partners in crime.

LASTLY: VAMPIRE!DRACO AND WEREWOLF BILL AU goodbye

[breadstickposting]

bnha would be so much better if they just like. showed them doing normal school things.

[intoxicatingimmediacy]

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