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🐀 ami-du-peuple Follow
uh actually man has the right to deal with his oppressors by devouring their beating hearts. hope this helps.
🎩 departicle Follow
Hold up. Okay. Actually, fuck this. This sort of violent rhetoric should not be tolerated on here. Do you seriously think this sort of thing is going to make the nobility give you more rights???? You must be out of your minds! Reported.
🧵 seamstressproud Follow
reblog to devour this guy's beating heart
#username checks out lmao #politics #everybody point and laugh #common adp w
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organt-deactivated06151792
update: new canto out now!!! go check it out 😈😏🥀 (remember don't like don't read <3)
📜 sacredhostreceipts Follow
@centuriesandskies this you?? not such a great look for a convention rep ngl
🌄 centuriesandskies Follow
listen. I wrote this a long time ago, before I went into serious politics. the account is deactivated for a reason.
I was twenty. I did poorly. I can do better.
#sj.txt #if this is the worst dirt you can dig up on me #i'm way less corrupt than half the people in the convention these days #at least i'm not doing fucking. embezzlement. #also sacredhostreceipts if you're who i think you are #don't you have better things to do rn?
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why the fuck is everyone tagging this with french??? political figures?
#what the hell is going on over there #also maybe cool it with the death threats #I don't want this blog to get taken down #what's a girondin #is this some joke I'm not french enough to understand #showdown update
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⛪ progressivepriest Follow
Unpopular opinion but why is everyone so up in arms about the new Civil Oath? Literally all it's asking is for you to promise not to commit treason just because the Pope tells you to? I can see where people are coming from with the whole violation-of-religion deal, but can you blame the Assembly for trying to make sure the people aren't forcibly subjugated by the wealth of the nobility?
faith-first-alwaysdeactivated03011791
Sounds like something a heretic would say. To betray the Pope and king is to betray the will of God and your eternal soul! You should pray for forgiveness and pledge loyalty to the monarchy or have fun burning in hell. Sorry not sorry.
⛪ progressivepriest Follow
L + ratio + iirc the Bible says "it is easier for a rope to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven" (Matthew 19:24)
🎻 lacarmagn01e Follow
occasional based catholic moment, go off OP!
🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow
looked the faith-first-always guy's blog, he's like a massive anti-huguenot too 🙄 why is it always the prot-exclusive radical catholics smh
🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow
LMAOOOOO HE DEACTIVATED
#religion tag #percs fuck off #anyways op makes a valid point #reblog #percs dni
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🛌 virtuous-bedtime Follow
she committee on my safety til I can't go public
🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow
I don't understand the joke, can someone explain please?? 🙂 Thank you!
🧵 seamstressproud Follow
is that fucking MAXIMILIEN ROBESPIERRE?!!?!?!?
🛌 virtuous-bedtime Follow
oh my god citizen robespierre I'm so sorry this was not meant to break containment lol I didn't even know you were on this site please forget you saw this
#this is the most embarassing moment of my life #literally sobbing rn #the original post is /j i prommy #i cannot be known as the citizen who had to explain this to the government
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🪓 indulgentsfuckoff Follow
fabre d'eglantine is NOT your poor little meow meow citizens he literally falsified decrees from the national convention and embezzled money to line his own pockets. I don't care how uwu babygirl you think he is he is a CRIMINAL who should be ARRESTED
💛 i-give-people-bread Follow
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#baguette #loaf #croissant #i-give-people-bread #indulgentsfuckoff #silly
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🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow
fucking fed up with the constant threat of the swiss guard, I think it's time we got some gunpowder and weapons and took things into our own hands yknow what I'm saying
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I'm no longer joking about this btw
🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow
update:
hopital
🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow
ok bc I've gotten like 50 asks about this: I am not injured and I am not in need of medical care. the punchline was that we stormed the fucking hotel des invalides to get guns and powder. didn't want to clarify the joke before now for security reasons but everyone knows about that and the bastille thing by now. please direct your money to people who actually need it.
#shouldve clarified the last post was /j #however I assumed yall knew this joke already #anyways #revolution #personal #500 #1k
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🌾 nopain-nograin Follow
got so high at the festivial 2day i thnk i saw hte suapreme being
#robespiere speech was prboably 🔥 #unforntuately i camt rember any of it #grainposting #oipum ehre is somtehing else thes days #memes
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🎨 jldavid-real-moved Follow
incredible speech from @springtimeofgovernment today at the jacobin club. nobody should be permitted to use their positions as civic leaders to commit crimes against the people, even under the guise of revolutionary fervor. if it comes to it, I too will drink the hemlock with him. for france. 🤝🤝
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Thanks for your support, @jldavid-real
The situation over here is deteriorating really quickly, the representatives are getting violent and abandoning due process entirely. Anything you can do to stand with us now would be very appreciated. You do a lot of great work for the revolution, and I trust you completely.
🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow
@jldavid-real are you still there? We could really use your help right now.
🌄 centuriesandskies Follow
boosting @springtimeofgovernment here, can confirm he's been injured in a skirmish at the hotel de ville, they're passing summary death sentences without trial, @jldavid-real where is the help you promised us??? the people of paris are our only hope now.
edit: of course he moved blogs. coward.
#sj.txt #disappointed yet unsurprised #marat would be ashamed of you #9 thermidor #update
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🎻 lacarmagn01e Follow
DNI if you support any of these groups/people or their actions: m0narchists, f3uillants, br1ssotins/g1rondins, th3rmidorians, b0napart1sts, h3nri du v3rgier (also goes by c0mte de r0chjacquelin), charl0tte c0rday, or lafay3tte
(h3bertists and dant0nists you're on thin ice. behave.)
#censored so they dont show up in the tags #dni #get your nasty ass ideologies off my page #won't hesitate to block and/or report any violators #pinned
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gracchus-babeufdeactivated05271797
reblog to make the directoire choke to death on their stupid fucking outfits
🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow
hey staff. yeah you. where did this blog go?? notfishgoujon and prairial-95 are gone as well?? cowards too afraid to show your faces lmao especially after the fucking mess the directoire's made of the country. bet you anything that staff are on their fucking payroll too iykwim at least the republic didn't tolerate fucking bribery
#this site's gone to the dogs since thermidor yr 2 #following the trend of the rest of the country tbh #i'll probably get nuked for posting this #if so i'm not making a new account #i'll just make a paleocities or smth #politics tag #reblog #don't play with me ik full well gb didn't delete his blog of his own free will #they also zero note glitched it #just when you think they can't stoop lower
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📕 spectrehauntingeurope Follow
it's been 50 fucking years since gracchus-babeuf (and the other CoE blogs) were deleted without warning and still no response from staff, the govt, or anything. the site's gone through a fuckton of ownership changes and still nothing.
we're working on a bit of a project (some of you might know abt it already), it's gonna be out prob in the next year or so. remember '89. remember '93 and '94. remember '97.
the people will rise again. it's only a matter of time. 🚩
-mod karl
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ROTTMNT music headcanons (because I said so)
Donnie:
favourite genre is electric (canon)
also likes techno, hyperpop, and lo-fi
listens to Lemon Demon, Jack Stauber, The Living Tombstone, Bo Burnham, and Will Wood
won't let Raph pick music in the Turtle Tank
vibes with Leo to meme songs in the middle of the night (insomniac twins)
shares a playlist with Mikey that contains songs they both enjoy
plays Friday Night Funkin' music while working in the lab
can sing in-key for the most part
despises it when people talk to him while he's listening to music
Raph:
favourite genre is soul (canon)
also likes R&B, jazz, and funk
listens to The Beatles, Earth Wind and Fire, Rex Orange County, Girl in Red, and ABBA
genuinely doesn't understand Donnie's music, but can get by it
jams out to songs with Leo on shared missions
lets Mikey choose up-beat songs for workouts (the "hypeman," if you will)
blasts Dancing Queen frequently
can't sing in-key, doesn't care (and neither do the others)
doesn't memorize the words to songs, except the course
will play elevator music when absolutely bored
Leo:
favourite genre is glamrock (canon)
also likes White Girl™ music, 80's rock, and orchestra
listens to Mitski, Tom Cardy, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, and Arctic Monkeys
vibes with Donnie to meme songs in the middle of the night (insomniac twins)
tolerates Raph's music choices
uses his songs to annoy Mikey
sings loudly in the shower (he cries too)
could sing in-key if he tried, which he doesn't
music is basically constantly playing in his head (likely the Mii theme, or Maxwell Cat)
has a record player
Mikey:
favourite genre is rap (canon)
also likes pop, hiphop, and jpop
listens to AJR, Laufey, Tyler The Creator, Kikuo, and Katy Perry
shares a playlist with Donnie that contains songs they both enjoy
lets Raph pick songs while he's cooking/baking
gets driven out of Leo's room by his orchestra music
can't help but move to the songs (if he can't boogie, it's not worth listening to)
plays high-tempo music to get work done (it works half the time)
has amazing vocal range and perfect pitch
gets so many voice cracks (like so many)
is randomly inspired to draw by songs and artists
All:
know every single word to Breakin' Dishes by Rihanna, the Ghostbusters theme, and the Pokémon intro
take turns picking songs on road trips
can't stand Splinter's singing
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PJSEKAI AND SLAY THE PRINCESS FANS RISE UP!!!
hopefully yall exist😥
(Note: even if you're not into the slay the princess would still appreciate help!! I'm just trying to link different pjsk characters to different "voices" according to what fits the best)
Anyway I'm currently cooking up a Kanamafu au wherein Kanade is the Long Quiet and Mafuyu is the Shifting Mound, but I'm still undecided on which characters should be which voices since it's killing me that I can't add them all😔
The only ones that are decided are the first 4 since I wanted the main ones to be nightcord🔥🔥
WHAT I'VE GOT SO FAR:
Princess/Shifting mound: Mafuyu (her personalities fit the princess so WELL)
Long quiet: Kanade
Narrator: Ena (her personality fits him lol)
Voice of the Hero: Mizuki
Voice of the Broken: Haruka (when she had given up on being an idol)
Voice of the Contrarian: Rui/Shizuku (leaning towards Rui, Emu could also fit here since it's silly ppl in general)
Voice of the Cold: Shiho
Voice of the Cheated: Akito
Voice of the Hunted: Touya (Akitoya cheated and hunted bfs real)
Voice of the Opportunist: Emu/or perhaps Saki
Voice of the Paranoid: Nene (looking forward to her going "heart lungs liver nerves" lol)
Voice of the Stubborn: Minori (this one's obvious- Airi could also go here tho)
Voice of the Smitten: Tsukasa (Minori could also be here considering her love for haruka lol)
Voice of the Skeptic: Airi
Lmk if you have any thoughts on who should be shifted around/if other characters might fit better! :))
Still undecided if this will be a fic but I'm definitely drawing it- sketching Mafuyu as different princesses will be so fun, she's so beautiful😭😭
I also really hope there's an audience for this even tho pjsekai and slay the princess have like no overlaps in fanbases LMAO this is mainly just self-indulgent
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