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reflectionsofgalaxies · 4 months

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god fucking damnit

#thought my other rambling post had got it out but apparently not #why do i miss her so much my chest hurts?#it’s been over ten years since i hugged her for the last time #did i get closure? kinda #did it that closure make me entirely reevaluate what our friendship had actually meant to me?#you bet it did!#i was so fucking blind and such a horrible friend #we both did such incredibly shitty things #but there’s not a shred of doubt in my mind that we really did love eachother #we were just young and idiots and had so much to learn #sometimes i wish i’d met her later on #once we’d done that growing already #but i would have been a different person if i’d never met her then #and i don’t know if we would have connected as they people we would have been later on #hell if i met her again now i have no clue if we’d even have anything in common #except shared history. shared pain. love maybe.#not the same kind as before obviously #just the love you have for a person that you’ll never stop caring about #a person who crosses your mind and you send a little thought their way hoping their week is going well #a person who holds a dusty little corner in your heart #a warm one though #like a corner by the hearth #a little smudged with soot and drips of candle wax from the mantle #UGH #yes i’m being wildly fucking melodramatic #blame the fucking hormones #i’ll be normal again in 3-5 business days #personal

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violet-phoenix-nebula · 29 days

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I had the time of my life

Fighting dragons

With you

Nobody ask me why I did this (because I have no fucking idea either)

#joe biden #kamala harris #vote kamala #kamala 2024 #vote harris #harris walz 2024 #president biden #biden harris #swifties for harris #taylor swift #long live #can I blame crying on pregnancy hormones even though I don't have a uterus?#dnc 2024 #dnc #joe biden dnc #i seriously have no fucking clue why his speech made me start crying #and i have nothing to blame it on either #this is stupid

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uhbasicallyjustmilex · 11 months

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miles via ig stories 31/10/23 🤍

bonus:

#those hands were made to play the piano okay #fucking look at him?? 🥺#i'm going to blame being overly hormonal today but this may or may not have reduced me to the verge of tears #he just pours his heart into everything he does 😭#stupid amounts of love for him 💗#miles kane #miles gifs #omb era #my gifs #lulu posts

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saetoshis · 4 months

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ur tags are so hilarious i love the laughter keyboard smash so much 😭😭😭 never change! but that’s not what i came here for. i visited you bc i so desperately want to talk about hoshina from kaiju no.8 bc i’m nearly incomprehensible. i just caught up anddddd…….i had to brace myself. he is sooooo giving brat tamer, maybe even hard dom, lotssss of sadist energy but i also love how unserious he is pls my toes are curling

LMFOAKALALALA RIGHT 😭 HOSHINA BRO DONT GET ME STARTEDJAKALALALAA HES SO BRAT TAMER STFU STFUSTFU💓 SADIST ENETGY IS SO REAL BRO HIM IN THE MANGA IS EVEN HOTTER ..

#IM NUTTING #💓💓💓#LMFOAJLALALAAAAAAJAJAA #HES SO FUCKIGNNHOT #BROOOAOAOALALALA im tryna ride so hard #its ovulation week dont blame me brotha its the hor #HORMONES #👹👹#nyways #I FUCKING LOVE U #KSKALALA UR SO REAL #MAY THE HOSHINA CRUMBS KEEP OUR TIPS STICKY FOREVERR N ALWAYS AMEN 🤞🏼#[‹ moshi : moshi? ›]#soshiro hoshina #kaiju no. 8

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krebs-gorlon · 1 year

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Listen, If 16 year old me, who was obsessed with skinny emo boys that were so thin their veins bulged out of their arms, knew that this is what I found attractive on a carnal level now, she would have a brain aneurysm

#mike stoklasa #listen I don’t understand why but I’m just going to blame it on hormones or something idk #rlmblr #ao3 has given me brain rot is2g #if any of my irl friends read this I’m so fucking sorry #I’m not even going to tag any other rlm tags

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dont-offend-the-bees · 4 months

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Fuck I hate being an adult. I need a more adult adult to help with the volatile emotional situation.

#I've sort of made a new friend? Like we met at the same art group and he's also trans which was like pleasantly surprising in our small town #but like. We have Differences Of Opinion #and it's not totally his fault because it sounds like he's had a Lot of bad shit in his past that's obviously made him wary and closed off #but like. He's slightly older than me (only 4 years) and keeps blaming a load of his problems on other trans folks?#like you know the type. The like 'all these nonbinary/other identities the kids are doing are complicating shit'#the 'it hurts to see people younger than me inc. kids get hormones thrown at them when I still can't get 'em' (which... yeah not even true)#and he's told me himself he doesn't engage much with the queer community bc it's too 'toxic'#and like. I can absolutely understand why he could've had some bad experiences esp. since he has some mental health shit going on #but he wants to be friends bc he doesn't know anyone else going through the medical shit and it's like. Yeah no shit you don't?#you decided the community you'd find them in is toxic? and that people in them are doing being trans wrong?#and I think if he was just some guy online I'd like roll my eyes and ignore him #but he's a real person in my vicinity and I feel fucking bad for him #and I can see how much self loathing he has and how much that probably informs the bullshit #like he told me he thinks that trans men and cis men are fundamentally different categories and trans men will never be cis men #but not in a 'the experiences are just different and come with different perspectives way'#in like a self defeating way. Like a I just have to settle for being a trans man way.#and it made me SO SAD #like bro #I'm so sorry for whoever the fuck made you feel like you're fighting an unwinnable battle #and I want to be a friend to him. I want him to feel like there's other queer people out there and there's friends and hope #but also I genuinely could see him being the kind of person who would get really angry at you for no fault of your own #like I already get the distinct feeling he resents me a little #like obviously not too much since he still wants to hang #but he's been trying and failing to get HRT for years and I got it super quickly basically by sheer luck/a doctor who looks out for me #like I'm so fucking lucky. And I just genuinely feel like he's the kind of person who might take that personally.#I just do not think I have the fucking. Emotional tool kit to salvage this shit #But I also can't exactly text him and say sorry I don't think we should hang out so. What do.#.....I wasn't even LOOKING for a new friend! I have enough friends!!! I wanted to make clay faces and look at pretty buildings dammit!!!#now I have to be the emotionally mature one who goes hmmm maybe let's not blame other depressed trans kids for our problems buddy #I'm just gonna have to be like. Upfront about my stance and if he doesn't like it well he doesn't have to hang out with me

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catalina-kachie · 5 months

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Every single adult in the world has a story from their life that would break your heart and leave you sobbing and we all just have to keep living our lives as if life isn’t the most bizarro-ass shit. What the fuck

#what’s that thing like ‘nobody has ever met a fully sane adult human being’#anyways I’m thinking about my grandparents and my cousins rn #I almost can’t blame John for converting to Mormonism with the fucking life he’s had #I don’t know how Amanda was even walking at the funeral. I would’ve been completely numb #my grandparents? how #how do you preside over your own newborn daughter’s funeral #how do you get up and go to work after your husband buried your daughter before you even got to see her #how to you bury another daughter less than forty years later #sorry I’m emotional rn don’t worry about it it’s my hormone cycle and lack of meds probably #katie shut up

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wysteria-clad · 3 months

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I just adore the softness of humanity

#i still believe humans are inherently good #they are silly #they are wholesome #they fuck up and try their best #they help and care for others #they have unique ways of expressing themselves #they are just cute #I'm tearing up on a sunday morning #blame my hormones #tmi #personal (?)#text #delete later

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whoreishghost · 5 months

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read the notes from my drs consultation where i talked about weight gain and loss of appetite and my dr was like 'cld it potentially be the testosterone?' GIRL! ive a be on t for 5 yrs and b wld not have lost my appetite if it were t, t made me hungry as fuck in the beginning what?

#kankum #why do they blame fucking everything on ur hormones #fuck

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ask-ursa-tonypeter · 8 months

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[fic: first contact/wicked love] WL!Tony: if Peter had transformed into a sweet alien sex monster and THEN revealed that he wanted to fuck you and love you forever, would that have been better/worse?

I-- what? What?

…Better?

#fic: wicked love #wicked love: tony #fic: first contact #KIND OF??#prompt: multiverse #ursa interlude:#first off this is the funniest fucking question thank you #second #he is interpreting this as 'the aliening happened at LEAST before the gala sex'#and thus the 'better???' is through the lens of 'at least peter wouldn't have been in his right state of mind when he did it'#obviously he would not ACTUALLY prefer that peter be an alien sex monster.#but. emotionally if not logistically.#'I can blame this on alien sex hormones' is a little less complex.

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kylos-starlight · 8 months

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Hm, well..that's a new development 👀 never thought that would happen...this gave me whiplash

I'm sitting here like !?!?!?!? HULLO!?

#something something a certain attraction towards Ben has happened something something- What #hi? I'm new to this what do I do!? oh gods!#what's it called again? Sentual Subtraction? oh no...oh yeah thats right...fuggin s*xual attraction WHAT THE ASSHATTERY!?#im blaming my hormones normalizing off the depo..yeah .yeah thats what it must be! ....i stopped that in November... sisjkssj #THIS POST IS LIGHT-HEARTED TRUE BUT LIGHTHEARTED AND IF YOU SEE THIS POST NO YOU FUCKING DON'T /LH

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mx-potato · 22 hours

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i blame everything that's currently wrong with my life on august and capitalism

#fuck you august #fuck you capitalism #gender dysphoria? capitalsm #can't go on hormones? august #no dead boy detectives season two? august and also capitalism #i don't even care that it's not august anymore #everything has gone downhill since august so i blame august #mxpotatoposts

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king0fcrows · 2 months

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#every time I see a person excuse their shitty actions on hormones #whether pregnancy or period hormones #I want to scream #yes they can make your respond irrationally #i TOO have cried or snapped at people due to PMS #BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO FUCKING APOLOGISE #and accept you were acting totally irrational and not fucking pout about it like a fucking child #you also have to accept that people are totally in their right to say:#I’m not dealing with your ass until you start behaving rationally again #i sweat to GOD the sheer level of abdication by women #of their shitty behavior by blaming it on hormones #is only furthering the increase in infantalization aimed at afab people

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traumahoney · 2 years

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i don’t know what happened to me.

#i used to be so kind #and gentle #and soft #just a few years ago #i could blame it on a lot of things #hormonal birth control #trauma #simply getting older #it doesn’t matter though #i’m still different #no matter what caused it #and i am so so sad #i miss who i was #she was so good #fuck

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priapussdick · 11 months

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oh, yes. another "character growth goes out of the window" moment. cheers.

#watching ep10 #i get that being mad at or even hating the brother of the person that shot you dad is an expected behavior from any human being #but not when it is your fucking boyfriend who has nothing to do with that #kang can be an angry and hormonal teenager all he wants but he can't punish sailom when he has done nothing wrong #i mean i also want to smack sailom for thinking that job is a good idea but can we really blame him #he has debts to pay his boyfriend turned his back to him hes trying to prove his brothers innocence and he is just a fucking kid #kang is also just a fucking kid but he shouldve known better than completely abandoning sailom when he needed him the most #so fucking annoying #dangerous romance #dangerous romance the series

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meatheadmutt · 5 months

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why am i having to hold a gun to googles head to show me articles on the long term effects of hormonal birth control on the endocrine system in adult patients who began usage as a teenager

#barks #i just wanna know if having a hormonal iud as a teenager fucked with my shit or not #causeeeeee i switched to copper a few years ago and everything was gucci in the coochie until a bad summer hit #lo and behold i call the gyno and she puts me on nuvaring because my symptoms were a sign of hormonal imbalance #meaning i got my ass fucked up from the first iud. right?#fuck if i know i wish they didnt make it my responsibility and then not actually give a shit as to what really happens #the absolute hell you can go through both on and off of birth control is out fucking rageous #'cool my cramps arent as bad but im a raging bitch i want to rob a bank and i want to kill everyone and then myself'#can you please for more than five fucking seconds think about the actual effects these things have on us that arent 'harder to get pregnant #also never listen to anyone that tells you you cant get your tubes tied and still be able to have children down the line #they always wanna bitch and moan about it but its literally reversible just like a vasectomy. not as easy but still possible!#do we get mad at and blame the kitchen counter when a baby smacks their head against it? no. the baby is at fault #tell me why something i have no control over is the reason i have to bear the cross #instead of the dipshit baby that cause the issue in the first place being at fault?????????????????????#im going to burn this world down i swear to god i hate it more every day #the beauty is evident but the horrors persist #hi if you read all of this

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