#blame coyote

[bigmoon-is-bigwife]

I love horribly wrong Ros is. Like genuinely I can't stop laughing at how she cannot seem to grasp that people get upset when you kill them. Not once does it ever cross her mind that maybe she's in the wrong. She just laments about how she wishes she was allowed to kill more people and then gets so offended when anyone calls her a murderer. Her whole response to Lukey is basically feeling that he's being overdramatic about being brutally murdered and threatened and that it's unfair to her to face the consequences of doing that to him. It's iconic. <3

[susanoos-wife]

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Every time I see a coyote in the neighbourhood I’m like HELL YEA!!!!! WOO YOU GO FUNKY LITTLE ANIMAL

…and then I remember the neighbour’s cat lives outside at night

[urban-fleabag]

I'm feeling so shifty today I've almost completely lost touch with my humanity

EDIT: SHIFTY NOT SHITTY....

[polarades]

Leashed Coyote

[thegoreydimise]

Me when I'm not taking my meds consistently:

I am not allowed to listen to anything but Will Wood

[basilsimp43]

Harribel: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Starrk: It was autocorrect.

Harribel: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Starrk: Yes.

[bigmoon-is-bigwife]

I'm still reeling at the fact that this ball was recreated just for Ros and it ended with her being killed in the crossfire of two of her closest friends. She trusted both Pangi and Sneeg so much and both of them swore to never hurt her and they were what killed her. It's actually so tragic

[karda]

i think about time loops with joy and madeline a lot.the idea of it permanently changing and mutating someone's body. joy's bruises/scars stop healing correctly . dormant genes of animal traits developing out of nowhere. hes a coyote. becoming intertwined with death after playing with it to much. their face looks the same as it did before but his hair doesnt grow as fast and the wounds on his hands are forever fresh. burning up on the inside with missing time. madeline cant get the grass to stop clinging to her

[deathbysports]

it's not that arizona is a bad hockey market (it's not the greatest, but it's not exactly bad either). it's not that hockey doesn't work in the desert (the golden knights exist). it's not that the coyotes don't have fans (they do). it's not that the fans don't like the coyotes (their attendance sucks, that's for sure, but that's not the main reason they're relocating). it's not that the coyotes are just a bad nhl team (they are but that's not why they're relocating at all!) it's that alex meruelo is a terrible owner that should never set foot in the nhl again, and that this probably could've been prevented if gary bettman hadn't fuck things up and actually stepped in sooner and actually HELPED THEM. Also, this is more than just a relocation. These are people who might end up losing jobs, these are players and staff who are probably stressed right now. This doesn't affect a city or a team, it affects the people involved too. (And on a slightly harsher note, if you think this is something to celebrate or something to meme about, please go fuck yourself).

[seeyouspacecoyote]

[cartoonghosts]

pacing emotionally like a caged dog over here. Im spending too much time inside and im kind of losing it again

[bebsibby]

Did you know? If you keep your cats inside they won't be subjected to the horrors of the outside world

[mmaaxxmillion]

I think that ecologically coyotes have become a real mproblem due to poor population management. We now have populations in city centers post covid and they’ve expanded rapidly across the US. I love coyotes and don’t blame them for being how they are. Short term culling is a good method for farms and farmers with no option.

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

[littlepuppers]

i really want to go camping. just a nice, solo camping trip to relax and have time to myself :)

I’d wake up and make breakfast, hike up to a different spot, start a fire and forage for a bit, draw or carve something, and setup camp for the night.

i have one pair of pjs with me and my sleeping bag for the night because i don’t have to worry about anyone judging what i wear or asking me for a spare blanket. So i packed just a pair of booty shorts and a smallish tank top. it’s just basic undergarments, nothing fancy, and i would be pretty embarrassed if anyone knew i wore these drabby clothes to sleep.

after i make a cup of sleepytime tea and wait for the fire to die out, i snuggle up in my sleeping bag. it’s a bit chillier tonight but i don’t have any other clothes to wear on top of this since i only brought my pjs and my stinky hiking clothes.

whatever. i drift off to sleep and dream of watching shooting stars falling around me, so pretty. as they crash onto the ground around me i feel the heat from them on my skin. it’s getting warmer, but i also really feel it on my cheeks. like i’m flushed or blushing. i watch the stars spark into flames and die out into embers.

animals start to surround me. deer, rabbits, foxes, and coyotes. they all come up around me and start sniffing my face and body. they start licking my face and neck, i giggle trying to push them away, it tickles. one of the coyotes that’s licking my stomach starts traveling down toward the hem of my shorts. woahhh haha, watch out buddy, i tell him.

Obviously not understanding english, he nudges his snout under the hem and takes a lick on my parts. i push his head away harshly and sit up. Immediately im pushed back down by the other animals and a huge buck comes and steps on my hair and arms so i can’t move.

i know this is a dream but how am i not waking up already???

a rabbit comes and starts pulling my shorts down, the coyote comes back and nudges his snout between my legs, i scream and try to close them but he turns and bites one. fuck, that felt real.

He goes back and starts licking, hesitant at first, just seeing how it tastes i guess. since foraging and meal prepping the smart and healthy way, ive only packed like fruit and stuff so obviously it probably tastes like really fucking good. at least that’s all i can assume from him diving in, licking deeper and deeper. fuck her tongue is fucking huge. it goes in and out fluidly. the slick sounds filling the air along with my whimpers and the other animals breathing and chirping and whining.

i feel it building up in my tummy, something molten. fuck, this is the weirdest wet dream i’ve ever had.

all of the sudden, his tongue dives insanely deep and curls into one of my spots. I wake up with a gasp and shaking through an orgasm. letting out a loud screaming moan, my eyes shoot open as i feel it curl inside me again.

WHAT THE FUCK

a tall dark figure is above me, my sleeping bag is unzipped and this persons hand is between my legs, his fingers curl inside me again. i scream, grabbing his arm and trying to push him away and get his fingers out. he plunges them deeper and uses his other hand to wrap around my neck and push it to the ground, holding it there.

i try to scream but can’t with my minimal airway, so i struggle and whimper, squeezing and trying to tear his arm away from my neck but it won’t budge. his fingers are still thrusting in and out of me, sometimes slowing down to explore and prod at my spots. i really cant help but shiver from the stimulation and orgasm from earlier. but who the fuck is the guy and how did he get in here and find me?!?

he finally speaks, moving his fingers to slip out a bit. “you weren’t this wet the whole time darlin’, my friend had to help you out to start, could barely get him off’a you. but i can’t blame him…” the dark figure takes his fingers out slowly with a shhlickkk sound, putting them up to his mouth, “…because you sure do taste fucking heavenly.” he leans to the side so i can see behind him something moves, a fucking dog. what the fuck. i thrash and whimper. “don’t fucking move. he bit you once, he’ll do it again.” I freeze, the bite, the dream, fuck it was all real.

the dog starts whining and tries to come up to me but the man pushes him back. he pushes his fingers back into me and starts moving them again, fuck i’m so overstimulated it almost hurts. “fuck, he’s eager. do u mind if he goes for a second course?” “fuck you,” i strain out. he opens my legs barely and the dog jumps over me sniffing and licking as deep inside as he was in the dream. fuckkk this is horrible i could get a disease or something, he needs to stop licking at my fucking spots it’s really too much.

the pressure starts building again. oh no, no no no no. please god i can fucking cum on a dogs tongue. opposing to my thoughts, my body gets closer and closer and- he stops. i freeze and tears start flowing from my eyes. from relief his contact from me is gone and because my body is so worn out now.

SHITT, something scrapes at my hips, the dogs paws, what the fuck is going on?? “sorry darling, he needs a little help, do you mind?” the man takes the pillow out from under my head and harshly lifts my hips, placing it underneath. he takes his hand off my throat finally, i gasp for air and can barely speak through my damaged vocal chords, “fuck you asshole.” “uhh yeahhhh i won’t, but he’s about to.” he nudges the dog forward. the man stuffs my shorts into my mouth so i can’t scream. how the fuck is this happening.

the dog immediately scratches at my hips again and starts rutting his hips toward me. FUCK NO. i thrash around but feel something poke my neck. it’s the man holding my wood carving knife i. his hand against my neck. “move, and I’ll fucking slit your throat.” tear start flowing from my eyes. how did i ever get in this position. i feel something scortching start to poke at my entrance, fuck please no please please please no…

the dog edges toward me more and suddenly plowing himself so deep inside me, how the fuck did i think doggy dicks were small??? this feels fucking huge, it fucking hurts. he’s thrusting in and out and an inhumane pace. his huge red doggy part pushes every single one of my spots and i can’t think anymore, i can’t even move. it’s like he’s going through me i can almost feel it in my stomach. he starts growling and i feel it get bigger. no way, this dog is not gonna knot me. please god. he can’t fit it in thank god.

“aw cmon buster, you can do better than that,” the mysterious man says before pushing the dogs backside against me and i feel it force inside me FUCK.

fuck that’s huge, i can’t fucking move because i think im gonna break. help please someone help me god…

i feel it. the flooding of molten liquid filling me. all i can do is whine through this soaked through fabric. i’m such an idiot for getting myself in this stupid situation, for not bringing a gun, im so stupid. there’s nothing i can do now except stay still while this dogs huge knot presses on my spot and his cum dumps into my cervix. i feel it dripping out. all over my sleeping bag and the floor of the tent. “how’d that feel hun? seems buster loved it, did you?” he takes his finger and wipes from the base of the dogs cock, bringing the liquid up to my mouth and smearing it all over my lips. i feel it leak down into my mouth and i’m utterly repulsed.

the dog breaks away with a POP and my legs and hips and whole body goes lax. the man chuckles and puts his hand down there again. oh no please don’t, and he doesn’t. instead, he scoops up the dogs cum and pushes it back into me. “good girl keep it in ok? the scent of it will help him track you down again.” i groan weakly and my vision begins to go blurry. the last thing i see is him throwing a stick outside the tent and the stupid dog running off after it to fetch.

fuck camping.

[bigmoon-is-bigwife]

Ros has become what people feared Clown would do on the realm, the bloodlust and random killings. This isn’t even the student surpassing the master since Clown has reasons for killing and doesn’t enjoy killing weaker people for no reason so he keeps in mind everyone’s health and armor values while Ros is just unrelenting bloodlust with no sign of stopping. Clown come back to the realm and teach Ros some self control and how to pay attention to health bars because Sneeg isn’t doing it

Yeah Clown has never killed someone on the server who wasn't asking for it and has always seemed very careful even when he's messing with people. When he and Baghera were messing around he gave her a LOT of leeway and waited until it was clear she didn't care before he actually ended up killing her and she could very easily avoided her death. Ros I just don't think ever learned to pay attention to that stuff because she doesn't even watch her own health most of the time. She needs to be more aware in general I think but it really sucks when the consequences fall onto other people and they have a right to be upset with her. Honestly I think after this Sneeg may give her tips of how to be more careful. At least I hope so. This is the first time Ros has killed someone from Yellow (other than Owen) and so this is a genuine problem because for once it wasn't even an "enemy". Like before Sneeg just blindly supported Ros killing people because he had no context other than Ros is often pushed around but there is no defending this one. She also feels incredibly guilty so I hope this was a wake up call for her. She is a lot stronger and more dangerous than she realizes and she needs to take that into account because she's on her way to becoming like Bad in terms of accidents. Except usually with Bad's accidents he knows and acknowledges the risk while Ros just seems to be fully unaware that she's a genuine threat.