#bnha usernames

[eyzoa]

Could I get some usernames for an Tomura shigaraki kin?

@handdyman | @tomutomo

@symbolofgaming | @playeron1 | @shigatenko

@l0villains | @freechapstick

[marlensotelo]

Idk why I put so much effort in drawing a man that clearly hasn’t showered in days 😭😭 but he’s my pretty babygirl ✨✨

[izvmimi]

a/n: this is tongue-in-cheek. being married to a pro hero can sometimes grate on your nerves if they’re not made of steel. cw brief child mention.

the first thing you notice before you park your car that Friday night is that your mailbox is full to bursting -

and that’s not even an exaggeration. 

katsuki gets a lot of fanmail - drawings from kids who are inspired by the pro hero Dynamight and heartfelt greeting cards from the families of people he’s saved (and even those he’s regrettably failed to save), but despite how reassuring those can be, there are a few that get on your last nerve no matter how gracious you try to be:

the characteristic perfume-scented letters by the most annoying fan club he has - Dynamight’s Damsels.

there’s already a zero in creativity for the name, but it’s less about them being lame and more about the sheer audacity of it all. you’re not exactly sure how they manage to find every single place your husband has lived in since he became an official pro, and you’re not exactly sure why it’s legal to stalk anyone to this extent, let alone a married man, but there’s not much you can do about it - sending lightly used panties is apparently not a crime, nor is writing fanfiction that poorly characterizes him, even if it is graphic. it’s weird, no one will argue that, but not illegal. and especially given his level of fame and adoration, is to be expected.

but sometimes there’s a limit. today they’ve gone full force and sent many packages on top of letters, probably because it was his birthday last week and the mailman had the kindness to hold off on the nonsense until your private festivities died down. picking up as many letters as you can carry in your handbag, you plug your nose and make it into your house. 

katsuki’s come back early today, and has your sleeping baby girl tied to his back while he prepares dinner; even though his back is turned, you know he knows you’ve returned.

he turns and grins, and then his smile immediately fades when he can see the frown on yours.

“what’s wrong, princess?”

“your harem misses you, katsuki,” you reply, keeping your voice sickeningly sweet. with that, you dump what looks like a sea of letters, all with a classic seal, ‘DD’, in cursive, onto the dinner table and he immediately starts fussing at you before realizing he’s going to wake the baby and dropping his voice.

“don’t put that shit on the table! we don’t know where it’s been!” he says in a hushed yet harsh tone.

“why are you worried? your girls would never poison you,” you grin, but your smile doesn’t completely reach your eyes. “they are sooooo in love with you after all.” you roll your eyes and shake out your bag, lest an expensive bra fall out or an oddly familiar assumption about the man you married.

he groans, and turns dinner once, then lowers the heat and moves over to collect the envelopes and toss them in the automatic trash bin.

“stop getting mad at me for their behavior. it’s not like this shit isn’t affecting me too,” he quips. then he walks over to you, frowning again, but differently this time, and you can tell he’s waiting for something.

“what?” you ask, holding onto the strap of your purse. you’re pouting and he’s pouting and you’re both standing in the kitchen and dinner will be ready in 30.

“where’s my kiss?” 

you narrow your eyes.

“ask katsukispuppy.” you reply, cruelly before walking past him.

“BABE!”

[asteroulik]

Art for @gentrychild 's fic, "Anyone" (Thank you for good luck wishes for my finals!)

[deuynndoodles]

[id: a colored, digital redraw of the comfort character meme featuring marin from link's awakening and jirou kyouka from my hero academia.

jirou sets her hand on marin's shoulder, saying, "i think we're gonna have to kill this guy, marin". marin leans forward, looking disappointed. "damn", she says. end id]

so i did the thing

[delawaredetroit]

It makes sense that an attack that defies all logic is the one that isn't actually a place. (I guarantee you that there is no place called Delaware, Detroit)

And speaking of attack names, it's hilarious that Izuku's state choice for his main spin on All Might's attack names is a tax haven.

Like Detroit Smash sounds tough. Detroit's a tough place with a strong history. Delaware is where 20 businesses have the same address for the same cubicle for tax purposes. But I'm assuming Horikoshi had no idea about that and was just like Delaware is small I guess.

[ivorylungs]

I made my wonderful bby @soopjoy a late birthday gift that you can find the full image for (but only if you're over 18 pls :'3) on my twitter

[deathmetalmarshmallow]

happy birthday to a beautiful boy (left) and a filthy bastard (right) ❤️

for my birthday (which was smack-dab between theirs, yay I’m old now) I’d like for everyone to be happy and/or not dead, please & thank you Horikoshi 😌

(inspired by this, this, and this)

[black-and-yellow]

Training time.

Even pros need to keep their skills sharp.

[keigolover]

Hitomina is my favourite thing at this exact moment .

SPECIALLY when adding headcanons on both of them about their looks AND lifes.

[gkotics]

‹𝟹 𓏲࣪ i love my green hair

𝘇𝗭𝘇. . .𖦆 ִ🥦 ۫ 𐑺 ֗ ִ ˖

[dabisdancechoreographer]

So I just made this tumblr dedicated to Mha because why the fuck not. When it came to choose the username I was so prepared. I type in my brilliant username: "DekusBrokenArm" and it was taken wasn't it. What the hell. Anyway I made a little list of others I can have so which one should I choose?

DekusBrokenArm

BakugousImpaledLung

HawksCrispyBurntWings

AllMightsTastyHairStrand

SerosStickyElbowTape

KirishimasHardenedLeftTesticle

UrarakasVeryLastBitOfCash

ShotosSecondLongLostDeadAliveSibling

AllForOnesFavouriteNomu

ShigarakisCrustyDustyDog

AizawasAmputatedLeg

DabisDanceChoreographer

FatGumsSweatyArmpit

ReisFavouriteKitchenAppliance-TheKettle

Edit: I've chosen dabisdancechoreographer for the time being but might swap it up every few months and use them all because I'm funny

[cyber-phobia]

Thank you Trash, I can always count on you to have the right words

[proxissima]

If you're an Endmight shipper and know... you know.

[carmen-in-space]

new fic!!! wrote bnha for a change :D

[kazureicentral]

hey when the time comes and buddy daddies closes. Would you like me to stay here? And just talking about whatever I’m hyperfixating about? Or should I keep this just buddy daddies.