#blame the monarchy

[caradise1]

All hail the screenwriters and Olivia because it takes a village to make folks passionately hate a character

[kririawhahha]

Tell me why i search up george iv and most of his images r just him being angled/facing to the right 😭

Is it because that angle of him catched his good side or what

[hauntingblue]

The king and queen are visiting Paiporta and they receive them with mud xd two men have spoken to the king and told him to do something, but we all know that he is going to go to his palace and cross his arms because It's literally the only thing he can do. Is this what had to happen for people to realize that asking the king for help is nonsense? He has no power, he is only there to parade around. They have kicked out volunteers from the site to let the king and his escorts (police and military) pass, which is the first time they have touched that ground and they are going to do NOTHING. The president is doing the same. The president of Valencia is doing the same.

[lowrezbonuslevel]

kirbytober day 7

Before becoming a full-time tyrant, Sectonia was something of a fashion aficionado. A talented designer, seamstress, and tailor, she paid the bills by running a small boutique in Floralia (flower-themed, of course). Her signature was beautiful golden silk.

A traveling puppeteer stopped by and was smitten with her work. He was in her shop so often, most everyone assumed he was an employee.

One day, the boutique closed permanently and without notice. Through the window, you can still see the dusty counter where the proprietress used to greet her customers. It seems the floating kingdom lost its greatest seamstress forever, but with the flash of a certain well-loved cape, you might yet see the gleam of her golden thread.

Prompt list (Day 7: Headcanon) by @paintpanic

[setmeatopthepyre]

wanted to make anti monarchy prints but can't find my lino anywhere </3

[windor-truffle]

I remembered Major Victoria not really playing much of a role in the story but I thought I had just forgotten some of her dialogue... nope, she only has 5 lines of very generic dialogue during the coup at Barona Castle 😭 canon did you so dirty girl imma try to give you some relevancy okay???

[justbusterkeaton]

Happy Fourth Of July Americans!

[k3llyb3an]

...am i not supposed to root for varian here. like. i'm so confused where we're going narratively.

[wouldntbehim]

i will not explain the context and these are not great quality but i'm throwing them on here anyway bc i need to call out my best friend for enabling them

please direct all complaints to @liggytheauthoress cause i blame her for these existing

[abyssalpriest]

God I could and should write a whole fucking book by the end of this life here on Lev and his symbols

ill write it then burn it before anyone else gets a copy. or i wont. im supposed to be helping him this incarnation here to get a better anchor in this plane so maybe it would help more than itd be weird - im just getting from him the energy of "yeah no people already effectively have these things, people on my plane already know me inside and out to an extensive degree, may as well have it here too" you know. fair

[theineated]

*raises fist at the queen of greece* one can't have nice things in spain because of your ya novel royal ball reenactment

So,

apparently during the 1950s the queen of greece organized a royal singles cruise, so that all the royal singles could mingle,

and apparently it worked? Because her daughter ended up marrying the king of spain

but im fucking laughing because this sounds like the plot of either an anachronistic/satiric ya novel or a princess diaries fanfic

[prinzessonne]

ALSO

a: "as a servant of the princess--"

c: "i'm not a servant."

a: "funny, i thought that's what a lady-in-waiting was."

YEAH, CASS, YOU ARE.

c @ r: "i'm sorry. i'm supposed to protect you"

YEAH. YOU ARE.

yes, you're friends, but there is a divide in status there, and you absolutely take advantage of the freedom rapunzel's naïveté gives you to overstep that divide

c: "when did you stop trusting my judgment?"

r: "i'm not that naive girl fresh from the tower anymore. i'm going to be queen one day and i'm going to make decisions you're not always going to agree with and i need you to be okay with that."

like... yeah. unfortunately, she's right.

there's definitely a conversation that can be had about classism but like... at the end of the day, rapunzel is a princess and heir to corona and cass is her lady-in-waiting and personal knight/bodyguard. at the end of the day, her job is to follow orders and the fact that she can't (or won't?) follow orders from her monarch tells me she'd be an absolute shit candidate for the royal guard (which was her goal)

[00venator]

The only bad thing about living ina rural town is if you realise you have no salad on a public holiday the only shop in town is closed.

[chadara]

i feel like if your kate middleton take is anything other than "she's recovering from surgery and is probably quite unwell but the palace has badly misinterpreted how people would react to the situation" you need to be sent to some kind of rehab for the terminally online

[concrete-the-cat]

"... what... the hell?"

The Queen of France rose to her feet, dusting off her dress as 100 mini suns burned her eyes; atop poles and outside what looked like odd bricked small castles. The air was no longer fresh, and the people sure as hell weren't wearing dresses. She wondered what was going on; and looking up at a nearby statue, the confusion only increased as she saw that the statue was of herself.

And that, more specifically, it wasn't a statue, but a tomb. Of Jeanne I de Valois. Her. The realization was sudden.

She remembered the searing pain, and the remembering gave her a massive headache as well; the rogue Burgundian assassins driving a blade into her right in the middle of the street. How dare they, when their country ceased to exist... and that was all that she had time to think.

And now, somehow, she was alive, by the grace or will of God, she assumed.

"What year is it?" she asked a nearby passerby with a blank expression.

"2023, you stupid cosplayer. She didn't look like that."

She most certainly did because she's ME, Jeanne thought, annoyed, but decided not to voice her concern or curiosity at the word 'cosplayer' because-

There was the second realization.

If she had indeed died; then she'd been dead for-

For-

... over 600 years. Of course.

But if she was alive now; she had a purpose, didn't she? Perhaps France needed her diplomatic skill or military prowess. She had been chosen - they, her father and the citizens of France, knew she, regardless of the preference for male heirs in her time, would lead France well, and she did - didn't she? She must've, to garner such a wonderful statue.

So perhaps that was her fate once more?

Regardless, she had a lot to learn, she knew, and she set out for it...

The battle was over, but somehow, you survived. As you stare into the heavens, it occurs to you… You remember dying. And from the look of the battlefield, considerable time has passed…

[transrevolutions]

french revolution dashboard simulator

🐀 ami-du-peuple Follow

uh actually man has the right to deal with his oppressors by devouring their beating hearts. hope this helps.

🎩 departicle Follow

Hold up. Okay. Actually, fuck this. This sort of violent rhetoric should not be tolerated on here. Do you seriously think this sort of thing is going to make the nobility give you more rights???? You must be out of your minds! Reported.

��� seamstressproud Follow

reblog to devour this guy's beating heart

#username checks out lmao #politics #everybody point and laugh #common adp w

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organt-deactivated06151792

update: new canto out now!!! go check it out 😈😏🥀 (remember don't like don't read <3)

📜 sacredhostreceipts Follow

@centuriesandskies this you?? not such a great look for a convention rep ngl

🌄 centuriesandskies Follow

listen. I wrote this a long time ago, before I went into serious politics. the account is deactivated for a reason.

I was twenty. I did poorly. I can do better.

#sj.txt #if this is the worst dirt you can dig up on me #i'm way less corrupt than half the people in the convention these days #at least i'm not doing fucking. embezzlement. #also sacredhostreceipts if you're who i think you are #don't you have better things to do rn?

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🌎 landscape-showdown Follow

🌎 landscape-showdown Follow

why the fuck is everyone tagging this with french??? political figures?

#what the hell is going on over there #also maybe cool it with the death threats #I don't want this blog to get taken down #what's a girondin #is this some joke I'm not french enough to understand #showdown update

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⛪ progressivepriest Follow

Unpopular opinion but why is everyone so up in arms about the new Civil Oath? Literally all it's asking is for you to promise not to commit treason just because the Pope tells you to? I can see where people are coming from with the whole violation-of-religion deal, but can you blame the Assembly for trying to make sure the people aren't forcibly subjugated by the wealth of the nobility?

faith-first-alwaysdeactivated03011791

Sounds like something a heretic would say. To betray the Pope and king is to betray the will of God and your eternal soul! You should pray for forgiveness and pledge loyalty to the monarchy or have fun burning in hell. Sorry not sorry.

⛪ progressivepriest Follow

L + ratio + iirc the Bible says "it is easier for a rope to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven" (Matthew 19:24)

🎻 lacarmagn01e Follow

occasional based catholic moment, go off OP!

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

looked the faith-first-always guy's blog, he's like a massive anti-huguenot too 🙄 why is it always the prot-exclusive radical catholics smh

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

LMAOOOOO HE DEACTIVATED

#religion tag #percs fuck off #anyways op makes a valid point #reblog #percs dni

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🛌 virtuous-bedtime Follow

she committee on my safety til I can't go public

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

I don't understand the joke, can someone explain please?? 🙂 Thank you!

🧵 seamstressproud Follow

is that fucking MAXIMILIEN ROBESPIERRE?!!?!?!?

🛌 virtuous-bedtime Follow

oh my god citizen robespierre I'm so sorry this was not meant to break containment lol I didn't even know you were on this site please forget you saw this

#this is the most embarassing moment of my life #literally sobbing rn #the original post is /j i prommy #i cannot be known as the citizen who had to explain this to the government

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🪓 indulgentsfuckoff Follow

fabre d'eglantine is NOT your poor little meow meow citizens he literally falsified decrees from the national convention and embezzled money to line his own pockets. I don't care how uwu babygirl you think he is he is a CRIMINAL who should be ARRESTED

💛 i-give-people-bread Follow

🥖🍞🥐

#baguette #loaf #croissant #i-give-people-bread #indulgentsfuckoff #silly

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🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

fucking fed up with the constant threat of the swiss guard, I think it's time we got some gunpowder and weapons and took things into our own hands yknow what I'm saying

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

I'm no longer joking about this btw

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

update:

hopital

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

ok bc I've gotten like 50 asks about this: I am not injured and I am not in need of medical care. the punchline was that we stormed the fucking hotel des invalides to get guns and powder. didn't want to clarify the joke before now for security reasons but everyone knows about that and the bastille thing by now. please direct your money to people who actually need it.

#shouldve clarified the last post was /j #however I assumed yall knew this joke already #anyways #revolution #personal #500 #1k

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🌾 nopain-nograin Follow

got so high at the festivial 2day i thnk i saw hte suapreme being

#robespiere speech was prboably 🔥 #unforntuately i camt rember any of it #grainposting #oipum ehre is somtehing else thes days #memes

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🎨 jldavid-real-moved Follow

incredible speech from @springtimeofgovernment today at the jacobin club. nobody should be permitted to use their positions as civic leaders to commit crimes against the people, even under the guise of revolutionary fervor. if it comes to it, I too will drink the hemlock with him. for france. 🤝🤝

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

Thanks for your support, @jldavid-real

The situation over here is deteriorating really quickly, the representatives are getting violent and abandoning due process entirely. Anything you can do to stand with us now would be very appreciated. You do a lot of great work for the revolution, and I trust you completely.

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

@jldavid-real are you still there? We could really use your help right now.

🌄 centuriesandskies Follow

boosting @springtimeofgovernment here, can confirm he's been injured in a skirmish at the hotel de ville, they're passing summary death sentences without trial, @jldavid-real where is the help you promised us??? the people of paris are our only hope now.

edit: of course he moved blogs. coward.

#sj.txt #disappointed yet unsurprised #marat would be ashamed of you #9 thermidor #update

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🎻 lacarmagn01e Follow

DNI if you support any of these groups/people or their actions: m0narchists, f3uillants, br1ssotins/g1rondins, th3rmidorians, b0napart1sts, h3nri du v3rgier (also goes by c0mte de r0chjacquelin), charl0tte c0rday, or lafay3tte

(h3bertists and dant0nists you're on thin ice. behave.)

#censored so they dont show up in the tags #dni #get your nasty ass ideologies off my page #won't hesitate to block and/or report any violators #pinned

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gracchus-babeufdeactivated05271797

reblog to make the directoire choke to death on their stupid fucking outfits

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

hey staff. yeah you. where did this blog go?? notfishgoujon and prairial-95 are gone as well?? cowards too afraid to show your faces lmao especially after the fucking mess the directoire's made of the country. bet you anything that staff are on their fucking payroll too iykwim at least the republic didn't tolerate fucking bribery

#this site's gone to the dogs since thermidor yr 2 #following the trend of the rest of the country tbh #i'll probably get nuked for posting this #if so i'm not making a new account #i'll just make a paleocities or smth #politics tag #reblog #don't play with me ik full well gb didn't delete his blog of his own free will #they also zero note glitched it #just when you think they can't stoop lower

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📕 spectrehauntingeurope Follow

it's been 50 fucking years since gracchus-babeuf (and the other CoE blogs) were deleted without warning and still no response from staff, the govt, or anything. the site's gone through a fuckton of ownership changes and still nothing.

we're working on a bit of a project (some of you might know abt it already), it's gonna be out prob in the next year or so. remember '89. remember '93 and '94. remember '97.

the people will rise again. it's only a matter of time. 🚩

-mod karl