#bonus points if the bullying is tickling

[dyk3pup]

I wanna be bullied into pissing myself and then be degraded and treated like a dumb puppy for having an accident☹️

[strawb3rrystar]

Ofc ! That's what I'll req for :3 So, HH and HB boys, (you can pick mowrre, if not, specifically- Alastor, Angel, Sir Pentious, Blitz 'n Fizz and Stolas) With a s/o that's straight up a menace, no specific gender. They're kinda like Karma akabane or Tsukishima Kei? If not familiar with 'em, then they're literally just a BIG tease and salty. Love to rile people up for their enjoyment and amusement, snarky and a slight bully and strong, (has a cute face but is malicious as hell) And ofc the boys aren't safe from the teasing, but it's just light. For example teases Blitz about his height, but in general their s/o have a soft spot ONLY for them which the boys notice. (Bonus point a hard yet gentle dom after x3) Ppl ignore this ask for sum reason 😭 Have a good day or night, MWAH ! -⚰️

Performance affair.

Pairing: Alastor, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious, Blitzø, Fizzarolli, Stolas x GN! Reader

Warnings: Some very slight suggestive stuff on Angel, Pentious and Blitz

Word count: 516

✰HH HB

Alastor will be more or less pissed off. He finds your behavior to be quite immature and will constantly remind you that you could drive away guests from the hotel. Not that he actually cares, he just likes to correct your behavior. He won't stand for your attitude and start taking away your privileges. You'll have to beg him pretty hard to get them back.

"It's going to take more than that, my dear."

Angel Dust will definitely tease you back. You want to out sass him? Honey, he's packing nine inches and can take it up the ass like drinking coffee on a Monday morning. That's to say, you won't be winning that anytime soon. He can go on for days if he wants to. He himself, or his persona, also likes to rial people up and is quite snarky. It's just a fun hobby for the two of you at this point.

"Two can play at that game, toots."

Sir Pentious will take your teasing to heart. Not in the sense that he'd get upest over it. More like, if you'd tease him sexually, he'll turn into a stuttering mess. Honestly, if you say anything to this snake, he'll be like puddy in your hands. A someone who comes from a past of tormenting people, he gets where you're coming from. He thinks you can sometimes get a little out of hand, but he gets too nervous to really say anything.

"M-my dear, don't you think that was a little far..?"

Blitzø is a petty ass motherfucker, who hates when people talk shit about him. If you're taller than him and you make fun of his height. He'll shove you to the ground and then tease you for being stronger. If you tease him for his love of horses, he'll tease you right back for something that you really enjoy. All that to say, yall tease each other. It honestly turns into a teasing war between the two of you. Which can also turn into dirty talk, but that's a story for another day...

"Oh, you fucking bitch! Don't you dare insult my horse figures, whore!" - (In a loving way)

Fizzarolli will also tease you back. Though his teasing is more in a loving way. He doesn't particularly like you pissing people off. Because he's a jester and his whole thing is making people happy. But you mostly do it to his creepy fans, so he's actually pretty grateful. He can and he will tickle you if you say some out of line shit.

"Woah, babe, I love you, but calm the fuck down."

Stolas doesn't react much to your behavior. He doesn't take your teasing to heart much and will usually laugh it off. He's constantly blaming your behavior on you having a bad day to other people. Since you can't seem to understand what a public image is. Either way, he still loves you and will sometimes tease you back. Just to a way less intense degree.

"I am so sorry. My darling is just having an off day, is all."

Star's notes -> Decided to pull out the old formatting for this one! Also this is a very lovely request anon, people are mean for ignoring it >:{

(Thank you, sweet ⚰️-anon, for requesting!) (Requests are open!)

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[crisiscutie]

Can I ask for a night routine with C.C. Sephiroth and his Darling in the House of Sephiroth AU? I kind of have a feeling that he's being bullied a lot by the other Sephs (except for Dissidia Seph) and I want this baby to have a fluffy moment with his Darling how she pampers him before going to sleep ;^; Bonus points: Darling sings like an angel ;^;

Content Warning: NSFW, Mommy Kink, Milk/Nursing Kink.

The darling began the night by running a warm, lavender-scented bath for the two of them. C.C stepped into the bath and allowed the calming scent of lavender to wash away his anger and tension, resulting from the torment of other Sephiroths and waiting the whole day to be with his darling.

The darling added a subtle hint of his second favorite scent to the bath bomb, one that blended perfectly with the lavender. After, she slowly and gently ran the shampoo through his hair, letting the warm water cascade down his muscular body as she cradled him in the bath. With a warm smile, he would languidly explore her body, lightly squeezing her breasts and thighs while she giggles as she rinses the suds off him.

Then, she would work on his needy arousal. He has been so patient, she needed to reward him. She would cup his balls and trail his shaft, telling him how happy he's made her this evening. How he's such a good boy. He would try his absolute best to last her cock tease. But honestly, hearing her call him a "good boy" might make him cum right then and there... She'll pet his head as she strokes his cock faster. Then she'll watch in amazement as he releases his thick, creamy seed, moaning for her. To finish this tease off, she'll leave a soft, feathery kiss on his cheek.

After their enjoyable soak, he'll get dressed, but he's taken aback when the darling requested he pick out some sleepwear for her. The darling would chuckle, not surprised that he picked out the bustier lingerie that emphasized her bust and gave him easy access to it. It's different from what the other Sephiroths would pick out for her...

But hopefully, he isn't planning on getting any more milk... The darling is still working to get C.C. to try something other than her breast milk, but he's already made some progress. Like his other counterparts, he really seems to enjoy her homemade pasta…

As they settled into the bed, she cradled his head again and gently sang a bastardized lullaby of One Winged Angel, slowly lulling him to sleep. After her song, he would move his head from her stomach to her chest. The darling would let out a low, disapproving sound in response, which C.C knew it was a request to wait until tomorrow for his milk.

"I only want to be close to your heart, Mother," He said, nuzzling into her chest and closing his eyes. As she tenderly fingercombed his long, silvery hair, her heart overflowed with joy and affection. The darling then felt a faint brush of fabric as a familiar Sephiroth doll snuggled against her neck. When she turned, she saw him lying peacefully beside her and C.C. She gave the doll a playful tickle and then, closing her eyes, letting out a content sigh as the night air filled her lungs.

Good scenario~! Just had to sneak Theatrhythm  Seph in there. There needed to be more fluff :3

[textingtroublesanswers]

So much chaos but you know what, better to say this now than never: James my dude I TOTALLY understand your thing with Fritz. I have never seen such a pathetic loser boy in his 30s at such a level and frankly.

He's whiny, he's a NEPO BABY?? Daddy issues, so many degrees but can't use them for shit, cries a lot, an absolute brat.

it's kinda adorable and if I was in your place, I'd be lovingly bullying him all the time. 🤝🤝🤝🤝

James, although being the shorter of the two, has gotten Friedrich into a headlock & is mercilessly tickling his sides as Fritz shrieks, "You read my mind, pal! He's like a wet kitten, all pathetic like."

Fritz is stomping his feet & trying to push James away from him, "Jamie, noooo!"

James pauses, letting him catch his breath, before pressing a kiss to his flushed, freckled cheek, "Bonus points for being a handsome bugger, too. And he's already going grey, which is kinda hot. Makes him look all fancy & sexy." He nuzzles his nose into Friedrich's greying temples, making the medic huff & try to push him off again.

[randomtwordbloog]

OneShot tickle HCs (Solstice Route only 4 now)

The Author (pre Old World destruction)

HUGE Ler

If Cedric stretched in the morning he would sneak up behind him and tickle him ‘just because’

If Cedric did something bad but not like really bad he would just sit him down on the floor next to him and tickle him as a punishment (I’ll stop bullying Cedric now-)

Occasionally, when he was upset about one of the tests failing, Cedric would go up to him, ask ‘what’s wrong’ and they’d sit down and talk, but Cedric is a ticklish JERK so he’d hug him and ITS A TRAP!

Also, he’s REALLY ticklish on his sides, specifically the part where his sides meet his ribs.

Sorry that was long, I had a lot to say. ANYWAY!

Cedric

Mostly a Lee but sometimes a Ler

He is a walking talking tickle spot. If he walks into a counter or a table then he is just trying to cover up the spot that touched it with his hands while he is lying down on the floor laughing.

2 words. Ticklish. Hands. Other than not wanting to get dirty working on the flying machine, why else would he wear gloves all the time? Same with the boots.

If you’re his lee, RUN. RUN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND DON’T LOOK BACK. He is merciless, and he is fast when it comes to the chase.

Searches around for tickle spots, and will sometimes blow a raspberry on the stomach if that’s one. He literally THRIVES on teasing.

Few examples being; “Aww! That laugh sounds so cute on yoou~! Could I hear some more?” Or “‘Tickletickletickletickletickletickle~!’ ‘Daww~! Seems even the always right Author was brought down by a little tickle! Haha!’” Also includes using your words against you, commenting on how ticklish you are, etc.

Proto being another ler

Proto

Switch! Lees and lers include Niko, Cedric and The Author.

About the same ticklishness as Cedric, however he can endure more without laughing. It’s usually the teasing that does him in tho

Tickle spots include arms, underarms, sides, stomach, and pretty much any other spot there is to be ticklish at all!

Sometimes Proto would just be sad and moping about, and then Father (the Author) would walk up to him, sit with him, and just tickle the absolute HELL out of him until he was begging for mercy. ‘Never trust the tickle monster’ as he always said.

Bonus points if you manage to get under his arms because if you start on his sides his arms are coming down in an attempt to make you stop because he is SO TICKLISH there it’s not even funny

Small bonus lee hc but if you pin him down and tickle him then he will attempt to get under your arms and when he does BE PREPARED because he has the fastest hands out of everyone on this HC list and the tables will QUICKLY be turned on you

You thought the Author was bad? Try THIS. He literally NEVER stops until you are exhausted and once he stops you cannot SLEEP because of the ghost tickles that he leaves behind. This boi is ticklish but RUTHLESS.

 Another thing he likes to do is just make comments like ‘What’s so funny? If there’s a joke then I’d be in on it!’ and such because he is a jerk about this

In unrelated news, I hc that the stuff that makes Proto’s eye glow REALLY tickles so don’t touch it if you’ve got really ticklish hands because it will WRECK you

Niko

Switch!

(AU where the RGB Team and the Author got to leave with Niko post Solstice) Occasionally the Author would just start tickle fights AT RANDOM because he is a MONSTER when it comes to this

Niko always loses

He tends to stick to the underarms and lower torso when he’s on the ler side of things

When his mama couldn’t make pancakes for him (either didn’t have the stuff or just felt like doing this), she would just tickle him to make him feel better, and he LOVED IT

Sorry this was so long, I just felt like sticking a majority of them here. Rue HCs are coming, be patient. Tank ya, baiiiii!

[lalaangeldust]

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮

𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 & 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

[ 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 ] : none :)

[ 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 ] : kaminari denki // bakugo katsuki // sero hanta

𝐤𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢 𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐤𝐢

ah yes, the bakusquad's resident pretty boy

he would definitely be the most obvious about his crush

two words: shitty flirting

horrible pick-up lines and just overall bad flirting

he pulls through sometimes though ( with sero's advice ) and his ego inflates through the roof if he can get you flustered and blushing

but if you give him the same energy, he will immediately combust

all function out the window

congratulations, you broke denki

none of your possessions are safe when denki is within the vicinity

shirts, hoodies, skirts, hats, jewelry, hair accessories

if he can grab it, he will have it

he has worn / stolen everything in your closet at least once, if not it is most definitely his goal

it does not matter if he fits it or not, he will make it work

he has no shame

but one time he stretched out one of your favorite skirts and it tore a bit and he felt soooo bad

"it not my fault i have a fat ass, y/n"

but he brought you to the mall on a date with him to get a new one, so it's all works out ;)

denki honestly just lives to make you laugh

every time he's the reason you're laughing, it makes his chest puff up so big

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MF TICKLING

if you two are close, he will without a doubt start a mock wrestling match and it always turns into a tickling fit with you pinned underneath him and wailing

but do NOT under any circumstances tickle him

he with shriek like a girl and accidentally activate his quirk

you nearly died

HE FELT BAD FOR THAT TOO

he's also just so infatuated with like- everything you do????

it doesn't matter how mundane you think it might be, as long as you're doing it, denki is so enthralled watching whatever it is you're doing

it's rather endearing

in all honesty, he'd probably blurt out he likes you outta no where while in the middle of a convo

he lights up every time your name is so much as mentioned

or- or

he'd be day dreaming, completely lost in his own world and someone would come up to him and ask him what he's thinking ab cus he looks basically dead to the world

still in a daze from being abruptly brought back to reality he'd just dreamily sigh, "y/n~" without even realizing

mans was SO embarrassed afterwards

face was beet red

*frantically looks around to see if you heard him or not*

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bonus: love languages!!

physical touch // giving

words of affirmation // receiving

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𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝐨 𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢

he's so emotionally constipated

that's not to say we wouldn't know he'd have feelings for you

he's actually pretty emotionally intelligent, and would be very perceptive of your emotions contrary to popular belief, he's just oblivious to his own feelings and emotions

he'd just ignore them

try his best to ignore you

key word try

but he always gives in and he'd make up dumb reasons to come bother you like-

he'd barge into your dorm while you're studying and he'd be like

"y/n i need a pen,"

"oh? uh ok, here you can have this one," you hand him a pen that you happened to have tucked behind your ear

"no not that one,"

...????

"can't you go to momo and ask her to make the pen you want..?"

bakugo starts to get grumpy at this point lmao

"no, she doesn't know how to make it,"

"well, what pen do you want..??"

bakugo hesitates cus he doesn't wanna admit that he doesn't actually want a pen, he wants to be with you

"that one," he lamely points at a beat up tinkerbell pen that you've had since you were like twelve

"really?? out of all the pens you choose that one?"

"shut up and just get it"

"... you can grab it,"

he goes and grabs it and goes to walk out the door without a word and right before he leaves he leans back and looks at you

"i need a pencil"

"OH MY GOD BAKUGO"

he kept the tinkerbell pen btw

like denki, bakugo would steal things from your dorm and not just anything, things that are actually inconvenient to misplace

he'd take your bobby pin container or your favorite brush so you'd come to him to ask where it went, he'd give it back ofc but not without a fight

he'd act totally clueless and he'd wait till you actually start to get pissed to tell you where he actually put your thing

so back to how he'd actually be very aware of your emotions

he'd notice the smallest changes and can always tell when you're upset but he wouldn't exactly know how to help you

so instead of using words, he'd use actions

you had a really bad day and he walked you to your dorm and when he came in he's like

"shit, your dorm is a fucking disaster, how do you live like this," you scowl at bakugo cus like- wtf i'm rlly emotional here you're not helping

he scoffs and bends down to start picking up your shit

"seriously, i have no idea how you find anything in here, nothing is organized" and he'd just keeps grumbling like an old man while completely cleaning and reorganizing your room

dont you dare try and help him though, he will yell at you

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bonus: love languages!!

acts of service // giving

quality time // receiving

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𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

sero SCREAMS besfriends to lovers troupe

like- you two are already practically dating without even realizing it

the romantic tension

you guys banter and flirt with eachother so often, you both have no idea whether you're serious when you jokingly call the other sexy or not

the oblivious idiots troupe

sero makes everything a competition

not nearly to extent as bakugo would, but still goes a bit over the top

he'd use anything as an excuse to show off for you

one time, like the spiderman fanboy he is, he challenged you to see who can hang upside down the longest without passing out ( literally the stupidest idea, sero, you're going to loose braincells )

sero won, obviously and he takes full advantage of bragging rights

everyone says how denki's the flirt and whatever but NO

sero is the biggest mf flirt and denki got his game from him

so with that being said, you are not safe

HE IS A BULLY

he respects boundaries of course but that doesn't mean he's not gonna try and test his limits a bit and mess with you

he's always trying to get you flustered

god forbid you're shorter than him because he will tease the shit outta you for it

when you two train together, mf goes on overdrive ESPECIALLY if you two happen to be sparring together

he'd hover over you and lean his face in ever so slightly while your talking to him just to get a rise outta you

TILT YOUR HEAD UP WITH ONE FINGER

"could you repeat that? i'm having a hard time hearing,"

SHEEEEEEEE

but you also make fun of him for being tall, so it checks out

whenever he says some slick shit you're just like-

"I'm sorry, what? That's funny coming from someone who's above the national average height. you're disgusting, tall man; shrink perhaps" ( if anyone knows what tiktok audio i'm referencing, i'm in love with you )

hope you have your casket ready because sero's gonna slaughter your ass for that shit

ok but one time while you two were partnered up for hero training, you got on his nerves and he tied you up and left you hanging and the mf just left

maaaan were you livid

15 minutes

15 minutes you were left up there while sero was doing god knows what

you gave him the silent treatment for the rest of the day and sero was genuinely distressed cus he didn't mean to make you so mad

but lucky for him, he always knows how to get you to smile no matter how sad or are or how angry you are with him

he shoots you a piece of tape with his handwriting on it

he made up some stupid, horribly written poem asking for your forgiveness and he's just looking at you the entire time you're reading it with an exaggerated pout

how can you say mad at him?

on the topic of him sending you notes on his tape

he'd totally leave pieces of his tape in really obscure places in your dorm or even under your desk

they'd be really stupid messages too like-

"you stink"

or a really random inside joke you two have that makes literally no sense but even just the thought of it makes you laugh to tears

he'd also leave little origami figures he made with his tape in random places for you to find too

or he'd just give them to you

you have a shelf specifically dedicated for the things sero has made for you ( and he's really touched you actually keep all his shitty arts and crafts projects )

in conclusion, sero is the best and he is my favorite and i'd die for him

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bonus: love languages!!

gift giving // giving

physical touch // giving and recieving

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If you guys want, i can elaborate on their love languages in another post! <3

𝒇𝒊𝒏 . ✩

[toadallytickles]

I love when you and clay manage to talk about your NEST experiences, it’s always been something I’ve wanted to attend! One of the things that actually greatly interested me was the idea that you could request to go through a playful “tickle kidnapping” by signing up for it and asking them to act out an offered scenario. It’s something I would sign up for in a heartbeat, but I’ve always been curious, what are some of the more creative concepts and ideas that you’ve heard of with the Tickle ‘Nappings?

Bonus points if you share YOUR ideal concept if you were to sign up for it too 👀

Aw, thank you! That really inspires me to talk more about it! (In the NEST Server, there’s a list of questions you can answer about your NEST Experience to help newbies- maybe I should fill that out for Tumblr~). Clay and I will definitely talk about NEST 2022! I hope you and Rose can attend one year! That would be so awesome to meet you two! And I hope you get ‘napped~.

Yes! You can sign up to be consensually kidnapped at NEST! And you get to write down the scenario you want! (I will give a heads up that not everyone will be chosen to be ‘napped! This year they’ll choose about 4-5 to play out, usually the most interesting ones get picked!)

I’ve only attended one NEST (2019), so I don’t know a whole lot of scenarios, but when I was there, two tickle boys got bullied and tickled by a bunch of cheerleader ladies in the public playroom! And another time, I believe they were like tribe-themed and were on their way to capture their tickle prey~. Clay said one year the Lers dressed as Stormtroopers!

Wow.. okay.. uncalled for~ (〃￣▽￣〃)ゞ not doing anything but being nice~

Oh gosh- I’m still very shy about signing up! I don’t know if I could personally, I think I’d give my friends consent to plan their own ‘napping for me! If I were to sign up to be ‘napped, I think it would be really hot to be taken and tickled by Switch friends I’ve wrecked in the past, and then they banded together to get revenge on me~. If I were to make it fun and interesting, I think it would be so funny if I got the Lers to dress up in dog onesies and I’m the kitty lee they pick on! Or like a vet check-up tickle scene! 😋

[uwuwriting]

Midoriya, Todoroki and Shinsou being hit by a de-aging quirk

Request: HEY HEY HEYYY! Since I’ve seen you simping over Shinsou and sometimes if not all the time over Todoroki I would like to request the boys getting hit by a deaging quirk and having to be babied by their girlfriendssss. Oh and if you’d like could you add Midoriya in the mix? My boy needs more simps and you are president of the group. -anonymous

I’m in tears from the ask. I’ve been caught simping one too many times and now yall are calling me out. Snitches. SNITCHES GET STITCHES!!! Jk ... unless. Love yaa. 💖💖💖

rules

warnings: mild angst and mentions of trauma/bullying, the majority is fluff though.

Midoriya Izuku

-Baby face™

-You sure you are not looking at his normal face?

-I mean he IS baby and he looks baby.....baby.

-Anyways

-You were on patrol with the hero you were training with when you got called in to deal with an attack. 

-They didn’t give you many details only that the previous heroes that were on the scene were struggling. 

-So once there you started fighting with the villain, dodging his attacks effortlessly until you spotted a puff of green hair. 

-Izuku was here? 

-Why hadn’t you seen him?

-It’s not like him to run from a fight, maybe he’s hurt?

-Calling out to him you dodged the villain again and slid behind the car you saw last saw him and was met with .... a toddler??

-Tears were running down the boys’ face as he was trying to pry a small metal bar from under some debris.

-He looked awfully a lot like you boyfriend and for only a moment you completely forgot about the villain and drowned in the adorableness of the toddler. 

-He was mumbling All Might’s key phrase under his breath adding his own small punchlines. 

-Once the bar was free he raised it in the air with shaky hands and called out, “I’m here! Midoriya Izuku will save you!”

-So that’s what those beams of light do if they hit you. 

-Activating your ear piece you alerted your ‘boss’ that there was a child here and to not get hit by the beams unless you wanted to go back to your toddler days. 

-After assuring you that everything was under control and that you could leave you picked Izuku up and made your way to the school.

-Recovery Girl said that the quirk should ware off in a day or two and until then Aizawa had named you his temporary care taker. 

-In your dorm, Izuku was overly curious. 

-He was opening boxes and drawers, rampaging through your equipment and fawning over your hero costume. 

-He sat down after what felt like an eternity and started bombarding you with questions about your hero studies, your quirk, your technique, your teachers, All Might, your classmates, their quirks, All Might, your favorite hero, the hero you work with, ALL MIGHT.

-It was cute you would give him that but simultaneously he was talking your ear off. 

-And when you told him that All Might was actually one of your teachers?

-You are now taking an impromptu trip to the teachers lounge to visit All Might. 

-Thankfully he’s there and he doesn’t have any classes for the rest of the day so he spends most of his free time with baby Izuku. 

-You are pushed to the side for most of the afternoon until Izuku notices you sitting alone while he plays with All Might and he feels by. 

-Waving goodbye to All Might he waddled over to you and climbed on your lap, giving you a hug and asking what YOU wanted to do. 

-HE IS SO DAMN CUTE EYE-

-You go back to your dorm and spend the rest of your afternoon and night there. 

-You ordered his favorite food and put on a Disney movie. 

-He wouldn’t leave your lap, always staying either between your legs or hugging you. 

-He is such a cuddle bug omg!!!

-You find him adorable and just snuggle him, hugging him harder and kissing his forehead. 

-When it was time for bed he really didn’t want to go to sleep. 

-You may have chased him around your room trying to put on one of his shirts that you had in your room as a pj. 

-You had to tickle him into submission.

-You tucked him in and went to make you own makeshift bed on the floor so you wouldn’t bother him. 

- “Y-Y/N-san c-can you sleep h-here?”

-He was blushing and avoiding your gaze as he waited for you answer. 

-Smiling at him you put on your own pjs *which were a pair of shorts and one of his sweatshirts* and jump under the covers. 

-He snuggled into your chest, giving you a small peck on the cheek and falling asleep in like a second. 

-You were soft to the very soul. 

-You fell asleep rather quickly yourself feeling all warm inside. 

-The next morning you woke up with strong arms wrapped tightly around your waist and steady breathing making a broad chest rise and fall. 

-Izuku squinted at the morning light as you stirred slightly and looked down meeting your hooded eyes. 

- “Thank you princess, for everything.”

Bonus:

“You were an adorable baby you know that?”

“Y/N stop!!!”

“Had me almost yeeting our protection out the window.”

“Y/N!”

Todoroki Shouto

-His dad called you.

 -You were chilling in his dorm waiting for him to come back from his patrol with his dad. 

-You were sick the past few days and didn’t go to your hero studies.

-Shouto had been taking care of you but he had to leave at some point for his own studies. 

-Now Shouto has placed you as his emergency call on his phone along side Fuyumi and Deku. 

-You were the first name on the list and that’s why you were talking with his dad. 

- “Shouto was hit by a quirk while we were out and he is being ....difficult. I would prefer if you come get him I don’t think he would come near me anyways.”

-You heard a small cry in the back and asked immediately for their location. 

-I swear you haven’t gotten ready faster in your life.

-Arriving at the location you were met with.... a sight.

-Standing trembling across from Endeavor was a baby Shouto.

-He didn’t look a day over four, his scar was gone but his eyes were full of fear. 

-Endeavor was looking at him with a small frown on his face. 

-When he spotted you his eyes stayed on what you were wearing before motioning towards Shouto. 

-Look you were staying in YOUR boyfriend’s room surrounded by HIS clothes it was only logical for you to grab one of his hoodies. 

-Making your way to the terrified toddler you crouched down a few paces away from him.

-Giving him a small smile you whispered a shy ‘Hi Sho’ and waited for him to approach you. 

-His dual colored eyes scanned you before glancing back at his father who had turned his back to you and was talking on the phone. 

- “He won’t hurt you while I’m here. I won’t let him Sho I promise.”

-At that his eyes widened further and without warning he launched himself at you wrapping his small arms around your torso, a hiccup leaving his trembling lips. 

- “N-no he w-will hurt you l-like m-mommy *sob* I-I don’t want h-him to h-hurt you.” 

-You carefully brought him into a hug leaving a kiss on the top of his head as you whispered reassurances in his ear. 

-He stopped crying after a while and agreed on coming with you to the dorms. 

- “I’m taking him to UA he will be safe there.”

-You didn’t really wait for a response before scooping him up in your arms and walking off towards the school. 

-Once there you stopped by Aizawa’s room informing him of the situation. 

-He allowed you to take him to his room and stay with him for as long as he is like this.

-In his room you didn’t put him down opting to get everything ready for your Disney marathons while he was still in your arms. 

-All the while Shouto was playing with strands of your hair and asking you small questions about you, your room, your school. 

-He was still shy though, never talking too much and always speaking in a hushed tone. 

-Poor baby was so afraid of everything. 

-Once all was in place, you settled on his bed covering both of you in a blanket while he rested between your legs. 

-During the first movie he sat there his full attention on the screen. 

-By the time you reached the third movie he was becoming restless, looking around the room and ignoring the movie as a whole. 

-Then you heard his stomach rumbling.

- “Why don’t we go make some cold soba hm?”

-You haven’t seen him smile that bright since the moment he turned and it was the cutest most precious sight in the world. 

-While making soba he was rather talkative even going as far as letting out giggles and small laughs.

-He enjoyed his soba and you were happy since you saw him without that petrified glint in his eyes. 

-When it was time for bed he was very obedient, immediately putting on the clothes you had out for him and laying in bed instantly.

-He had made no requests all this time so it surprised you when he tugged at your hoodie sleeve and motioned to the spot beside him with his eyes. 

-Giggling you settled next to him and gave him a small peck on the nose making him scrunch it up. 

- “Goodnight Sho.”

-He was already half asleep when you whispered goodnight.

- “G’night, love you.”

-EVEN HIS MUMBLING WAS SO CUTE!!!

- “I love you too.”

-The next day you woke up alone and if you were being honest you had a mini heart attack.

-Then the door opened and your fully grown boyfriend walked in, tray in hand as the smell of pancakes filled the room. 

- “I can’t thank you enough for yesterday, love.”

-Sitting down next to you he kissed you on the lips, a love struck look on his face.

- “I love you.”

Bonus:

“Seeing you being so motherly had me imagining our kids.”

“Shouto we are 15....”

“I can always steal my dad’s credit card....”

 “......You’ve got a point.”

Shinsou Hitoshi

*BABY BOY WON’T YOU COME MY WAY?????*

-He was training with some of Aizawa’s old coworkers. 

-He didn’t dodge an attack and was hit square in the chest. 

-Now he was buried under a pile of clothes, whimpers leaving his lips. 

-Aizawa went into a panic.....how many kids would he have to adopt?? 

-Now you two are not very vocal about your relationship, borderline keeping it under wraps not wanting to draw much attention to you. 

-But Aizawa is dad and he knows... KNOWS when one of his students has a crush. 

-Especially if it’s a girl since all the girls need an extra dad to scare bad boyfriends away. 

-So he hasn’t missed how you look at each other or how you may have come back into class smelling like Shinsou. 

-He has even seen you in one of Shinsou’s hoodies. 

-If he was being honest he caught you off guard.

-It was like  3 am and you had gotten up to grab a glass of water.

-Aizawa was still up grading some papers and he scared the shit out of you; idk how your screech didn’t wake anyone up. 

-The only comment he made was nice hoodie and you KNEW he had caught a whiff of your relationship. 

-So that’s the reason why Aizawa is now knocking on YOUR door ready to leave a very scared Shinsou in your care. 

-Babysitting......great. 

-Once you opened the door your face contorted into three emotions: fear cause once again you were wearing your boyfriend’s clothes, confusion cause why was there a toddler sized Shinsou in his arms and anxiety cause well your homeroom teacher was standing right outside your bombarded room in which you should have been studying but you could faintly hear the animal crossing music coming from your switch. 

- “Hitoshi was hit by a de-aging quirk and since you two are so....close I’ll leave him with you. Plus I trust you.” 

-And with that he placed baby Shin in your arms and left. 

-You two looked at one another before you let out a small laugh trying to lighten up the mood. 

-Tears formed in the corners of his eyes as he stared at you. 

-Bringing him closer to your chest you started rocking him back and forth humming a tune he would sing to you when you were having a bad day. 

-He calmed down immediately. 

-Like stopped sniffling the moment he heard the tune.

-He started humming along with you and as you pulled him from your chest you wiped away the stray tears giving him another smile in the process. 

-He rested his forehead gently on your own as his small hands came to grab your cheeks. 

-The rest of your time with him was very calm and quiet. 

-He was a very reserved and calm child never making a request or whining. 

-You two colored some outlines you printed and then played a few board games. 

-He got out of his shell when you suggested going for a walk to the park to pet the kitties. 

-He wouldn’t let go of your hand even when he saw the cats and you could feel how excited he was. 

-He was overly attached to you calling you Y/N-chan and even going as far as to say ‘love you’ before his afternoon nap. 

-Your heart was MELTING.

-He was adorable. 

-So cute with his lavender hair standing up even at this age and his violet eyes scanning everything and everyone. 

-He was a blessing. 

-Then he started talking in his sleep and that’s when you realized why he was such a low maintenance child. 

-His whimpers echoed through the dorm as he begged someone to leave him alone. 

-That he wouldn’t use his quirk. 

-That  he wasn’t a villain.

-He had talked to you about his past, how people used to bully him for his quirk or how they would call him a villain. 

-It broke your heart seeing that even at the early age of four he had nightmares of what those kids said to him. 

-Climbing in bed beside him you brought him flush to your chest running a hand through his hair as you peppered his forehead with kisses. 

- “Shhh baby shh. I’m here they can’t hurt you.”

-You fell asleep when he finally stopped crying. 

-When you woke up you were laying flat on Shinsou’s chest his hands running mindlessly up and down your back. 

- “I’m sorry for forcing you to take care of me kitten.”

-Kissing up his neck until you reached his lips you added:

- “You were an angel there’s no need to apologize love.”

-He hugged you incredibly tighter, burying his face in your hair. 

-He was so deeply in love with you words cannot express. 

Bonus:

“Next time I’m not pulling out.”

“Hitoshi what the hell??”

“What? You expect me to see you all motherly and NOT want to get you pregnant as soon as possible?”

“I think someone has a breeding kink.”

“Yeah yeah wait till you see me with a toddler....you’ll be begging me to fill-”

“SHUT UP!!!”

TAG TEAM AY:

@iwaqchan​ @the-arcana-fan-fic​ @angelwritings​ @axerrri​ @reinyrei​

[amazingmsme]

Just a cute little idea I had:

Nandor finds out that Guillermo is insanely ticklish and uses his vampiric strength to his benefit, and basically pins the poor guy down, teasing him the entire time because nandor is evil and unjust. Bonus points if he starts using the situation to “make” Guillermo agree to do better around the house.

Like Nandor’s sitting there going for his ribs all the while being like “hmm- you know Guillermo you really haven’t been dusting properly! I can see it floating around in the air! Are you going to improve with that?” “YEHEHEHES MAHAHSTER- I PROHOHIMISE”

Bakaavakdj thank you so much I fucking love this you have no idea! I know Nandor is such a fucking menace to Guillermo. I like to think he found out a few years into his familiarship & never let him live it down. He loooves to just pounce on him out of the clear blue & make up an excuse as to why he deserves it. Guillermo is kinda annoyed by it but his master is actually playing with him! He’s being affectionate! He may be a bully but he’s being a nicer bully than usual! He could totally turn the tables if he wanted to but is low key scared of how bad he’d get it afterwards lol.

I’m also in love with the idea of Nandor walking in to see Lazlo or Nadja or both tickling him & he gets super defensive & pissy that they’re wrecking his familiar. Something like “Stop! What do you think you’re doing to him?” & marches over to snatch him away from them & they’re like “uh tickling him like you always do. He had attitude with us.” Nandor scolds them like “he can’t have attitude with me because I’m his master. He can sass you whenever he wants, I don’t care. But don’t touch him, he’s mine” & hisses for good measure. Guillermo is very touched that he came to his rescue & tries to thank him but Nandor just tells him to shut up.

Idk if you meant this as a prompt but I too am starving for wwdits t content so I’ll get around to it

[dyk3pup]

omo concepts that i can’t stop thinking abt 🩷

[mrsluttystark]

Repeat After Me

Tony was growing tired of his life, the never ending routine he’d tied himself down to.  Even with a fiancee, a stable job, and a comfortable life, there was hardly a time where he didn’t think about the past to escape the present.  He could never have guessed a simple friend request and a pretty Peter Parker would be his undoing as well as his sanctuary. 18+

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Tags: nff, age difference, former teacher/student

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Peter hadn’t been on Facebook in years...technically.  Maybe every so often just to update his profile picture so people knew he didn’t still look like a 15 year old with a face riddled with baby fat.  Sure, he could just delete his account, but he’ll admit he likes knowing what his high school classmates are up to.  It was interesting to see how some people he’s known since elementary school turned out now that they were all college graduates.  He’s never interacted in those times, just lurked and scrolled for a few minutes before he came across a corny meme or a factually incorrect post that looks like it was screenshotted a million times and had to exit.

He was extra bored tonight, though.  Peter tried not to think about how quiet it was now that he lived in his own apartment.  Aunt May had moved in with her boyfriend after Peter graduated and landed a job at Oscorp. It came with a starting bonus and a large paycheck that allowed Peter to live comfortably on his own while he worked in the R & D department. A compromise made with Norman Osborn instead of selling him the rights to the web fluid he created in college.  Peter wanted to continue to develop it front and center; find every possible application for it. So much so, that he didn’t get to go out much. Ned was in DC at his NASA internship, living out his “guy in a chair” dreams.  MJ was somewhere in Asia, backpacking with her girlfriend.  The friends he made at Columbia went their separate ways.

So this was his life now. Wake up, go to work, come home, sleep. Alone.

After getting home from work around 6 pm, Peter went for an hour long run, ate dinner, and showered.  8 pm found him sitting on his living room sofa, flipping aimlessly between different streaming services unable to find anything interesting to watch.  He went through Instagram, Twitter, and even Tumblr a few times before the last “you’re all caught up!” notification popped up on his phone. So, with a heavy sigh, he propped two pillows against the wall for him to lean on, flopped down on his bed, and opened Facebook.

The first post Peter saw was a life event update from Flash Thompson, his high school nuisance, (“bully” would be giving him too much credit) “In a Relationship with Brad Davis”. Peter huffed out a breath, not really surprised with how much Flash used to tease him about being openly bisexual. Penis Parker. How original.

A memory appeared at the top of his feed from 7 years ago, today.  It was a picture of him and Ned when they finished building his Lego Death Star.  Peter smiled at that, Ned was holding it above his head with a beaming smile plastered on his face.  His younger self had both scrawny arms thrown in the air looking triumphant as ever, curls unruly, and rectangular metal glasses falling halfway down his nose.

Peter was glad he filled out a bit since he was 15 and traded in wearing glasses daily for contacts.  His curls were still nice and floppy, the tips of them tickling his ears, but he liked it that way.  Plus, he could tame them when he wanted to.

He scrolled for a while longer, watched a few videos of cats being adorable assholes and one-pot recipes, went on Marketplace to see what people in his area were selling.  He even went through his old pictures and deleted the incredibly embarrassing ones, and updated his profile picture to his most recent selfie.  

This Facebook arc was coming to a quick end, he could feel the boredom seeping back in. He looked to his right, the bright red digital numbers on his clock read 10:05 pm. Good enough.  He can turn in for the night without feeling inept.

Thumb poised, ready to swipe the App closed, his eyes caught on a name in the “People You May Know” section.  Tony Stark. As in, Mr. Stark, his Sophomore Chemistry teacher. AKA his most inappropriate high school crush.  Despite being alone, Peter could feel the tips of his ears heat up.

Wow, he hadn’t thought of Mr. Stark in years.

Alright, that’s not true.  Peter thinks about him every time he wonders why he has an affinity for older men. Besides the point, he’s taken back to Midtown, sitting front row, head balanced on his palm watching dreamily as Mr. Stark explained how atoms and molecules join together through ionic and covalent bonding (which Peter already knew, so it was fine that he was zoning out).  The man’s voice was like honey, words oozing smooth and sweet, rumbling deeply in his chest.  Peter remembers every time he caught his eye while he scanned the room during lectures.  Mr. Stark was 30 then, it was his first year teaching, and a 15 year age gap seemed like a canyon.  

Peter tapped on his name to go to his profile so he can get a better look at his picture. His heart was racing, despite a few sporadic grey hairs at his temples, some crows feet wrinkling at the corner of his eyes, and deeper smile lines, he looked the absolute same.  Fucking hot. If anything, all those things made him look even sexier.  Licking his lips, Peter tried to go through his profile to see more photos of the man, unfortunately he had a lot of his privacy settings on so there wasn’t much to see but his last profile picture update and location.  He still lived in New York, so that was a plus, but Peter wanted - needed to see more.

His thumb hovered over the Add Friend button.  It wouldn’t be weird, would it? He was Facebook friends with other teachers from Midtown.  He graduated over four years ago, and he wasn’t a lovesick kid with a school boy crush anymore.  Fuck it, right? The worst he can do is deny the friend request.

Tap.

“Add Friend” turned into “Cancel Request”, and Peter blew out a large breath he didn’t realize he was holding.

Alright, Peter.  Time to turn in. He said to himself as he threw his phone onto his bed and got up to brush his teeth.  No use waiting around, he wasn’t going to accept it tonight or any time soon for that matter.  When he got back from the bathroom, he didn’t even bother looking at his phone.  He plugged it in, placed it face down on his nightstand, and drifted off to sleep.

A few minutes later, the man’s phone lit up with a Facebook notification, unbeknownst to a slumbering Peter Parker.

-

Tony’s daily routine had been rather monotonous lately, to say the least.  Since he’d made his way up the proverbial ladder of life and moved on from being a teacher to becoming a senior engineer at a major tech conglomerate, you’d think his day-to-day life of overseeing technical advancement projects wouldn’t be so boring.

The paycheck was substantially bigger than when he was a high school teacher and the amount of technology he had access to was more than the idle body walking the street could ever dream of, but…he missed teaching.  He missed the kids.  The pure unadulterated joy they displayed whenever Tony praised them on their science projects.  He watched over brilliant men and women every day but nothing compared to the ambition of those kids.  

Tony often found himself dreading going to work each day, and coming home to an empty house and take-out food his fiancée left for him that night.

Pepper was a great woman.  Fierce and reliable.  She was there when Tony’s parents died.  She even stuck through all the years of Tony trying to decide what he wanted to do with his life. So, naturally, Tony proposed to her when he graduated from college. As a “thank you” and as a promise.  That once he had enough money he would make an honest woman out of her.  Of course, she already was an honest woman.   It was Tony who needed the support, she was all he had left besides Rhodey, but he decided to join the Air Force and shipped off right after graduation.  Tony sees him every couple of months, if even that.

She has had all these years to focus on her own career as well while Tony worked menial jobs and then became a teacher.  When Tony finally got the Mechanical Engineer job, she was so relieved to not have to be the only one taking care of the bills.  Though she never said it, Tony knew. Pepper is the head of HR at Oscorp as well as Norman Osborn’s personal assistant.  Operating at the same routine for seven years now and she doesn’t seem to be bored, but that’s Pepper - reliable.

It’s been nine years since Tony asked her to marry him, and he’s been financially capable of paying for an adequate wedding for two of them.  The truth is, Pepper has become a part of the monotony that Tony is so tired of.

Tony opened the door to their apartment, the main hall light illuminating the dark wood flooring and the entry table he tossed his keys down on. Toeing off his shoes, he could already smell the Thai food Pepper had eaten and left for him.  He flipped the lights on and made his way to the kitchen, loosening his tie and unbuttoning the first two buttons in the process.  Rounding the large white marble island at the center, Tony reached into the bottom cabinet, pulled out a bottle of scotch, and poured himself a finger before throwing the left-overs in the microwave to heat up.  

A little white card with Pepper’s uniform handwriting sat on the table next to the take-out bag: Emergency at work. Don’t wait up. Love you, Pep x.  Tony took a sip of his drink, unaffected, it’s been happening more as of late with Oscorp’s new launch around the corner.

“JARVIS, could ya turn on the TV for me? Oh, and heat up my food.” Tony spoke into the open space.  He’d been working on his own Artificial Intelligence software in his spare time and recently implemented it-him into their apartment’s security and electrical.  Pepper was wary at first, seeing Tony put up cameras in every single room. Even the bathroom, Tony?  He assured her that it was unhackable, bet it on his life.

“Certainly, sir.”  A disembodied british voice replied.  Sure enough, the TV powered on and the microwave came to life.  

“Thanks, J.”  Tony would be lying if he said he wasn’t proud of himself.  He’d been drawing up the specs for JARVIS since he was in high school, now he finally had the means to develop him.

When the microwave turned off, Tony gathered up his plate and went to sit on the black leather sectional in the living room.  Shoveling a mouth full of pad thai with his chopsticks, he kicked up his feet to rest them on the ottoman in front of him. He very well knows he could just pull out his phone and look, but he wanted to give JARVIS a little workout.

“Got anything new for me?”

“An email from Mr. Justin Hammer about a job offer, would you like me to read it aloud to you, sir?” Tony waved his hand dismissively with a sour expression.  Justin Hammer, a sad excuse for a tech mogul, cutting corners for a bigger pay off.

“Delete it, will ya?”

As Tony scrapes the rest of his plate clean, he rises off the couch and stretches his arms and body.  The pain in his lower back calls for a hot shower to soothe his aching muscles.  Earlier today he’d been bent over his lab table working on an advanced prosthesis that can form to any amputee with ease and give them full range of motion like it was theirs, not just a placeholder.  He was grateful his employer seemed to actually care about the greater good.

Tony went to pour himself another finger before retreating to the bedroom to take that shower his body was craving.  He undressed slowly, watching himself in the full length mirror opposite the foot of his California King bed. The tie went first, falling lightly to the carpeted floor.  He unbuttoned the rest of his shirt and tossed it in the laundry basket along with his slacks.  Olive skin pulled taut against the small yet defined muscles of his stomach, chest, and arms littered with various burns and scars from working with robotics and chemicals.  

Tony definitely wasn’t 21 anymore but he knew he looked good for 37. He could only thank his genes for that and the still full head of hair despite his greying temples that he never bothered to dye.

“JARVIS, shower?” He heard the water splash against the tile of the shower floor and waited until he could see the steam bellow out into the hall to down the rest of his glass and make his way to the bathroom.

The hot spray connecting with his cool skin made him jump a little until he got used to the heat enough to relax.  The buzz he was feeling from the scotch aiding the water in loosening his muscles.  After washing his hair, Tony decided to stand beneath the spray for a while longer, reveling in the gentle caress of the water.

He then grabbed his mesh loofah ball, poured some body wash on it, and started scrubbing his body.  Washing away the trials and tribulations of the day, along with some oil and grease.  He worked over his arms, chest, and back.  Bent over to wash his legs and feet, then dragged the loofah over his ass and stomach before he lightly grazed his cock, making it twitch in response.

God, he was so wound up, he and Pepper hadn’t had sex in over two months.  Always so busy, always just missing each other.  When they did happen to be home at the same time, they were too tired to do anything.

He wrapped a soapy hand around his shaft and stroked lazily to work himself to full hardness, which didn’t take very long.  Tony tried thinking about Pepper but he couldn’t quite imagine her face and her body, the scotch must be making his mind hazy.  He chuckled softly at the thought, not even believing it himself.

Searching through his brain for something to get him there, Tony grunted in annoyance that nothing was coming to him.  

He thought harder, until a body started to form in his mind.  Smooth pale skin over a lithe, hard body.  The V at the bottom of the abdomen pointing to a skinny dick with a pretty pink head.  Tony had a fondness toward pretty twinks in college, the one he was imagining mirrored the ones he fucked before he met Pepper.

His hand began stroking faster as his thoughts got more detailed.  In his mind, he stretched the young man open with his fingers before seating his newly opened hole on Tony’s larger, thicker cock.  He braced himself with one arm against the shower wall while his other hand tightened around his shaft.  Hunched over, eyes closed, he saw a pert little ass bouncing up and down, swallowing every inch of him.  He moaned loudly, keenly aware that he was home alone, imagining high whimpers and whines thrumming in his ears as the boy in his mind came.  Tony came in spurts down the drain soon after with a choked off groan.

Rinsing himself again, he got out of the shower, quickly toweled off his body and hair before wrapping it around his waist and making his way out into the bedroom once again.  His body definitely felt looser than it had been when he arrived home from work.  Pulling out another of the same bottle of scotch from the small bar cart he had in his room, he poured himself another drink.

“Have a good shower, sir?”  If Tony didn’t know any better, he’d think JARVIS was taunting him.

Tony scowled and raised an eyebrow at the ceiling.

“I don’t remember programming you to be nosy.” He mumbled under his breath.

“Actually, sir. You designed me to do exactly that.”

“Or to give me lip.” No response.

“You did receive a new notification in your absence.  Would you like to know what it is?” He took a sip of his drink.

“Yeah, sure.”

“You received a Facebook friend request from a Mr. Peter Parker.”

Peter Parker? Why did that seem familiar?

“Throw it up on the screen for me, J.”  The flatscreen lit up, displaying Peter’s profile.

The first thing Tony noticed was the sharp, angular jawline coupled with high cheekbones.  A stark contrast to the delicate chestnut curls pushed back into a nice cowlick wave.  His smile was bright, pure, and genuine, like the photo had been snapped right as he finished laughing.

It wasn’t until Tony looked at his eyes did he realize who this was.  The soft brown eyes were identical to a lanky teenage boy that sat in the front row of his Chemistry class when he taught at Midtown High.  Even behind his wiry glasses back then, Tony could tell that his eyes radiated a wholesome energy - just like they did now.  That had been...what? Seven years ago?  Peter was one of his most brilliant students.  Hardly paid attention in class but knew the material like the back of his hand.

Tony almost felt guilty about finding him attractive. Almost.

He accepted the request without another thought.  Peter would be 22 by now, nothing weird about that, right?  He scrolled through his basic info.  Still lives in New York.  Graduated from Columbia.  Single.  Interested in men and women.  He doesn’t ever really post anything, then again neither did Tony.  The only things on his page were happy birthday posts and tagged photos from his Aunt May.  Tony remembered parent/teacher conferences with her, he guessed being smokin’ hot ran in the family.

Tony couldn’t bring himself to feel bad about potentially lusting over this kid.  He’d always been faithful to Pepper, but something was missing.  Tony craved excitement and some inkling of control over his life.  Besides, he could look, as long as he didn’t touch.  This is just a Facebook friendship after all.

He pulled the Facebook app up on his phone and tapped on the “Message” icon.  When the screen pulled up the chat box, Tony gulped down the rest of his scotch, feeling just on the right side of drunk, and typed out two words.

Hey, Kid.

-

tags: @sweetqueen449, @slut-for-starker, @dim-ships-johnlock, @starkerhowlter, @sthefystarkersworld, @crazycocococonut, @bris-sins, @delicateavenuenacho, @problemchildnoonewanted (I’ll def be implementing some of your points in future chapters!)

[franklyshipping]

Magnum also does lots of roleplays where he's a pirate captain and will either "bully" the new shipmate with teases and tickles. Or pretend that he's captured a rival ship crew and "torture" them for answers. Bonus points if he has a little (or kraken big) squid pet.

He defo gives off vibe of not having a favorite type of lee. He enjoys tickling the snot out of theives and arrogant egos just as much as tickling the softer more obedient egos.

And has biiiig lungs that can blow super long raspberries, not even any septic egos can compare. Oh and they're deadly. Along with that beard say goodbye!

OOOO THIS IS EVIL WOWIE 😆💜

[jjuzoir]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT WAS THE BEST HEADCANON I'VE EVER READ! I LOVE IT SO MUCH I ALMOST CRIED. YOU ARE SUCH A TALENTED WRITER JXKYDKYDKYDKYDITDTI I'M DYING RN OML. CAN YOU DO A RELATIONSHIP HEADCANON FOR BANRI AS WELL GXJGXJFXJTZ YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL BLESS YOUR SOUL❤️💜💕💖♥️💙💛🧡💗💚

Request:

A/N: damn you really making my heart go monika huh??? ily sm you’re so nice i- 🥺🥺💖💖 i’m all emo now brb gonna cry

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To Date Banri Settsu:

- You mean trash man? (I’m so sorry I’m a Juza stan-)

- You guys started dating after you rejected him at least 4 times.

- And I mean reject him, no small giggles like “uwu maybe~” I’m talking; “Lmao no eat a dick”

- He’ll 100% come off as an arrogant little shit who thinks he’s the best thing ever and totally reminds you how lucky you are you’re dating him.

- (Totally says it to discredit the fact he’s head over heels for you, he would absolutely beat anyone up for you if you asked but that’s for another troupe).

- Dating Banri would lowkey be the best and worst thing ever;

- He can be extremely thoughtful and nice, he obviously cares about you to death...

- But you’re also going to be having to babysit him,,, like… literal babysitting.

- You’ll have to get used to having a backpack filled with snacks and first-aid kits, have your phone filled with games for him too.

- This boy does not know how to NOT get into fights, especially when you’re around or when the challenger somehow shoves you into the fight (catcalling, bothering you, etc).

- He has such a short temper it’s legitimately annoying to deal with him outside of the dorm because there Sakyo or Izumi keep him in check.

- He’ll win, the only person who can beat his ass is Juza, but that doesn’t mean he won’t get hurt. He’s strong not made out of iron.

- Get ready to sit him down on a park bench while he eats a popsicle you bought him so he’d shut up while you patch him up.

- “Come on, he had it coming plus I beat his ass real nice-! Aw, shit [Name] stop rubbing the cut so much! You tryin’ to patch me up or kill me?”

- You know how he and Itaru are basically shut in gamer boys? Now you’ve got to deal with Banri and his stinky smelling ass when he shuts himself off playing video games.

- Get ready to get Sakyo and Omi to drag his ass to get a shower.

- You bet your ass he will make you wash his hair, but in return you make him wear boxers with some floaters and now he feels like a toddler.

- Bonus points if you fill up the tub with bubbles and kid toys, that’ll make him extra embarrassed and you bet your ass Tenma and Juza will pay you to let them in.

- “I’m 17, [Name], you don’t have to treat me like a kid!”

- “Maybe stop acting like one??”

- “Can’t believe you’re dating your babysitter Settsu.”

- “Hyodo shut the fuck up before I throw Mr. Duck at you!”

- Juza and you will eventually bond and become best friends, much to Settsu’s distaste, probably over having to deal with his bullshit.

- He’s his roommate and you’re his girlfriend; you’re both basically babysitters (that is until Juza and Banri start fighting and now you’re dealing with two 4 year olds going at it).

- Your relationship is actually a secret to people at both schools you guys attend to; hell, even your family doesn’t know.

- He is known as a delinquent after all…

- You kind of forget that, since he acts so nice and sweet with you; it’s sometimes shocking hearing rumors of your boyfriend almost hospitalizing someone.

- You guys had dinner at your place so he’d meet your parents, classic bad boy meets s/o’s parents for the first time;

- It actually went surprisingly bad at first, he couldn’t stop looking kind of scary and he had a hard time getting along with your folks but eventually you made it out alive and with arrangements for teatime next weekend.

- Would 100% expect you to watch him practice solely for you to praise him over Juza (one time you didn’t and actually congratulated Juza and he went into a whole ass rant that only stopped after you kissed him and dragged him by his hair).

- (Oh please bully his haircut for me! He looks like a mushroom, a stinky geasy mushroom.)

- Everyday activities are now couple activities; especially gaming.

- Washing dishes? It’s a completion and whoever wins chooses the movie you’ll watch later. Helping him do the laundry? Whoever finishes first gets to eat the biggest piece of the desserts Omi made.

- You play multiplayer online games and join his guild and now that’s all you do on weekdays. Except you actually shower, he doesn’t. Disgusting pig.

- You actually spend a lot of time in his room with Juza, and Juza actually enjoys having you over, and even if in the surface he’s annoyed as hell that he steals you away sometimes he’s also realized that you can act as a mediator for their fights and get along with his members.

- “For once Settsu isn’t such a damn bother…”

- You two sleep in the same bed and Juza always keeps in check you don’t act out.

- He doesn’t want to wake up to anything weird, capiche?

- Banri truly does his best to make you happy and you do too, and that’s kind of all he needs in life. Especially since he’s still young, barely 17 with a delinquent image, people forget he’s also human and that he loves and needs love.

- Even if it’s hard sometimes, especially since he’s always claiming to live life in ultra-easy mode; he truly does love you a lot.

- And he reminds you everyday however he can; texts, calls, and dates.

- Sending you flowers, cards; he’s so cheesy sometimes it’s shocking such sweet things come out of such a rough looking fellow.

- He loves taking you out on mall-dates and walks on the park (don’t tell anyone he’s soft like that, he will tickle you until your cry), and his favorite; arcade dates where he’ll be banned because he wins you everything.

-You have to take a 45 minute bus ride to the mall because he’s banned for life because he wins everything, they’ve had to shut down stalls because he got you everything.

- Sure he’s a pain in the ass most of the time, but he’s never bored with you.

- For some reason, he’s more than happy to go into ultra-hard mode for you.

[rainbowwing251]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone! Remember to wear green, or else... well, the tradition says that you will get pinched, but that’s a bit boring, isn’t it?

To celebrate this day, here’s a list of Smash fighters who are not wearing green in any of their alternate costumes. If they don’t have an alt that changes a part of their body to a green color, they will also be on this list. All of the fighters will be in alphabetical order.

I’ll have a headcanon for all of these fighters, so I will write them in parenthesis, right next to their names. If I have a headcanon for a group of fighters, I will write it in brackets (though this only applies to three of the fighters that will be on this list).

Ready to see who will most likely be tickled to death on St. Patrick’s Day? Tap or click on “Read More” to see the list!

Cloud (Shulk likes to go after Cloud for not wearing green once the former learns about the tradition [he probably learned about the tradition the hard way]. Unfortunately for him, Cloud likes to get revenge on him, and it is VERY easy for him to do so. Aren’t older brothers the best?)

Corrin (Female Corrin, who shall be referred to as Kamui from here on out on this blog, doesn’t have a green alt, but her male counterpart does. Corrin will tickle Kamui as soon as she wakes up on St. Patrick’s Day, if she doesn’t remember to wear green the night before.)

Duck Hunt (The dog doesn’t turn green in any of the alts, but it can’t be tickled, so it doesn’t matter. The duck does have green on it in alts 2[?], 3, 5, and 7, but it can’t be tickled, so that also doesn’t matter.)

Enderman (No one goes after it, since it isn’t ticklish.)

Hero (All of them, though Solo [the third and seventh alt] could get away with not wearing green or having green on any part of his body. His hair is turquoise in Smash, but in Dragon Quest IV, his sprite shows him with green hair. In the end, it’s up to the other fighters, especially the other Heroes, to determine if he should be let off the hook. No matter what the decision is, Solo will go after the other Heroes for not wearing green. Luminary/Eleven is probably the one that he would take out first, since he is the most ticklish out of the four of them [at least in my eyes].)

Inkling (All of them, except for the second male alt. This Inkling likes to go after the other Inklings for not wearing green or being green-colored, but he has to do it quick, or else the other Inklings will gang up on him to take their revenge. Despite what the above statement implies, this tickling is all in good fun. The green Inkling is not a bully, and neither are the other Inklings.)

Joker (Ren/Akira remined himself to wear green the first time he celebrated St. Patrick’s Day with the other fighters, but unfortunately, he forgot to do so. Up until that point, no one knew that he was ticklish. Now his secret is out. Oops.)

Mewtwo (No one has the courage to tickle Mewtwo, and he likes it that way. So even if he doesn’t wear green on St. Patrick’s Day, he won’t get tickled.)

Morton Koopa Jr. (See the headcanon at the end of this list)

Pac-Man (Would he even be ticklish? I have no idea.)

Pichu (The other fighters need to be careful with tickling Pichu, unless they want to get electrocuted. Pichu doesn’t mean any harm, it just has trouble with controlling it’s electrical powers. If you tickle it, it might end up laughing too hard, and it might shock you. Or itself. Poor thing. Pikachu wouldn’t have to worry about this, however.)

Pokemon Trainer (The male Pokemon Trainer, who shall be referred to as Red from here on out on this blog, doesn’t wear green in any of his alts. The female Trainer, who shall be referred to as Leaf, does wear green in her second alt. She and her Pokemon will go after Red if he forgets to put on something green-colored before he leaves the room for the day.)

Robin (Female Robin, who shall be referred to as Reflect, doesn’t have a green alt, but male Robin does. Similar to Corrin, Robin will tickle Reflect as soon as she wakes up if she forgets to put on something green-colored the night before. However, unlike Corrin, Robin might tickle Reflect before she can even wake up that morning.)

Roy Koopa (See the headcanon at the end of this list)

Shulk (Everyone goes after Shulk already, but on St. Patrick’s Day... yeah, he’s fucked. Bonus points if he is wearing his swimming trunks. Some of the fighters will wait until he’s only in his swimming trunks to tickle him, since all of his weak spots will be exposed at that point. Cloud in particular likes to go after Shulk for not wearing green, but he doesn’t have a green alt either, so Shulk might retaliate in order to punish him. Long story short, these two tend to end up in a tickle fight on St. Patrick’s Day, though tickle fights between these two are not a rare occurrence on normal days.)

Simon (Simon isn’t that ticklish, and he doesn’t really like to be tickled. The only time he will enjoy it is if Richter is the ler. So on St. Patrick’s Day, Richter might go after Simon for not wearing green. Unfortunately for him, Simon will often get revenge.)

Steve (Would he even be ticklish? Like with Pac-Man, I have no idea.)

Villager (All of them, except for female Villager alts 2 and 4. Similar to the Inklings, these two Villagers will go after all of the other Villagers for not wearing green. And like the green Inkling, they will often become the victims of a revenge-fueled gang tickle. However, unlike the green Inkling, there are two of them, so there is a chance that one of them will escape.)

Wendy O. Koopa (See the headcanon below)

[For Morton, Roy Koopa, and Wendy, Bowser, Bowser Jr., and the other four Koopalings will tickle these three until they either put on something green, or get tired of the tickling. If the latter occurs, then they will be left alone. Bowser, Bowser Jr., and the Koopalings all respect each other’s boundaries and limits.]

[orleans-jester]

How they sleep - Teen Character Headcannons.

Agnes Renault

Agnes still believes in so much good in the world, that sometimes she is vulnerable when she sleeps. Also, she’s had the added bonus of living in a big house with plenty of security and a cop as a father who keeps them safe. She sleeps on her back, her front fully exposed, but almost always in a neat and straight line. No bent knees, no sprawling. Arms are usually holding herself in some way, or a ‘mummified’ pose with them crossed over her breasts. Light snore, nothing that would wake anybody up, but definitely noticeable. Rarely rolls around. Pretty heavy sleeper, usually has to set double alarms. When she wakes up, she’s usually yawning until she showers, or eats.

Declan Ratcliffe

This boy sleeps in very awkward angles on his bed. He never upgraded to anything bigger than when he was a kid, so he still had that single twin mattress, with those stupid dinosaur sheets but they could never afford anything else, not with that money being spent on his ol’ dad’s beer habits. Usually curled up to one side, knees bent, cuddling his flat ass pillow. Pretty quiet sleeper, bit of heavy breathing and some drooling, but that’s about it when it comes to noise. When he’s up - the boy is up, because if he’s not, he usually gets beat for being lazy.

Frank Skellington

Frank usually just passes out in any position that he’s in when he gets into bed. If he even gets to bed. He has the miraculous ability that most teenage boys, and men, seem to have where he can fall asleep anywhere in almost any position. Sitting up, cramped, on a bus, on a train, he even thought once he fell asleep while on a long walk. But he usually ends up in a position being flat on his stomach, head buried deep in the pillow, almost to the point where he can’t breathe and he’ll wake himself up. He snores only when he’s in the deepest sleep, a bit of a tosser and a turner. Sometimes mumbles but you can rarely make out whatever it is that he’s saying. He’s usually tired as hell until his second cigarette of the day but manages to get through it, if whatever he woke up for is worth staying up for.

Figaro Gepetto

This is a kid who was taught by their father that every single doll that they owned had a soul. Every plushie, because as someone who made these things, he put those souls into them, the same way that the grand creator put souls inside of people. And though Figaro is now definitely old enough to stop believing in such fairytales, they still secretly treated those toys with respect. Each doll and plushie had their night. Even to this day, Figaro is still a surprising cuddler, almost enveloping anything and anyone that might sleep beside them. Summer figured that out the hard way, but never minded because it felt nice to be cuddled. They roll around, usually bringing whatever it is they are holding with them. Another thing Summer found out the hard way. Fig usually takes about two naps a day, three on weekends, little cat naps, in order to feel somewhat rested.

Iain Davis

Ian is a sprawler. All out starfish. Arms, legs, just sprawled out in the Queen sized bed of his, taking up all the space that he can. Sometimes little Petey sleeps with him, if she’s being particularly fussy, he doesn’t mind sharing his bed with the little girl, though he does have this insane fear that he’s going to roll over and smother her. But he tends not to move too much in his sleep. Just the occasional scratching of the balls and flicking his hair out of his face when it touches his nose. Definitely snores though, something that lil’ Stinky Pete gets from him. He rarely shares his bed with anyone anymore, no girlfriend in the picture, so he’s absolutely content with sprawling. When he wakes up, he’s usually up, going in full on Dad mode to get the little girl ready for the day, either at daycare or with her grandparents.

Eleanor Bjorgmann

Eleanor is a back sleeper, hair all around, usually tickling her nose which sometimes makes her sneeze in the night but she hardly wakes up from that. Her legs are almost always in a 4 formation, bottom of the foot to the knee, and she’s usually a blanket half-on, half-off person. The blanket is always thick, even in the New Orleans heat, because sometimes she just feels too cold with her powers. But she also always has a fan on, directed right to her, because she’ll feel too warm, also because of her powers. It’s hard for her to get the right balance, but when she does, she sleeps like a kitten  Sometimes even makes mewling sounds. As an energetic teenager, when she’s up, she’s usually up, and will eat something sugary for breakfast, having inherited her mother’s sweet tooth.

Munro Ryder

Munro, like Frank, has the magical ability to just fall asleep in almost any position. Whether it’s in his gaming chair, which he usually uses for editing videos he takes of people when he’s watching over them, or in his own bed - either at his mom’s house or at his dad’s, he closes his eyes and he’s out. But the problem is, he doesn’t stay down. He’s a bit of a sleepwalker, and a sleepeater, going into the kitchen and waking up to find that he had been in the leftovers. Or pouring old coffee grounds on a peanut butter sandwich. Or finding himself halfway through a frozen can of concentrated juice, the strong taste on his tongue. He wakes up pretty fast though, with the help of a pill or a shower, depending on what he’s doing that day.

Pierre Renault

Pierre is so used to having other people in his bed, that he’s a total cuddler. He’s not a dick who kicks people out after he’s had his sexual fill. He’ll love them until morning, have them stay for breakfast, all that good stuff. It also means that even when he’s alone, he doesn’t take up that much space because he’s so accustomed to having only one side of that bed. He snores a bit, if he’s in a deep sleep, he mumbles sometimes - but he usually has good and colorful dreams, thanks to his bedroom and his life. He rarely knows stress, and has a good nights sleep almost every night.

Summer Savage

Girl has been isolated most of her life, and bullied, and told both inside and outside of the home that she’s a monster because of being a witch and a werewolf. It takes a toll, and she usually falls asleep in a fetal position, trying to make herself as small as possible. As safe as possible. If she could actually recede inside of herself, she probably would when she falls asleep. And she always needs a blanket - it’s near impossible for her to sleep without one. She has troubles sleeping while moving, long car trips are never enough to lull her into that safe feelings. When she sleeps, she tends to talk a little bit, enough to where people can usually guess what she is dreaming about. Figaro teases her about this a lot, especially when she says (or moans) River’s name. It takes her a few minutes to feel truly awake, preferring to doze after the initial wake up, if she sleeps at all, which she hasn’t been these days. Those caffeine pills have wreaked havoc on her sleeping schedule.

[solasan]

4-6 adelheid & anders, 11-13 cedany & alistair, 5, 3, 7, 8 athleanis & dorian & iron bull

ask me abt my kids and their kids

im rly sorry to the dash bcos ive been trying to put this under a read-more for ages and tumblr literally isnt having it, and it’s long

adelheid hawke & anders:

4. who is more protective? or overprotective?

oh delly to both. she’s overprotective of everyone important in her life; if anything went wrong for little posy, delly’s immediately the one trying to resolve it w a lot of passion and anger. u dont want to bully posy hawke

5. what language they speak to the baby? do they title their child "young man" or "young lady", or do the typical baby-talk?

i think they both do the typical baby-talk??? anders calls posy ‘little lady’ quite a bit, and he plays off the fact that she’s technically the heir to house amell all the time. delly calls her ‘sweetling’ tho

6. do they buy the child every toy it desires? or do they not spoil their child?

anders spoils posy. delly...... says she doesn’t. she’s a big liar, tho; she doesn’t spoil her to the same extent that anders does, but she does spoil her. she brings her lots of dolls and stuff

cedany amell & alistair theirin:

11. who reads bedtime stories?

god cedany would be an awful mom, so definitely alistair. he’d do all the voices, too. probably tickle them while he does it. cedany might sit in and listen, maybe fuck around w him a bit, tease the kid, but that’d be it

12. who picks out outfits for kindergarten for the kid?

if cedany could be bothered to, it’s her. i think she’d enjoy having someone to dress up a bit. they’d all be very fashionable pretty outfits, no matter the gender; truly i think ced’d treat the kid like a doll or a playmate more than her own child lmao

13. who makes the child be more self-dependant and who makes everything for the kid?

alistair would do everything for the kid, probably, but he would also try to encourage independence. cedany would encourage independence just bcos she would be so useless; she wouldn’t know how to look after the kid herself

athleanis lavellan, dorian pavus, the iron bull:

5. what language they speak to the baby? do they title their child "young man" or "young lady", or do the typical baby-talk?

BULL WOULD CALL THEM ‘YOUNG MAN’ OR ‘YOUNG LADY’ ALL THE TIME. he would use a lot of qunlat around the kid too tho. this isnt part of the question but he’d swing that kid up onto his shoulders and horns all the time. bull would be such a good dad gbye

dorian tries not to do baby talk, bcos he thinks he’s too dignified for that, but he falls into the trap all the time. in the beginning, bull and ath used to tease him abt it; usually now they’ll sorta just share a look and smile and roll their eyes when he’s babying the kid

ath would call them da’vhenan all the time. he speaks a lot of elven around that kid; he wants to share his culture !!!!!!! truly this kid would have the weirdest culture growing up, and would also speak so many languages, bcos probably once bull and ath start teaching them their respective languages, dorian’s like well now I WANT TO TEACH HIM OLD TEVENE

3. whose name (or designation, like "mom" or "dad") is the child's first word? bonus points for gay couples, where both parents can be ecstatic, when baby says "dad". bonus point #2 if the child says something random as the first word, like "frog".

probably they would start saying ‘da’ and all three of their parents would be :0000 but then it turns out they’re trying to repeat ‘da’vhenan’, it’s just too big a word for a lil baby. ath is still smug abt it tho

7. are they immune to temper tantrums the child throws, e.g. when they dont want to buy them a toy in supermarket?

dorian & bull are both immune. ath is not; the baby has ath wrapped around its little finger, bcos it’s ath. dorian and bull are trying to teach him to have more of a backbone tho, bcos really amatus, getting outplayed by a two year old is just embarrassing

8. who is more likely to make ice cream for breakfast?

ath, probably. i subscribe to that theory that the dalish have ice cream, so he’d know how to make it. also ath doesn’t rly know how to cook anything practical; he has his head in the clouds. dorian doesnt cook, he gets his servants to; i’m not sure that bull would let the kid have something so unhealthy for breakfast ?????????